* Posts by Ian Davies

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Gizmodo faces visit from cops over 'found' iPhone

Ian Davies
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This.

"Gizmodo and their source are in for a vigorous bumming"

Ian Davies

No...

...but then I wouldn't have bought a stolen phone - knowing full well what the consequences might have been for the poor sod it was lifted from - and then swung my dick all around the interwebs like a grinning, drooling retard.

What's your point?

Ian Davies
Coat

Well it wasn't a joke...

...but point taken.

Ian Davies
WTF?

Please

"Of course, our man tried to return it, but Apple didn't want to know."

The thief (yeah, I said it) did in no way "try to return it". What he engaged in was merely the flimsiest of attempts to cover his arse. Given that the thief knew the name of the owner, had access to their Facebook page and knew that the owner would most likely return to the places he had been in order to try and locate the item, there were many more effective and honest things that could have been done to "try and return it".

Instead, the thief sold something which they knew was not theirs, and the bottom-feeders at Jizzmodo bought something which they knew had been obtained dishonestly (would you pay $5000 for something you suspected might be a cheap fake? Get the fuck out of here, they knew exactly what they were buying).

This is not, under any circumstances "freedom of the press". This is borderline industrial espionage, and I look forward to that smug tossrag Jason Chen having his back door kicked in by Bubba and his mates at one of California's finest hotels for the light-fingered and stupid. Just as a nice payback for their appalling treatment of someone else's career as collateral damage in their grubby pursuit of page views.

Adobe to sue Apple 'within weeks,' says report

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Joke

<snigger>

"they have the market sewn up through innovation"

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[wipes tear from eye]

oooh boy, that was a good one. Thanks.

Ian Davies
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yeah...

"And its only ever the Macs that have "issues" with things like, Exchange, Windows Server shares"

hmm... all those Microsoft technologies that are only half documented because, you know, Microsoft are *really* against the whole concept of lock-in... they're very clear on that.

Irony much?

Ian Davies
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Reading better helps comprehension

"even the Apple loving IDC survey of a couple of months back only put Apple as having 25% of the smartphone market"

The comment didn't mention marketshare, it was talking about share of traffic i.e. how much iPhone/iPod owners make use of internet access. On that metric, iPhone users are bigger than everyone else combined.

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Yeah...

"Apple wants application lock in"

whereas Adobe just wants us all to have our own unicorn and be nice to each other, right?

"Anyone who thinks this is defending slow apps that don't take full advantage of your iPhone's hardware is just being numb."

Anyone who thinks that cross-compilers like Adobe's Flash packager for iPhone are going to do anything - ANYTHING - other than commoditize the hardware and native feature sets of different phones into a shallow, lowest common denominator pool of supported features, is being galactically disingenuous.

Adobe man to Apple: 'Go screw yourself'

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What Eak said...

Nails it.

Ian Davies
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yeah...

"that is a load if i've ever heard one."

'cus you'd know all about it, right?

"I mean, if they really need a certain format for multitasking to work (which is such a GROSS kludge)"

So gross that Google thinks it's the way forward and has implemented in Android too, right?

...RIGHT??

Ian Davies
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Blah blah indeed...

"No this is about Apple blocking people from accessing millions of flash apps and keeping everyone on their App store."

I don't think you understand the difference between not having Flash in the browser, and not using Flash to write apps...

"They are welcome to do it on their own platform but tthey just don't have a right to expect developers to hang around for it"

And so your point is...?

Ian Davies
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er...

"Adobe practically built Apple"

um... yeah, ok... and remind me again who Adobe was selling all of their software to at the start, so that they could, you know, get stronger as a company and build a lasting base for the future...? what's that...? oh, yeah... people with Apple computers...

The days of Adobe "helping" anyone but Adobe are long over. And that's fine, but don't show your ignorance by pretending Adobe are some kind of altruistic bunch of hippies who just want to spread the love. Did you by CS4 when it came out? DId you happen to check just how much more it cost in the UK to download the exact same software as in the US?

That may clarify a few things for you...

Ian Davies
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Knee-jerks

Let me tell all the moo-ing Apple haters what this is about:

This is about Apple's view of what the user experience should be on the iPhone (you know, that product that *they* make...) and their view of what needs to be done to preserve that. This is about the newly announced multitasking, and making sure that their implementation isn't the resource-hogging, battery-draining clusterfuck that it is on most other mobile platforms. In order to support multitasking without completely hammering battery life, iPhone OS 4 strips back background apps to just a handful of carefully managed threads, just the bare minimum to provide the necessary functionality (background audio playback, file transfer etc.). It cannot do this if it doesn't know exactly how the code is laid out. It knows how code is laid out in an application bundle produced by Xcode. It doesn't know how code is laid out in an application bundle produced by, oooh, say... Flash CS5...?

It's worth pointing out that this form of multitasking is very similar to Android's, but Google doesn't place as many restrictions on which languages developers code their apps in. That makes some developers happy, but it also results in a situation where Task Killer apps even have a reason to exist on Android. Apple doesn't want their users to ever need to think about such things, and in order to deliver that, developers have to work to a tighter set of specifications.

Now, your average forum troll wouldn't necessarily know this, but Brimlow *should*, and to my mind his whole attitude is colossally disingenuous.

This isn't about Flash, specifically. Adobe is flattering themselves if they think it is. This is about Apple fighting against Android. Comparatively speaking, I don't think Steve Jobs could give a flying fuck about Adobe.

Microsoft sends flowers to IE6 funeral

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Quite right

Anyone who thinks that web design finishes with Photoshop doesn't know what the feck they're talking about.

Ian Davies

Oh dear.

Someone else who thinks that HTML is 'code' and that adding a few pre-built Javascript widgets to their pages in Dreamweaver makes them a 'developer'.

Ian Davies
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Yyyyyyyeesssss...

...and it was MS who sent a "humorous" bunch of flowers, as though the whole thing was some whimsical jape that they were in on, rather than being the stinking bag of moose balls that caused the whole thing in the first place with a decade of ineptness.

So. How about *you* RTFA, eh?

Ian Davies
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I'm glad...

...they can be so fecking glib about inflicting that diseased anal wart on us for so long, and making my life as a web designer about 64,000x harder than it needed to be.

Researchers penetrate last bastion of Windows security

Ian Davies
FAIL

Java?

Seriously?

JooJoo men strike back at CrunchPad suit

Ian Davies
FAIL

Yeah...

" it's larger, higher-resolution screen will be the device's biggest advantage over Apple's iPad"

and the stooopid name JooJoo will be the device's biggest disadvantage against *everything*

Chinese tablet maven threatens iPad suit

Ian Davies
WTF?

Move along, people...

...nothing to see here.

Adobe heats up iPad Flash bash

Ian Davies
FAIL

Adobe's own fault

While Apple's motives may well be mostly self-interest now, Adobe only has itself to blame for giving Apple the excuse to do this. The simple fact of the matter is that on OS X, Flash runs like a weeping bag of rancid dog's cocks when compared to the Windows version, even on the same hardware.

Why?

Adobe is currently trying to make much of how the speed deficit is not of their making, and that Apple doesn't expose the necessary APIs for hardware acceleration in the same way Windows does. This may be true, but hardware acceleration was only recently introduced in version 10. What, then, is the reason that previous versions of Flash ran so poorly under OS X, when the question of hardware acceleration was irrelevant?

Also, they conveniently ignore that fact that the Flash plug-in is the #1 cause of crashes in Mac browsers. How is that instability related in any way to the availability of hardware acceleration?

Samsung's Galaxy stuck in history

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Correction required

Please clarify exactly when you've been required to pay any money to update your iPhone OS?

You're probably referring to iPod Touch customers who have to pay (but are not *required* to update) but whether you're conflating the two due to ignorance or weasley-ness is unclear.

It's rather amusing when so many like to beat on Apple for allegedly poor legacy support, and yet here they are as the only major smartphone supplier whose latest and greatest OS still runs on their first model.

Microsoft China accused of pilfering webcode

Ian Davies
Gates Horns

So unlike them

Copying and stealing from a market sector leader? Not Microsoft's style, surely?

Microsoft's Silverlight 4 - Flash developers need not apply

Ian Davies
WTF?

Jesus Fucking Christ

Why????

Seriously. It's bad enough having one proprietary runtime to fucking deal with while calming down idiot marketeers who get a hard-on about building websites entirely in Flash. We don't want another. Competition here isn't good, it just makes for a bigger bag of dogs' cocks.

I hope to Buddha's balls that HTML5 gets it's shit together quickly.

Apple wins attack of the clones

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@RTNavy

Dear Numb Nuts, please explain how Apple could possibly provide support for an installation of their OS that has been altered in order to run on non-Apple hardware?

As someone else pointed out, Apple is not in the OS business, they are in the computer systems business. Hardware. Software.

Apple doesn't want to sell copies of the Mac OS to run on other people's hardware any more than it wants to sell hardware that just runs someone else's OS.

Where have you been while history was happening? The previous guys at Apple tried licensing the OS and it very nearly killed the company.

Ian Davies
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@Rolf Howarth and Daniel Jarick.

Nailed it.

Ian Davies
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Hasn't taken long...

...for the stupid to crawl out of the woodwork.

As long as it is within the law (and this is exactly what this case set out to prove) then Apple is entitled to write whatever conditions into their EULA that they like. It's not as if they are permitting certain companies to do this, and were somehow being anticompetitive just towards Psystar. Apple doesn't allow *anyone* to do this, as is their legal and moral right. Apple doesn't *have* to let you do anything with their software. Wishing it were different doesn't make it so.

Note that the comment about PearPC is irrelevant. Just because Apple hasn't sued them yet, doesn't mean they condone what they are doing.

This isn't about the Hackintosh community. Those who chose to install Mac OS X on non-Apple hardware will be in the same situation that they were before this ruling. Yes, they are breaking the EULA, but the sum total of Apple's response to these people will be to deny them support.

This is about slapping down a company who thought it was OK to take Apple's property and try and cut Apple out of the hardware revenue to which they were due.

Mac OS X is not sold as a stand-alone product like Windows. It is sold as an update-able component of an Apple hardware system.

You are entitled to not like this, but Apple is also entitled to slap you down for breaking the terms of the license to which you agreed when you opened the box.

As the judge said, if you don't like Apple's terms, don't use Apple's products. There are other options.

Ericsson R&D pulls out of Coventry

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This is shitty

I was a student, then lived and worked in Cov for about 15 years, and still work with a lot of people in the area. This was a big deal for the general self-esteem of the City after companies like Jaguar and Massey Fergusson closed their operations there.

Bunch of arse.

Brown declines to resign

Ian Davies
FAIL

I would settle...

...for a PM who was actually democratically elected. That an outgoing PM can simply hand the office over to his mate to have a play with is fucking obscene.

And no, I didn't agree with it when John Major got in on a similar ticket, but he did at least get his own mandate at the next election, which is more than the fat gawping chancer we've got at the moment is going to manage.

Microsoft ropes in Family Guy to pimp Windows 7

Ian Davies
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Just awful

This is the most appalling example of commercial prostitution I think I've ever seen. When the Simpsons did the "Mapple" episode, it was funny *because* it wasn't official and didn't show undue reverence.

Microsoft aren't going to pay for an episode that rips the piss out of Windows 7, so how on earth is McFarlane and co. going to come out of this undoubtedly sycophantic puke-fest with any shred of credibility?

Microsoft harries XP-loving biz customers on to Windows 7

Ian Davies
FAIL

People need a reason to upgrade...

...and since Windows is now a commoditised innovation vacuum, they're not likely to get one anytime soon. If MS are having to try this hard to sell the 'benefits' then it probably means there aren't actually that many real benefits to be had.

Bing shines Silverlight on visual search

Ian Davies
FAIL

Have MS ever heard the phrase

"Swimming against the tide"?

Apple gives Palm the boot - again

Ian Davies
FAIL

@AC first post

That post is so stuffed full of stupid it makes my brain hurt.

Apple joins expanded HTML 5 leadership team

Ian Davies
WTF?

uh...

... Microsoft' has an "interoperability and standards strategy"...? Who knew?

Or is the strategy to simply not have any interoperability or standards?

Sony explains PS3 Slim's loss of Linux option

Ian Davies

PS2 compatibility

The loss of PS2 compatibility isn't new. It was only the 1st and 2nd versions of the original PS3 that would play PS2 games (as I recall the 1st gen used hardware support, the 2nd gen used a mix of hardware and software emulation). The 120Gb PS3 I bought in February only plays PS1 games (and PS3 ones, obviously!).

Mac OS X Snow Leopard First Look

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WTF?

"The Rolls-Royce of browsers"

"Opera"...?

Is that a joke?

Microsoft to encircle Google and Apple with Windows Mobile split

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@DR

"the part where their strategy fails is in the marketing."

Are you sure it's not in the part where they make shitty, uninspiring products? Just asking.

[snips a whole heap of stupid]

"what apple do well that Microsoft don't is getting people to want to buy their products."

Here we go again, another silly nerd who doesn't see the value in things that *WORK* and are *EASY TO USE* and thinks that getting people to buy Apple's products is the result of 'simple' marketing voodoo, rather than a lot of bloody hard work by a lot of bloody clever people.

"I often feel like either I'm going mad or the world around me is going mad"

I think you can take your pick.

"the question is where were the microsoft ads on TV saying, wow, look at this really fucking cool thing that you can do?

They weren't there!"

Y'know there's a reason they weren't there, sparky.

This has been said before all over the place, but before the iPhone, name ONE phone (smart or otherwise) that was advertised simply by showing how it worked? And I'm not just talking about a simulated screenshot while some model draped it over her tits, or some tool in an Armarni suit showed that he could hold a phone and look punchably smug at the same time.

I mean working. Actually working. I'll let you get back to us when you have that lengthy list.

"MS missed a trick on this, their platform was essentially open"

You're confusing a platform that's open with a platform that was never fucking popular enough to really find out how Microsoft would deal with 60,000 applications running on it.

"and there is no reason that they couldn't have setup an apps store equivalent"

Just like there's "no reason" they couldn't have written a decent mobile OS by now, and "no reason" they couldn't have written a successor to XP that didn't suck dog's cock, and "no reason" they couldn't have made an MP3 player that didn't want to make you stab yourself in the eyes with a spork. You seeing any kind of trend here yet?

" it should have been to point out the strengths it had over the iphone OS last year, or the year before..."

Yeah. That's one of those *really* long lists again, isn't it?

The problem with you, and all the other boo-hoo merchants that get wet pants over the iPhone's popularity, is that you don't understand one simple thing.

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

That's right. Your opinion is not the same as that held by the majority. Apple cares about the majority. Apple knew that the majority didn't give enough of a toss about cut-and-paste for it to stop them being blown away by the tight collection of things that the iPhone does really well.

By the time the iPhone was approaching mass appeal and something like the lack of cut-and-paste might start to get noticed, hey presto, iPhone OS 3.0 arrives and everyone who cares about cut-and-paste now has it.

I've had phones with many more features before, but only 10% of them were useful/useable. The iPhone has maybe 20% of the feature set of most other phones, but they are ALL useful and people use them ALL the time.

Having a web browser that isn't made from the smeg inside Beelzebub's foreskin is just one example.

Therefore, the iPhone wins.

Ian Davies
WTF?

Are they serious?

"use Windows Mobile 6.5 to onramp iPhone converts to Windows Mobile 7.0"

How in the name of <$DEITY> would an iPhone user be tempted to convert? WM 6.5 isn't even going to be as good as iPhone OS 1.0. WM 7 isn't out for at least another year but will only be as good as iPhone OS 3.0 is now, if MS is lucky. By then, of course, we'll have iPhone OS 4.0 and it won't matter anyway.

Uncle Fester's guffawing at the iPhone when it was announced just keeps getting funnier and funnier the more MS thrashes about without a fecking clue of what to do.

Palm slams Apple, hoodwinks iTunes

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@ Rob 103

You clearly have no idea what "anti-competitive" means.

And you are grossly disingenuous (or just a colossal doofus) to suggest that if you change phones that you wouldn't be able to just copy your music files (you know, the ones easily accessible in your iTunes *music* folder) into whichever location the Palm Pre is using for its own music player / sync software.

Oh, except that Palm has been too cheap / stupid / shady to actually develop their own.

_THIS_ is the entire point. Please can you stop talking arse now.

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@market share

You, and everyone else bleating about anti-competitive behaviour, might want to take a look at the history books and understand what it really means.

MS got slapped by the DOJ (although that 'slap' amounted to little in practical changes to their behaviour) because they were actively trying to prevent other companies from having the same access to the OS (Windows) as their software division (Office, etc.) and trying to stop certain competing 3rd party products from being a success full stop.

For Apple to deserve the "anti-competitive" tag, they would have to be doing something like trying to stop Pre from making their own media player/library manager. Clearly they are not doing any such thing. The iTunes software isn't an OS component. There's nothing to say Apple has to support any device in iTunes other than the one it was designed for. Likewise there's nothing to stop Palm making their own software to do the same job. They could even read the iTunes library information if they wanted to. But they couldn't be arsed, and instead are acting like whiney little bitches because Apple, surprise-sur-friggin'-prise, won't let them follow their parasitic little business model.

I hope Palm get's their arse kicked.

Ian Davies
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@Adam Williamson

No. You're wrong.

"artificially created dominance of the software music player domain"

Artificial? So, what you're saying is that there *wasn't* a wide choice of MP3 players and jukebox software to choose from before iTunes came along (which at the time, Apple was laughed at for being late to the party, BTW)? You can bitch about choice all you like. The fact is that people have lots of choices. You just don't like the choice that most of them are making.

"The whole point is that Palm initially shipped the Pre set up such that it worked fine with iTunes without _having_ to fake any USB IDs."

No, it just worked because Apple wasn't making rigid checks for non-Apple devices during the handshaking process.

"Then Apple shipped an iTunes update which specifically identifies the Pre - using its correct USB ID - and refuses to work with it"

That's because Pre are the only dumbasses to go down the shady route of spoofing a USB vendor ID instead of doing it the right way and using the provided XML file like other manufacturers do.

"despite the fact it would work fine if Apple didn't specifically prevent it from working."

Work fine, says who? Pre?

Pre Marketing Droid : "Oh don't worry. Just a few undocumented APIs we've reverse engineered (*cough* stolen by our ex-Apple engineers) really well. Works a treat. No chance of us borking your library by writing data back that iTunes doesn't understand. Uh-uh. No chance of that at all... What's that? How do I know? ... uh... ooh! Look over there! Shiny thing!"

Let's just straighten out a little history that you seem keen to have 'revised'.

iTunes came first. It was just a music jukebox app. It did (and still does) just play music from whatever source you have, other than online stores which are protected and locked down at the behest of the record companies.

When the iPod was launched, iTunes (Apple software) gained the ability to sync the music library to the iPod (Apple hardware).

Please explain exactly why Apple has any obligation to support 3rd party hardware in a software system that has been successful with consumers *PRECISELY* because it's a simple, single-vendor environment that doesn't force people to deal with incompatibilities?

You know, incompatibilities caused by stupid crap that companies like Microsoft (PlaysForSure / Zune) and Pre (unauthorised use of undocumented APIs) pull because they're too lame to build products that enough people want to buy?

Microsoft ditches Windows 7 E plans

Ian Davies
FAIL

I'd like to see...

...a ballot screen that shows each browser's performance in the Acid3 test. That might help consumers to make a more informed choice.

"Question 1 : Would you like a browser that works?"

O2 does Apple-flavour customer service

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Visual voicemail...

...has been out of action all week for me. Pretty poor.

Foxconn answers critics over suicidal iPhone engineer

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@Charles Manning

Agreed. +1

Microsoft shutters YouTube clone

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@paul 27

well it's slightly different;. Google Video actually launched before YouTube. Google knew why they wanted a video sharing site, but it just so happened that another site gained more traction, so they bought them. I genuinely believe that Microsoft has no idea why it wants to do a lot of the things it does, other than feeling the "need" to compete.

Ian Davies

@Jamie Jones

Ah, that'll probably be it. I'm on Safari but I've never bothered installing Silverlight... at least I don't think I have...

Ian Davies
FAIL

Just tried it

"Your browser or operating system is not supported"

Strange... I've never had that message on YouTube.

And they're the overwhelming market leader.

hmm...

But there's no link between the two facts, and you'd be a fool and a Microsoft exec to see one.

ISP redesign unites the web in nausea

Ian Davies
Joke

"Doesn't work on IE6"

so... not all bad then?

Metallica sticksman gloats over Napster downfall

Ian Davies
Troll

Troll?

@ Tom Paine Wasn't the 'Troll' actually meant to be James Hetfield? I seem to remember Lars being portrayed as a small crawling creature scuttling up and down JH's body...

"Metallica GOOD"

"Napster BAD"

Microsoft's Bing in travel trouble

Ian Davies
WTF?

"Independent Development"

My ass... at first I was just looking at the search page and thought "yeah, well there's only so many ways you can lay out a form like that - I'd probably do something similar" but then I hit 'search' on both sites and.... uh... someone's been a naughty boy!

I don't know if Farecast looked the same before MS got hold of it, or if it's not so clear cut as to which site came first, but to suggest that someone came up with the same things like the sliders to modify the flight times completely independently is utter bullshit.

Like I say, I don't know the history of the two sites/technologies but Microsoft's track record at being "inspired" by other people's work isn't great...

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