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XtremIO nixes noisy neighbours, adds cloud-based array analytics

Secret IBM script could have prevented 11-hour US tax day outage

Mac users get to join the OneDrive Files On-Demand festivities

Turns out download speed isn't everything when streaming video on your smartphone

Microsoft flings features at Teams to close the Slack gap

Office 2019 lumbers to the stage once more as Microsoft promises future releases

Linux kernel's 'seat warmer' drops 4.19-rc5 with – wow – little drama

Apple's dark-horse macOS Mojave is out (and it's already pwned)

How to thwart rogue employees: Tune in this month to our live insider threat webcast

MI5: Gosh, awkward, but we looked down the sofa again and turns out we *do* have intel on NGO

Open-source software supply chain vulns have doubled in 12 months

Aggregate this: NewsNow has spilt a bunch of 'encrypted' passwords

Windows Admin Center gets an update, just in time for Server 2019

Head for sunny Nice to catch up with the fast-moving world of software development

Your deep dive into AWS Lambda, FaaS and more – at our Serverless conference in November

GitLab gets it, grabs $100m to become $1bn firm

Nameless Right To Be Forgotten Google sueball man tries Court of Appeal – yet again

DWP CIO and chief digi officer Mayank Prakash quits

Contractors slam UK taxman's 'aggressive' IR35 tax reforms

Whoa – oh no, Zoho: Domain name no-show deals CRM biz, 40m punters a crushing blow

Brexit campaigner AggregateIQ challenges UK's first GDPR notice

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Vodafone and EE ship Apple's Watch 4, but not without LTE teething issues

iFixit engineers have an L of a time pulling apart Apple's iPhone XS

Good news: Sub-surface life on Mars possible, moons from big impacts. There is no bad news

Fat chance: Cholesterol leads boffins to discover world's oldest animal fossil – 558m years old

Curiosity's computer silent on science, baffling boffins

Got any ecsta-sea? Boffins get octopuses high on MDMA – for science, duh

How do some of the best AI algorithms perform on real robots? Not well, it turns out

Microsoft adds delayed gratification to the Surface Hub 2 line

Alibaba crafts AI chips, Facebook uses Bayesian magic to tweak code performance, and more

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