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Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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Re: Where do you shop? "My little pony"

I think you'll find that Pinkamena is best pony.

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Tennessee bloke quits job over satanic wage slip

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Brave Starr?

I knew that robot horse was hiding something!

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British armed forces get first new pistol since World War II

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Re: You honestly think

But of course! If you're carrying a knife, you're not carrying a gun, so you'll run faster!

It's just common sense.

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South Korean convicted for tweeting Pyongyang propaganda

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Joke

Re: Dictatorships

Eeeeeyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady!

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‘Pre-bionic’ eye implanted in blind patient

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Re: Compare And Contrast...

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

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Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

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Re: List is wrong

Eh. On its own, Dreamcatcher wasn't too bad - the cabin, for one, was almost exactly how I'd pictured it in my mind. Shredded the novel mind you.

And no bacon scene. :(

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Death Star dinosaur aliens could rule galaxy

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Is that a plumber's tinfoil hat?

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Virgin Media's latest throttling rules

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Sounds fantastic.

World of Warcraft beta is a, what, 17gb download? Yes, this will be a thing that'll work.

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Global warming COULD SHRINK THE HUMAN RACE

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Re: Totally missing the point paraphrase time!

I wonder who'll end up getting the contracts for defending against the Sonic Rainboom...

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Life-size Portal gun to shoot onto shelves soon

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Boffin

Aperture Science; we do what we must, because we can.

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Good Lord.

An MMO Skyrim-like game?

Civilisation would end overnight.

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El Reg in SHOCK email address BLUNDER

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I'm not angry, just disappointed.

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Four months' porridge for 20-minute Facebook riot page

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Joke

Ah well...

I guess you could say he's been...

...

Bangor'd to riots.

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Nintendo aims to fill stockings with Wii slim

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Garbl

because the Wii wasn't slim enough already? I call shenanigans!

Clearly this is a desperate costcutting measure because people aren't buying enough Wii!

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Mortal Kombat

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Title title title.

No sidestepping for you, my lad or ladette. Whilst the stages are quite polygonal, you're stuck on the good old X/Y axis.

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Man found guilty of battery after ejaculating in co-worker's drink

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Titles be damned!

I can't help but feel you might've missed the joke ever so slightly.

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Watson? Commercial – not super – computer

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FAIL

Titletitletitle

Able is two syllables.

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Brian Blessed lends his tongue to TomTom

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Happy

Well now!

This has absolutely made my day! Might even have to buy one of the blessed things now.

... get it? See what I did there?

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BT to throttle P2P for faster broadband

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Well now...

... I managed about 8gb in an hour or so the other night.

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'Alienated' gamer sues WoW for ruining life

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Joke

I wonder...

I wonder is he's "Insane In The Membrane"?

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Microsoft in Bing jingle kiddie vid outrage

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IT Angle

Bing.

Even after watching that... 'video', I still don't know what Bing *is*.

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Win 7 users shout: Where's my bloody ballot screen?

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WTF?

What?

I don't understand these reactions.

Surely if you're aware of alternative browsers, you don't need a ballot screen. Or, am I missing something fundamental here?

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Brother creates direct retinal imaging specs

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Shut up, Wesley!

Man, that episode of Star Trek was actually quite worrisome.

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Windows 7 - the Reg reader verdict

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Coffee/keyboard

@Glyn 2

I want to get Win7 now, solely to experience the Button of Screaming Death.

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China bans foreign investment in online video games

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They have WoW already...

... nothing much else is needed, surely?

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MoD 'How to stop leaks' guide leaks

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Ho ho!

"A Ministry of Defence guide to preventing information leaking into the public domain has leaked into the public domain."

That's made my day, that has!

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Scientology seeks to squash anonymity

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Grenade

@TeeCee

I'm not sure you quite grasp what they mean by Fair Game. Don't think tabletop, think Safari.

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UK border control can't count

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RE: Suffusion of yellow

So that would be #FFFF00 then?

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Hollywood demands shuttering of Pirate Bay

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Unfortunately...

... nobody cares about Pirate Bay anymore.

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BOFH: Hammer time!

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Pint

Windows ME?!

Gaah! Good job I'm off to a party tonight - I must obliterate those painful memories...

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Spider-Man director to helm World of Warcraft

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The Ice Stone has melted!

The Ice Stone has melted!

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Metallica sticksman gloats over Napster downfall

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Joke

Truly...

Truly filesharing is The Thing That Should Not Be.

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Joke

I like Metallica, but...

*and repeat it with me*

Lars Ulrich is a cock.

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Mysterious organic blobs found in Alaskan waters

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Go

Obligatory...

Cthulhu fhtagn!

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Whining serial commentard bemoans Reg bullying

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Harumph.

Sounds like a prick.

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Met warns officers off photographers

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"...useful to a terrorist"

"The over-used Terrorism Act of 2000 does not ban photography either, although it does allow police to look at images on phones or cameras during a search to see if they could be useful to a terrorist."

Yes, 'cos that's not subjective at all.

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Designers conjure up wacky 'car of the future'

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Go

2040 eh

Well maybe by 2040 the bloody thing will be fashionable.

I mean I like the interior but... well I suppose the box won't be going quick enough for inertia to take hold and throw everyone about when it rounds a corner.

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Phorm phading phast

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Here's hoping Virgin tell 'em to phuck oph.

Seriously, I'm perhaps one of the three people who *likes* (or at least doesn't loathe) Virgin Media; I'd rather not see them descend to such scum-sucking levels.

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Obama: the face of USB Flash storage

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WTF?

@ chris

... because the tagline didn't give it away soon enough?

To be fair, at least it doesn't look cheap.

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Transformers helmsman demolishes English language

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@ Si 1

"... as someone who grew up on the REAL Transformers that Bay's pretenders are nowhere near as good."

I know, right? They didn't even split in the middle and unleash and little robot from within!

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Don't call me Ishmael

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Nomenclature!

I just called mine Revenant. Outdated as soon as it was put together.

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Catholic social club ousts coven of witches

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@ Andy Bright

Brilliant!

And it's about the only thing that would get me into a church.

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GPS-guided wreckers flatten wrong house

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FAO PacketPusher

"If y'all call a hutch a dresser, what do you call that thing with drawers that hold your underwear?"

... Chest of drawers?

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Twitter suffering chronic banality, diagnoses Dr House

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Re: Lupus

I've never used Twitter in my life. I mean, is there a special app needed for it?

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T-Mobile getting out of blighty?

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Unhappy

Buggerations.

I use my mobile almost exclusively for text messages, and as a PAYG customer mine only cost 3p. Who can do such a deal now?

My sky is falling and I don't like it!

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Texting: Good for kids after all?

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@ Russ

Take pity on those of us out of school who never had legible handwriting.

But on the subject, am I really the only person over the age of 15 who actually likes text messaging? Surely I must be the only one who abbreviates NOTHING.

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Birmingham drops the possessive apostrophe

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What?

What the fuck?! As a Brummie, why was I not consulted? I'd tell them where they could shove each and every apostrophe they needlessly removed, the twunts.

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Jacqui Smith denies any knowledge of police search

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Joke

@ Andy Livingstone

Independance Day!

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DARPA seeks Hitchhikers Deep Thought program

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Fire up the LHC!

This can only be achieved once we find that eluive Narrativium!

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Text messaging helps kids fight the flab - study

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Well yes...

... or maybe it's the simple act of a little positive reinforcement.

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