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It's a Pivotal moment: Dell's cloudy soft limb hits the stock market

And so it begins: Veritas lays off UK workers, R&D bods hit hardest

BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried

Google kills off domain fronting – and so secure comms just got tougher

Apple's magical quality engineering strikes again: You may want to hold off that macOS High Sierra update...

Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again...

Oracle pledges annual Solaris updates for you to install each summer

Oracle demands dev tear down iOS app that has 'JavaScript' in its name

Cloud-surfing orgs under attack, Microsoft antivirus for Chrome, Windows 10 S bypass, non-RSA gigs, and more

Oh, baby! Newborn-care website leaves database of medics wide open

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