America's comms watchdog takes on the internet era's real criminals: Pirate pastors

Called a bum bag in uk though it is worn over genitals, not bum, and fanny pack in the US. Waist purse

Unclip your pager and bag from your belt: We need to make room for a battery-powered 1TB HD

Repairman in orange overalls threateningly wields tape measure

BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

Cisco admins: Hold that IOS XR update while you get new firmware

Tim Cook, photo by JStone via Shutterstock

Apple will start coughing up government app takedown demand stats

Man looks into his cellphone/mobile - which looks back at him

Is your smart device a bit thick? It's about to get a lot worse

UK Home Office's £885m crim records digi effort: A 'masterclass in incompetence'

It's hip to be Square: Twitter founder Jack Dorsey's other firm targets White Van Man

Starbucks site slurped, Z-Wave locks clocked, mad Mac Monero mining malware and much more

Epyc fail? We can defeat AMD's virtual machine encryption, say boffins

Electron patches patch after security researcher bypassed said patch

Zimmerman and friends: 'Are you listening? PGP is not broken'

Cat in tupperware image via Shutterstock

VM-container chimera Kata Containers emerges from lab

OpenStack makes Zuul continuous delivery tool its second indie project

No root for you, or how to stop worrying and love AWS China

Git push origin undo-my-last-disaster

GDPRmageddon: They think it's all over! Protip, it has only just begun

Max Schrems is back: Facebook, Google hit with GDPR complaint

MPs slam UK.gov's 'unacceptable' hoarding of custody images

US websites block netizens in Europe: Why are they ghosting EU? It's not you, it's GDPR

Facebook's democracy salvage effort tilts scale in Mississippi primary

The great wearables myth busted: Apps never, ever mattered

Android daddy Andy Rubin's Essential axes handset, is 'actively shopping itself' – report

Samsung loses (again) to Apple in patent battle (again). This time to the tune of a mere $539m

Geek's Guide

Toaster oven-sized boffin box bound for Mars to search for life

You've heard that pop will eat itself. Boffins have unveiled a rocket that does the same

Comet 67P's cute rubber duck shape perfect for causing eruptions

staff in business suits thrash each other with ring binders

Ongoing game of Galileo chicken goes up a notch as the UK talks refunds

Overhyping AI doctors, language translation goes open source, and new jobs on the cards

IBM's Watson Health wing left looking poorly after 'massive' layoffs

Remember that $5,000 you spent on Tesla's Autopilot and then sued when it didn't deliver? We have good news...

International Maritime Organisation turns salty gaze on regulating robotic shipping

Verity Stob

man contemplating /meditating in silhouette against sunset

Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

Boffins: Michael Jackson's tilt was a criminally smooth trick

Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers

Welcome to El Reg forums

Forum	Topics	Posts	Latest Topic
Data Centre Bit barns and all the things you need to run them	15085	252554	Re: Fiat 500 Gordon JC Pearce 27 May 2018
Software From revision control to operating systems	566	31485	Re: Some men do get periods ... Anonymous Coward 27 May 2018
Security Tin foil hats, black hats and bald men	1633	65245	RT removed story about Tommy Robinson Walter Bishop 27 May 2018
DevOps Automate, Rinse, Repeat	571	8566	You're in charge of change, and now you need to talk about DevOps hater Robin Fokko ukena 26 May 2018
Business Sell, Sell, Sell!	1982	87275	Why is it even being discussed? Jason Bloomberg 27 May 2018
Personal Tech We have better kit at home	10953	339045	Facebook's democracy salvage effort tilts scale in Mississippi primary troland 27 May 2018
Science On a boat, doing ....	193	10925	Presto chango, crypto buyo: You're travelling like El Reg's gang of nerds Detective Emil 27 May 2018
Emergent Tech Rise of the Machines	1423	50845	Re: Same as it ever was. HmmmYes 27 May 2018
Bootnotes Also known as where's the sodding IT angle!	108	9261	Re: Back to the futures onefang 27 May 2018
The Register Lectures You've seen the speeches, now have your say	22	265	Bit more notice next time? GoldCoaster 17 Apr 2018

Forums

User topics | Article topics

America's comms watchdog takes on the internet era's real criminals: Pirate pastors

Unclip your pager and bag from your belt: We need to make room for a battery-powered 1TB HD

BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

Cisco admins: Hold that IOS XR update while you get new firmware

Apple will start coughing up government app takedown demand stats

Is your smart device a bit thick? It's about to get a lot worse

UK Home Office's £885m crim records digi effort: A 'masterclass in incompetence'

It's hip to be Square: Twitter founder Jack Dorsey's other firm targets White Van Man

Starbucks site slurped, Z-Wave locks clocked, mad Mac Monero mining malware and much more

Epyc fail? We can defeat AMD's virtual machine encryption, say boffins

Electron patches patch after security researcher bypassed said patch

Zimmerman and friends: 'Are you listening? PGP is not broken'

VM-container chimera Kata Containers emerges from lab

OpenStack makes Zuul continuous delivery tool its second indie project

No root for you, or how to stop worrying and love AWS China

Git push origin undo-my-last-disaster

GDPRmageddon: They think it's all over! Protip, it has only just begun

Max Schrems is back: Facebook, Google hit with GDPR complaint

MPs slam UK.gov's 'unacceptable' hoarding of custody images

US websites block netizens in Europe: Why are they ghosting EU? It's not you, it's GDPR

Facebook's democracy salvage effort tilts scale in Mississippi primary

The great wearables myth busted: Apps never, ever mattered

Android daddy Andy Rubin's Essential axes handset, is 'actively shopping itself' – report

Samsung loses (again) to Apple in patent battle (again). This time to the tune of a mere $539m

Toaster oven-sized boffin box bound for Mars to search for life

You've heard that pop will eat itself. Boffins have unveiled a rocket that does the same

Comet 67P's cute rubber duck shape perfect for causing eruptions

Ongoing game of Galileo chicken goes up a notch as the UK talks refunds

Overhyping AI doctors, language translation goes open source, and new jobs on the cards

IBM's Watson Health wing left looking poorly after 'massive' layoffs

Remember that $5,000 you spent on Tesla's Autopilot and then sued when it didn't deliver? We have good news...

International Maritime Organisation turns salty gaze on regulating robotic shipping

Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

Boffins: Michael Jackson's tilt was a criminally smooth trick

Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers

Welcome to El Reg forums

Data Centre

Software

Security

DevOps

Business

Personal Tech

Science

Emergent Tech

Bootnotes

The Register Lectures

Forums

Most read

You know that silly fear about Alexa recording everything and leaking it online? It just happened

About to install the Windows 10 April 2018 Update? You might want to wait a little bit longer

Microsoft, Google: We've found a fourth data-leaking Meltdown-Spectre CPU hole

'Facebook takes data from my phone – but I don't have an account!'

Sysadmin hailed as hero for deleting data from the wrong disk drive

About us

More content

Situation Publishing

Sign up to our Newsletters