Pull on yer wellies and let's wade through the week's storage news

What is this – some kind of flashy, 3-bit consumer SSD? Eh, Seagate?

Microsoft finally allows hosted desktops on multi-tenant hardware

Bluetooth makes a mesh of itself with new spec

Ten new tech terms I learnt this summer: Do you know them all?

You can't DevOps everything, kids. Off the shelf kit especially

The lady (or man) vanishes: The thorny issue of GDPR coding

Q. What's today's top language? A. Python... no, wait, Java... no, C

But how does our ransomware make you feel?

Moneysupermarket fined £80,000 for spamming seven million customers

So, FCC, how about that massive DDoS? Hello? Hello...? You still there?

US Homeland Sec boss has snazzy new laptop bomb scanning tech – but admits he doesn't know what it's called

HPE PointNext globo boss grilled by El Reg

Reg Radicals lecture encompasses far right, libertarians, and mushrooms...

So despite all the cash ploughed into big data, no one knows how to make it profitable

HPE: You're rubbish at hybrid cloud – so we'll cook a NüStack to fix it

Contain(er) your enthusiasm, nerds: Docker-backed OCI runtime spec hits 1.0

Redis releases respectable revision, tiptoes through tricky political terminology

U Vlad bro? Docker accidentally cuts off Ukraine

Continuous Lifecycle 2018 call for papers is open NOW

Silicon Valley IT biz boss cops to lying about Cisco H-1B jobs

Google, Amazon, Apple, Facebook blow massive amounts lobbying Trump administration

Legal boffins poke holes in EU lawmaker's ePrivacy proposals

Vodafone reports sliding revenues but customers don't hate them as much

Judge uses 1st Amendment on Pokemon Go park ban. It's super effective!

The Italian Jobs: Bloke thrown in the cooler for touting Apple knockoffs

Intel is upset that Qualcomm is treating it like Intel treated AMD for years and years

China censors drop the soap operas, sitcoms

Geek's Guide

Reg reader turns Geek's Guides to Britain into Geek's Map of Britain

China's 'future-proof' crypto: We talk to firm behind crazy quantum key distribution network

NASA whistles up electron noise from the Van Allen belt

Russia launches non-TERRIFYING satellite that focuses Sun's solar rays onto Earth

DeepMind says it's given AI an imagination. Let's take a closer look at that

Why you'll never make really big money as an AI dev

Shut up and take my money! AI luminaries go gooey for Graphcore's smart chip tech

Boffins back bubbles for better bonding with beautiful belongings

Verity Stob

Fan of FBI cosplay? Enjoy freaking out your neighbors? Have we got the eBay auction for you

Volterman 'super wallet': The worst crowdsource video pitch of all time?

Burglary, robbery, kidnapping and a shoot-out over… a domain name?!

Authorities go hard on coffee maker for stiff Viagra-powered brew

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