Return to Cybertron: Into the Smelting Pit
"Over the next nine months, special agents purchased and repeatedly viewed at least six porno videos" - surely they could have paused, and taken notes? They didn't have to watch the films over and over and over again for nine months.
When this story reaches The Sun the journalists will make up a detail about the packages going astray, perhaps to a nunnery, if such a thing exists in Utah.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of FBI special agents after having viewed hardcore porn non-stop for nine months.