* Posts by gollux

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Silicon Valley hypegasm for miracle shoebox powerplants

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Hmm...

How badly does sulphur poison the cells in this thing?

US must redesign killer hot dogs

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Grenade

Yes, we are that damn stupid...

over here. You hear the latest "Oh think of the children" drumbeat.

And then start asking questions.

And then find out the devestatingly high number.

And compare it against the number of children in the rest of the world dying of dehydration, malnutrition and endemic disease.

And immediately want to swat the reporter and concerned others in the head with a drill hammer for being so selfishly self-involved about such an insignificant impact their cause-d'joure really has on the global arena.

YouTube's IE6 support dies on March 13

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Grenade

Good riddance...

The time has long expired for this web design eyesore to leave. The inability of either 5 or 6 to do basic math calculations has caused many a web designer grief.

The myth of Britain's manufacturing decline

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Alert

Same thing in the USA...

We manufacture a lot of stuff, but automation and technical skill means there's no need for unskilled labor and less need for labor. Mostly what you usually hear is complaints from people who think that a high school education should be all that is necessary to get on.

For an instance, a lumber mill that used to require 50 people and would start out high school graduates at $10.50 an hour and give them a top wage of $16 an hour now requires 8 people who need training to run advanced equipment and make significantly higher wages.

Echelon computers can't cope with bad lines

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FAIL

White Noise generator...

So, if you held a speaker emitting white noise up to the mouth piece while talking, you'd have a poor man's scrambler? How humiliatingly funny.

US plans crewless automated ghost-frigates

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Headmaster

Red Wave...

Is that the Russian Answer?

Wait, you meant Rogue, ok, nevermind...

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Pint

Yep, they won't be sending...

F15's in to shoot down the rogue Predator in this case. Wasn't something like this a scenario that the HMS Troutbridge had to evade? Real life Navy Lark, here we come!

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Grenade

The Wipeoff...

Works for tailing vehicles, would work pretty well for a DumbBoat. Find maritime activity on the surface, loiter under the sea lanes until the thing becomes a nuisance. If you could get a real time traffic feed, you could test out their avoidance for blindspots. Bumper Pool, but with boats.

iPhone vulnerable to remote attack on SSL

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WTF?

Damn cool...

iPone (sic) Phish Enabled(tm) Jesus Phone to go along with your Windows XP Espionage Enabled(tm) Computer. Best of both worlds!

Windows 7 upgrades Vista laptops to lower battery life

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Unhappy

Testing Beta Software...

is always such a pain, Will be fixed in Service Pack 1. Welcome to early adopter syndrome, don't get cut by the bleedin' edge.

IE Windows vuln coughs up local files

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Grenade

Total Awesomes...

Get your Windows XP Espionage Enabled(tm) workstation here!

Helping share with the world since 2003!

Adultery website boosted by Christian publicity campaign

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WTF?

Just wait...

until he discovers Ashley Madison. For when your current relationship just isn't delivering enough to keep you happy.

Aurora-style attacks swiped oil find data from energy giants

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Jobs Horns

WooHoo!

Sign up today for the new Microsoft Internet Espionage Server(tm), available in every copy of Windows since 2000, but with increased data handling capacity for extracting those business secrets from everyone! Share and share alike, for economic equity you need to get on the bandwagon today!

Jumbo-jet laser cannon tested against missile

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Black Helicopters

747 = Flying Sitting Duck?

Or will there be a large fleet of these things?

As a North Korean missile shield, I guess you figure they have limited resources and you get the 5 or 6 that don't explode on launch.

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Badgers

So what do you dump overboard...

making the AWACS useless because it's now carrying mostly laser and equipment to power the laser. There's always a weight tradeoff here when you're loading junk into an airplane.

New music file aims to sink piracy using blogs and Twitter

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FAIL

Secret tracks...

and bum content. This has all been tried before. Do you buy the DVD to watch the movie, or for the sometimes snide development chatter, goober game and cut with reason alternate takes?

All I need is for the stupid thing to open a browser and shoving twitter feeds at me just because I'm playing a song. I play the stuff for the audio experience.

Sennheiser RS 160 wireless headphones

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What's the range...

Love my current set of Sennheiser wireless headphones (S130? used them so much the number is worn off and on the second set of rechargeables), but they don't quite get the promised coverage I'd like. The house isn't that big, but I'd like to walk to either end and not have dropouts.

MS knew of Aurora exploit four months before Google attacks

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Jobs Horns

Aiding and abetting...

as usual. Glad to know where we stand.

MS spins IE security disaster into Windows 7 upgrade opportunity

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Alert

And simple to take care of...

Click the icon in the bar, enter your password when prompted and only worry about reboots if there's a kernel update.

Slightly less unobtrusive than Windows Update on the XP machines on my network, which usually require a reboot whenever I manually tell them to update, but that ceased being a problem with the newer WSUS client that now installs patches on shutdown.

And the list you pulled up for an example? That would be like running Exchange, Windows XP, Server 2003, Vista, Office, SharePoint, MSSQL, IIS, etc with the updaters for 3rd party Adobe, Firefox, etc thrown in. If you actually compared the same spread on Microsoft systems, you come pretty close. I know, I run our company's network with Mac, Microsoft, and a couple Linux systems and have to keep up on this stuff.

Try finding out what constitutes a Mac OS-X update listing, its probably more comparable.

And, yes the patches for all OS's is endless, not just your example. And every time you turn around, you've got a Flash bomb or an Adobe Reader shoal just waiting to take you out.

All you have to do to sabotage your operation is to not do your job. Amazing what a quicksand foundation we've built our modern business upon...

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Alert

Why they're recommending this...

<blockquote>While Windows XP does not offer ASLR protection, DEP/NX alone does make exploitation somewhat more challenging.</blockquote>

http://blogs.msdn.com/ie/archive/2008/04/08/ie8-security-part-I_3A00_-dep-nx-memory-protection.aspx

So, enabling DEP for IE6 and IE7 is easy, YMMV for Windows XP.

"Somewhat more challenging" probably means "We'll have that running in 1-2 weeks" given the track record.

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Grenade

I'm saving as hard as I can...

for a new system that will run Windows 7, but between pay cuts, time cuts, putting food on the table, keeping Goodwill clothes on my back, the rent paid and all, it will be 2012 before I can swing it.

The end of the world's coming then anyway, isn't it? &lt;GRIN&gt;

Thank goodness the car's paid off and should limp on reasonably well for another four years.

And my company's in the same straights, rollout will be somewhere along end of 2011 as we're mostly worried about basic survival at the moment.

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Badgers

And given...

the underlying computer architecture, sometimes I wonder if it isn't just a big "Do Nothing" button, a kind of digital placebo so you can feel like you did something.

Windows plagued by 17-year-old privilege escalation bug

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Alert

Whee!

Here we go again! Shut down 16 bit application support.

IE6 exposed as Google China malware unpicked

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WTF?

IE6 was broke from inception...

and was quick to be replaced with IE7 on my XP systems as soon as the first IE7 fixes started to come from Microsoft.

Israelis develop Nazi-doodlebug sonic deathwave cannon

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Coat

And can be powered by cow farts...

just give me my Acetylene Balloon, I can do it cheaper!

Ballmer: no China exit for Microsoft's Bing

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Jobs Horns

Haha suckers...

Our Web Browser security got youse competitors hacked so youse can all go home now while we try to take over this here growing nanny state market what hates independent thought.

Poisoned PDF pill used to attack US military contractors

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Paris Hilton

Javrobat..

Better hurry up and upgrade to your new Acrobat Espionage Enabled Reader, 'cause we all like giving away secrets.

Shh, don't tell Paris though... She doesn't want to be reminded about that stupid phone.

Yahoo!'s Chinese affiliate disowns parent for siding with Google

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Grenade

Here's the hand salute telling you...

you're number one. Boo yah! Take your oppression elsewhere.

British government ignores MS browser fears

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Pint

Stiff upper lip...

and damn the viruses and keyloggers.

Avatards rush to name sprogs Pandora

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WTF?

Don't worry...

your children will grow up to hate you, like my peers in my generation who got pop culture names. And the previous generation. Luci Sky Diamond did finally come to terms and forgive, Aquarius Diamond didn't.

Exploit code for potent IE zero-day bug goes wild

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Grenade

We're getting a little tired of that old canard...

so lets move on. Does nothing to help clean up the mess caused by failed implementation.

Quote: Guys/gals, can I point out the obvious? Exploits are found in IE because IE is the most popular browser out there.

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Badgers

RE: deployment method

Sounds like a way of adding more overhead, not just simply installing the update. And yet another server and yearly fee to Microsoft. I'll pass.

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IT Angle

RE: Stupid, Lazy IT depts

Installing IE 8 was a snap, Auto Updates and a WSUS server took care of that. So, given the update mechanisms in an Active Directory network, tell us how to keep FireFox updated so we don't have to run around logging in administrative accounts to do this.

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Grenade

STBY...

What's the problem?

Avatar renders this earthly life meaningless

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Grenade

Avatar renders this earthly life meaningless...

Bwaaa Ha Haa. Seriously, move over and make room for people who appreciate this planet. Or get your Psych to change your meds.

Serious IE and Windows flaws left to fester

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WTF?

I think he means...

NETBEUI or NETBIOS or some such other...

Santa Fe man demands half a mill for being near iPhone

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Alert

He's sniffed one too many alien probes...

And the woo woo fairies are stealing his sleep. Seriously needs some mental help, some Xanax to take care of his anxiety disorders, and a place out side the universe if he wants an EMF free zone. Between cosmic rays and background radiation, dieing is probably his only relief. Or maybe wrapping himself in about a 100 layers of tinfoil and a layer of lead connected to a 4 gauge copper wire connected to an eight foot ground rod.

Trouser-bomb clown attacks - how much should we laugh?

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Grenade

Soon to be available on Amazon.com...

"The Autoerotic Manual for Fapping with PETN, Sulpuric Acid and Fire"

by Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab

"How to Imitate Headless Poultry, While Shutting the Barn Door After the Equine Occupants Have Escaped", offical DHS PR manual on managing unknown attacks by preventing prior attacks.

Symantec Y2.01K bug still stymies customers

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Grenade

Bzzt! Wrong!

Why we tossed Symantec products 6 years ago...

Adobe Reader vuln hit with unusually advanced attack

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Grenade

Keep up the good work?

The ever ubiquitous wanna' be a web2.0rrhea webpage running hijax enabled javascript - Adobe Acrobat bringing a new exploit to you...

Iraqi insurgents hack US drones with $26 software

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FAIL

Recommendation for upgrade...

I have a FEMA trailer full of damp toilet paper left over from the Hurricane Katrina rescue operation that I can offer for $500,000 to be deliveded by Haliburton that can be used to perform a ROT13 data encryption on the video feeds.

QUOTE: "The potential drone vulnerability lies in an unencrypted downlink between the unmanned craft and ground control. The U.S. government has known about the flaw since the U.S. campaign in Bosnia in the 1990s, current and former officials said. But the Pentagon assumed local adversaries wouldn't know how to exploit it, the officials said."

What ARROGANT TWADDLE... It doesn't take the NSA and a super computer to recover an unencrypted video feed. And all the PRO-IT-DOESN'T-MATTER FUD is yet another arrogant extension of the above. You don't leak intelligence, no matter how insignificant... some of the worst military disasters have hinged on insignificant details.

Philip K. Dick's kid howls over Googlephone handle

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FAIL

Can't be selective on this one...

Nexus plus a number...

First of all, searches for Nexus-1 don't end up in Dick...

Searches for Nexus-10 means she needs to sue this company who has been using Nexus plus a number a lot longer... http://www.stens-biofeedback.com/products/nexus10.htm

She can only claim Nexus-6, and she can keep it.

El Reg uncovers Tiger Woods tech angle

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Grenade

Accenture and Tiger are alike?

is a global management consulting, technology services and outsourcing company?

is a marital obligations outsourcing entity?

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Thumb Up

Wilt Chamberlin II

Living the ultimate pro sports star's dream. Go get'em Tiger!

You've got a ways to go to break that score. You're good in the rough, so that increases the pool you have to select from!

I want to report "The Register" for not using TSA approved redaction. Those black blocks must reveal something other than a string of hyphens, preferably useful information already known by the people you're trying to hide it from, and only surprising to apathetic "Joe Q. Public" who believes the line "I'm from (FEMA|Homeland Security|FBI|et al gov agencies) and I'm here to help you.

IT first to abandon Tiger Woods sponsorship

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Grenade

Accenture and Tiger are alike?

is a global management consulting, technology services and outsourcing company?

is a marital obligations outsourcing entity?

Cert snafu leaves Office 2003 locked out of files

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FAIL

Only Too Cool!!!!

DRM'd out of your own intellectual property! Priceless!

US Congress seeks control over NASA moonshot

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Grenade

Both hands and a flashlight...

This oughta be something to watch. What the hell does a congress know about rocket science and aerospace management? The combined knowledge of that whole body on the subject could probably fill an 8 page religious pamphlet.

Pig plague alert: Avoid missionary position

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WTF?

Absolutely no foreplay...

It must be forced, mechanical and over with as soon as possible...

Also, make a date with a marriage councellor to deal with the increased anxiety...

US senators tell EC: Butt out of Oracle-Sun

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WTF?

Butt out of...

Globalization? If they're truly US corporations, go ahead and merge 'em like all the other "Too big to fail stuff" we have over here. Goldman Sachs can probably lend 'em a few bonuses to cover any fines if the EU thinks otherwise.

'Whales can't even hear naval sonar' says Navy boffin

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FAIL

Hearing not the issue...

Hold him underwater and set off a few concussion grenades.

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