* Posts by Will Godfrey

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Microsoft middlemen rebel against removal of free software licences

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Meh

Slightly conflicted

But only slightly.

I have a sliver of sympathy for the resellers, but at the same time they were quite happy to sell overpriced tat to their victims customers.

I don't know but it's been said, Amphenol plugs are made with lead

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Re: keeping swappable spares in stock might make sense

The most fearsome phase on the packaging is:

"XXXnn Compatible Replacement"

White House mulls just banning strong end-to-end crypto. Plus: More bad stuff in infosec land

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FAIL

Usual Story

No matter what they say, such a move would have no effect at all on any real baddies, but would put everyone one else at serious risk.

As a comparison, in the UK guns are very tightly controlled and licensed, yet still the crims seem to get them, and in central London (the most watched city in the UK - and possibly the world) there has been an increase in gun crime, including multiple murders.

P.S. I'm not advocating letting everyone have guns, just pointing out that prohibitions don't work.

Scumbags can program vulnerable MedTronic insulin pumps over the air to murder diabetics – insecure kit recalled

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Mushroom

It's locking the door after the horse has bolted

but hacking life support devices (with intent) should be a distinct criminal offence with a mandatory life sentence - assuming you can catch the slimeballs

Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices?

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WTF?

The one thing I never got my head round is how I managed to lose a sledge hammer in a house move. They are not exactly small and insignificant things.

That this AI can simulate universes in 30ms is not the scary part. It's that its creators don't know why it works so well

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Alien

Be afraid

Be very afraid.

America's latest 5G drama: Spectrum row bursts into the open with special adviser fingered as agent provocateur

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Re: 5G Use

.. and don't fade into mush when it rains.

The dread sound of the squeaking caster in the humming data centre

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Re: Stan, Sid, let's make it simple, okay ?

Yep.

And I also remember 'Henry' in Wireless World circa 1965

BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here

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Pint

Been a long day

Bug hunting (but got the bugger), and BOFH makes a delightful moment of relaxation to go with this ->

Drone fliers are either 'clueless, careless or criminal' says air traffic gros fromage

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Meh

Said to get a reaction

That's how it looks to me, and it certainly succeeded in that!

Whether it was the reaction he wanted is another matter of course.

Mike Lynch in court: I was not aware of every single thing Autonomy did around the world (so don't blame me)

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Coat

Makes a change from rogue software developers.

There's Huawei too many vulns in Chinese giant's firmware: Bug hunters slam pisspoor code

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FAIL

Worse than useless

What is the point of examining ancient firmware of just one company?

Now if they did some real research they would examine the work of a range of similar products from different manufacturers, comparing their initial quality, current quality and most importantly, code development trends.

However, if they did that they probably would annoy their paymaster.

Eggheads have found a positive link between the number of racist tweets and the number of racist hate crimes in US cities

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Re: But let's not forget...

Yes. Exceptionally dense solid ones.

Stop us if you've heard this one: US government staff wildly oblivious to basic computer, info security safeguards

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Linux

Shirley Knot

I thought these people were supposed to be highly trained professionals - the only ones employed by 'gifted ones' (tm) who know everything and are much superior to the rest of us.

How will I ever cope with the disappointment?

/s {if needed}

BGP super-blunder: How Verizon today sparked a 'cascading catastrophic failure' that knackered Cloudflare, Amazon, etc

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Re: Response

Ecellent!

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FAIL

Response

Verizon "take out customer's safety very seriously"

and "Lessons will be learned"

Also "Measures have been taken to ensure this cannot happen again"

Yeah. Right. Oh, and I have some magic beans and a flying pig you might be interested in.

The seven deadly sins of the 2010s: No, not pride, sloth, etc. The seven UI 'dark patterns' that trick you into buying stuff

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Re: A Prime example

Have one of these as well as an upvote

Funny you mentioning that one. I seem to be the only one in my family recognising this scam :(

Having bank problems? I feel bad for you son: I've got 25 million problems, but a bulk upload ain't one

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Re: I call bullshit

Well, if you think that's bullshit how about this then.

In the middle 1960s the Prudential Assurance Company's entire data processing system was transferred from punched cards to an IBM360. A single machine with no backup facilities, and it remained like that for about 6 months.

And the reason for no backup? Not in that year's budget!

I have no qualms about mentioning it, because the person overseeing the transfer (very much under protest) was my dad - who is long since beyond any kind of retribution.

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Coat

Jealous now.

I've made some interesting screw-ups over the years, but never had the opportunity for a truly great one like this.

Iran is doing to our networks what it did to our spy drone, claims Uncle Sam: Now they're bombing our hard drives

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WTF?

That's Rich!

what about Stuxnet then?

Remember the Nominet £100m dot-uk windfall it claims doesn't exist? Well, it's already begun

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I'm shocked

I would never have thought that such honourable organisations would behave in this way.

/s

There's that phrase again: JP Morgan CIO told Autonomy's first HP boss it was 'a shit show'

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FAIL

What a train wreck

And that's both companies! I've been in some poor situations, but nothing remotely like this. It must be absolute hell for those workers at the bottom of the heap.

UK.gov must sort out its crap data and legacy IT, warns spending watchdog

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Facepalm

Did someone say 'Crapita'?

Oh! Sorry it was Crap Data.... same thing really.

Good old British 'fair play' is the answer to vexed Huawei question, claims security minister

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Re: Fair play?

We used to sing "Land of dopey Tories".

The choir master was not amused.

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FAIL

A question (or two)

Does he actually believe what he's saying himself?

Does he think anyone else will?

Does he care?

OK, so that's three

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

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Exactly. That was my very first though

PowerPoint to start telling you that your presentation is bad and you should feel bad

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Re: Spice it up a bit

Especially if it's a talk about English Pubs, such as the Cock Inn.

I'm thinking of the one in Ide Hill village actually. Traditional Pub, lovely atmosphere right by the village green.

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Stop

As I was told

The purely verbal lecture started with this:

"Even very smart people can't effectively listen and read at the same time.

Most people have difficulty with either."

Azure flock can stop faffing over bastion hosts: Microsoft has made it noob-friendly

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Re: Bastion. . . ???

Doh!

I should have got that one - I was actually there more recently than at Leeds. In my defense it was still about 20 years ago.

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Re: Bastion. . . ???

Looks rather like Leeds Castle in Kent to me - although I admit it's been a long time since I visited it.

Ahhhhh! What year is it?! Users left without direction or clue after Google Calendar 404s

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Maybe I'm mistaken

... but it seems that these days Google screws up almost everything it touches.

Brit hosting provider tsoHost takes needleful of 'unauthorized code' to the servers, suffers week of outages

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Indeed, and for some reason when I see that name, I seem to read. TossHost

Parliament IT bods' fail sees server's naked OS exposed to world+dog

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Hmmm, not sure I'll still be here in 30 years time!

This isn't Boeing to end well: Plane maker to scrap some physical cert tests, use computer simulations instead

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WTF?

Really?

You couldn't make it up, could you?

With a major investigation concerning software still very much under way, they come out with such an insane idea. The really, really scary bit is there's a good chance they'll get away with it!

Microsoft's Edge gang pops a head above the parapet to give Linux fans a strong 'maybe'

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Re: "stable" version?

To everyone's relief!

10 PRINT Memorial in New Hampshire marks the birthplace of BASIC

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Re: In the UK...

And BBC BASIC, left the others far behind - crammed into a 16k EPROM by the number 1 6502 coder.

Greatest threat facing IT? Not the latest tech giant cockwomblery – it's just tired engineers

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Re: Been there, done that...

Anywhere that it doesn't, you're better off out of.

DIY with Akamai: What to do when no one sells the servers you need? You build your own

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Coat

It seems to have a remarkably thin gas pipe too, and I can't see the flame vents either. It this some kind of new-fangled thing?

Hmmm, anyone know what all those tiny bumps are on that blue sheet thingy?

Stiff penalty: Prenda Law copyright troll gets 14 years of hard time for blue view 'n sue scam

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About time too

One down, but how many more to go?

Also it's a great shame that groklaw is no more. They would have been all over this like a rash.

We asked readers what DXC should be known for... and of course you came up with the goods

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Linux

fried or roasted?

When customers see red, sometimes the obvious solution will only fan the flames

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Happy

Re: I prefer PEBMAC

I very much like the one another commentard came out with recently.

"Loose nut on the keyboard"

Halleluja! The Second Coming of Windows Subsystem For Linux blesses Insider faithful

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Groundhog day?

Are we in some kind of loop?

The idea of running some form of Linux in Windows seems to keep coming up, and a {cough} few {cough} of us make it clear we are not interested... to put it nicely.

Money laundering and crypto-coin legislation could hurt open-source ecosystem – activists

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Unhappy

Reminds me of my (never to be forgotten) introduction to inflation. As a kid I was given 3 bob to go to the newsagents to get dad's tobacco and cig papers. That came to 2s/7d, giving me 5d for sweets. Then the price jumped up to 2s/9d ha'penny but dad still only gave me 3 shillings, leaving me only 2d ha'penny for sweets.

2,500 years ago, these folks weren't cremated – but their funeral-goers were absolutely baked: Earliest evidence of pot smoking discovered

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Angel

See!

I said last time I didn't think 1,000 years was exceptional. I'm just waiting to hear they've found evidence of use 10,000 years ago - and wouldn't be the least bit surprised even then.

Akamai CEO: Playing games from the cloud? Seems too expensive to be viable right now

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Linux

Latency

Is that a solved problem now? For the vast majority of people I rather doubt it - and I'm not talking about the theoretical figure but the real-world value on congested networks.

Large Redmond Collider: CERN reveals plan to shift from Microsoft to open-source code after tenfold license fee hike

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3, 2, 1

Microsoft announces an all expenses paid 'fact finding' holiday for CERNs senior bean counters.

IT pro screwed out of unused vacation pay, bonus by HPE after judge rules: The law is a mess but it's still the law

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Bar Stewards

It's cold comfort, but he's better off out of there, and hopefully the publicity will act as a warning to other employees to quietly keep their eyes open, and gather as much printed information as they can about any contract changes.

Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP

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Re: Can someone explain...

Love it!

Perfect response.

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Facepalm

As was said a very long time ago...

Against mans' stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.

Microsoft pokes about in Azure's innards, whips out new Service Fabric

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Worrying

In view of the performance of other updates, the words 'chock full' give considerable cause for concern.

P.S. That '6.5' might turn out to be prophetic.