* Posts by Will Godfrey

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It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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Re: I just use SI most of the time

A lot of railway distance/length measurements in the UK are still done in chains

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Re: The French also tried metric time

I saw what your did there!

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Metric for precision. Imperial for sharing

That's my view.

The great value of 12 is that it readily splits by 2,3,4,6.

Then again I sometime like to use imperial just to blow the mind of some precocious twat who trying to lord it over everyone.

If we have self-healing bio robots in 2053, it started here with mouse muscle cyborgs

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Spooky!

But I don't think we need to worry about them..... yet

Microsoft is checking everyone's bags for unsupported Office installs

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Not something I need to worry about.

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Oh, and I don't even have WINE installed.

Laser-wielding boffins bend lightning to their will

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Just a thought

I wonder if ths could be a route to harvesting lightning energy - although I've no idea what could store such huge amounts in such a short time.

Bringing the first native OS for Arm back from the brink

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Re: 64-bit port

Most of the software is written in C these days, and RO has GCC.

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Thanks for this.

I still look fondly on RISC OS, and indeed am considering going to the Southwest Show (25 Feb.) to see how it's getting on.

The Archimedes was the first (probably only) computer I really got to understand at all levels, even down to writing some ARM code that could handle 128 large completely independent sprites with full collision detection - using BBC BASIC's in-line assembler.

Unix is dead. Long live Unix!

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Re: Are you ok?

Indeed!

Right from the start, Linus Torvalds was at great pains to make it clear that Linux was not Unix, but embraced Unix-like concepts.

Flaming USB battery halts flight from Taiwan to Singapore

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Re: And this is why Teslas and possibly other EVs ..

Eurotunnel is no stranger to fires - all of which have been caused by lorries. A friend and I had booked a train for the day after the 2014 one to join a one-off meetup with fellow musicians from across Europe to play at a private session in France. There was no way to book alternative arrangements in time.

Haiku beta 4: BeOS rebuild / almost ready for release / A thing of beauty

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Really good news!

I've been watching this with interest since I first heard about it. Looks like I'll have to find time to give it a spin. I've an eeePC901 hanging around as well as an old dual core Athon machine. I'm also hoping it can be ported to the Raspberry Pi - that would make a dramatic improvement!

I spy with my little Pi: Upgraded cameras for single board computer

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Exactly my first thought!

Virgin Orbit doesn't

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Oh Well

Just another data point in our accelerating downward spiral.

Uncle Sam OKs vaccine that protects honeybees against hive-destroying bacterium

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Re: Cancer, T-Cells, mRNA

That's strange. Over the last few years I've had 4 COVID jabs along with my normal annual FLU jabs - no sign of any 'nuclear bomb' yet. When should I expect this event to take place. I'm already in my seventies, so obviously can't wait much more than another twenty years or so.

CES Worst in Show slams gummi gouging, money-wasting mugs, and other dubious kit

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Have one of these as well as an upvote

Rust projects open to denial of service thanks to Hyper mistakes

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Re: So Rust is not memory safe then

As the French would say:

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Techies try to bypass damaged UPS, send 380V into air traffic system

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No Excuses

If you know there's three phase around you should always check with a suitable test meter. If you 'know' there isn't you should still check in case some numpty has been messing around. Also, especially check neutral continuity. The most lethal situation is a broken neutral that's just hanging there looking innocent because there's a star connected motor on it.

Computing's big question for 2023: How many more questions can we endure?

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Re: A depressing list

Nuse! Nurse!

he used the word "Edge"

Meet the merry pranksters who keep the workplace interesting, if not productive

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Re: Pranking is abuse

You my be surprised to know, that laughter is sometimes an indicator of extreme stress. The first time I saw that was when some kids were horsing around in the sports changing room slamming doors on the other kids... until one of the kids lost a finger - the kid went totally hysterical.

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The best 'mosquito'

This was in one of the electronics mags (can't remember which) and had both a timer and a light sensor, so it was only active for fairly short periods, and also only when the light was below a certain level.

In praise of MIDI, tech's hidden gift to humanity

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Re: MIDI FTW

That's actually in ther MIDI spec to reduce congestion, if you send to commands of the same type, a properly implemented MIDI out will use running status, and a simpler message is sent.

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Re: works mostly...

Seems you found yourself a nice holiday project. Oh, and if you like tinkering, a Teensy V4 has everything you need to make a multi-port MIDI I/O to USB unit... including the driver software.

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Re: works mostly...

These days, the trick is to use something like a 4 port MIDI->USB adapter. That way, your 4 sources instead of taking it in turn, get through together.

BOFH and the office security access upgrade

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Re: Question

Many moons ago on the Acorn Archimedes someone wrote a program simply call cockroach. When you ran it nothing happened ... until you closed or moved a window, at which point you'd see a handful of cockroaches scurrying to hide behind the nearest window.

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So Simon once worked at one of my old employers!

We had job cards that were supposed to be filled in at the end of the day, but as we were building quite complex A/V racks each job would last several weeks, and as the cards were only collected monthly, we just quickly filled them in just before they were wanted.

Until... HR decided they wanted more detail and had this computer system installed that demanded entry of every start and stop before you left at the end of the day. It was the most clunky and user unfriendly thing any of us have ever seen. This went of for a couple of months, then suddenly we reverted to the cards again with no explanation. We found out later that one of the most senior engineers, put in a massive overtime claim for the time spent filling the thing in.

Tesla driver blames full-self-driving software for eight-car Thanksgiving Day pile up

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Re: FSD ≠ Autonomous

However, on my Skoda Fabia cancelling sudden braking isn't possible - unless you go through a complex menu system to disable it... every time you start the car.

Where it is most likely to happen is where a car in a right hand lane is about to turn and just touches the brakes at the point of turning, and even if stopping dead I would still just pass it on the left.

On two occasions I was nearly rear-ended, and received much honking, gesticulating and swearing.

It's time to retire 'edge' from our IT vocabulary

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Re: List of marketing terms designed to segment the market and boost sales

Are you me? You sound write like me!

Why would a keyboard pack a GPU and run Unreal Engine? To show animations beneath the clear keys, natch

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Proof (if needed)

that some people have far more money than sense.

Coat, 'cos I'm outa here.

Apple accused of censoring apps in Hong Kong and Russia to maintain market access

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It's the American way

So no surprise that the world expert in gouging, restrictive and shady practices would do whatever increases their profits.

/s

UK's Guardian newspaper breaks news of ransomware attack on itself

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Re: Likely culprit

I think you'll find there's a laundry list of organisations and individuals that would like to see it gone.

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Bar-Stewards

Fortunately it looks like The Guardian crew are a bit better organised than many others. Still an expensive nuisance though. I'll wait till the dust settles, then make a donation. We need unaffiliated reporting.

Swatting suspects charged with subverting Ring doorbell cams and calling cops

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I'm trying to be surprised by this.

... but failing miserably. It was 100% predictable that sooner-or-later someone would do this. The kit is almost designed to fail.

Hmmm. Did I say "designed".

Microsoft reports macOS Gatekeeper has an 'Achilles' heel

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I detect a trend here

Microsoft seems very cough public spirited cough in pointing out everyone else's bugs.

British Airways flights grounded due to glitch in flight planning app

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Maybe they used the wrong cable

I don't know what this fiber thing is supposed to do that Aer Lingus used, but thought you used a fibre one for comms links.

Latest US blacklist spells trouble for China’s biggest domestic 3D NAND supplier

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O really?

So here we have the worlds youngest civilisation (for some undefined value of 'civilised') thinking it will just walk over the worlds oldest one.

Could get 'interesting'.

Salesforce's new hires are less productive, says CEO Benioff

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Sounding rather like a micro-manager

See title.

When we asked how you crashed the system we wanted an explanation not a demonstration

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Re: A simple solution

Is that on a black computer with a black screen that flashes up a message in black?

Server broke because it was invisibly designed to break

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Elfin Safety

... nearly closed down a factory with a safety barrier they insisted on. This was on a machine that that took in sheets of printed thin card, 'pastry' cut them into small opened out pill packets, then folded them and glued them - it was an absolute work of art. The numpty decided that the moving machinery was too dangerous for the operators to adjust all the tiny hooks and levers that did the folding while the machine was running.

There was a slight problem with this, fine adjustments had to be made at speed to take into account things like air flow. The machine also must never be started with packets already in it. Nor must it be stopped while the glue line is running. I'm sure you can see where this is going! Medical supplies companies are extremely fussy about delivery times, so after the loss of a major company, the business decided to move the trouble maker to another unit that had 'greater' need of him.

P.S. It was also controlled by a cough PLC with plug-in I/O modules the size of a large book. For a while I had a regular job replacing driver transistors :)

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Re: Shoulda got a ....

That one is an absolute classic

You can hook your MIDI keyboard up to a website with Firefox 108

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It's become a single program to do everything

Very badly...

Where's my honorary Unix badge?

Qualcomm talks up RISC-V, roasts 'legacy architecture' amid war with Arm

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Wow! Talk about sour grapes

This sounds more like a 10yo being caught nicking an extra scoop of ice cream!

Arm processor technology caught up in US chip war with China

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At Last!

... a commentard with at least 2 communicating neurons.

Most sensible thing I've seen on here for some time. Have one of these ->

Twitter dismantles its Trust and Safety Council moments before meeting

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Re: "Fair" story about Musk? Ha!

I'm afraid we're swimming against the tide. I won't give up on El Reg... yet, but the clock is ticking.

Brit chip company picks RISC-V for next-gen microcontrollers

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Not Again!

Is there ANY topic that is safe from being turned into a political rant!

This never used to happen before El Reg got taken over by the Left-Ponders.

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Re: a CEO who seems to have actual technical knowledge

Well, you may be right, but that seems to be less common with a technically minded boss. XMOS have been around for quite a while now, so there's hope.

Microsoft to buy 4% of London Stock Exchange in 10-year platform deal

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Well, Well.

Something else being sold off. I wonder who will really pocket the proceeds this time.

Inadequate IT partly to blame for NHS doctors losing 13.5 million working hours

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Re: The Blame List

I've yet to find any kind of executive who has the remotest idea about software, or system design.

San Francisco investigates Hotel Twitter, Musk might pack up and leave

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Just had a thought

With Musk's increasing instability I wonder if the gubbermint might take action to secure SpaceX on national security grounds.

Fresh version of Xfce, the oldest Linux desktop of them all, revealed in Xubuntu builds

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Re: Use it here too

Yes Ourobrox. I did some development on it in the early days adding a few extra bits of RISC-OS behavior. Sadly, much later (when I wasn't looking) someone removed it saying it didn't behave like 'proper' window managers. I think the entire project is dead now :(

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Use it here too

I have that installed on everything down to a Raspberry PI. However, on my 'main' 'pooter it's as a backup - I prefer the Openbox/ROX Filer combo. (quite RISC-OS like).