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Alibaba pulls dust covers off its new London cloud presence

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Ericsson's very good bad quarter, Mozilla encrypts SNI, new TIP projects, and more

Samsung claims key-value Z-SSD will be fastest flash ever

The code's crashed again, but why? Tell us your war stories of bugs found – and bugs fixed

Peter Thiel's Palantir reportedly eyeing up $41bn IPO

Is this cuttlefish really all that cosmic? Ubuntu 18.10 arrives with extra spit, polish, 4.18 kernel

Love Microsoft Teams? Love Linux? Then you won't love this

Apple boss demands Bloomberg Super Micro U-turn, Russian troll charged, NSA hands out cash, and more

Spotted: Miscreants use pilfered NSA hacking tools to pwn boxes in nuke, aerospace worlds

You like HTTPS. We like HTTPS. Except when a quirk of TLS can smash someone's web privacy

Talk about a curveball: Microsoft director of sports marketing fired, charged with fraud over 'fake' invoices

GitHub.com freezes up as techies race to fix dead data storage gear

Pull request accepted: You want to buy GitHub, Microsoft? Go for it – EU

Atlassian: Look at our ginormous Jira revenues!

Deeper dive with GitHub Actions: One config file to rule them all and in the darkness bind them

Oz intel committee: Crypto-busting is only bad if you're a commie, and we're not by the way

Sounds like a massive, risky UK.gov scheme, but let's not keep too many tabs on it, OK?

European Commission: We've called off the lawyers over Ireland's late collection of Apple back taxes

SAP: We're all about the cloud – never mind those stagnating software numbers

Happy 60th birthday, video games. Thank William Higinbotham for your misspent evenings

Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s

FYI: Drone maker DJI's 'Get it on Google Play' website button definitely does not get the app from Google Play...

Oz to turn pirates into vampires: You won't see their images in mirrors

Core-blimey! Riddle of Earth's mysterious center finally 'solved' by smarty seismologists

It's Two Spacecraft, One Mission as BepiColombo gets ready to launch

Good news: Largest, most ancient known galaxy supercluster is spotted. Bad news: It's collapsing on itself

NASA gently nudges sleeping space 'scopes Chandra, Hubble out of gyro-induced stupor

Need a modest Arm Cortex-A CPU in your custom chip? Just apply online. Plus $125,000

A DeepMind library to help build reinforcement learning bots, and how Google's Pixel 3 cameras handle zoom

Anonymous Amazonian demands withdrawal of face-recog kit from sale

Finally, a use for AI and good old-fashioned simulations: Hunting down E.T. in outer space

FYI: Faking court orders to take down Google reviews is super illegal

London flatmate (Julian Assange) sues landlord (government of Ecuador) in human rights spat

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