"...polarises the cocoa molecules and causes them to clump into spheroids."
Wonka was using this technique years ago with his Ampere-clumpers.
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Wonka was using this technique years ago with his Ampere-clumpers.
This theory was proven years ago by Doug McClure when he encountered that subterranean world of stone-age people.
Paint it green with red engines, write a 2 on it and get a bloke called Virgil to fly it.
…of the man piloting the IP (drone).
He is believed to be in his mid-forties, greasy haired, with thick NHS spectacles. He had saliva stains down the front of his green knitted pullover and he was wearing an anorak.
I imagine a Daewoo Matiz is lighter than an X-Wing fighter.
Yoda should they seek.
Seriously? There's no way that thing is going to get airborne, not with all those people in it.
"Bingo! You have your multi colored Xmas tree LED light controller."
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you want me to control your multi-coloured xmas tree lights. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.
He may have stolen it from me and took it back with him to 1975.
...to let these shifty shape-shifters take human form and hide among us.
Let Zygons be Zygons, that's what I say.
"...since every piece of matter in the Universe is in someway affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation - every Galaxy, every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition, and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake."
- The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Universe
"We know all this because our own ball of rock formed early enough in universal history for us to gather "observational evidence for the big bang and cosmic evolution, encoded in light and other electromagnetic radiation".
Yes, our planet's inhabitants had to work it out from cosmic background radiation and doppler shifted spectra. But future life forms will simply tune into the TV signals we've been blasting out for decades and get all their info from the Open University broadcasts and suchlike. Bloody TV licence dodging alien bastards!
Does it come in gold and can it be fired sideways?
...I'd racked up a really big score but then my friend came up and told me there was some cop scoping for me so I had to terminate the game. Then this big guy walked in wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses... and then it all kicked off.
Barker was a "comet guiness", which are worms I don't use orphan.
...unless you're stoned.
"Thou shalt not lie with robotkind, as with womankind: it is aballmernotion."
Did it have an annoying auto-tune voice like that xxxking xxxx of a xxxking robot from the confused.xxxing.com adverts? If so I’d have cheerfully joined in giving it a good kicking.
As if anyone would recognise me in my gimp mask.
Apple already have this tech working in their newer MacBooks. The glass touch pad is fixed solidly to the casing but it has an electromagnet underneath that gives a small kick when the pad senses the pressure required for a "mouse click". The effect is that you'd swear the pad had moved - I had to shut the laptop down to convince myself it hadn't. A similar gizmo is fitted behind the glass of the new phone.
"You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
- Rob Beckett
I've always liked the idea of the Microwriter and bought a Twiddler many years ago. It was not multi-platform and so I abandoned it. Dog knows where it is now.
I'd buy one of these to help me with my accounts, where I need to type details from stacks of receipts into a spreadsheet. At the moment I use voice recognition software but that's not 100% reliable (e.g. "for pound 50" instead of "£4.50").
A Twiddler would let me pick up each receipt to read it and type in the details at the same time.
Why does it have to be so for king expensive? Probably because it's a niche market. :-(
Any dirt or guano affecting the laser's output would cause it to overheat. Its temperature could be continuously monitored and a warning given to the operator should it reach dangerous levels - e.g. "Laser temperature critical, exercise extreme caution."
“In an increasingly-digitised world, it appears that music fans still crave a tangible product that gives them original artwork, high audio quality and purity of sound,”
Surely these cravings could be satisfied by selling CDs in oversized cardboard sleeves.
...and the DGSE will sneak by and blow it up.
Father> Alexa - What's in my diary today?
Alexa> Your diary has one item: "Shop for holiday camping supplies"
Father> Alexa - Add camping gas to my shopping list.
Alexa> Okay, I've added camping gas to your shopping list.
Aubrey> Dad, can I get a new kite for the holiday?
Father> Sure son. Alexa - Add a new kite for Aubrey.
Alexa> Adding a new kite to your audit.
Father> No no no! I said Aubrey not audit! Alexa -Take off "a new kite" from audit.
Alexa> Taking off and nuking site from orbit.
Homophobic? I thought that was an irrational fear of words that are spelt the same but have different meanings. Or was it a fear of homogenised milk?
Shhh! Keep it down. Are you trying to get us all killed?
"I know what you're thinking, did he fire twenty shells or only nineteen? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself..."
I had a Caterham Super 7 many years ago - it was so much fun to drive but about as practical as a speed boat. I wanted to buy it as a kit (or "component form" as they advertised then) but, during my 12 months on the waiting list, the price went up by 20% and the wait by 50% so I ended up getting a built-and-sold-back model.
There was nothing on that car that wasn't necessary and it was simple to maintain. The indicator switch was a toggle switch on the dash that you had to remember to cancel. The handbrake was mounted transversely above the top of your passenger's legs (oops! sorry love). The gear leaver was the size of an Atari joystick and sat on top of the transmission tunnel that ran along your side and separated you from the passenger. There was enough heat from that for the winter months.
People were always interested in the car and would ask questions such as "Aren't you worried you might get mugged by a gang of midgets at the lights?"
After driving this car every day I got back into my battered old MK3 Escort and it felt like I was driving a bus. The steering wheel seemed massive and it felt like the car was leaning 45° when I went around roundabouts.
When it seemed Frank Skinner's character might become a regular cast member.
Eywa has heard you!
Even worse than that unbelievably crap episode "Kill The Moon" (written by Peter Harness) are the unbelievably positive reviews of it in newspapers (Telegraph, Independent ) and websites (IMDB, sfx.co.uk).
The reviewers all ignored how space-batshit crazy the plot was and focussed instead on how "spirited, angry and vulnerable" the character of Clara was.
So why not scrap the Sci-fi element of Dr Who and just have him take over as barman of the Rovers Return for the rest of the series?
...has anyone done the "this wouldn't stand up in court" joke yet?
"In line with UK airports we are reacting to the latest security intelligence..."
That does it! I'm never going to fly from Old Trafford again.
I saw Vera on display at the Canadian warplane museum a couple of years ago. It's possible to book it for a flight - but it's expensive at about $10,000 for a group of 4 people.
"I cannot understand why people bother with hybrids."
That much is clear. I suggest you write to those idiots at BMW and point out the error of their ways. Maybe they'll make you head of engineering.
Bikal is a big lake in Russia.
My Nissan Leaf can lock its charging plug, and the other end is locked to the charging post until I release it by swiping my card to end the charging session.
It was amazing, the operator held the ice cream cone under the print head and then moved it in small circles whilst lowering it as each layer formed. The whole process took just a few seconds.
I've set up my studio with the subject, background, lighting and camera in such a way that I have achieved a really useful effect.
Now I want to "patent" that set-up so nobody else could use similar equipment in that particular arrangement.
...no one can hear you scream "Allahu Akbar!"
I say zap it with the frikkin' laser and see if it flinches.
It's quite inner resting how the arresting officer misspelt that word. Perhaps it was due to years of hearing it mispronounced.
Is there no information on the model of revulva used in the alleged assault?
No words from Mr Cook about of the release date of the Mac Pro then?
All the best!
"And a screen that you can actually read without glasses…"
I can read an iPhone's screen without glasses.
Now if I could only drive a car without glasses or watch TV or focus on a cinema screen or see the number on a bus in time to signal its driver...
Yeah, but with the wind chill it'll feel more like -95°C