* Posts by Dave Bell

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97% of UK gets 'basic' 2Mbps broadband. 'Typical households' need 10Mbps – Ofcom

Dave Bell

Re: Typical households need 10Mbps

I have a suspicion that the awkward part of the network is supplied by the ISP. The wholesale line syncs at sufficient speed for me, but the usable speed I get has reduced. Streaming video needs to sustain enough capacity to be delivered live. If you want to download content to watch later you don't need continuous good speed. That sustained high speed needs to be between you and such things as ISP caching servers for live data deliveries such as streaming video and games.

I've got enough capacity on my broadband line to my house. The internet connections that link my local BT exchange to the world have become the bottleneck, not the copper wire that carries the ADSL.And I am not sure if these figures actually measure anything useful.

Let it go, let it go ... Sales of games, video and music up for second year

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Re: Frozen

It depends how you define a good movie.

Disney seem to have got something right, both in the movie itself and how they're building on it. One parent I spoke to said she was pleased it didn't end with an automatic marriage. And there are the sing-along-with-Frozen shows: that is something that seems new. I can remember when this sort of thing was "On Ice"; maybe it still is, but ice skating isn't what it was in the days of Torvill and Dean.

Will the next Disney movie be as good? That's going to be hard to do. But Disney has been making good animation for over 75 years. Not every movie works this well, and I wonder how much of this one has been influenced by the successes of Studio Ghibli. There has been other competition for Disney to face up to. Maybe Frozen is the climax to a golden age of animation that will now fade.

On the other hand, the success of Frozen might revive the competition. Maybe another studio will look at the possibilities and put up more money. In that, this is all like the first Star Wars movie. There were all sorts of more-or-less clones pumped out. And that boom in cinematic sci-fi and fantasy gave us a few really big movies. Would we have had Alien or Blade Runner without the success of Star Wars?

And Frozen might be a good example for a lot of Hollywood movie making, not just animation. It has a pretty smart story to tell. It doesn't just depend on spectacle. Too often I have been left with the feeling that modern film-makers have over-dosed on adrenaline and forgotten the story.

There are other good movies out there. Frozen holds its own against them—it isn't just animation.

Reg man confesses: I took my wife out to choose a laptop for Xmas. NOOOO

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Re: @Simon Rockman

If you're an author, selling your work, you may find that publishers expect MS Word to handle the copy editing, and I know some pretty geeky authors who keep a copy for that reason. But it's arguable that that is a pretty specialised use-case. In any case, it's a collaborative edit process, with detailed tracking of the changes, and it would be folly to rely on somebody else getting file import and export right.

For the actual writing, the same people swear by Scrivener. But that comes down to using the right tools for the different jobs. MS Word can create HTML pages, but the last time I checked they were grotesquely over-sized. Libre Office does a better job than the Word which I knew.

I do sometimes wonder if we can make good choices for friends and family. I haven't created a huge file for a couple of years. How much storage space do you need for keeping the letters you write? Do some of the things we worry about really matter?

Doctor Who's tangerine dream and Clara's death wish in Last Christmas

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Re: Dr Jr

I am now wondering if the reality is something a bit different, and there never was a face-hugger. The Doctor cracked a joke, it doesn't mean he doesn't know about the film.

See Heinlein's The Puppet Masters for an alternative, though explicitly a parasite that doesn't kill its hosts. The Dream Crabs have some problems there.

Cambridge boffins and Boeing fly first hybrid airplane over British skies

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A small internal combustion engine, sized for the cruise regime, can be quite efficient, with a little on top to charge the battery. And the power boost from the electric motor for take-off and climb will be much quieter . With the relatively long cruise, it doesn't need a huge excess to recharge the battery. I doubt this plane has much spare weight, but adding solar panels would be possible.

Welsh council rapped for covert spying on sick leave worker

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Re: A Morons perspective

There have been at least two Data Protection Acts, 1984 and 1998, and the second includes "relevant filing systems" which would cover paper records. There is an exemption for criminal investigation, but it doesn't look as though there was anything sufficient to invoke that. And so it falls foul of the Data Protection Principles.

Just looking over the Act, it might have been possible to set out a reason for doing this, but the Council apparently didn't even bother. I've seen some pretty sweeping permission requests from Councils, amounting to a request to ignore the law. And, with more and more privatisation of services, I really don't like how such attitudes could work out.

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I didn't even know the person was a teacher...

I did think this was a mismanaged office. I now wonder even more just where the idea for covert surveillance came from.

Dave Bell

Re: Early Stage?

I think you're right about the lack of detail. There's something that has been kept quiet. But look at the reason mentioned: "off work with a sick note for anxiety and stress". Combine it with the leap to covert surveillance, and we might have some really bad management here. It's all consistent with a really nasty piece of work running things. But we haven't got enough info to be sure. And this is the Undertaking signed by the boss. The "anxiety and stress" had a cause we don't know about. It doesn't have to be something at work.

But somebody should have been getting a bollocking from the Chief Executive over this.

Microsoft fires legal salvo at phone 'tech support' scammers

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This sounds a little bit different from the fake "We've detected a virus" calls, with websites and adverts involved. Here, the investigators called the fraudulent company. Is it really the same people?

Frankly, it's getting so that I can't tell the difference between the crooks and the genuine support lines. They're the same accents, the same sorts of phone-line distortions arising from highly limited bandwidth, and staff with the same "blame somebody else" attitude.

I get more help with my computer problems from my cat (who knows what to do with a mouse).

EU VAT law could kill thousands of online businesses

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Re: This is entirely UNreasonable

I agree about the relative ease of keeping VAT records for a UK-only business. If you are trading over the internet you should have a computer, and a computer program to automatically do the bookkeeping.

But trading across intra-EU borders was always a bit of a mess. Where is the computer software which complies with the new system? I never switched to a fully computerised system. I'll be honest, it can be a bit gnarly for somebody without some specific training, and my business wasn't making enough transactions to make full computerisation worthwhile.

The businesses being affected by this are being hit by a horrible increase in complexity, with a high transition cost in buying new software, training to use it, and testing it.

Dave Bell

What is being missed is that Luxembourg set a very low, but non-zero, rate for VAT on ebooks. A lot of EU countries have lower rates for such products, but Amazon is paying a rate of 3%, the lowest in the EU, and I don't recall them ever telling me what the rate is, they just tell us VAT is charged, which is one of those legally murky areas. Italy, next year, reduces their e-book rate from 22% to 2%, and we have always had a 0% rate on physical books in the UK.

It looks as though some guy called Juncker was involved in setting the rates in Luxembourg.

One of the awkward points is that two pieces of data confirming customer location need to be recorded. For physical goods, which have always been under some form of customer-location rule, there's both the record of payment and the address for physical delivery. But what's the equivalent for digital goods?

The more I hear about this (and I used to do VAT paperwork for a small business), the less competent HMRC and the government look in negotiating with the rest of the EU and explaining the changes. Surely six years is enough time for them to have done something?

UK cops caught using 12 MILLION Brits' mugshots on pic database

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Re: What's his beef?

Please, don't call Theresa May the She-Wolf of the SS.

She doesn't look sexy enough for a porn movie to make a profit.

GOOGLE is COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN

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One factor is that US Federal Law gives children under the age of 13 a special status on the Internet. They cannot be given an account by an internet service without explicit parental permission.

This actually makes sense, and I think it goes some way towards explaining why Google might be doing this. It's not so much the content as making sure they can do the extra permission checks for the account. Child-safe game apps may still need that extra permission if they need a live internet connection to run.

How HAPPY am I on a scale of 1 to 10? Where do I click PISSED OFF?

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Re: Spot on, Mr Dabbs.

In my experience, what saves the London Underground is the presence of the ordinary people of London. Though I managed to avoid the rush hour. London is messed up by the ultra-rich seeking to preserve their precious bodily fluids, every night.

The Grandmaster: Epic, heart-melting, oh and there's lots of kung fu

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I miss some of the context for this, but I look at the story outline and think that, in some ways, it's not so different from some Hollywood movies recording the life of an American in the same troubled era. I can imagine elements of The Great Gatsby and Public Enemies in a Hollywood version, but I struggle to imagine Hollywood using such a strong female character.

Blast-off! Boat free launch at last. Orion heads for space

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Re: Great news

Yes.

There's even a song about it.

Kantrowitz 1972 (HEL Crew's Song)

Plenty of sites claim to have recordings and videos, but it's not for nothing that it's known as the net of a million lies.

Another lick of Lollipop: Google updates latest Android to 5.0.1

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I am not going to hurry.

Android 5.0 was such a mess on my Nexus 7 (2012 model) that I am in zero rush for the upgrade. I have already used Cyanogen on some cheap hardware, and I shall wait to see what emerges from there. The way Google seem to do things with this Android 5 product suggests that we shouldn't trust them.

UK national mobile roaming: A stupid idea that'll never work

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Never Mind the Bullocks (This will go on for heifer and heifer...)

It seems plausible to me that the landscape models used for planning site locations and generating the coverage maps are being used by people who don't expect trees to grow.

And, while the frequencies are different now, I can remember when there did seem to be significant differences between late July and early September as the landscape changed from a thick brush-like surface of ripening wheat and barley to short, rather dry, stubble. Could I have used the combine harvester to have created a waveguide across the top 30-acre?

Meanwhile, all the broadband special offers I've been getting will end before the currently-annouced FTTC. start date in these parts. They don't seem to be doing much about IPv6 either. Engineering, I think, is too low a priority.

E-cigarettes fingered as source of NASTY VIRUS

Dave Bell

Re: Use a "USB Condom".

I have a battery "power-pack" I picked up at Lidl in the summer. Built-in solar cell, as will as a mini-USB input for charging, What is maybe relevant for this is that the output is a standard 2-contact power connection with an adaptor to standard micro-USB. It could still send a virus to a computer that was charging it, but anything you use it to charge would be safe.

It is possible to make your own "safe" lead, but I am not so confident with a soldering iron these days. The no-data leads are sometimes labelled as "fast charge".

Amazon DROPS next day delivery amid Cyber Monday MADNESS

Dave Bell

This looks more like the usual delivery sluggishness for the time of year—post early for Christmas and all that—than anything to do with Black Friday.

Star Wars: Episode VII trailer lands. You call that a lightsaber? THIS is a lightsaber

Dave Bell

Re: Lego?

The Lego version is the future of movie special effects.

Eat FATTY FOODS to stay THIN. They might even help your heart

Dave Bell

Learn the one weird trick for losing weight!

Eat less.

There are, incidentally, a lot of ways of making food more interesting which don't depend on sugars and fats.

Intel offers ingenious piece of 10TB 3D NAND chippery

Dave Bell

About the only thing available now which can handle these huge amounts of storage is the USB stick. It needs a very specific extension to the SD card interface to get past 32GB. An external SSD could use something such as Ethernet to connect, and I have a small box-thing which can connect an SD card via wifi or Ethernet.

I can remember USB expansion cards which used a PCI slot, had the usual row of sockets accessible from the back of the computer, and had a single purely internal USB socket. It may have been meant for one of those connector boxes that occuply the space used by a floppy drive, though these now use a different internal physical connector. not compatible with an unadorned USB stick,

If I had a couple of 64GB USB sticks in a RAID configuration, already possible, that aren't dangling in open air, that might be interesting. Move that approach to the TB scale. But I have seen similar multi-card RAID using SDHC, and I wonder if they can get the reliability.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Masala omelette

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It's an error to think that a high Scoville number is a reliable signifier of a good curry.

Dave Bell

Re: ruined at the last moment by adding coriander leaves

The genetic factor was reported in Nature a couple of years ago. It's also known as Cilantro.

The article also reports a suggested fix from Harold McGee.

Jacking up firearms fees will cost SMEs £3.5 MILLION. Thanks, Plod

Dave Bell

There seems to be a pattern here that goes far wider than just firearms. Whether it's the Police or the security services, whether it's somebody with a legally accounted-for gun and a mental defect, or a potential terrorist with a Facebook account who has already come to the attention of the authorities, the tip-offs and questions get ignored. Whether it happens in Dunblane or Woolwich, the internal failures are fixed by blaming the outsiders.

In my time I have seen Police officers being damn stupid around guns. The safety essentials are so incredibly simple that one can argue that every Police officer should be taught them. It's not an exotic skill not to point a gun at somebody, and not to put your finger on the trigger.

And it is rather depressing when an air pistol can be included in an official photograph of "firearms" surrendered in an amnesty, or when, amongst a mix of assorted guns and knives found in the possession of a terrorist, the pictures show a wood chisel or an ordinary hatchet.

Some of the silliness can come from taking public reports seriously—it wasn't far from here that Police firearms officers were called out to a Royal Artillery aid defence battery on exercise, because somebody saw a lurking mad with a gun—but there's a lot that seems to be directed at making the public more scared, exaggerating the threat. There have been newspaper and television reports on the illegal trade, the smuggled guns that criminals can buy and even rent, but there has been far more effort made to get rid of legal firearms.

In the end, it's all about finding an easy fix. Whether it make any difference is irrelevant.

Britain's MPs ask Twitter, Facebook to keep Ts&Cs simple

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Re: new T&Cs...

Those licencing terms are partly due to the way the internet works, and existing IP law was never written with the internet in mind. Everything we post over the internet is copied. Changing a piece of text from ASCII to Unicode is a modification of the original. So is using a different font to display it.

I am not holding my breath wating for the politicians to some up with some legal structure that reflects the practical needs of the the internet. Just getting this message in front of your eyes could involve 5 or 6 legally distinct entities copying and modifying my copyrighted material.

At least this T&C text tries to limit the blanket rights grab to what is necessary for the service to work. It doesn't do that good a job, but it tries.

At the end of the day, there are few lawyers who know how the technology works, and the chances are that none of them worked on those T&Cs. I do know a couple of specialised barristers who work on this sort of technical issue, and while in the English legal system a barrister isn't limited to court work, it's questionable whether in-house corporate legal teams are as competent as they pretend to their employers.

It's BLOCK FRIDAY: Britain in GREED-crazed bargain bonanza mob frenzy riot MELTDOWN

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The local Tesco, a relatively ordinary branch and not one of the 24-hour shops, had a small table on which were stacked "HD-ready" TVs with a 19-inch screen and a DVD player. Nobody seemed to be buying them.

Black Friday seems to depend on people who don't depend on public transport, which is entirely shut down around here overnight. Neither the staff not the customers can get to the stores without a car of their own. From my experience, this might be different in the bigger cities. There are night buses in London, but what other choices are there? I think the DLR and Underground could be closed.

So the whole idea seems to depend on their being people with more money than sense. And are there really going to be people able to do useful work after storming the Black Friday sales?

That sub-$100 Android slab you got on Black Friday? RIDDLED with holes, say infosec bods

Dave Bell

Re: On a separate rant

Never use version x.0 of anything, isn't that the rule?

Japan pauses asteroid BOMBING raid – still no word from Bruce Willis?

Dave Bell

Re: Thought the Japs were in a shitload of debt!

I think they built it from Hollywood funding for the movie.

Musicians sue UK.gov over 'zero pay' copyright fix

Dave Bell

Re: Compensation has already been paid

The way PRS licences work suggests the weaknesses of any compensation system. I know people who have recorded music, done the PRS paperwork, have had the recording played in public under a PRS Licence, and got not a penny of payment.

If we ever get the internet of things working, it might be possible to automatically track the details of what gets played where, and pay the musicians, and at a not-excessive admin cost.

Hi-torque tank engines: EXTREME car hacking with The Register

Dave Bell

Re: Excellent article

If you'd mentioned that at the start of the month, it would have made an appearance for NaNoWriMo, for much the same reason as Simon Templar drove a Hirondelle.

Boffins find Jackie Chan's SUPERCOP is good for something

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Re: Does the RIAA know about this?

While it isn't quite simple, the movie-like object might need to plausibly resemble a movie, something more than a high-definition camera watching traffic on a busy road (I'm thinking of the effect of cutting from one scene to another). So taking a "real" movie might be easiest. I'm thinking that any contract might include a few clauses on how the solar cell components are mounted so as it is difficult to extract the data, maybe something as simple as no hole in the middle, or putting the pattern off-centre.

Frankly, if the Blu-Ray is on sale, you don't need to do anything heroic with the solar cell to duplicate the data. And there are any number of cheap movies where the producers might leap at the chance of a guaranteed fee that can cover the costs of preparing the data for disk manufacture.

ESA's spaceplane cleared for lift-off in February 2015

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It's in some of the same territory as the NASA lifting body designs of a half-contury ago. Back then they mostly had tail fins, and were flown by humans without computer assistance. The point was that they didn't need wings for lift. And the first, the M2-F1 was towed behind one of those powerful American sports cars. The car needed engine tuning to get up to flying speed. Later tests had it towed into the air behind a C-47.

Virgin Media struck dumb by NATIONWIDE packet loss balls-up

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There are so many different companies involved in getting data from A to B, and weekends have sucked generally for a long time, with different people blaming somebody else for every problem.

And then you have to deal with the helplines. Some are much better than others.

There is probably a college course in Bangalore on not listening to customers.

I know how to use traceroute, and I know exactly who is carrying my data between A and B. Company B doesn't want to say just where their server is, but they put the info in the server domain name.

At the end of the day, I am still the paying customer, but that doesn't seem to make a difference. At the end of the day, my name is on a contract, but nobody cares.

My email probably arrives at GCHQ rather sooner that it arrives at the addressee's account.

Mastercard and Visa to ERADICATE password authentication

Dave Bell

Re: Stop with the mobile requirement already

Yeah, if they start depending on mobile phones, there;s a chunk of rural England (never mind the more remote parts of Scotland and Wales) which is locked out of buying over the Internet. Maybe depends on having a smartphone too,

ZZZAP! Climate change means getting hit by lightning is likelier

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Re: "the models predicted"

The phrasing certainly seemed to come out of bad Hollywood disaster movies. A lot of energy, yes, but saying the atmosphere will explode leaves me expecting the imminent arrival of a time-travelling extra-terrestrial and a London schoolteacher.

Amazon buries the hatchet, not Hachette, in ebook price brouhaha

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Hachette may be a French company, but it owns some major British and American publishers. It looks like the Hachette UK website is down for some sort of maintenance, so it's not easy to check just which imprints they own, but I found a reference to Hodder & Stoughton, and to Time Warner.

Judge: Terror bomb victims CAN'T seize Iran's domain name as compensation

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I think the key point in all this is that the TLD has no value if it isn't operating. Which means that the claimants would somehow have to keep it operating, and keep collecting fees. and pay the bills.

You can read this as a "Don't be silly." Where really is the money in grabbing control? And these people are claiming to be after money.

Is your kid ADDICTED to web porn? Twitter? Hint: Don't blame the internet

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Anyone remember the BBC Micro?

There was a time when computers were something the kids were taught about, but the teaching seemed to shift away from computers to using standard office software. That's still useful, but even ten years ago school leavers were taking "computer driving licence" courses because the schools seemed to have failed them.

And today's parents are a part of that generation, which seems to have been sacrificed at the altar of Microsoft.

Frankly, while there's some weird stuff out there on the internet, and there are some nasty people, currently declaring that they are only arguing about ethics in game journalism, I also don't see any involvement of the internet in such dramatic and frightening cases as the child sex abuse in Rotherham.

My own feeling is that a lot of the scare stories, the political fantasies of predators on the internet, might be better dealt with as part of teaching sex and relationships. Things such as good passwords, and avoiding click-bait, are as significant as condoms. It's a different sort of relationship, but the internet is not different from Eastenders: people are telling the unusual and dramatic stories.

And we probably have our own myths.

Shuddit, Obama! Here in Blighty, we ISPs have net neutrality nailed

Dave Bell

Re: You (should) get what you pay for

Back when I started with this broadband malarkey, about a decade ago, one of the things the ISPs told you was the "contention ratio". When there were few video services, it worked out pretty well. Even with a fairly slow collection, you could download a Linux distro overnight.

Times have changed. Connections can be a lot faster, on the same BT line, and they need to be. The ISPs never seem to mention the contention ratio, but with everyone wanting their video streams at the same time, the ISPs need to be able to move far more data. And the change was quite fast. Stuff that was working in 2012 was struggling in 2013.

I changed ISP. On the same telephone wires I got double the capacity. And we will eventually get fibre here, although on a rather vague timetable. I may pay extra for that, just to be sure of having enough bandwidth, because nobody talks about the contention.

TalkTalk's 'unbeatable signal strength' and 'fastest Wi-Fi tech' FIBS silenced by ad watchdog

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Re: Talk Talk is pretty much the only company

I was a TalkTalk customer for many years. I didn't use one of their ADSL boxes, and I cannot say I had wi-fi problems. Their support is crap, their advertising routinely claims the impossible (There are limits on the output power of all wifi gear), and, when I left them, their connection between the BT exchange and the rest of their network was so overloaded at peak times that my broadband connection was little better than dial-up.

I actually doubled the speed of my connection over the physical wiring which BT provides.

We should be getting FTTC soon here, maybe by March 2015. The TalkTalk fibre offer is incredible, and expires next week. BT Openreach vans are still in breeding mode, laying cables. Mobile data, yesterday as I travelled to a hospital appointment, was going down like a Messerschmidt over Kent.

I have given up on trusting broadband adverts.

'Yes, yes... YES!' Philae lands on COMET 67P

Dave Bell

Re: Up Goer Word Rock

Poul Anderson did it better

Soothly we live in mighty years!

The last PC replacement cycle is about to start turning

Dave Bell

Re: The laptop and desktop are dead.

I am not convinced that hardcore gaming has a future in the PC world. Or it's maybe just that we should start thinking of a Playstation or an XBox as being as much a PC as is an Apple Mac: all are essentially desktop box tools.

Drama in space: But Philae keeps trying to harpoon comet

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Cemmentary Sources.

Point your browser at XKCD for live reporting from the Hugo-winning Randall Munro.

Vodafone: For Pete's sake! Apple’s 'soft' SIM's JUST AN EE SIM

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Feeding the Internet of Things

One of the big problems with talk of an internet of things is that mobile date coverage is still erratic in my parts of the country. I don;t know which network can provide the connection for a smart meter in this part of the world, and it can depend on which side of the house the meter is placed.

Even in rural towns, I see signs that mobile data coverage can be affected by the performance of the mobile hardware.

If this is about selling the GSMA answer, the networks are going to have to get their act together on coverage.

Online tat bazaar eBay collapses in UK

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Re: "We apologise for ANY inconvenience caused."

It's the same for the people working on telephone helplines. I have had a not-fun weekend dealing with that, and whether it's a telephone or live chat, I have sometimes wondered if they even bother with the question the customer asks. They are as bad as politicians. Has anyone on Question Time ever managed to answer the question asked or admitted they don't know?

Dave Bell

Re: El Reg hacks need to actually *look* at the modern fleabay

Today a phablet arrived here from a pro retailer, sold through eBay, and delivered from Amazon.

This is getting confusing. The ways ordinary folk can sell stuff are getting fewer and fewer. I know of five regular auctions locally which have stopped happening. The second-hand bookshops are vanishing too.

Some of the charity shops will take "good" stuff. But what makes something "good" is a rather high standard. If they don't want you, disposal costs money.

How much does an electrical safety certificate cost for an old washing machine? Or that computer?

We're still in a depression, and we don't seem to be allowed to sell anything. It's for our own good, right?

FTC tells 'scan to email' patent troll: Every breath you take, every lie you make, I'll be fining you

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Re: The old American badger game goes on.

You get some of the same carry-ons with CGI models, though the recent cases I have heard of have involved trademarks rather than copyright. One of the quirks of US law is that government documents are not copyrightable (I maybe over-simplify) and so are in the public domain. This doesn't stop tradenark law, and the current MARPAT camouflage includes the trademarked USMC emblem in the pattern.

Brit cops nab six in Silk Road 2.0 drugs sting

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A note on Geography

It should be obvious enough from a map, but New Waltham is effectively a suburb of Grimsby and Cleethorpes.

I don't know that this makes Tor unreliable, but since the original intent was to provide a data channel for spies, this does rather suggest there is something new being used by the spies.