48 posts • joined Wednesday 5th September 2007 16:05 GMT
Re: Stop hassling Sugar
Wasn't the Speccy the SINCLAIR spectrum - you've got the wrong eccentric brit knight entrepreneur:
Sir Alan Sugar: Short, dumpy, looks like Nookie the Bear, lost it and told us we all needed to buy a phone to do email.
Sir Clive Sinclair: Tall, spindly, looks like my third year english teacher, lost it and told us we all needed to buy a 3 wheeled horizontal segway to transport ourselves around.
Of course, nobody will isten to me...
...as I'm retiring next month ;-)
Are PI for real?
Why all this fuss about Street View when they rolled over and played dead on the Phorm issue?
"...the fact it was on Channel 4 made it unlikely that many impressionable children would have accidentally clapped eyes on it".
When I was an impressionable child (and Channel 4 had only just launched) the fact it was on Channel 4 would have made it much more likely that I would have seen it. Of course in those days you could see at a glance if a programme was worth watching - it had a red triangle in the top corner ;-)
'"also wrote the world's most popular phone hold music"
Citation please? Or at least some hint as to the punchline...'
You see? This is what happens when you stop teaching history.
They should have done a rewrite of the old Special AKA classic. All together now:
"Freeee-eeeee-ee Gary Mc-Kin-non"
What do a bottle of Bud and sex in a dinghy have in common?
They're both fucking close to water
re: Can it fire over a hill
Of course it can. The method was illustrated on the cover of Dark Side of the Moon...
"We closed the platforms because passengers were reporting that they could hear a loud screeching sound. It does happen from time to time."
From time to time? I used to work in the City and live in Mile End, and heard that noise EVERY time I got the tube from Bank. It's an inherent "undocumented feature" of the fact that the Central Line platforms are on a tight bend.
Where's the "muppet" icon? I'll just have to choose the one that looks closest...
There's only one thing funnier than BOFH...
...and that's all the *tards complaining about it not being funny. It's free, and it's the ONLY IT-related piece of entertainment that is in any way entertaining.
Apart from the IT Crowd.
No I was right the first time, it's the ONLY IT-related piece of entertainment that is in any way entertaining.
Get over yourselves, or get in the tape safe with the Boss.
One big advantage of a physically present pilot as opposed to a remote one - a MUCH bigger incentive to get the damn plane back on the ground in one piece
Don't forget Dennis Healey. Best eyebrows EVER!
Re: I want that doormat!
With 2,000 UK recipients, I'm sure a few of them will be available on eBay...
Re: Earlier flights are more impressive
(I feel like the Roman soldier in Life of Brian) This man you (familiar) have balls (pl.) big (sing.)?
Lose the 's' off tienes and stick it on the end of grande...
Spelling pedantry in foreign FTW!
I don't see what the problem was. All the gov had to do was:
1. Pass a law to re-nationalise British Energy with no compensation to the private shareholders
2. Sell whole lot to EDF
No "???" step needed. Methinks they have missed a trick...
Why are they paying for this to be developed at all? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just license it from the original developer - I think it was a Mr S. Claus, you can find him at the North Pole.
Re: How long does it take
"BERR and co are probably scrabbling around for someone to take the fall before they reply. Hopefully it will be Richard Thomas, who thoroughly deserves to be publicly horse whipped for his efforts in this, and other, matters."
(Not that) Richard Thomas
re: Safety glasses not required
I'll see your "slosh the mercury over the lab table" and raise you a "chemistry teacher absent-mindedly stirring the phosphorus with her finger". Wasn't just her mind that was absent for the rest of the year...
Somebody here ordered a Terrorist Paedophile
"Though I am amused at the concept of someone being mistaken for a terrorist and paedophile. As if the two alone weren't bad enough, now we have terrorist paedophiles."
No sooner said than done:
How long before one of these ignores the warning signs and gets stuck between two igloos in an Inuit village?
Something else they do out here better than the UK - every school has a copper stationed outside the entrance when the kids are arriving and leaving. And I mean a real copper, complete with handcuffs and gun, not some ridiculous CSO like they would use in the UK. Funnily enough nobody tries to drive past when he or she is standing in the middle of the road, no abuse, and all with no cameras ;-)
@ Mr "Everything good came from the US of A and don't you forget it"
You forgot to mention "We saved your asses in two world wars" etc etc. Can't have a proper anti-europe merkin rant without those words I'm afraid, epic fail...
Don't know where "here" is for you, but you can get Monsoon Malabar in Sainsburys (a UK supermarket). You can also order it online, but if you're stateside you might have to negotiate on the delivery...
The problem here is that the anti-landmine campaign has been too successful for its own good. Pretty much everyone who is ever going to listen agrees that landmines and cluster bombs aren't such a good idea, so if they don't find another target to rail against they'll have to shut up shop - adapt or die.
It's a bit like all the rabid anti-smoking fascists who have now started attacking those of us who like the odd pint or 10 on a Friday night...
@ Pie Man
Your boyfriend's national broadsheet wouldn't happen to be The Grauniad or the FT would it? If so there's a teeny weeny conflict of interest according to the article...
Not an error message, but still amusing
When I worked at a government site years ago one of the techies decided to name the database server "elvis". I tried to educate the users of my app to do basic troubleshooting before they called me, including the use of the ping command to see if they had connectivity. Of course on solaris when they ran "ping elvis" the response was "elvis is alive" :-)
Come on, any sci-fi fan knows it's meant to look like the Centauri ambassador from Babylon 5 ;-)
For anyone still in the dark, check out Wikipedia - sci-fi is about the only thing it's good for...
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