11 posts • joined Friday 31st August 2007 10:34 GMT
How old is Mr Bailey?
I'm beginning to get how games are reviewed on The Register; Graphics are what counts and shooters score highly. Things are only review on the PS3 or PC. RPGs and involving games score low. If a game is about 5 hours long, thats fine, because thats about how long the attention span of the reviewer is. Is Andrew Bailey 13 by any chance?
Like a bad eeepc 1215pn surely?
The 1215pn is about the same size, same weight, has better performance and battery life and is half the price and happily runs OSX and absolutely murders this on graphics performance. So why, unless they were an Apple Cultist, would anyone buy this product?
What's it got to do with the film 'Scanners', which is the thumbnail pic? I was hoping to be able to fry people's brains with this, not just break their mobile phones. Oh hold on I can stop people using their sodding iPhones with this? When's a consumer version coming out?
May I coin the phrase the unbelievably original and awesome name 'Palm Pray' for when it launches and doesn't work properly.
Couldn't they use reverse osmosis instead?
.. to purify the water? Using a semi permeable membrane that only lets through water molecules (already developed) and is Bob your mothers brother? Am I missing a trick here?
Wheres the beach lady?
I am very disappointed that some manufacturers still think it's acceptable to release a new product without a shot of a blonde using it whilst sunbathing. How will I know that the product is sand & water resistant and completely immune to the effects of direct sun on its screen .... erm.
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