I'll never finish wrapping all my furniture in brown paper if the boss keeps asking me to fix his heated underpants.
150 posts • joined 31 Aug 2007
Susan misunderstood when they told her it was meant for double-A's.
I'd do a better job of this screen shot but I'm not a Corel snake
No arguments, I'm just the default constrictor
More cold-blooded reporting from El Reg
Re: Why cheesoid exist
I'm a lefty, I just move the keyboard to the right and use WASD while my left hand does the mouse. I can't be bothered with all that reconfiguring. Seems OK, I've completed Bioshock Infinite in 1999 Mode, Spec Ops:The Line in FUBAR mode, etc. But I'm just showing off now :D
Still no sign of the next BOFH episode, Sergei
Re: Can't wait...
or maybe 'Siri, your tiny app has frozen' ?
FIIIGS IIN SPAAAACE
When I updated to 10 it retained Start8, which confused me at first. I've uninstalled it as the new Start is great.
At worst, it is losing its lead over its chipmaker rivals
Intel has rivals?
But the minimum requirements aren't ballooning, are they? Win10 requirements are the same as Win7 so they've been the same for nearly 6 years.
Re: In memorium of Flock of Seagulls
Yep, image search Joe Belfiore for more tonsorial mishappery
Funny how you get more right wing as you get older
By the end of the year?
Whoa, slow down Sonos, you'll break something </sarcasm>
Last completed it March 2013:
= All characters level 99, ultimate weapons and max limit breaks (except Aeris - anyone manage it?)
= Ruby and Emerald Weapons done
= All Enemy Skills
= All sub quests done
= Two gold chocobos (one bred, one from the Kalm Traveller)
= Two sets of Master Materia
= Over 20 million gil
= About 120 hours
Glad I did it, don't want to do all that again in a hurry
Time to dust off my chocobo breeding guide
The problem was
Einar was busy sitting down and singing about gold
Re: Why Reg, Why?
And while you're at it, get the spelling of his name consistent
Wow 'AllJoyn' is pretty much the worst name for anything I've heard in a while. Apart from a kid at my daughter's school who's named Cash.
TWO THIRDS of the people voted for other parties
Actually half of those people didn't bother voting at all. Whose fault is that?
Pah! We were happy with scrolling text saying 'Simon is a bender'.
Re: Microsoft Marketing
Joe's hair seems to have calmed down a bit. Try an Image Search if you fancy a giggle
How bright are they?
Having received my Ice Blue at the weekend, I can tell you, "not at all". It glows faintly in a darkened room. Disappointed, having forked out 15 quid (including post).
Re: "We apologize, but it looks like something's gone wrong"
Same here, trying to upgrade mine to a Steel...annoying
Re: The pretentious load of old bollocks award
It's a movie of a Talking Heads concert. If you were expecting a story or character development (or don't like Talking Heads) you went to the wrong place.
Re: "So bad it's good"
The plane crash was pretty good though :)
Re: I hear a rumour
I kinda miss that guy.
Re: It's for kids
lol. It was only a throwaway Pub Landlord reference!
It's for kids
Best app evar
I feel obliged to say
"get out of here Stalker!"
Re: Is it not ethically and maybe legally questionable to provide this reg hack?
For you maybe.. F3 and F:NV (via Steam) run just great on my Win7 (and now Win8) machine. Did Steam release a patch for it maybe?
Re: Meanwhile, in mobile-world...
Anyone can do it, and it's free:
Moan moan moan
FFS. I did the first update from the Store - easy. Then when Update 1 was released it popped up and installed in a couple of minutes. How do you people cope when something really bad happens?
Re: Meanwhile, in mobile-world...
He's right, I've had Phone 8.1 for weeks. It's great! Well, better.
Have a click for giving me a laugh this morning
+1 for Worms
Don't like the new 'pretty' versions with trillions of weapons but the PlayStation port of the original version still gives endless hours of hilarity (especially with with Banzai Mode, Sheep and Banana Bombs enabled)
Also great fun was 4-on-screen Timesplitters, with sneaky peeking at the other players of course :)
And I got all my mates into Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo, one of the best multiplayers ever!
Re: Breaking Apple patents
Yep, Dell works for me
On my 2nd XPS desktop at home and Optiplex & Latitude for the last few years at work. Decent value/performance, no failures. My next machine will be a Dell!
Re: Go grab market, kill competition ....
I was thinking the same thing. I'd snap up a couple of Surface 1's for £99 and while in the short term it would take sales away from the Surface 2, it would massively grow the RT user base and would be good for the platform and its Store. I don't think it would do much damage to what's already a rather beleaguered brand. C'mon Satya, make a bold first move!
Re: 沖縄国際映画祭 日本語 メールニュース
But Miyazaki, surely?
A Rash Try, Tut
Tart Shy Rut
prize another £599 from my wallet
The word is "prise", unless you're a septic tank. Thank you!
Re: Similar problem with W7?
How do you put up with that? I'd have nuked/reinstalled it ages ago.
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