* Posts by Will Godfrey

5926 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2007

As Hurricane Irma grows, Earth now lashed by SOLAR storms

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Re: Arithmetic

Are you sure about that?

Most of the real world ratios I know about seem to be square, cubic or logarithmic.

It's official: Users navigate flat UI designs 22 per cent slower

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The ultimate horror

Flat designs with frameless windows. How the hell are you supposed to find out which grey smudge closes which window?

'Independent' gov law reviewer wants users preemptively identified before they're 'allowed' to use encryption

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Re: For Journeys Never Before Realised as Being Easily Possible and IntelAIgently Designed Probable

Indeed. Clearly we need him to go and have a little chat with these numbskulls.

User thanked IT department for fast new server, but it had never left its box

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Conflicted

Delightful though such rare events are, it's a bit frustration that usually you don't dare tell anyone!

Ice-cold Kaspersky shows the industry how to handle patent trolls

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Snowball?

Hopefully.

Newegg started it rolling, and the more that join in the better. Just hoping it reaches critical mass soon when all the weaklings will jump on.

VW engineer sent to the clink for three years for emissions-busting code

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Just as predicted

Unfortunately.

In my view, the one person who was guilty of nothing is the one that got punished.

Bombastic boss gave insane instructions to sensible sysadmin, with client on speakerphone

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The ones that really annoy me

... are the ones that tell you to stop doing X and to do Y instead, in spite of your measured explanations as to how that would make things worse. Then, at the predictable train crash, demand to know why you didn't do X.

Nasty firmware update butchers Samsung smart TVs so bad, they have to be repaired

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Not a problem here

I stopped watching TV years ago because it all got so crap and I had more enjoyable things to do with my time.

However, I've still got an old super dumb (analogue only) set permanently plugged into an equally dumb DVD (not blueray) player which does me for the very occasional old film I like to watch.

Fewer than half GCSE computing students got a B or higher this year

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Re: Isn't C supposed to be average?

I might have done but got frightened by the Python

Sysadmins told to update their software or risk killing the internet

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Re: Had to start somewhere.

So that's Comcast and BT off - the rest of the world should be fine

Can North Korean nukes hit US mainland? Maybe. But EMP blast threat is 'highly credible'

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An Observation

When you're faced with an individual who's seriously paranoid, it's not a good idea to stare at them, and if they are staring at you, the best thing you can do is quietly move away. You most certainly don't challenge them - unless of course you actually like being beaten to a pulp by someone with sudden quite unexpected strength and ferocity.

The problem here is that I'm not sure which of these two is more paranoid.

GitHub's CEO resigns. Again. Without scandal, after fixing messes

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Probably... mind if I join you?

10% of UK's top firms would be screwed in a cyber attack – survey

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But it'll never happen to us

We don't have any enemi<click> no carrier

US DoD, Brit ISP BT reverse proxies can be abused to frisk internal systems – researcher

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A little rhyme

Oh what a tangled web we weave,

when first we practice to deceive.

US cops point at cell towers and say: Give us every phone number that's touched that mast

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Re: If you are a bad-un all you need to do is:

@AC

But how 'off' is off? If you can't remove the battery it's probably not off.

Judge yanks plug out of AT&T's latest attack on Google Fiber

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Is that fear I smell?

See title.

FYI: Web ad fraud looks really bad. Like, really, really bad. Bigly bad

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Re: Why am I not surprised?

I find it hard to sympathise at all with the advertisers.

Guess who's hiking their prices again? Come on, it's as easy as 123 Reg

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Because hiking is more stressful for the customer victim

Outage outed: Bing dinged, Microsoft portal mortal, DuckDuckGo becomes DuckDuckNo

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Re: Duckduckgo for Google?

Thanks for that - just added.

Norway Quizwall experiment ends with more quizzing than commenting

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The thing is...

Commentards comment before reading the body of the article in order to ensure that they haven't forgotten what their opinion is (or risk it being changed).

Major shareholder: BT CEO Gavin Patterson should step down

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Re: Caveat emptor

The value of service may fall as well as go down.

If Anonymous 'pwnd' the Daily Stormer, they did a spectacularly awful job

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As for free speech

That doesn't excuse you shouting "Fire" in a cinema,

These creatures were doing the equivalent on the Internet.

Firmware update blunder bricks hundreds of home 'smart' locks

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They shouldn't have bothered.

I don't need any more reasons to avoid IoT like the plague.

Good Lord: Former UK spy boss backs crypto

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Won't make any difference.

We have had a series of gubbermints with a track record of ignoring any criticism, especially when it comes from the most advanced experts in the field under discussion.

Can GCHQ order techies to work as govt snoops? Experts fear: 'Yes'

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Escape route?

I don't know anything like enough about either telecoms or OSs to be of any value to the spooks, but I think my response would be to appear suitably cowed, and work quite diligently, but you know, I find it remarkably common that I make mistakes when under pressure. It is just so easy to put a semicolon in the wrong place or forget the braces around a code block - or even put them on the wrong lines.

When the data inadvertently gets leaked all over the place I'd obviously be greatly upset and immediately offer to put things right, but I guess I'd be dismissed for incompetence. Shame that.

P.S. I had to make several edits of this little bit of text!

Salesforce sacks two top security engineers for their DEF CON talk

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To quote Mr Asimov

"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer".

{the last question}

Speaking in Tech: Do I need some weird thing listening to me in my house all the time?

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Re: NO!

"and I'm not having any of it"

Change your aftershave.

Brits look at Google and Facebook every 210 seconds, says survey

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Re: not all of us do it...

Hmm, another one who seems to be reading over my shoulder then posting before I do.

70% of Windows 10 users are totally happy with our big telemetry slurp, beams Microsoft

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Interesting wording

"Chose the default".

Umm, surely the default is what you get if you don't choose at all.

IBM CIO leaves for AWS – and Big Blue flings sueball to stop him

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Living in the past

IBM seems to think it's still the only game in town.

Marcus Hutchins free for now as infosec world rallies around suspected banking malware dev

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This Stinks

That wasn't an 'interview', it was an aggressive interrogation.

I'm reminded of that ancient quote from a certain Cardinal.

To truly stay anonymous online, make sure your writing is as dull as the dullest conference call you can imagine

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WTF?

I thought it was:

Invisible Fool

Hmmm. This thread is so interesting I've actually made three posts on it.

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Re: The ultimate test

Oh, he comes and goes. It's a long way from Mars you know.

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Re: Demonstrating that maintaining complete annonymity is seriously hard work.

Screen cleaner!

Forget sexy zero-days. Siemens medical scanners can be pwned by two-year-old-days

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That lot again?

If it's anything like their PLCs the kit will leak like a sieve, be a nightmare to program and massively over-priced.

Parents claim Disney gobbled up kids' info through mobile games

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To Paraphrase

Disney, the thief that keeps on stealing.

UK taxmen slammed for tech glitches rampant on child benefits website

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Predictable

It's government. What do you expect?

Small biz breaks out pen, paper after Brit tax collectors' Digital Form Service goes down

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Re: More to the point....

Hmmm. I sense a new El Reg unit or two in the forming.

WannaCry kill-switch hero Marcus Hutchins collared by FBI on way home from DEF CON

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Total Meltdown

That's the state of the USA these days.

Unfortunately I don't think the UK is far behind.

I shudder to think what kind of world today's kids will find themselves in.

Canadian ISPs do not Canuck around: Bloke accused of piracy grilled in his home for hours

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Thugs

Should be in jail. The lot of them. And their so-called lawyer must have known they were operating illegally (even in the unlikely event the others didn't) so should get a life sentence - that's the maximum sentence over here for unlawful imprisonment.

Linus Torvalds pens vintage 'f*cking' rant at kernel dev's 'utter BS'

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Re: Uh-oh

Doesn't work.

If someone replies, and quotes part of the original, you've no idea where it came from or what the context is.

If they don't prune the original, you get all of the post you didn't want to see.

If you block the entire thread, you then miss the extremely good comment someone else makes after 'n' lines of thread drift.

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I think I'd be less than delighted

A supposed professional doesn't accept that his own code generates a false positive and dumps everything. Yet the lead developer who's reputation is then being questioned is expected to act 'reasonable'.

Too many snowflakes around these days.

Sorry, psycho bosses, it's not OK to keylog your employees

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Re: Play the game

Part of the problem is that many bosses don't recognise that a break is the employees own time. I've lost count of the times I've been asked 'just a quick' question when I had a mouthful of food.

Also, I can remember when I used to be able to investigate interesting stuff during my lunch break, that had no connection with work. These days half an hour at the computer during lunch would elicit a stream of questions.

The sad part is that what I was learning for my own benefit would often later turn out to be useful for a company project.

Brit voucher biz's signup page blabbed families' details via URL tweak

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Shakes head

C'mon now. Don't be hard on them. They are only doing the same as everyone else - Shoot the messenger.

/s

Petition calls for Adobe Flash to survive as open source zombie

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Unbelievable!

Important Content -> Flash

Does not compute

Firefox doesn't need to be No 1 – and that's OK, 'cos it's falling off a cliff

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Pale Moon

Just got around to trying this. Boy, what a difference. Everything good that firefox used to have.

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

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Re: Old Story

Impossible!

You can never have too much brekky discussion.

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Re: British Standard 3512 Breakfast

At last!

Someone who understands that wimpy cooking oils simply won't do. Lard it is.

However, nobody seems to have mentioned another essential - fried onions (until almost but not quite crisp).

The fried bread should be doorstop grade. None of this 3/16th inch thick rubbish.

The waiting staff need to pay proper attention to regional preferences. Black pudding is an insult to a Southerner - it's absence an insult to Northerners.

So who exactly was to blame for Marketo losing its dotcom?

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Translation

We can't at the moment find anyone to (believably) blame, so we're keeping our options open till we do.

BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY

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Priceless!

I had been thinking the PFY had been getting a bit uppety lately.

Hmmmm. I can think of an office that 'needs' a couple of those desks.