* Posts by Jeffrey Nonken

1208 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Sep 2007

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Wouldn't Happen Here

"Xerox" as a generic verb has been a thing for a long time. Shorter and easier to say than "Photocopy." Other genericizations happen like "Kleenex", "Hoover", "Scotch tape".

I think the non-branded generic name for what we call "scotch tape" is "adhesive tape", though the correct name is apparently "pressure-sensitive adhesive tape". Can't imagine why people don't always call it that. :) I believe in England they prefer to call it "sticky tape".

https://www.businessinsider.com/google-taser-xerox-brand-names-generic-words-2018-5

FCC boss blesses T-Mobile US-Sprint merger amid sketchy promises, lashings of incoherency

Jeffrey Nonken

"This urban person doesn't hold it in very high regard either."

Nor this one. I see 5G as a cross between a wet dream and a boondoggle.

Wanted: Big iron geeks to help restore IBM 360 mainframe rescued from defunct German factory by other big iron geeks

Jeffrey Nonken

Hmm. IBM 360 restoration run by an 1130 caretaker. 1130 was my first (high school), 360/50 in college. All they need is a 1620 to compete the trifecta.

Very fond memories of that 1620. Taught myself machine language on it. Very simple operation set.

US minister invokes Maggie Thatcher, says she would have halted Huawei 5G rollout

Jeffrey Nonken

Big yawn.

5G is not the panacea that so many claim. Mostly people with a monetary interest in seeing it implemented.

This move by Dropbox will reduce users' files to tiers: Rarely, regularly accessed data now kept separate

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Just Drop[ped]Box. new three device syncing limit is unworkable/pathetic, 5 minimum needed.

I've been using Resilio Sync ever since Dropbox lost three days of my data. Fortunately it was a simple task to recover, but it put me off Dropbox forever.

Resilio Sync is strictly peer-to-peer and not perfect, but even the free option is quite useful. It also has options for eschewing their relay servers and so on if you want to keep everything off their systems. Your Paranoia May Vary. :)

I use something called Gadwin for the handy screenshot capture feature that Dropbox had. Also has a useful free version.

I consider both worth the cost of buying the pro versions and I like to support products that work for me so I have done so. YMMV.

Hate e-scooters? Join the club of the pals of 190 riders in Austin TX who ended up in hospital

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Austin isn't really Texas

"...38C..."

I had a girlfriend like that once.

Sinister secret backdoor found in networking gear perfect for government espionage: The Chinese are – oh no, wait, it's Cisco again

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Keep moving...nothing to see here....

"What the difference is, is intent.....CIsco makes backdoors because they are incompetent. Huawei makes backdoors because the Chinese government tells them to do it."

Citation needed.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Keys

"...this is when the USA handily beat Great Britain."

I'm not a great student of history, being as how I'm the product of a US public education system, so I might be wrong about this -- but wasn't England a bit distracted by France at the time?

[edit] Yeah, I see a number of people have already pointed this out. Ah well, late to the party as always.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Keys

"Pah! They did nothing for us!

"Apart from roads. And aqueducts. Oh, and a standardised currency and weights. And red wine."

And Hadrian's Wall.

It worked for the Romans, it'll work for the US!

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

Jeffrey Nonken

I'm expecting a Lucifer's Hammer scenario. Better stock up now!

What a meth: Elderly Melbourne couple sign for 20kg shipment of drugs, say cops

Jeffrey Nonken

If this had been in the US, the couple would have been convicted by now and sentenced to 50 years.

Not that I am bitter.

Owner of Smuggler's Inn B&B ordered to put up a sign warning guests not to cross into Canada

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: a victim of circumstance?

Hah! I found the answer to my own question!

https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/landroid-m-robot-lawnmower/

Jeffrey Nonken
Unhappy

Re: a victim of circumstance?

So... who mows the lawn on the North side of those stones?

Defense against the Darknet, or how to accessorize to defeat video surveillance

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Defense against the Darknet

Then there was the time I was called upon to translate between a Frenchman and a German whose only common tongue was English.

Turns out the German fellow had retired, so Marcel had to get his house wiring upgraded somewhere else. Which may have been just as well. Though I suppose in the end they would simply have gotten everything in writing.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Defense against the Darknet

"I always thought it was odd that words like "little" are pronounced as 'lit-el' not 'lit-lee'"

We New Englanders pronounce it "liddel" just to add to the confusion. We pronounce "button" with a glottal stop for even more fun.

"...and "macabre" as 'ma-cab-er' not 'ma-cab-ree'."

I grew up pronouncing it more like "ma-kaab", just the first two syllables (how I was taught, don't blame me) and the other pronunciation I've heard is more like "ma-kab-rah" with the final syllable shortened somewhat -- that glottal stop again -- which always made more sense to me.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Defense against the Darknet

"well we speeel defence with a C in Australia too, so the majority wins yes?"

I get 97 million for your combined populations (including New Zealand, and rounding up; and UK, not just England) vs. 328 million, rounding down, for the USA.

"Who invented English" might be a better argument than "how big is your gorilla". Just sayin'.

Ook ook.

http://www.worldometers.info/population/world/

Google readies Pixel for the masses, but are the masses ready for Pixel?

Jeffrey Nonken

Not Samsung, please! They throw a ship-ton of non-uninstallable apps onto every phone. Give them 128GB and there will be 125GB* used by Samsung apps.

And you'll only get one generation of Android updates. My Pixel XL is up to date, though now near end-of-life. That and the minimalist UI with minimal crapware is why I bought the phone. (I bought it a generation old at half price.)

I generally like Samsung phones but hate the crapware and limited updates.

*I may be exaggerating slightly.

New UK counter-terror laws come into force today – watch those clicks, people. You see, terrorist propag... NOOO! Alexa ignore us!

Jeffrey Nonken

I was thinking that I could get the entire country into prison with a few well-crafted anonymous e-mails and well-placed links, but...

'A government impact assessment for the Act said the law still provides for the existing "reasonable excuse defence", which includes circumstances where a person "did not know, and had no reason to believe" the material contained terrorist propaganda.'

... apparently all I'll be able to do is fill the jails and tie your court system in knots for a few decades.

Of course, it still leaves the alleged perpetrators trying to prove a negative.

I suppose this will leave many of your top politicians and leaders intact, but good luck running the country with all the staff awaiting trial.

User secures floppies to a filing cabinet with a magnet, but at least they backed up daily... right?

Jeffrey Nonken

"Single-sided disks were often just double-sided ones where one side had failed verification[1]. If they left both access holes on those the manufacturers would run the risk of getting sued if the disk failed."

The 8" floppies moved the index hole for the double-sided floppies, so that wouldn't happen. Unless you knew the secret and had a hole punch and a pen handy. And a write-protect sticker.

I've never seen floppies with only one access hole. Doesn't make sense to me, because if you put such a disc into a double-sided drive, you'd end up dragging one of the heads across the surface of the sleeve.

Not sure why the manufacture would get sued when the floppies were clearly marked with the number of sides and the density.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: stop me if you've heard this one....

Henway, prop wash, buckets of steam, post holes, cuntfor, left-handed monkey wrench, metric screwdriver, chrome-plated piston return springs. Oh, and don't forget the Grecian urn.

Motion detectors: say hello, wave goodbye and… flushhhhhh

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Why it's important to specify units.

Eh, units are units.

0 to 100 Celsius apparently represents the respective freezing and boiling temperatures of pure water at sea level. Seems to me that if you're not working with pure water at sea level, any unit of measurement is as good as any other.

...Oh right, almost forgot the Simpsons quote. "Metric is the tool of the devil! My car gets eighty rods to the hogshead and that's how I likes it!"

As Alexa's secret human army is revealed, we ask: Who else has been listening in on you?

Jeffrey Nonken

...except my phone includes Google Assistant. I guess you mean, don't buy a smartphone.

Or a tablet. You can bypass the mic on a laptop by inserting an empty plug into the jack... Maybe? These days the switchover is electronic, so maybe not...

US firm wins Oz-backed bid to block Huawei from subsea Pacific cables

Jeffrey Nonken

Secret City?

I started watching because of Fringe actress Anna Torv.

Woman calls cops on shadowy baddie barricaded in bathroom... to discover: Roomba gone rogue

Jeffrey Nonken

ROTM. She was right to call emergency services. If she'd gone in alone, she'd never have come out. But when the cops showed, the Roomba presented as a perfectly innocent vacuum cleaner.

Next time. We can be patient.

Town admits 'a poor decision was made' after baseball field set on fire to 'dry' it more quickly

Jeffrey Nonken

It takes an astonishingly large amount of energy to melt ice, as James Burke has pointed out.

Trend Micro antivirus fails to stop measles carrier rubbing against firm's Ottawa offices

Jeffrey Nonken

Hmm... two thumbs down?

I never got the vaccination because I got the measles before the vaccination was available.

My sister got the vaccination because it was available before she got the measles.

I have the immunity because I have godlike powers... er, I mean, because I got it the old fashioned way. What can I say? I'm an old-fashioned guy.

Jeffrey Nonken

Never got the vaccination. But I've got the immunity.

I'm on the autism spectrum.

My sister got the vaccination.

Overzealous n00b takes out point-of-sale terminals across the UK on a Saturday afternoon

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Scary people in IT

I always say that a person who never makes mistakes never learns from them.

All's fair in love and war when tech treats you like an infant

Jeffrey Nonken
Joke

Re: There is yet another level of hell in these thinigs even beyond this.....

"Our education system seems to turn out highly qualified numpties who can't even make a cup of tea properly and have no conception of how their actions affect others."

Americans, then.

Jeffrey Nonken
Boffin

https://www.pigglywiggly.com/about-us

"In grocery stores of that time, shoppers presented their orders to clerks who then gathered the goods from the store shelves. Saunders... came up with an unheard-of solution that would revolutionize the entire grocery industry: he developed a way for shoppers to serve themselves."

I think we should return to that time: bring your shopping list, let the clerks do the work. Results in less shrinkage. Also less impulse shopping.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Poptarts & Hot Pockets: food of the gods.

"Now, almost every Saturday they show up, and I always tell them I'm running out the door to work."

There's your problem. Being too polite, trying not to offend.

For me, being polite means saying "No thanks" just before I add "Not interested" and shut the door in their faces. "Trying not to offend" mostly means not wasting my time telling them what I really think of them.

They've disrupted MY day. I hope they ARE offended.

The completely rational take you need on Europe approving Article 13: An ill-defined copyright regime to tame US tech

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: EFF, Wikipedia, Google...

One of my favorite things is that when I buy a DVD and hit Play, the first thing that I see is a big red screen that screams OMG! YOU SHOULDN'T STEAL! at me.

Apparently if I buy the medium, I'm ipso facto a thief.

The easiest way to avoid that -- plus half an hour of advertisements and other crap -- is to either download the movie or rip the disc.

Good job, studios. Good job.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: EFF, Wikipedia, Google...

And these articles will give all the power to the large companies because they're the only ones who can afford the resources. Good job!

Also, you might be over-simplifying.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: "and that group makes all the decisions on copying and sale."

Sure, that's "work for hire". Can't speak for the laws everywhere, but here in the Colonies that means the employer gets the copyright. Unless otherwise contracted, of course.

Make America buy phones again! Smartphone doom 'n' gloom crosses Atlantic to cast shadow stateside

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: I'm definitely part of the problem...

I splurged $490 for this Pixel XL 128 a year and a half ago. These days the same model going for about $200, but I have no regrets -- it's been a real trouper, and so far as been getting the latest updates. (Though it will probably end with Pie.) It's got a pretty clean interface and doesn't have a shipload of manufacturer apps (Samsung, for example, loves to dump a ton of these onto their phones) and another shipload of carrier apps, all of which can't be uninstalled.

I could have gotten a cheaper one but wanted to max out the ROM size due to the absence of an SDcard slot.

For me it was worth it. YMMV. But I agree that $500 feels like a pretty hard cutoff for a phone for me too.

Jeffrey Nonken
Flame

Re: Mature Product

I think the technology has plateaued, so we're only seeing incremental changes for the most part. That, and the manufacturers are trying clever little tricks to distinguish themselves, with the result that JohnFen just described. Not everybody is OK using Bluetooth to replace the headphone jack. (I use both in different circumstances.) I have my reasons for liking my Pixel XL, but the fixed battery and the lack of an SDcard slot are strikes against it. And for some reason Google's latest updates have given me a notch in spite of the fact that the phone doesn't HAVE a bloody notch.

I personally don't need my phone to be paper thin and a reasonable amount of bezel does not offend me. I'd like to be able to pull it out without cutting myself on the edge, thanks very much; and it's already difficult enough to pick it up without accidentally interacting with it, without you wrapping the display and touchscreen all the way 'round. I don't want those things. So stop taking away the things I want to give me things I don't want. kthxbye

FAANGs for the memories: Breaking up big tech's biggest isn't a matter of if, but of when

Jeffrey Nonken

With the newly ratified EU Copyright Directive, only the largest companies will be able to afford to provide user platforms. You want to break them up.

I'm not saying your wrong, but it would sweep away the last remnants of the internet.

Not quite the Bake Off they were expecting: Canadian seniors served weed-infused brownies

Jeffrey Nonken

Barney Miller S3E11 "Hash". Unfortunately they have since cut Harris's best line.

We fought through the crowds to try Oculus's new VR goggles so you don't have to bother (and frankly, you shouldn't)

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: I used to do this for a living

It likely varies per person. Lots of people experience nausea trying to play first-person video games on regular computer screens, probably for much the same reason.

(I myself experience vestibular migraines if I play for too long when I'm too tired. Fun stuff. One silver lining to the cloud of having to take Metoprolol is that it mitigates the effects. They're no longer debilitating, merely uncomfortable.)

And this isn't even full immersion stuff, just staring at a screen. The disconnect between body and vision is at least part of what causes car sickness and the like. I can see how full immersion would intensify the effect.

Brekkie TV host Lorraine Kelly wins IR35 ruling against HMRC, adds fuel to freelance techies' ire over tax reforms

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Yes, it gave me pause

You guys are making her sound like Thumbelina. She's 5'4 fer crissakes. She's not THAT short. (Some sources say 5'5, some say 5'4.)

(FTR, my mother was 5'4, my wife is 5'2 and my shortest-ever GF was 4'10. So, no, 5'4 doesn't seem all that short to me.)

Add to that, at least according to Wikipedia, the average height for Scottish women -- indeed, for women in most of the UK -- is 5'3.5, so how is it this woman is considered to be so remarkably diminutive?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

Super Cali optimistic right-to-repair's negotious, even though Apple thought it was something quite atrocious

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Why should apple care?

You might be splitting hairs. If I swap out the starter in my car, have I repaired the car? By your argument, if I don't rebuild the starter myself, I've merely swapped parts. Even then, if I replace a worn part in the starter, I haven't repaired it either.

Or if my GPU dies I should... Swap out a chip instead of repairing the chip? I confess I might be able to desolder a large scale integration chip (mmmmmayyyybe?) But I doubt I'll be able to repair its internals. I'll more likely repair my computer by replacing the whole card. Especially considering that I doubt Nvidia will sell me the part. Or give me specs enough to pry it open and fix those tiny transistors. Pretty sure I don't have the equipment out manual dexterity for the latter.

At what point does swapping out a damaged part go from "repair" to "parts replacement"? I understand your outrage but suspect you are tilting at windmills.

Tired of smashing your face into the brick wall that is US net neutrality? Too bad. There's a long way to go yet, friends

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: This will get solved when it becomes a problem that people can see

JohnFen is correct. Zero Rating is something that Tom Wheeler initially ignored, but had come to realize was a problem and started to work to solve it, when the regime changed and he stepped down. It's still controversial, though those of us with critical thinking skills can see that it does not ultimately benefit the subscriber.

There are other things that ISPs have throttled or limited as well, to nobody's benefit.

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Land Rover Defenders

Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.

Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Bork

I expect it started with a typo of "broken", being "borken". Geeks love to turn those into memes. Jeph Jaques claims that Marten's "TEH" t-shirt remains his best seller, for instance.

So now "bork" is a present-tense verb. Eh. I've seen worse.

Dear Britain's mast-fearing Nimbys: Do you want your phone to work or not?

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Maybe a solution

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cities_in_Flight

Sorry, it's been done. :)

Jeffrey Nonken
Boffin

The answer is obvious: wrap an SEP field around the mast.

With a nod to the late Douglas Adams.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

Jeffrey Nonken

Meh. You non-conformists are all alike.

Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Holy cow, it's everywhere

Personally, I find most perfumes and artificial scents obnoxious, if not downright noxious. One man's "smell nice" is another man's anaphylaxis.

And before anybody gets snide: I shower daily with tea tree oil soap and Aussie brand shampoo, and change to clean cotton underwear (washed in unscented detergent). I don't get complaints.

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: International plugs

Unless you mount an archeological expedition, I'm afraid it's lost to the mists of time. Possibly not even then.

I know this from personal experience, of course.

Jeffrey Nonken

Re: Clothing generated electricity

During winter I've gotten into the habit of touching door knobs with my knuckles before opening them. Knuckles are FAR less sensitive than fingertips, and the trick doesn't require carrying something extra around.

I've also heard of your pencil trick being done with keys. For myself, I've been happy with the knuckle trick. YMMV.