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Ah, British summer. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the internet is on the fritz

Liquidators appointed for Tintri UK as DDN bids to become reseller

Azure running out of internets in UK South, starts rationing VMs

5G whizz: Ericsson just turned in first profit since 2016

British Airways' latest TITSUP* caused by Amadeus system outage

Oldest swinger in town, Slackware, notches up a quarter of a century

Windows Server 2019 tweaked to stop it getting clock-blocked

ME! ME! ME! – Intel's management tech gets a quartet of chip fixes

Airbus UK infosec gros fromage: Yep, we work with arch-rivals Boeing

Bloke accused of netting $5m on inside info about Lattice Semiconductor

Who's leaving Amazon S3 buckets open online now? Cybercroooks, US election autodialers

Will this biz be poutine up the cash? Hackers demand dosh to not leak stolen patient records

Want to save more on Serverless Computing? You’ve gotta be FaaS

Continuous Lifecycle 2019 call for papers is open NOW

Devs: This is another fine Mesh you've got us into, Microsoft

Python creator Guido van Rossum sys.exit()s as language overlord

Taps running dry for Capita? Southern Water pens 5-year managed service

Why why why Di Data? Brit limb Advanced Infrastructure has date with administrators

Oz researchers, uni unite against Defence overreach

Big(ish) Blue: IBM sales creep up three per cent, share price follows suit

Brits whinging less? About ISPs, networks and TV? It's gotta be a glitch in the Matrix

Official: The shape of the smartphone is changing forever

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Samsung’s new phone-as-desktop is slick, fast and ready for splash-down ... somewhere

By Jove! Astroboffins spot 12 new spanking moons around Jupiter

Geoboffins spot hundreds of ghost dunes on Mars

Astroboffins spy the brightest quasar that lit the universe's dark ages

Open plan offices flop – you talk less, IM more, if forced to flee a cubicle

Elon Musk, his arch nemesis DeepMind swear off AI weapons

Techie sues ex-bosses, claims their AI avatar tech was faked – and he was allegedly beaten up after crying foul

Windows 10 IoT Core Services unleashed to public preview

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