* Posts by Dazed and Confused

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Airbus brews Scandium smackdown for carbon Dreamliner

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point to point for me

As someone who used to suffer more than a reasonable amount of time stuck in a sardine tube, one knee inserted up each nostril. I've got to say that I always looked to fly directly. If you couldn't get there directly from Heathrow then it counted as third world. Gatwick, perhaps at a push. To me it was the main reason to live in the SE.

Having to change planes is such a PITA.

The other advantage of smaller planes is that for busy routes you end up with more flights so can choose more convenient times to travel. Hopefully everyone is different and so what is most convenient for me, might not be for someone else.

In practice I think we'll end up with a mixture.

BT hires another battalion of troops to speed fibre rollout

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Flame

The complete and utter Ba*&^%$ds

They might be moving some plans forward, but other dates have been kicked way back.

My exchange, Bracknell, was down in the list for upgrading by the end of Oct 2011, and now we've reached that day they've bumped it back to Dec 2012.

So as Vivian would have said "The complete and utter Ba*&^%$ds"

Android 'stands on Microsoft's shoulders', says MS lawyer

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SAMBA?

Nope that were forced to license that for nought and to provide full documentation to allow compatible SW. Europe were fining them €1M a day for about a years and half since MS were not able to provide any documentation on how the protocol actually worked.

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Demanding money with menaces

Until MS come out cleanly and say which of their patents they feel are being infringed then their legal campaign is little different from a mugger holding a knife to your throat in a dark alley demanding you cough up a pile of money.

Last time a checked demanding money with menaces was a criminal offence. Surely any lawyer engaging in such activities should be arrested and thrown in the slammer.

Cops find hackers' phone in NOTW office

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@ The Colenel

I'm sure there are many expressions that are worse, but that one always makes my skin crawl. Fortunately my kids are slowly coming to terms with the fact.

But at least no one picked me up for my typo (typographical error for the dedicated grammar nazis)

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Headmaster

ARGH! @Anon16

How can you possibly have the gall to complain about someone else's grammar and then end with

> "My bad"

This has to be about the worse piece of English abusage since the abhorrent concoction of the world abusage.

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Just how dumb can they be

> The phone was registered to News International

given the ease of anonymously acquiring a phone and SIM card in this country just how stupid do you need to be to use a phone registered to your own address?

Even bank robbers know not to use their own car and registration number

Google won't face Oracle in court until next year

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pity the jury

if it works anything like it does here in the UK, those poor sods are going to getting damn near life in jail (well the court house anyway) for the pleasure of having been good citizens.

‘Want to be more secure? Don’t be stupid’ redux

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Product

Can anyone tell me where a company is supposed to be able to find a supply of common sense?

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Using the latest version...

The problem here is that while "the latest version of XYZ application" might have the security fixes to last years bugs, it also has lots of brand new features that potentially introduce all sorts of new holes.

The approach of having all the latest fixes applied to a more stable version of the SW seems much more sensible.

Job-seeking university bods panic over incriminating online info

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Welcome to the real world

Finals over, the party is winding down.

Oh S*&t everything I said over the last few years is there on the internet for ever and ever.

The next day in the office after a party always brought a few red faces, now those embarrassing gaffs will last for ever and like everything else on the net, someone has indexed them. In the past the photocopies of your arse soon disappeared and unless you were unlucky enough to have fallen through the glass everyone has probably forgotten them. Now they'll remain - probably in high res glory.

Worse still it is probably not just your embarrassing gaffs, your prospective employer is probably checking out all your mates profiles too.

Cryptoboffin: Secure boot a boon for spooks' spyware

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@Al4

The traditionally accepted form of key distribution here is to print them on tee shirts.

Programs are subject to the Millennium digital screw you act, tee shirts are covered by the 1st amendment.

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@stormy tea cups

You've missed the point here.

1) the standard does not say there needs to be a way to turn it off. So no, not all PCs will necessarily have the magic switch. M$ get to pass the buck to the PC manufactures, but will probably only be passing the bucks to those who play nicely (by them) it is after all their money, but most PC manufactures live by it.

2) if you turn it off, you won't be able to boot Windows. Now you and I might view that as the greatest idea since Babbage started this ball rolling, but most people would find that a problem.

SO if you can't boot windows with it turned off, you probably won't be able to read your windows system volume with it turned off either. So how is clam or what ever tool going to tell you your system is clean?

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Thank *&^% someone is pointing this out publicly

If you secure the boot process, then you can't watch it easily.

The keys are bound to leak, they always do.

Malware either from some criminally insane gubberment or just plain crim will make its way onto systems and you won't be able to do diddly squat about it.

It is the same as the proposal a few years ago to make "secure" disk drives, where SW without the right key couldn't read the disk blocks, would just mean viruses which the the AV tools can't see.

Binned PCs were stuffed with MoD and Sun staffers' privates

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Re2: "All our drives are encrypted"

But none of out iPhones are.

China punts free condoms at iPhone owners

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iPhone apps

Since won't allow any iPhone apps for sex, owners wouldn't have a clue what to do with a condom.

Apple's iPod: ten years old

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Facepalm

novel rotating mechanical navwheel - really the only innovation : Err cough

What was novel or innovative about the rotating wheel as way of driving a user interface.

HP's 9826 used a wheel to move the cursor about the screen in 1981, pre-dating the iPod by over 20 years.

And given their proximity and early links, it is inconceivable that no in Apple had ever seen one in use.

In many way's the wheel is a better user interface than the mouse when you are inside a document as it can just keep going, saves on needing scroll bars and stuff. It was a great shame when it dropped out of use.

'Mental act' computerisations no longer automatically unpatentable

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We're in big trouble then

Now they've got a chink in the armour the patent lawyers will force everything through.

Since we have a rule based on first to file the trolls will be trying to patent everything we've been doing for years and believed to be safely unpatentable.

OK so we might be able to win on the basis of prior art, but we will have to prove our innocence and pay huge legal bills. The trolls my loose in the end but the latent lawyers will be the only winners.

HP fortifies VirtualSystem arsenal

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vPars are not Containers inside HP-UX

vPars are software partitions which offer finer granularity than nPars while still imposing almost no overhead (SBAs are shared) and greater run time flexibility than nPars, but without the hardware fault isolation.

HP-UX has also offered "containers" inside HP-UX for years. They are called Secure Resource Partitions.

Admittedly HP-UX has a bewildering array of partitions/virtualization products, but they all offer significant different benefits.

Man charged in nude celebrity hacking case

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121 years for this

And Michael Jackson's "Doctor" is facing possibly 4 years for a murder wrap.

So trying to pinch pictures of celebs is 30 times more serious than killing them?

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Are people really this stupid?

If there was likely to be a ready market for nude photos of you, would you really keep them on an online account?

C and Unix pioneer Dennis Ritchie reported dead

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A truely sad day

what more can I say.

Been a few years since I've exchanged emails with him, but he was always very helpful.

Win 8 haters are just scared of change, say MS bosses

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Does someone not understand the whole bloody idea of a a windowed UI?

What the *&^% is the point of filling the whole screen with icons for the apps installed on my PC?

the screen is where I want to display what I'm doing at the moment. I don't want to have to iconize everything so I can see this.

On a phone screen there isn't enough space to be surfing several web pages, have my email, have 3 or 4 system consoles up, and half a dozen other things things I'm doing. So the screen becomes a bit a single current task oriented. Doing this with a full size monitor is turning the clock back the early 80s.

I'm not scared of change.

I just want things to change only when someone has a better bloody idea.

Change because I want to sell you something different, so it needs to be different is not something I'm interested in.

I'm only too happy to believe that there is a better way to organise a desktop experience, but this doesn't look to be it.

ISPs end PM's web smut block dream

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Filters

I'm sure my mobile broadband connection started off with a whole load of filters.

The problem with these systems is they can't ever work properly. I never tried to find examples of smut sites I could still access (tunnelled proxy access in the norm here) , but I doubt it would have taken very long. I did find examples of sites they blocked which did not have any adult content, jag-lovers for starters. I bet that if their was a website devoted to "mothers In Love with Film" that it would be blocked by default.

There are also unexpected consequences to filters. One of my sons tried to follow a link a little why ago, which was promptly blocked by the filters on their PC. There was nothing wrong with the site, but we then had questions on why the SW had blocked it, based on part of the name of the site. Would you choose to explain the normal interpretation of MILF to child? I can't remember what this one was, but you get the picture.

Reminded me of when one of the "pre home Internet" service providers put some smut filters in place that stopped anyone living in Scunthorpe registering.

iPhone 4S pre-orders obliterate sales records

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Nokia's daily sales

Perhaps now they might dream of that, but a few years ago Nokia was selling far more than that every day, day in day out, all year round. They sold 440 Million phones in 2007.

German hackers snare wiretap Trojan, accuse gov of writing it...

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I love the inference

It's so badly written it must be the gubberment,

with the unwritten foot note, hackers have got better than that these days, why go to the trouble of own a system and then leave it open to being stolen by a rival gang.

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Black Helicopters

Who does it work for?

What IP addresses does it report back to?

Who are they registered too? Surely it would be illegal for the gubberment to be using incorrectly assigned IP addresses. They must be registered to contactable keeper, presumably a front company, but would make a fun way to start investigating.

Steve Jobs: The Movie in the works

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Oh the beautiful irony

Android maker to make film about Steve Jobs.

Samsung and Google's next Nexus specs leak

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why curved?

Coz that way if Apple bring out a curved iPhone, Samsung can sue them for being copycats. At the moment Apple don't have a curved one so they can't be accused of copy them.

Apple outs iPhone micro USB adaptor

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Europe copy catting China

Who went for standardising on this USB plug rather earlier.

Tuesday's iPhone event more than Apple.com can bear

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They it is you

And we all know El'Reg is banned from all Apple events.

Apple stuffs Intel desktop CPU into iPhone 4S ad

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Oh dear, poor Intel

If this picture comes from an Apple presentation, Intel's whole fab operation will be shutdown by injunctions by sometime tomorrow as Intel are clearly stealing Apples chip designs.

I like the idea of 16GB of L3 cache though, perhaps I could live without having any RAM then.

iPhone 5 a no-show at Apple's 'Let's talk iPhone' event

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too soon to call

> Apple have produced what is probably going to be the fastest smartphone of the year

its a bit soon to start making prediction like that.

out in the competitive world where you have to try and find a way to win over customers, the remaining near 3 months left of 2011 is likely to see a whole new generation of models and speed improvements are most likely to be an area where there will be competition.

Still being the fastest model at the end of the day you were launched on ranks as a success, but its best not to set your sights unrealistically high.

Besides aren't all the predictions pointing to an iPhone5, surely that will be greater than the 4S.

Of course, why launch a 5 when you can persuade a sizeable chunk of your customer base to buy a 4S this week and then get them to buy 5 in a couple of months too. Gotta keep those green backs rolling in.

Sony: all new PS3 titles will require PSN Pass for online play

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Facepalm

@Robert Long 1

Of course the producer of the game gets paid. They have the right of first sale. For many gamers they expect to recoup the reasonable trade-in value of their played games to fund the purchase of new ones. If they couldn't sell on the games they've bought and are now bored with, they wouldn't buy so many new games in the first place.

Stopping this is short term thinking. They will loose new sales are a result and so their over all revenue will go down and not up.

You don't think their customers are suddenly going to get given more pay/pocket money/birthday presents to compensate. The games market is just as built on trade ins as the car industry, go and stand in any games shop on a Saturday and watch the lines of people coming in with a bag full of old titles and some cash to fund the latest game. Most of those sales will disappear if they can't do it.

Talking to friends with older kids it seems that as they get older the churn gets faster, the games producers are getting nearly all the trade-in value of selling on old games. Try asking in your local games shop what the difference is between selling them a used game for cash and trading in against a new title and you'll see why very few games aren't traded in for new ones.

So yes the games producers do get paid.

Sell on old games is how they do get paid.

Ellison: 'There'll be nothing left of IBM once I'm done'

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BCD is only an IBM thing

I started my programming career working on 8bit micros that did BCD for their FP, that's what happens when the CPU is designed by the calculator division.

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IBM, now there is someone with a massive pile of patents

I wonder how long it will be before they start playing at being like Apple and going after every little thing Larry wants to do.

Check your machines for malware, Linux developers told

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Who said it was a Linux weakness

If the client end is infected it can steal the credentials for accessing the secure system.

Imagine a situation where the admin guy's PC gets owned. They use a key logger and find his passphrase for his private key, they find the password for the target system, they find the root password on the target too.

If they are then able to launch another login session from his client, possibly while he's busy working and they can be connected and do their worse. This does not require any weakness in the target OS.

How many admins routinely check the number of connections we currently have? Do you know what every single open socket on your PC is doing.

Life-size Lego assault rifle really works

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Re: the wife and those oh so essential gadgets

Show the wife a Lakeland catalogue and she'll probably get just as excited as we do at the prospect this Lego model.

We came back in this morning to find the post had arrived.

"Is that my Lakeland porn" she cried with delight.

Apple TV owners lost legal movie playback this weekend

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FAIL

And that dear friends is why

DRM is a totally impossible technology.

Unless content providers are prepared to pay punitively massive compensation payouts when their technology fails, so that they take their obligations seriously.

They would also need to undertake to provide the unlock key if the service is every withdrawn.

Provider: Anti-piracy ruling has 'killed Usenet'

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What is a Judge therefore?

> but the judge chose to ignore this legal framework altogether.

What is the point of a Judge if it is not to uphold the law.

007's car outdrives iPhone in battle of the brands

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Headmaster

The pedant's guide to DB4s

While the latest generation of Aston's don't float my boat many a past model means that Aston will always be cool, even if they do re-badge a Toyota.

A 90's Virage Vantage (especially the V600), sit in the middle of your own personal earthquake. Don't bother actually moving anywhere, just make the world move around under you.

But back to the DB4. The DB4 isn't that rare, of course there are DB4s and DB4s, they came in 5 main series. But then you have the DB4GT and for real rarity there is always the Aston Martin DB4GT Zagato of which I think there are only 19. You'd need a big lottery win to move one out of your dream garage. Now what will tonight's numbers be?

(actually I'd prefer a standard road going DB4GT, most have been sworn of their bumpers and taken on the track going form)

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can't be cool

If everyone (your Granny included) has one.

Part of being cool is being a little bit different, a bit quirky.

The iThingies are far too common.

Samsung shows second second-gen 7in Galaxy Tab

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More ammunition

for Samsungs lawyers to throw at the inevitable iPad3.

The more products they can get into the field, the more things they can claim Apple copied from them too.

This is going to be a war of attrition.

The real winners will of course be the lawyers.

Autonomy slams Oracle's 'Lynch tells whoppers' claim

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Autonomy is getting into bed with HP

Therefore Oracle won't see Autonomy as friends any more.

My enemies' enemy is not necessarily my friend

but my enemy's friend is necessarily my enemy.

Amazon intros $199 movie Kindle

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@Edward Clarke and the colour V e-Paper

Given that colour ePaper isn't available yet, I would personally choose a monochrome ePaper book reader over a colour LCD type display every day of the week. As you found out there are limitation on the format, but there are so many cases where the ePaper display is better to live with, for a book reader.

Publishers need to get used to working with the Kindle format. It isn't always just a case of dumping all the words from the book into the Kindle file. Where fancy formatting is used in the book they need to make sure it comes through OK.

I'm reading Iain M Banks' The Algebraist at the moment. The story keeps changing track mid chapter. In the printed book there are markings on the page to show these. They are missing from the Kindle version, so you get sudden jumps from one part of the story to another, without any warning.

It is to be hoped that Kindle publishing gets better at handling these sorts of issues.

I've been really impressed with my Kindle overall because it seems a really focused product that seems to do the one job it sets out to do really well.

I hope future versions stick to that ethos.

Display defect may crimp iPhone 5 shipments

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Joke

It won't matter anyway

You'll have been banned from buying one by then anyway.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Apple sued for iPhone, iPad chip 'patent rip-off'

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@G E - Have you any idea

> Cos their chips are rectangular with ickle roundy corners

it would be to make chips with roundy corners.

square corners are so much easier. :-)

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Who will be next?

I suspect over the next few months everyone even remotely connected with the Android business will be dusting off their patent files and going for the kill. Its a question of survival and since most of them are real companies that make real things they are likely to own a lot of real patents.

Apple are going to find themselves involved in so many law suits all over the world they won't know whether they are coming or going. I suspect they already have a bigger legal department than their R&D one, which is always a pity, and I know they employ some shit hot engineers, I've had the pleasure of meeting a few, but their legal teams going to need to grow till there isn't enough space in all of Cupertino to house them.

Who owns 4G mobile technology?

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Joke

Apple has a patent on the use of

4

in connection with any product

ever

what ever it does

does not

in any way

shape

or form.

All your patents belong to us

Apple also owns a business process patent for suing people

HP expected to hand Whitman full fat CEO role

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tablets for sale

So it's HP themselves putting all those tablet onto eBay, and there was me thinking it was the lucky sods that snapped one up cheap