"...and after I burn the orphanage, I'll rent a foodwagon and drive it through Kenya... I won't stop, just drive it..."
"...I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
"I'm smiling now, but I'm going to have your mother's phone scanned for illegal ring tones..."
"I wish I could shit gold, that would be sweeeeeeeet."
"I really should get back home, that philipino sex slave will be running low on oxygen about now"
"I'm buying a Porsche for my dog"
"Mother, why didn't you love me?"
"I'm so proud, this morning my son made his first litigious threat"
(and from family guy... but it seems SO fitting here.)
"All you guys looks like ants from up here, oh wait... you ARE ants"