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* Posts by Al Pha

12 posts • joined 11 Sep 2007

Boffins build R2-WEE-2: The urine-powered robot with a human-like heart

Al Pha

Oh Yes....

....it's all laughs and titters until they start ripping meat bags apart to get at their bladders.

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Assange™ in court to fight extradition order

Al Pha
Paris Hilton

How bad.....

...can a 'Swedish' interrogation be?

I bet Paris knows how to do one..

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Brit outfit rolls own virtual server appliances

Al Pha
Happy

I have no idea....

.....what you just said, but....YAY!

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Russian spy ring bust uncovers tech toolkit

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Blunkett: 'The dog howls when I whip out my ID card!'

Al Pha
Coat

That's a funny pet name....

....to call yer cock.

Coat... I'l get it.

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Are West Bromwich Borg pliers actually side cutters?

Al Pha
Paris Hilton

For goodness sakes El Reg....

Your Tools look filthy.

Gotts keep your tools clean lads.. you might need 'em.

Paris, 'cos she knows how to clean a tool properly.

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12 of the best... travel gadgets

Al Pha

Good Luck...

trying to get that knife on the plane...

Hope you like cavity searches administered by a big customs guy with no medical training.

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Lost jungle tribe research: Nice guys can get the girls

Al Pha

Sounds Like.....

Wolverhampton on a Saturday night (I should know I live there).

Mine's the Kevlar waistcoat.

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Shuttle astronauts: Aliens are definitely out there

Al Pha
Coat

They're already here and taking over.

Boris Johnson.

Mine's the Cocoon with the zip up the back. Rectum? They d*mn near.....

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Newcomer punts miniature 'pub phone'

Al Pha

Er, £130? I think Not

It's called the Haier Elegance Black Pearl on Ebay. You can pick one up for around £60-£70.

Iiiiiit's Rip-off time!!!

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iPod Nano in airport trouser conflagration horror

Al Pha

Your mission Jim....

MI updated for the ipod generation?

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Serena banks on Microsoft workplace challenge

Al Pha

Whaa..??

I just read this article, and do you know what? I have no idea what it's about. Not a clue. Some girl called Serena is doing a 'mashup' or something.

All I read was blah...blah..mashup(?)...blah...blah...roadmap...etc.etc.

I want my 3 minutes back.

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