25 posts • joined Tuesday 4th September 2007 11:51 GMT
right so let me get this...
So...I've got a round letterbox on my 4 litre time travelling fridge and my square premuim beer wont fit thru it.
this guy was jailed for a year for physically doing the modding his pal got 160 hours community service, they estimate they made about £50,000
I wouldnt be suprised if they got their info from modshack, but still wouldnt say the modshack guys deserved that.
does anyone know any websites that show you how to get your microwave to work with the door open, I need a new winter hat.
titter titter fnarr fnarr
I had these two for the most read on the BBC site
1: Great tits cope well with warming
2: Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'
of course it doesnt beat the google ads i got on the reg with the three step plan
1: Photos of cute girls
2: Sex Offender Registry
3: Sex Offender Database
a natural progression presented by Google
now you can get 5 years in the pokey for possesion, so for wanting to sit at home giggling you can now cost the taxpayer a bloody fortune, fools.
think i'll go down a bottle of vodka, club some random numptie with the empty, piss myself, fall over and bust my head open, then its off to casualty for some taxpayer funded treatment and i can even amuse myself verbally and physically abusing the hospital staff, ahh a full evening for many.
and dont get caught with those mushrooms that grow the length and breadth of the country they'll give you 7 years for that
Wine-not- do a duet
with that other genius docherty. she can sing, and she lives the lifestyle, perhaps pete when he gets out the pokey can go round hers for a bit of the brown stuff and they can slabber out a good one.
Sarah's gettin a bit touchy on this one :)
Wheres the IT angle, has some B*****D stole my coat, Paris for F**ks sake
dvd's ps3's wii's
Yes prison is shit for the people who dont belong there (minor fraud, fine defaults, self defence and the like) but to most in the prison system, its a rite of passage, a badge of honour. I've heard a guy say he was going to use his time to get off smack (never did, probably easier to get hold of in there, one method of smuggling i heard of was killing a pidgeon/seagull and stuffing the carcass then tossing it over the wall).
they should not have rights to stay wasted in there or play video games, they should have a grey wall to stare at and shit food.
lets take the futurama idea a step further and re-label the suicide booths "Methadone Dispenser"
"why would a vegetarian want a simulated meat sausage?"
it is an interesting philosophical question, yes...but he/she chose to retain his/her female reproductive organs, just in case
so there would seem to be some sort of sausage aversion altogether here.
coat>hat>taxi for paddy
yeah sure, call me a cynic but.....
he thought the wife was in the house, or did he wait till he had a clear shot. What is it they say "marriage isnt a word, it's a sentence" and of course "If i'd killed her i'd be out the jail by now" or "cant live with them, cant get away with digging a huge hole in the back garden and burying them", well we can all stop digging the holes now and just install the satellite system. either bloody idiot or bloody evil genius
*I'm sorry that some people earn very little money, but £23,000 a year expenses to live in central London really isn't over the top*
tell that to someone working there earning £23,000 with no expense account
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bollocks to, *ooh, they need somewhere to live when they are in london* pish, they buy a fuckin house at our expense get it fully furnished for bugger all outlay, then when they no longer *serve* the country the fuckwits can sell the lot, lock stock and barrel and stick the profit in their back pockets, what a completely annoying list that is. Also, of course they just mentioned the other day that they will will now have to produce receipts for purchases over £25, what was the figure before....£250 thats more than twice some peoples weekly wage. what do they do for it, blow hot air up each others arses and pat industry on the back laying the groundwork for a job when they quit parliament, what a state this country is in
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I think i need to go have a lie down, no icon as there isnt an animated gif of some good for nothing bastard getting the shit kicked out of them
Ours are getting round it using internet proxies and it turns out we dont have a policy against either, i must admit to using these aforementioned proxies to see just how stupid new starts are, usually they have profiles on them all.
obviously id give paris a poke
A couple of bungee cords hooked into your waistband, could then be hooked to the treadmill to simulate gravity, could someone tell me how to apply for a research grant, I could split it between this artificial gravity and the sexy party drinking projects.
Paris cause surely her knickers will be on bungee cords
I seem to recall
when i was at school we had these really pointy things...what were they called again, oh yes pencils and pens, are crayons the norm now, although you could get one straight out the crayola box with a dangerous pointy end on it
ok lets say i'm a total f*****g idiot. i goto pirate bay and search KP and a torrent comes up called "the most horrific KP ever.torrent". i click and start downloading. then i click on peers and get a list of all the IP's i'm connected to. OK the smart sickos will be hiding their real address, but come on its a bloody starting point, i dont believe there ever has been anonimity on the net and you'd be niave to think there was. it would seem to me the pirate bay are doing a service by letting the authorities see their LIVE logs thru the bittorrent client, IP address + timestamp = YOU. so whos bloody responsibility is it then, doesnt sound like the pirate bay's to me