19 posts • joined 4 Sep 2007
Guess the password.
"Data on the drive ........ was password protected"
Lets's try and guess what that might be.
Our local burned down in February 2007.
It was shut for over a year.
Before the fire I never went near it. Too smoky, too much SkySportsTV, too much lager, lousy food and not a single drop of proper cask ale.
Now it's rebuilt and reopened, and it's gone from strength to strength.
No smoke, No TV, one or two lagers, four fresh local draught ales and a fifth joining soon.
Good food and friendly service.
If a pub can understand its market it'll do well.
Oh, and we certainly go for a meal and a drink far more often now than before the brilliant, way overdue smoking ban.
And while we're at it....
....can we stop this silly idea of "raise a ticket".
Tickets are for buses, trains, planes and theatres etc.
Cut the nonsense and log these things as they should be, as problems.
Heck, why are customer support areas so terrified of word problem?
Damson, cherry, marmalade, peanut butter perhaps?
Not all in the same sandwich of course, that'd be daft.
Oh, and white bread? No thanks, granary or wholemeal please Ms.Patino.
Call me pedantic if you must, but why does Mr Rose always miss the first apostrophe?
Guns 'n' Roses
Proper beer too, not that cold fizzy tasteless Euro-lager stuff.
Unfortunately, Lala is currently only available to people in the US.
We are working feverishly to expand internationally, so please stay tuned.
Ok, sure, I will - to the radio!
....did something similar recently.
Some doofus posted a stack of stuff out with NI numbers printed on the envelopes.
A letter of apology appeared a few weeks later.
My height, my age, and almost twice my weight. Just what does this guy eat?
DASD space problem?
Get the trainee [mainframe] operator to fetch a box of storage.
The red dots actually show Not Safe for Whiners
£11....to move from Opt 1 to Opt 2 ?
Now that's a lot of hours chat before it's worth the change.
Last time I looked, we spent about 12p a month on calls, and £10 on line rental/VAT
Bad line rental.
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Demise of the mainframe?
But that's proper computing!
Z EOD <enter>
Why no PAYG option for those of us who'd only use such a facility on rare occasions?
No URL required
These patches always seems to occur on Wednesdays. Is the American for 'Tuesday' now 'Wednesday' ?
What about the rest?
2 x £750 = £1500, leaving the TocH people £675 in the red.
Who thinks up these fines, not that these numpties will ever pay a penny of their dues.
Will the final range include
- Vid Hubble 'scope snaps 200,000-ton chunky crumble conundrum
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
- Windows 8.1 Update 1 spewed online a MONTH early – by Microsoft
- Google offers up its own Googlers in cloud channel chumship trawl
- Interview Global Warming IS REAL, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't THERMAGEDDON