281 posts • joined 30 Aug 2007
Re: Mornington Crescent
Re: Anyone seen "Burn After Reading" ?
Burn after Reading - how to navigate the M4.
Re: At those moaning about P2P traffic throttling
>Oh and the get what you pay for comments are unbeleivable, you are downloading illegal content for gods sake not legal content. If it was just legal stuff then overnight or a few gig a month would be enough.
A few gig a month? Want to watch HD video content from Netflix/Prime/iPlayer etc? That's about 1GB/hour.
Re: The UK. 400 ISP's. 399 running over BT Open Reach cables.
I can name three that don't...
Virgin Media, obviously.
Then there's VFast. (okay, one of their offerings is reselling BT, but they have an offering that isn't a reselling of either BT or Virgin)
And there's Relish.
Re: Complete garbage about law enforcement challenges!
You're thinking IMSI, not IMEI.
Re: Depends on assumptions
> *Some Skoda Fabias need the front bumper removing to replace the headlights, and dont talk to me about Renaults.
I can change the bulbs in my Renault Modus - perhaps the fact my hands are relatively small means I can actually do it.
> Everything Everywhere does not include phone signal in my phone. They should probably rebrand to "some things in some places"
Try: Something Somewhere.
> Gartner estimates Samsung shipped 299,794.9 Android smartphones in 2013
So that'd be 299,795 phones, one missing the battery cover?
Re: I wonder...
If you're inside their coverage, Relish (relish.net) would be worth a look - month-on-month contracts, service delivered over 4G with unlimited usage - and if you move house within the coverage area, you just move the box to the new location, plug in and use.
> Subtly different meanings
> To steal a phrase used by another commentard:
> "Just ordered £40 worth of Chinese food, but YOLO!" Makes sense in a semi-serious "yoof" way
> "Just ordered £40 worth of Chinese food, but Carpe Diem!" Would have to be read as sarcasm.
"Just ordered £40 worth of Chinese food, but Caveat Emptor!" would work better here.
Re: One study over a short period may not tell us a whole lot anyway, but
Restarting servers and apps using a handsfree kit - okay, I'm impressed.
Why would the Cat5 be a waste? It'll work very well for the WiFi access points to uplink over!
Re: Nice one Lads!
I think they use the MACs for the WiFi positioning stuff. Still, I wonder how well phone hotspots and MiFis can be used to b*gger up their positioning data...
(Netgear also make hubs that aren't wifi enabled)
Re: Not just his films but his TV series as well!
Re: Then again....
> Isn't Voda owned by C&W? Would make it interesting if C&W own BT.
Other way round, C&W Worldwide is owned by Voda.
There are already some PAYG tariffs in UK that are cheaper to use abroad than at home - abolishing the roaming charges would bizarrely make them more expensive to use.
Re: War games.....
> Anything involving bashing Germans, would pass this test...
Your very own Torquay Hotel simulator. Choose to play the part of Basil, Sybil or Manuel. Bonus points can be awarded for annoying the German tourists.
Re: British Culture?
> we stopped the Hun from taking them over.
Bletchley Park: The Ultimate Turing Test.
Build Your Own Bombe. (Be VERY careful how you spell that, especially when going near aircraft)
Re: Happy day
> Now we have 111 which is cheaper and guess what? it doesn't work either.
I have first-hand evidence that 111 in North Hampshire works very well - an example they should be proud of.
(For the avoidance of doubt, my tongue is nowhere near my cheek.)
Re: Your all up your own arse
I had DFS working on my BBC Micro back in the mid-80s, nothing to it.
Was a bit limited though, just 31 files on a disc, 200KiB if using an 80T drive. No file permissions to speak of, and no hierarchical directories - and file names were a maximum of 7 characters, even shorter than the CP/M 8.3 naming system.
Re: Fish & Chips (for twins)
Crispy, Aromatic, Orange and Hoi Sin.
Re: I never thought the day would come ....
In 2002 I had to replace my washing machine. They were doing an offer of free delivery and fitting for machines £300 and over (otherwise £25) and the one I was looking at was £295. The salesman thought I was mad when I asked him to increase the price by a fiver - then he realised what I was up to! They did it though... effectively paid £5 for the delivery and fitting instead of £25.
Re: Should be employed..
Same here - my wife and I have already planned a week in Paris, and I'm already looking at the possibility of taking a trip east to Nancy.
Re: Getting old? Being out of touch?
vKontakte is the Russian answer to Facebook (and if rumours are believed, a large source of less-than-legit MP3s).
WeChat is a text, image, voice and video messaging system from Tencent (the same people who brought you QQ).
Facetime is Apple's high-bandwidth and platform-locked answer to to Skype.
Re: China spreds trash all the way to Moon.
And the first pictures sent back by the Jade Rabbit:
The budget Huawei phones are surprisingly good bits of kit for the money - particularly the G300 and Y300 models.
Re: Somehow I don't think so.....
Not just an idea, it was a kingdom in its own right!
While we're at it, we can no longer teach our youngsters how navigation was carried out pre-GPS using a sextant.
Use of the RCA 1802 microprocessor can't be taught because it contains the opcode SEX (Set EXecution register).
Panasonic's parent company cannot be mentioned - Matsushita - along with many names in Japan.
Musicians will be unable to play sextets.
... and never forget Belgium.
My home VM server has a Seagate ST1500DM003 1.5TB disc as its OS and VM-shared data drive, a Samsung HD154UI 1.5TB disc for my NFS/SMB file server and a 6TB RAID5 array across 3x WD30ERFX 3TB discs (that Backblaze highlighted as the type they wished they had a lot more of).
Needless to say, it's the OS and VM-shared disc I'm most worried about...
I use UltraVNC on Windows boxes, configured not to listen, and when someone I support needs assistance, they just have to add the new client, put my address in, and it connects to my listening viewer. Job done.
Re: My favortie brush offs.
I've never had one of these calls, but my mum has had a few, and she always winds them up - with RISC OS. (Her main computer is an Acorn Risc PC700)
Re: From experience
Those north of the border (at least in Kaiping) seemed to treat road signs, road markings and traffic lights as pure decorations and nothing else. Somehow I lived to tell this.
The book about how
...the VW Transporter became for a while the most popular van to convert into living accommodation...
Re: last itme I used directory enquiries
118000 is operated by Orange and is expensive....
Re: Bollox, I hate Belkin
> NAS, to boot
That's one hell of a beast that needs a NAS to boot the thing.
Re: Forget fines
Go one step further. As well as taking their licence away on the first offence, all loans they have issued are to be immediately cancelled, with no requirement of the borrowers to pay off the loan, indeed making it a further offence if they try to chase the borrowers.
Re: Consumer protection
Similarly, my Echostar T101FTA Freeview box was bricked by an OTA update.
Unlike Garmin's response, and despite the thing being way out of warranty, Echostar reflashed it (and upgraded it to the T101FTA+ firmware) for just the cost of me posting it to them - they paid the return postage.
> YES is the simple answer. If only because giving an IP/cell number makes you look untrustworthy.
Where you are, do VoIP numbers look different to landline numbers? In the UK, most VoIP numbers are allocated in the landline number range. Of course it'll look odd if you live in London and present an Aberdeen number (or vice versa), but if your VoIP number is in your local area, then only the anally curious (or typical El Reg reader) will look up the phone company that allocated the number.
And, conversely, Stateside, mobile numbers are allocated from the area code blocks, so again, if your number has the right area code, it shouldn't look untoward.
> "What you can't afford a phone?"
Sure I can, but I *choose* not to be ripped off by the likes of BT.
> The four mobe providers have also agreed not to hike prices in the middle of a contract
Vodafone's current radio advert for their £26/month "Red" service states they can put the price up mid-contract...
Until they look at your IMEI, see that you're using an iToy and bill accordingly.
> It seems the wonders of iCloud have yet to filter through to the fanbois of central China.
It seems more likely the wonders of iCloud have been filtered (by the Great Firewall) from the fanbois of central China.
Re: Escaped Plates
A while back I saw TB02 FAB on a truck painted with International Rescue graphics!
Re: "Simpsons done it"
Sounds like something out of "Antitrust", actually.
Not necessarily, it could have been the 72nd event recorded in April 2013.
Re: Well hello ducky...
Hello, 1D band members and song writers.
Since your music is somewhat creatively barren, perhaps you should take lessons in harmony. Here, let me guide you, the Eye of Harmony is this way ----->
There are some really useful satnav apps (e.g. Waze) that can dynamically route you around traffic problems - but for this to work they need a data (and therefore mobile) connection.
No more dangerous than using a regular satnav, indeed probably less so as you're less stressed from suddenly finding yourself in 6 miles of stationary traffic because some @rse has decided to drive their lorry into a motorbike and cause the M20 to be closed for a couple of hours.
Re: "the fast lane"
Depends where you are - the lanes on the G15 in Guangdong, China, have different speed limits, and one is even labelled as "FAST LANE".
Re: not a galaxy killer at all
Even Huawei managed to get a MicroSD slot in their budget phones.
Mine's the one with the G300 and Y300 in the pockets.
It's also exactly 192K.
Re: Hentai ?
How long before someone (4chan? looking at you) comes up with hentai images making malware-tans having their way with IE-tan....
Of course, Rule 34 being Rule 34, if someone has thought about the possibility, it means someone else already has and if the images don't already exist, they're well on their way to existing.
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