* Posts by John Gamble

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Low power WON'T bag ARM the server crown. So here's how to upset Intel

John Gamble
WTF?

Re: Wrong thread???

Seriously? You manage to pick up that you might be mistaken, but then couldn't be bothered to re-read the short article to see why you might be mistaken?

Pervy TOILET CAMERA disguised as 'flash drive' sparks BOMB SCARE on Boeing 767

John Gamble

Re: Haven't you seen Fringe ?

Given a hypothetical bomb that size, who says the objective has to be depressurization?

Even if it "only" managed to kill one person, do you really think the rational action afterwards would be to fly on to the scheduled destination? Especially since the crew wouldn't know if that was the only device on the plane.

What is the difference between a drone, a model and a light plane?

John Gamble

Re: Not quite

Yep, My grandfather's too, training for the RAF in Canada. He always said that given the average lifespan of WWI pilots, he was very lucky the war ended before he got shipped over.

Apple iWatch due in October 2014, to wirelessly charge from one metre away – report

John Gamble
Childcatcher

Re: iWatch ? I cannot believe

Very few people of my generation wear wristwatches.

Really? A lot of my friends are unaware that you're their spokesman, then -- I've been getting questions about my watch, because people of your generation got tired of pulling out their phone to check the time.

Your downvotes, much like your tears, are delicious.

Ah, passive-aggressive hipsters, how predictable you are.

SpaceX beats off Bezos' rocket for rights to historic NASA launch pad

John Gamble

Re: Ominous.

Libertarians are something completely different

No, Libertarians claim to be something completely different. It's the same old money-shuffling scam, with a whiff of feudalism added.

Cassini spots MEGA-METHANE SEAS on the north pole of Titan

John Gamble

The Only Failure Here...

... is your inability to hear the whooshing over your head.

FreeBSD abandoning hardware randomness

John Gamble

Re: "You could make a random number generator"

Atmospheric noise (and other sources) have been done, although I suppose you'd want a plugin device instead of a web site. To quote myself from over a year ago:

Other sites that have done this: Lavarnd (<http://www.lavarnd.org/>, yes, randomness from a lava lamp), Hotbits (<http://www.fourmilab.ch/hotbits/>, "Genuine random numbers, generated by radioactive decay"), and Random.org (<http://www.random.org/>, which uses atmospheric noise).

Our Vulture strokes Dell's ROBUST 15 INCHER: Inspiron 15 Core i7

John Gamble

Well... actually, we commentards had to nag them into doing it. But to their credit, they are now doing it.

Thank you, reviewers.

Creepy US spy agency flings WORLD SLURPING OCTOPUS into orbit

John Gamble

Okay, The Calamitous Calamari Is Fun...

but the really cool stuff is the cubesats (see the blog for one of them, for example).

And side-note, the Kickstarter project to propel objects like cubesats has succeeded .

Having said that, I do want a patch with the NRO logo.

Fiendish CryptoLocker ransomware survives hacktivists' takedown

John Gamble

Re: Interesting

All the "don't do it" comments just show that the terrorists have won.

Considering the no-sense-of-humor types have been in place since planes were hijacked to Cuba, the terrorists (current batch) are just a variation on an old theme. Only the things to watch for have changed.

Australian political games could see full TPPA treaty revealed

John Gamble

Hyperbole

Okay... I dislike our current copyright system, and bravo to Australia for shining a light on TPPA negotiations, but "running the US software industry into the ground"? Cite, please?

Speaking of citations, crediting the National Commission on Excellence in Education's famous quote to Jerry Pournelle says something about your own education.

Calling Doctor Caroline Langensiepen of Nottingham Trent uni

John Gamble
Pint

Re: A bodacious attempt, it sits well with this commentard.

Surely a round for the El Reg staff would cost more than £500?

Recommendations for private cloud software...

John Gamble

Re: Huddle?

But he didn't say he was in the U.S.

(Plus, a quick search confirmed this. I sometimes feel A.C. postings should be automatically penalized with a -1 penalty at the start.)

Meet the cluster teams: Can Slippery Rock or Sun Devils burn?

John Gamble

Re: I'm on it

What, you prefer that over Slippery Rock's high-tech cooling system?

(Actually, I could see combining the two... hmm.)

Keeping warm in winter the el Reg way: Setting a NAS box ON FIRE

John Gamble
Big Brother

No One Is Watching

Damn. Does that make me part of an identifiable demographic?

Not at all. There are no thought police in Canada.

Delia and the Doctor: How to cook up a tune for a Time Lord

John Gamble

Derbyshire Was Astonishing

Of all the anniversary articles The Reg has presented so far, this is by far the best. BBC special effects manged to do a lot with very little, and one of the reasons for that is the sound that accompanied them.

The theme song itself is still a marvel and the admiration I have for Derbyshire for creating the "orchestra" that played it is limitless.

Who’s Who: a Reg quest to find the BEST DOCTOR

John Gamble

Re: The best one?

Yes, the problem with judging the best is that one has to also consider the quality of the scripts. I think Peter Davidson could easily have ranked higher in viewers' estimations if the script quality hadn't started dropping around that time.

(Is it my imagination or did Davidson get saddled with a large number of scripts with downer endings, including Tegan's departure?)

I came in with Tom Baker, and still rank him highly, but I really like Smith, who seems to have incorporated much of what I like about Baker and Troughton in his performance.

It's the Inter-THREAT of THINGS: Lightbulb ARMY could turn on HUMANITY

John Gamble

None if you live in a well-lit city, but in more remote areas the ability to have the home lights on before you get home is a plus.

The internet-lightbulb is something of a straw dog anyway. The question is rather "what devices would it make sense to remotely control", and while the fanboi-types will certainly go overboard, in my case the ability to remotely monitor the temperature (and choose to turn on the air-conditioning) would be a plus for example. Or to turn on the outdoor lights.

Planet hopper: The Earthly destinations of Doctor Who

John Gamble

O Canada

All this time and not one visit to Canada?

Even as an American, I find that suspicious. At the very least there ought to be a Cyberman or two roaming Saskatchewan.

Funds flung at 9-inch fan-built Raspberry Pi monitor

John Gamble
Happy

But Will It Handle ANSI Escape Sequences?

I've been thinking about replacing the CRT on my VT100 terminal.

...

What? You mean you don't have a VT100 terminal?

(Think of it as last-century steampunk. Steampunk moderne, if you will.)

US aviation watchdog approves $75K balloon ride into SPAAAACE!

John Gamble
Devil

Re: Compressing the Helium

There's something about the idea of duck voices screaming in terror as they drop that just amuses the evil, evil side of me.

Play Elite, Pitfall right now: Web TIME PORTAL opens to vintage games, apps

John Gamble
Happy

Sargon

Hmm. They have Sargon Chess. I remember when it was famous, and I even have the book with the source code in it (yes, a published book with Z80 source code listings). They specify 1981 in the listings, so presumably it has some improvements over the 1978 version.

(For those who want to look it up [good luck], it's Sargon: A Computer Chess Program by Dan and Kathe Spracklen, ISBN 0-8104-5155-7.)

Vulture 2 paintjob: Kim Jong-un battles flag-waving Brits

John Gamble

Symmetry is Boring

Obviously an asymmetric design needs to be the choice. So that gives us the ones by Dirk Duckhorn, Gareth Jenkins, and ... Ariadne.

(Nit pickers will mention the ones by Adrian Lynch and Marten Erdelen, I consider those to be symmetries of a different sort.)

Obviously this means that combined with the groundswell of opinion offered by your other posters, Adriane is the clear front-runner.

Samsung to take stake in Gorilla Glass maker Corning after LCD deal

John Gamble

Re: Inferior glass - Don’t be silly.

Honestly, the notion that I could pound like a gorilla is actually flattering.

Somewhat relevant: 1971 American Tourister commercial.

Wacky racers – The Reg's guide to 2013's Solar Challengers

John Gamble

Re: Am I the only American who wants U of M to lose?

Well... the refusal to lend out tools isn't a great attitude, but on the other hand they at least aren't saying anything like this:

They are probably staying in the best hotels too.

So you're from Ohio?

Valve uncloaks prototype Steam Machine console specs

John Gamble
Childcatcher

Re: They seem to be doing everything right, apart from...

"Starting fractured is not great."

Except, as Steve Knox pointed out above: "A few variations of the same CPU architecture and a few variations of the same general GPU architecture?"

As someone who prefers ATI/AMD's offerings, I'd actually prefer a bit more fracturing.

Block, censor, ban: India the biggest loser in online freedom stakes

John Gamble

Re: I'd love to know

It's in the "no data" category , but that just raises the question of why there is no data. I certainly didn't notice any thought police hanging around on my last few trips up North.

Down with Unicode! Why 16 bits per character is a right pain in the ASCII

John Gamble

Re: ... their half dozen terminal sessions.

I ... rarely had more than three sessions going at a time. I feel so inadequate now.

Look out, Gartner: Behold the El Reg all-Flash Quadragon™ wonder map-o-graphic

John Gamble
Coat

The Obvious Way to Decide

Coldfire. Because it has the coolest name.

(Specs? What are those?)

Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

John Gamble
Boffin

Re: some good points...

As for Thorium and fusion, those will be interesting in the future ...

Fusion, yeah well, I'm still hoping to see it within my lifetime. Thorium though is for all practical puroses here: CANDU reactors would have no trouble making use of it (the adjustments that I can see being necessary have to do with the level of heat capture, there may be others).

Glowing Nook knocked to under 50 quid for Xmas

John Gamble
Boffin

Color E-Ink

No, I mean another passive or low power display tech. One which does proper colour.

They exist, although currently the color is so washed out as to be almost indistinguishable from grey scale. The reviews so far have been uniformly low.

It's a technology that isn't quite ready yet. Presumably it will get better given a few years. I know that I'd trade in my e-reader the moment even a four-color screen appeared.

Our LOHAN rocket ship team exits Spain with a bang

John Gamble
Pint

Well Done

More press conferences should be held after a few beers, is all I can say.

Sofas with a roof and Star Trek seating: The future of office furniture?

John Gamble
Meh

Logo Problem Perhaps

My apologies to the graphic designer who created it, but at my first glance at the Joint Design Direction logo on the wall, my brain said to me, "Why are they using a hangman's noose next to their name?"

How to get a Raspberry Pi to take over your Robot House

John Gamble

Re: …all written in C, … no easy way to hitch it to a Python app

…all written in C, … no easy way to hitch it to a Python app

OHRLY?

Yeah, the Perl, Python, and Ruby communities would like to have a word with you...

(Presumably other languages too.)

LOHAN test flight LIVE: All the launch action

John Gamble

Packet Delivery

Regarding the habhub.org pics, are the missing packets lost for good once a new picture is posted, or are the packets for the old pics still in the "send" queue?

Torvalds shoots down call to yank 'backdoored' Intel RdRand in Linux crypto

John Gamble

Re: I looked at the code.

Here is a real-world example of what happens to security when you have blinders on:

http://trac.filezilla-project.org/ticket/5530

A gaping security hole has existed in a popular open source tool for literally years because the maintainers just can't accept that they have a weakness.

Ouch. I was completely unaware of this, and I've used FileZilla. Thank you for the heads-up.

John Gamble

Re: Linus is totally wrong

No, you dont. I studied cryptography back then, and I remembered that some company, was it Netscape?, used the space left on the hard disk as one of the inputs to create random numbers. They used "PC noise", that is for sure. It seems you have not read the same story as I did.

Please don't mix and match stories. I was referring to your reference to Knuth's mixed-input RNG, and nothing else. Obviously, his conclusion, which you used repeatedly and wrongly, had to do with linear congruential generators, and nothing else.

As for Netscapes's alleged use of a bad source of randomness, no one is disputing that bad sources of randomness exist. But that has nothing to do with Knuth's example, and has even less to do with current cryptographic random number generators, except as a cautionary tale. At best you are woefully out of date on the state of current technology.

John Gamble

Re: Linus is totally wrong

I know of the story you're referring to, and you're mis-stating it. First, the "mixed sources" random number generator used linear congruential generators -- no PC noise, no cryptographic hashing, and no use of Blum, Micali, and Yao's paper published in 1984 (which is referenced in the current edition of Knuth, see page 179). Knuth argued that if you're going to use a LCG random number generator, use one -- don't mix them.

This obviously has nothing to do with the current situation, and has had nothing to do with modern cryptographic-level random number generators for twenty years now.

Do Knuth a favor. Stop misquoting him, and buy the latest edition of his The Art of Computer Programming. It is quite worth it.

Vote NOW to name LOHAN doomsday box

John Gamble

Re: Psychostats

The unforced style did catch my eye too (also my favorite, SWIFT, which had the best unforced style, didn't make it to the voting list).

Plus the mild rudeness (as opposed to gross rudeness) was a plus.

Vulture 2 spaceplane rises from the powdered nylon

John Gamble

Who can take the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew...

Nylon? Not powdered sugar? I'm disappointed.

Well, maybe you can make smaller scale versions of your models to decorate your victory cakes.

Rasp Pi skydive: Ballsy Baumgartner best beware Brit bionic Babbage Bear

John Gamble

The Flight of the Cybearg

Blowing raspberries[1] at us from above...

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1. Also known as the Bronx Cheer in the U.S. Sorry, I don't know if there's a Brit equivalent term.

Court throws out Icahn's demand to stall Dell shareholder vote

John Gamble

The Most Important Asset

And Alienware remains safe for a while yet...

Curiosity looks up, spies Martian double-mooning

John Gamble

Lovely Movie

I wish there was a real-time version though. Fifty-five seconds isn't too long to wait, and I would have liked to have had the realistic experience.

Is NASA planning to send LAVA LAMPS to Jupiter?

John Gamble

Re: Lava lamp

Yup. Brief history courtesy of The Straight Dope: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/568/how-do-lava-lamps-work

Xerox copier flaw changes numbers in scanned docs

John Gamble

Re: They are held in memory

Thank you, that was clear and informative and deserves an extra fifty up votes.

IBM opens up Power chips, ARM-style, to take on Chipzilla

John Gamble

Re: Too Little, Too Late

Sure, and the reason one would want a 68000 chip is to run a MacOS. Oh, wait...

The x86 chips are not going away yet, true, and they may hold the lead for a very long time, but it's not guaranteed that they'll still hold the majority. What's going to drive chip choice now is the software that runs on it, and there are plenty of platforms that would be equally happy running on a PowerPC as on an x86 chip.

Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch: Cloak lifted on secret details

John Gamble

Re: lol smartwatches

Shrug. I've been wearing my Pebble for months now. It does exactly what (as an extension to my phone) I want without going overboard (I don't need an Android operating system on my watch).

Wearable tech is fine as long as has the features you actually need.

Can't agree on a coding style? Maybe the NEW YORK TIMES can help

John Gamble

Re: curly bracket hell....

Huh. Was there a time when punch cards and curly braces ever intersected?

(The only time I ever used punch cards was for the CDC 6000 series of machines, and braces were not in its character set.)

John Gamble

Re: Or, Alternatively, the UPI Style Manual

Which is completely reasonable.

(I find it interesting that we're getting downvotes over indentation style. Obviously the obsessive-compulsive indenters are out in force today.)

John Gamble

Or, Alternatively, the UPI Style Manual

I think I'll wait until the Chicago Manual of Style weighs in.

Jokes aside, style guides can prevent a certain amount of irrational anger in a group coding effort. I have my preferred style, but setting up one's editor for the employer-of-the-month's style can save a lot of aggravation.

(Oh, and of course indentation should be done with tabs. This fad for indenting with spaces is troubling.)

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