Re: All irregularities...
How on Earth are we going to get a handle on global warming, then, if we can't (carefully) use Uranium, Plutonium, and Thorium?
Furthermore, since when were Jet, Diamond, and Sapphire elements - and isn't Radium another deadly radioactive element that doesn't mix well with life? And anyways how will we get irradiated simply because your interdimensional agent from UNCLE is named after a heavy element?
It may have been a very entertaining television show, but compacting such a high level of scientific illiteracy into the few words of the opening voice-over would not seem like a good sign. Still, it makes one think of a nice shiny wristwatch... just don't forget the chromium, so the steel won't rust. Of course, steel isn't an element either; iron is. See?