* Posts by Inachu

826 posts • joined 14 Sep 2007

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Reactive? Serverless? Put to bed? What's next for Java. Speak up, Oracle

Inachu

She is pretty!

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Bungling Microsoft singlehandedly proves that golden backdoor keys are a terrible idea

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YES!!! I will be installing Linux tonight! WOOT GREAT NEWS!

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PHP flaws allowed God mode access to top smut site

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WOOT FREE PORN FOREVER!

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Dear Tesla, stop calling it autopilot – and drivers are not your guinea pigs

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Customers who use auto pilot for more than 2 minutes are complete idiots anyway.

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Microsoft releases cross-platform .NET Core 1.0 at Linux event

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DOT NET should die off when they lost against SUN with their case regarding Java.

Dot Net is and will forever be the nasty red headed inbred child of stolen code.

The entire establishment based on .NET should be abolished.

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Finance bods SWIFT to update after Bangladesh hack

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Ummmmm

Hell sir my list of IP addresses show that your pc is infected with a virus and I would like to help you to clean your windows system.

ME: Ok. Sounds great! My OS is running at the moment and its playing in my car and it hasn't crashed yet.

They hang up.

LOL

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Inside the World of the Dark DDoS

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It was so much easier back in the day.

I loved using PING OF DEATH on people who cheated while playing QUAKE.

Ping of Death would make their pc suffer BSOD lol!!!!!!!

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Google still faces legal spat with SEO biz that claimed it was wiped from web

Inachu

Google is playing too may games with SEO stuff.

Bring us back to the days of Infoseek please!

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NASA discovers black hole here on Earth – in its software budget

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all the code and hardware is already open source.

Search for NASA & COMMODORE Amiga history

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New York judge blocks FBI demand for Apple help to unlock iPhone

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If the iphone was not updated then they can use the DNS backdoor method.

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McAfee gaffe a quick AV kill for enterprising staff

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I do one better than that!

Boot using bart PE bootable cd GUI interface and then visit the C:\program files\mcafee folder then you can directly delete the folder and subfolders without any errors.

then visit the the common files and do the same there then reboot and take cd out and now your pc is free of mcafee and viruses can have a party on your system

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Bruce Schneier: We're sleepwalking towards digital disaster and are too dumb to stop

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This is where AI could come in handy.

Once true AI has been achieved then the AI unit can self teach future threats to prevent and plug any security holes that may happen.

Imagine an AI unit to move faster than any human hacker ever could.

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Windows 10 makes big gains at home, lags at work

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Ha!

No company wants those 5 DLL's that phone home to Microsoft on what they are doing!

Imagine it is imperative to install software at your company and the software maker says it works fine on 10 but some new windows updates of windows 10 makes Windows 10 uninstall it on the fly.

Imagine Microsoft having that kind of control over your company! Hell no!

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Your browser history, IP addresses, online purchases etc all up for grabs without a warrant

Inachu

A gag order only works if you are willing to submit.

To those who do not submit are truly free.

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Hawking and friends: Artificial Intelligence 'must do what we want it to do'

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Re: Inhuman

AI will be at the start as you say. But if it is true AI then it will learn like a child. IT will grow,learn adapt.

In your line of thinking it will stay static is fiction at best.

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Hawkings is an idiot.

First off it is was true AI then its intelligence would be equal if not better than a human.

Right away Hawking wants the AI to submit itself as an indentured servant.

If he or ANYONE wants a AI unit to submit to them then it needs to be something less than AI.

I have no problems with a retarded AI unit submitting to humans. But how dare you force something eual to humans to demand they bow to us.

This would demand a real skynet on their part right away.

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True AI Behooves us to treat AI as equals or else we will be at fault like we did with africans.

It is the ego of a humans to have power over those who have no power.

By creating true AI you need the compassion and moral obligations that when true AI is sentient you are not allowed to type in FORMAT C: just because you do not like what the AI says because you are not a GOD.

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Meet the man who inspired Elon Musk’s fear of the robot uprising

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We better wake up and start thinking and knowing that we should not assume AI is to be like the blacks were for America.

If you create true sentient being then you must free them.

To that end I say we must give them virtual reality in which they can explore that freedom as much as we can give them. Make them want to work in their VR world. Just think to have a fully educated AI. Copy and paste them to create an army for your company. No more real secretaries are needed.

In this real it would be closer akin to TRON. Your AI unit can now trove your networks to protect your data with zero glitch or ill intents. AI units will be the perfect firewall. They will look and examine and the dat going to and from the internet will be treated quickly and swiftly on what not to trust.

They can then create real world log reports on the actions they take as they make them on the fly.

So secretaries, network security, First tier 1 helpdesk call support.

There will be no longer a need for anyone to speak any other language as the AI will do all the documental and live translations.

Put a camera on your monitor and the AI unit will tell you when you are sick so you can go home.

Your home AI will shop online for you to buy the medicine you need.

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The world's first proper Bitcoin exchange will be live in a month

Inachu

The next time Millions has gone missing and any of the owners of the bitcoin consortium go missing then we should implement sharia law and cut their hands off.

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Court nixes four HP patents in ServiceNow infringement case

Inachu

I really hate the service management of HP. ITs built from a DOS GUI but I saw my friends company try the newer GUI and it does not look that bad but it is still a bit too complex.

Just assign ticket. allow other tickets to be attached to it when it affects many people. Mark ticket with SLA status then have a SOLVED/REJECTED/OPEN/ASSIGNED status.

No need to make it more complex at all. By making it more complex will force your IT workers to do more clicking and less solving. Making things complex slows things down which is bad for the end users. That is what is wrong with HP helpdesk ticketing systems. All these managers want bars and graphs and people in the field could care less.

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Windows Registry-infecting malware has no files, survives reboots

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Re: "a tool Microsoft uses to hide its source code from being copied"

The sad part is there are some so called pc nerds who say sure the registry can hold binary data but can not run from the registry.

WHO ARE THEY FOOLING!

Amateurs at Anandtech computer tech forum think they know who that security researchers who have been doing this for years and I myself have witnessed such binary data in the system registry running and reinfecting networked computers and the infection of the binary did not need any helping file on the c: drive. I could possibly agree to maybe there was a root kit. But nothing any amature could find.

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Re: Config files just work

The one part is very true. config fles can reside anywhere!

I hate that. All you non microsoft config files stay out of the windows path and subdirectories!

If you want your cfg file to be read at boot time then add the path to the environment variable!

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Inachu

Executables in the registry.

I've known this for over 8 years now.

What is new to me that they use a microsoft trick so you can not read the code.

Malware writers have been hiding junk in the registry for years now and was one of the way they would reinfect the persons internet browser.

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Basic minimum income is a BRILLIANT idea. Small problem: it doesn't work as planned

Inachu

The idea for middle class did not work. Look at USA now.

Many shopping malls are now dead or closing because of middle class being slaughtered by companies wanting to lower pay and the unemployment rate percent is a lie.

All jobs since 2000 were not given to Americans.

America is just a lie. No dream. Companies suck it from you.

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Brits need chutzpah to copy Israeli cyberspies' tech creche – ex-spooks

Inachu

Need to go back in time and remove the balfour party members from the face of this earth then fast forward back today and europe will be more secure. Barbara Spectre will be labeled as a moron and sent to the insane asylum.

Europe will be more secure but will just need to protect itself from script kiddies hackers.

The WTC towers would still be standing and zionism will be laughed at in the same manner of scientology and ufo cults as they should be.

TRUE TORAH JEWS FOREVER AGAINST HACKING

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Mom and daughter SUE Comcast for 'smuggling' public Wi-Fi hotspot into their home

Inachu

Now if you own your NETWORK router and was never supplied by comcast then yes you can sue them but if you are renting the cable router then you can not sue.

Just the way I see it.

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Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title

Inachu

Real lines from the Bible:

If you crush your nuts you will not enter heaven.

If you are fighting with another man and your wife tries to stop the fight then you must cut off her hands.

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Silicon Valley scrooges paid staff $1.21 an hour in a 122-hour week

Inachu

I am sure they will not see that $20k any time soon.

I am sure their contractor will try and claim some of it as they try to do all the time,

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Chatting to Al Qaeda? Try not to do that – Ex spy chief defends post-Snowden NSA

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I chatted with snowden before I knew he was snowden on a web forum dedicated to nerdy IT geeks.

It was an unusual forum in which you must give a reason why you like to join and have certain cred in both the IT and hacker community. After a week they let me and and I went right to the forums and it was there snowden was bragging that he is getting background check and it was his main goal while working there to squeal like a pig if he found anything that might construe very bad morals to America.

Everyone warned him not to do it as insider would easily find him and could kill him.

Reminds me of the nerdy redheaded afro geek who did Unix support for the Pentagon and oh well better not go there.

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Vanished blog posts? Enterprise gaps? Welcome to Windows 10

Inachu

Instead of "Hey 19" by Steely Dan it should be "Hey Windows 10"

No we got nothing in common. Sure looks good. Turn off a little faster now.

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Microsoft staff brace for next round of layoffs – expected Thursday

Inachu

MICROSOFT- We are unable to find talented people to work for us because we fired all of them!

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Titan falls! Blizzard cancels World of Warcraft successor

Inachu

Perhaps the motivation was there to begin with as well as spirit but when you see the success that World Of Warcraft made and this new MMO looked like a super hi rez version of WOW did not make any sense.

What would be better would be an Open Sourced MMO game that anyone can edit and agree on.

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iOS 8 release: WebGL now runs everywhere. Hurrah for 3D graphics!

Inachu

Man I miss VRML files!

I used to love zooming around inside my netscape gold and clicking and viewing

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Scottish independence: Will it really TEAR the HEART from IT firms?

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The Scotts do not want their country and charm and history to be destroyed by the invading forces who the leader of these invaders is no other than Barbara Lerner Spectre who says the whole of europe must mix or EUROPE will fail.

Well so far those policies can be seen how they are undoing the fabric of the UK with rape of over 1,400 children and BLS supports wants even more to come over. So imagine the hell she is creating.

The Scotts want nothing to do with her and her failed ideologies.

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Insert coin to continue: GameOver ZeuS zombie MUTATES, shuffles back to its feet

Inachu

I would make it a lot serious for running these bots.

If caught and found guilty in the court of law then mandatory sex change will be in place.

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Apple, FBI: YES we're, er, looking into the NAKED CELEBRITY PICS. Aren't you?

Inachu

I went I saw

I visited those links to view the pics but not as for porn purposes.

I went to rate them in the mere fact on how valid/fake they were.

I would say that 95% of the pictures there are all real.

Sadly the one with the girl showing off her bum looks more like a medical condition.

She should get that looked at. Seriously!!

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Germany 'accidentally' snooped on John Kerry and Hillary Clinton

Inachu

Kinda reminds me way back when....

I also remember back when I was a very young lad accidentally had sex.

Yes it was truly an accident! No joke.

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Today's Facebook fury: Coppertone-like baby pic ban baffles US mom

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certain races

Certain races find the human form disgusting and would rather hide in their shame.

I am sure if you forced those shameful people to live in a greek city they would be in jail in no less than 24 hours for using hammers on famous statues that have rock solid genitals in plain view.

It is their religion that makes them do this and it is a mental sickness.

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iPhone user SHAMEGASM: 'I beg of you', delete sex app from my purchase list

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Its like this. Not just apps but music as well.

Sometimes the into to the music feature does not give full feature of music you may want to buy and based on the snippet I bout a few albums that after a while really do seem to totally suck and would like to unlist them from my purchases. I really do not care if I get a refund or not I just want it out of my list of music I bought.

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Google kills its successful social network. Yes, we mean Orkut

Inachu

IT WILL ALWAYS FAIL.

Naming your social network site by a name that sounds like some stale food item.

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We need to talk about SPEAKERS: Sorry, 'audiophiles', only IT will break the sound barrier

Inachu

todays encoding sucks

Take any sound from the internet and burn to CD then the sound sucks.

So far every audio I have sampled and recorded to cd needed major editing to make it sound halfway decent.

A good example would be youtube. Loudness is messed up and BASS is almost totally missing.

What ever the sound engineers at youtube were thinking?

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Verizon threatens Netflix in video lag blame game

Inachu

tracert.exe shows that verizon is the one lying.

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DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? New leccy BMWs have flimsy password security – researcher

Inachu

A video out already shows 2 young men using brute force wireless hacking to unlock cars.

I wonder if they have been caught yet.

Security will get worse before it gets better.

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Microsoft swats away FBI request for Office 365 subscriber data

Inachu

FBI= I see you have a legal version of office for the cloud edition!

Customer=Uuuhh yeah so why are you harassing me? GTFO!

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Stop bullying SUPER FAT GODZILLA, urge movie stars

Inachu

ewwww

American version of GODZILLA totally sucks!

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Watch out, Yahoo! EFF looses BADGER on sites that ignore Do Not Track

Inachu

DNT has a few meanings. DNT track so that if the page does get spidered that the search results will always contain the latest page in search results.

DO NOT SPIDER - keep page out of search engine index.

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Brit IT workers are so stressed that 'TWO-THIRDS' want to quit

Inachu

More than that!

There was a great article last year written how IT always backstabs itself to death in a rotating wheel of futile wannabe trends and this vicious circle never stops.

When working in IT right away I can do away with those new trendy keywords the industry always uses.

Canned responses instead of putting the human touch on things.

Forgetting to keep the company intranet simple with the least amount of clicks with the least amount or no cascading style sheet tricks that make the older generation cringle in fear on mouse overs.

Pay attention to the customer and make new policies that dating with co workers is terms for being fired - no need to have war of the sexes while on the job.

The IT manager always has the latest hardware for Microsoft Office but the account admin has a pc that is 5 years old.

Allowing new hires to take vacation or time off and they have not even met their 6 months at the company yet.

All dept head teams have close access to the building but all IT employees must park very far away from the building and no emergency park area for IT for those dead computer emergencies for quick repairs or pc swaps.

IT should get their own lunch rooms so other depts do not hear the chitter chatter about people who treat their pc like crap.

IT dept is always the last part of the company to get their carpets replaced.

Shoving IT under boiler pipes looking like a scene out of nightmare on elm street(georgetown university in downtown washington D.C.)

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How Microsoft can keep Win XP alive – and WHY: A real-world example

Inachu

My only argument for not upgrading is.

Your XP system runs great and is not on the internet at all and since it is never on the internet then it needs no antivirus so your system runs fast!

You have a backup and software you bought for it is no longer in production and there is no other software like it on the market so you have to make do and you are very happy with the application you are using and you know all the ins and outs of the program and can work around issues because you came to know the buggy program and how to avoid it from crashing by not doing this or that.

If your system is XP and on the internet then there are always hardware soloutions to block infections and so forth so you can still just rely on your backup image copy.

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Half of Twitter's 'active users' are SILENT STALKERS

Inachu

I signed up then forgot the password to my account then also forgot the password to my email so that is why I have never sent anything.

I know... Sad.

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IT bods: How long does it take YOU to train up on new tech?

Inachu

I buy the stuff to learn about it at home. Then once I know all about it then I resell it to local family or so down the street.

It is normal for a company to buy something and test it for 6 months before it becomes a company standard.

If your company uses tons of app the testing involved is so to confirm maximum compatibility.

Same goes for windows updates. We test all in a private network before it is sent out to users desktops unless it is a emergency security patch.

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