You must be new, you can never praise Apple here.
1008 posts • joined 6 Sep 2007
Ah yes, El Reg, where mentioning Apple never fails to produce a fine whine, made from the best of sour grapes.
Re: Cost-Benefit Analysis
Hardly, I run Firefox on my Macs, and I run any ad-on's I like. Bets the first thing that ad king Google blocks is all add blockers?
Glad I never fell for this mania for Chrome.
Yet they are still a miniscule share of the market.
This joke was old the first five times. Its dead Jim. Give it up.
Re: The correct way to brew coffee!
@ZenCoder I agree completely, thankfully the local coffee chain does that for me. They roast their coffee in house and grind it every day. Once I had their cold press, there was no going back. http://dunnbros.com/2010/05/17/introducing-infinite-black-cold-press-coffee/
Re: I suppose.
I was told the cycle rate would throw off the clock. No matter, I live in disabled housing, no 220v here, sad to say. Pity, I'd love one like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z691h50yfQ
I understand the convenience of the pod coffee, the better doctors have it in their waiting rooms. But I get a growler of top quality cold press every week, so I'm not the market for one of these cofeematics. Now if i could just figure out how to get a Goblin Teasmade working on American wall current.........
How will it work?
To quote Marvin the Paranoid Android. "Very badly I expect"
Re: Cloud Category?
Make it look like a Mac all you want, its still running Windows.
Re: "Sheriff, do the letters F O mean anything to you?"
Its not about investigating the government, its about them investigating everyone else. Innocent or guilty.
Again, said Tea Party cretins don't understand that without the constitution allowing for taxation for a real Navy, (as opposed to a navy consisting of largely commissioned commercial vessels) and a standing Army, the war of 1812 would have gone far differently, and not at all happily for us.
They are furiously angry that 3% of our budget is going to social aid. (Not including Social security which is paid by its beneficiaries) Yet they are blithely unconcerned with the fact that over 50% of the US budget goes to the Military and its support, a number not matched even by Russia or China.
They don't REALLY hate taxation as they don't seem to mind a bloated military industrial complex.
They hate gays, poor people, anybody darker than light tan, the disabled, and the elderly. And most of all anyone who is NOT an evangelical Christian.
But the tide is turning on them, people are finally starting to see them for what they really are. its why they are going so rabid just now. The latest polls show the "Tea Party" is finally more disliked in the US than atheists. And I have to admit, this makes me smile.
Not NO taxes as Tea Party cretins like to teach. it was Taxation without representation. But to know that they might actually have to read something.
Re: Keep on hating......
@ largefile Microsoft hating? Are you kidding? This place is full of Microsoft Fannbois. Its practically Redomond Love In. Try being an Apple fan here. Seriously, you guys can dish it out, but never can you take it.
Microsoft is moving forward alright, into the places Apple AND Android have been for years.
Re: "This aircraft carrier-
Of course Japan is badass as well, it also had to be nuked twice to stop it!
Re: A hearty downvote for you sir.
Battery? Your Vintage watches have a BATTERY? Whats wrong with a nice 23 Jewel Automatic?
That can't be. The leading lights of this forum assured us it will NEVER sell. And that nobody will wear a watch anymore.
I'm still indifferent, and we own six Macs. First is a Fools game. If I ever get one, I'll wait six months and get one cheap off Craigslist or a pawnshop. I still don't see the draw, but apparently I'm in the minority.
The idiots are the people running beta releases. I PAY Apple for their devices, they do NOT play me for beta testing.
Wow, I got thumbed down for liking it. That's a first. If I had hated it, they would have had to hire contract killers.
Too bad, with Linux it might be fun. Seems the American market does not get this machine.
They are getting so desperate, they are looking at an election in a couple of years, and most of their top criticisms are based on Fox News fantasies. they NEED a scandal desperately. Their polls are not great, they are NOT carrying the new youth vote at all, and they won't have the benefit they had last time of a large number of seats in VERY gerrymandered districts.
They will dig and dig and dig. A scandal will be made of something because after six years of dragging the US economy to a stop and crying about Obama, finger pointing and scandal mongering is all they can do.
So far their campaign for 2016 is a platform of "stop the gays" and no matter how you feel about that subject, its not a presidential platform for people who want to win.
Re: Give the feminism a rest
The sweaty unattractive nerds are the ones attacking feminism, not defending it. They can't get laid and its all the fault of women who have the nerve to think they are people! Heavy sarcasm ----->Not like the REAL women in Grand Theft Auto.
I replace my Macbook Pro every three years. Thanks to car payments this time it will be five years. Nice thing about owning a Macbook Pro, not only will it still be working, but someone will STILL want to buy it.
Most Apple watches will cost about as much as a decent iPod. All this is is clickbait. Personally, right now I'm wearing a very nice 1974 Seiko. Next year I'll still be wearing a real watch, How hard is it to fish your phone out of your pocket/purse?
Enough with the $17,000 watch. How many of those are there again? Less than ten? The way the tech press spins this, you would think that is what an Apple watch actually costs.
Re: what about other patches?
I use both and they really are NOT looking similar. Are you sure you are not thinking of Apple's abandoned child, Launchpad? I don't know anybody who uses that silly thing. And cheapass watch? One thing you can be certain of is it will have superb build quality, and no I'm not getting one. Have you seen some of the terrible cheap Android watches? Or are they only cheap when Its Apple?
Re: what about other patches?
IOS for Mac is NOT coming. It just isn't. That has been the scream of trolls since the first iPhone. Mac sales would drop to nothing. It would be idiotic.
Microsoft are the people who can't seem to tell a desktop from a tablet, not Apple.
Re: Uh, yeah ....
II wanted this much Troll I'd play Warcraft.
For free I will give it a try, I already use Apple's and Google's assistant.
Ok, Microsoft, impress me.
It wasn't just text, it was text and graphical. I'm always sorry I never quite got to finish it.
Impressive, Instead of skinning Android to look iPhone like, Something DIFFERENT!
They should have done something like this ages ago.
Re: Cue the ClassAction lawsuits in 3... 2... 1...
Third degree burns on her thighs and genitals.SKIN grafts. Stop protecting McDonalds. They were super heating the coffee so it would stay hot for carry out. It was going out boiling.
10 thumbs down, really? Look at this. contains a photo. Look at these burns and tell me again.
She had ten thousand dollars in medical bills. McDonald's offered her $800
This was from that Hot Coffee. Don't look if if you have a weak stomach. How hot does it have to be to do this?
Re: Cue the ClassAction lawsuits in 3... 2... 1...
The Woman with the McDonald's coffee had third degree burns on her thighs and genitals, she had to have multiple skin grafts. That is not "sue Happy" that was justice. Google it, photos of the skin grafts are online........
Not for this Apple fan.
I"m an Apple fan, lots of Apple gear, but I own about two dozen, mechanical, and electro-mechanical (non Quartz) wrist watches, from thirty to one hundred years of age, I just can't see retiring them to wear a tinier screen for my iPhone on my wrist. Maybe I'm old fashioned, I don't know, but I can get any number of beautiful, classic watches for $350+ that will certainly outlive me, and could easily go on for a century. And one that will be obsolete in 3 years just does not cut it in comparison.
Microsoft patch breaks application. In further news, water still wet.
Insert obligatory American beer joke here.
Re: That reminds me..
In America a good lawyer gets you rich for life on that. In China you get promoted.
I can finally finish it, and I can finish it on my Mac! Happy day.
Re: IOS to Android ratio
It measures iOS to Android ownership on the REGISTER nothing else. And the user base here is very much NOT the general public.
iOS is popular with people who want it to just work, and don't want to have to run an antivirus on their PHONE!
I've seen people go to Android from iOS, They get talked into it by salesmen, then they come back. iOS has better user retention. Android is fine for geeks. ts like Linux, its nice if you know how to use it, and you can maintain it. But people like their phones the way they like their TVs, turn it on and USE it. My Last Android device had to have its boot-loader unlocked and be rootkitted to give me that non "walled garden" experience It is supposed to be so famous far.
Re: Well its nice that the iPhone 6...
The only Mac to Windows Switchers I've ever seen who went back to Windows were the ones Buying Macbook Pros to run XP on. :) I ca't blame them I hated Windows too.
Apple's low end is always last year's phone.
In other words, eat Widows you proles! Secure devices only and that means Windows! Our Microsoft rep said so!
Yeah, Windows, the Secure, safe operating system! REALLY! No one else need apply! Seriously, does anybody have a company issued device they don't HATE? With rare exemption they are Dell fleet junk, or at best, a bulky, dull, and heavy, (But at least reliable) Lenovo.
More iOS users are willing to actually PAY for apps. In so many app reviews on the Google play store, the PAID version gets slammed for having more features than the free one, because Ghod forbid they have to sped a dollar on an app. Developers are apparently supposed to be paid in "satisfaction"
Modern phones have hotspots. My iPhone is a an LTE Hotspot. How do you not know this? I didn't buy a data equipped iPad because my phone already has one. Why buy two accounts?
A sane and sensible resolution? How did that happen?
I am a Mac user and multiple Mac owner. I was loving Linux, and planned on replacing my Macbook Pro with a Lenovo when Gnome 3 came along and pretty much Killed Linux for me. Canonical's newfound love of lock down left me cold. Linux wants to give me the amazing workspace customization I had in the early 2000's I'll change my mind. I'll head right back to Linux when Unity is buried in the same pit with Metro.
'However, what may be pining for the fjords in future is traditional open desktop hardware. If the mass consumer and office drone market is satisfied by "converged devices", then eventually, there simply won't be any traditional "desktop" hardware on the market to buy, except perhaps at eye watering specialist prices'
With the blessing of content providers, with all of our media licensed, monitored, and in the cloud so the swell folks in marketing call tell us once and for all what we like this year.
Re: Over thinking the situation
I've seen the movie, its horrible and silly. If NK hadn't gotten its panties in a bunch, it would have blown over in a few weeks.
NK sees everything released in the US as being released by the US government. .Because in NK, EVERYTHING is released by the government. They don't understand this silly film has nothing to do with The US government or its foreign policy. Its weak sophomoric humor for stoners. No more, no less.
Re: Snobbery bollocks
Seriously? Benchmark one of these $50 tablets up against a top end Samsung or Apple tablet. If you want a bad screen, a plastic case and a cheap and dated "or mystery" processor, by all means buy one from Tesco/Walmart (insert your local junk store here) Be ready for no support, an antique version of Android, and quite often not even access to the Google play store. MY Android Tablet plays Portal. I'm betting yours does not. You get what you pay for.
What is it about the misers here who will ignore CPU and build quality just to pat themselves on the back for avoiding a brand name?