Oracle's JEDI mind-meld doesn't work on Uncle Sam's auditors: These are not the govt droids you are looking for
Hands up who isn't p!*$ed off about Amazon's new HQ in New York and Virginia?
Stanley Kubrick made Eyes Wide Shut. Data-protecting Andes Rubrik makes bytes slide shut
HPE flack: We've got an Azure stack flash rack. What's with these techies wanting technical details?
Microsoft lobs Windows 10, Server Oct 2018 update at world (minus file-nuking 'feature') after actually doing some testing
SAP can claim to change its culture, but can it convince customers?
Michael Howard: Embrace of open source is destroying 'artificial definitions' of legacy vendors
Just a little heads up: Google is still trying to convince everyone that web apps don't suck
CISA's Palace: Congress backs new cybersecurity nerve-center for cyber-America's cyber-future
Another Meltdown, Spectre security scare: Data-leaking holes riddle Intel, AMD, Arm chips
Did you by chance hack OPM back in 2015? Good news, your password probably still works!
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean hackers won't nuke your employer into the ground tomorrow
Samsung unveils next-generation 8nm Exynos silicon
Scam or stunt? It's looking like the latter... Xiaomi so sorry for £1 smartphone 'promo'
YouTube supremo says vid-streaming-slash-piracy giant can't afford EU's copyright overhaul
'Frontline workers' of the world, unite! And grab yourselves a Surface Go White Van Man edition
Rocket Labs mean business, Brits stick pin in Mars map, and Japan celebrates HTV-7’s dive into the atmosphere
Brit boffins build 'quantum compass'... say goodbye to those old GPS gizmos, possibly
Thank $deity that week's over. Look, here's some trippy music generated from pixels of a Martian sunrise to play us out
Third Soyuz does not explode while auditors resume poking around NASA's big rocket SLS
Alexa, cough up those always-on Echo audio recordings, says double-murder trial judge
Google swallows up DeepMind Health and abolishes 'independent board'
Oi, Elon: You Musk sort out your Autopilot! Tesla loyalists tell of code crashes, near-misses
Another 3D printer? Oh, stop it, you're killing us. Perhaps literally: Fears over ultrafine dust
That Old Time 2018 IT songbook: Verity, Verity - give us your lyrics, do! We're half crazy, all for the love of you
Open the pod bay doors: Voice of HAL 9000 Douglas Rain dies at 90
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