* Posts by Curtis

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Facebook Disconnect: MS apps thrown under a bus in Graph update

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The impacts will reach further than you know

At least on IPTV provider had their Facebook App on their TV Set Top Boxes affected by this. I wonder with MS will buy MySpace and try to compete with Farcebook and Google-.

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It's FREE WINDOWS 10 time: 29 July is D-Day, yells Microsoft

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Re: Windows 10?

ME was only released because users saw "2000" and thought "Upgrade to 98!" MS hurried a release of a stableish XP beta to upgrade the accidental 2k installs for the terminally lost

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Windows 10 upgrade ADWARE forces its way on to Windows 7 and 8.1

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Re: Guinea Pigs

Do they eat pork?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guinea

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Re: I'm confused

Given the state of the US Public Edumacation System, I believe the issue is more that they can't SPELL to the end of applikayshun

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Ouch... right in the VIDEO GAME: Lizard Squad attacks XBox, Twitch

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Re: Sounds like they doing it for the LOLz

This is 'Murica. All cops are armed. These guys will get SWAT. Armed more heavily than many countries' infantry, with fewer Rules of Engagement, and absolutely Zero Fucks* given about collateral damage to persons or property.

They will then be flown (without passports) to a tropical island to experience simulated drowning and the joys of ECT (I understand Simon and Steven are working there on a contract, which explains the dearth of BOFH stories).

*This includes throwing a stun grenade into a baby's playpen... while the baby was there

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/07/us/georgia-toddler-stun-grenade-no-indictment/

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Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

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Nope Nope Nope

Mantera. I'm ashamed to say that I actually watched this on netflix.

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Just WHY is the FBI so sure North Korea hacked Sony? NSA: *BLUSH*

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I suspect that Sony hadn't paid their protection monies to someone...

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Scary code of the week: Valve Steam CLEANS Linux PCs (if you're not careful)

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linux n00b

well, as a total n00b who's just now trying to understand Kubuntu and Kali (thanks, Windows 8, for the motivation!) I can take this as some powerful lessons.

1) don't play with rm -rf (also learned from the BOFH)

2) don't map my backups if I'm not actively backing up

3) don't trust Steam.

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China building SUPERSONIC SUBMARINE that travels in a BUBBLE

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Someone's been reading John Ringo & Travis S Taylor...

I wonder if they'll play "Final Countdown" through speakers to scare the whales away...

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Fake antivirus scams: It's a $120m business – and alleged ringleaders have just been frozen

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Re: Floriduh

Some of us were born here and like it here. Don't blame us for the transplants that come here to take advantage of the weather and our residents.

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Blackpool hotel 'fines' couple £100 for crap TripAdvisor review

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Re: @Anthony 13 Simples...

There is a way to release the authorization. it's built into every terminal. The companies just choose not to release the authorizations because it's not THEIR money that's being held up.

I used to routinely release pre-auths when I worked retail and for the 3 Letter ISP.

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Uber alles-holes, claims lawsuit: Taxi biz sued by blind passengers

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Re: I'm going to catch hell for this...

But would the drivers have to provide proof of their "allergy"? Granted, I'm in the US (and I apologize for my horrible grammar, I'm a graduate of public education), but there are many times I see "persons of faith" claim that they are "allergic" to pork or alcohol to avoid it.

But as far as Lyft, Uber, or any of the other hacks are concerned, this just goes to show why I won't use them. If I need a taxi, I call a local, well known company that has exacting standards and licenses.

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The Pirate Bay co-founder exits jail, now, er, free to eat vegan food

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Re: Does he actually *want* to remove copyright?

No. We'd invade Sweden because of A) Swedish Women or B) Swedish Chocolate (helloo... 'Murica! Land of the Free and Home of the Fat?)

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Would you recognise the Vans shoes logo? Neither would Euro trademark bods

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After looking at the logo provided at this link (http://cdn2.sarenza.net/static/_img/productsV4/0000004313/HD_0000004313_150354_09.jpg?201309121844) by ElReg!comments!Pierre, it occured to me that this wavy line was somewhat familiar. then I realized it was and invert of their "Off The Wall" logo from the 80's. (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XWnCZXIskvw/UMgFiTFOntI/AAAAAAAAAA0/_UBwBwr7oC4/s1600/tumblr_mb1yh3BhKh1rhodggo1_1280.jpg)

That being said, this fat-arsed 'Murican who hasn't stood on a snowskateskiboard in 20 years recognized that logo. So saying that it's not a trademark is kind of foolish.

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Really... an iKeyfob? Apple continues war on fanbois' pockets

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Re: Aimed at the Merkin market then

As a 'Merkin I can only say "Yup, that sounds like my neighbors". That being said, I move as close as I can when I get a new job just so that I can walk to work in stead of driving.

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HBO shocks US pay TV world: We're down with OTT. Netflix says, 'Gee'

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For myself, the only reason I have Cable is to get BBCA, so that I can watch Dr Who....

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Hey, non-US websites – FBI don't have to show you any stinkin' warrant

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Re: Oh noes

That reminds me of one I pulled years ago for a movie's Touring Machine:

"What is God?"

``I Prefer to thing of God as a Who than a What``

"Then Who is God?"

``God is Master of the Universe``

"Then what is He-Man?"

5 seconds later:

``He-Man is God``

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Re: A USA Inc marketing ploy?

Since the FBI is part of the Department of Justice, and the head of the DOJ is the Attorney General of the US, a cabinet position, then saying that the political leadership does not have any visibility or control is inaccurate.

It's more accurate to say the current leadershit doesn't care about the Consitution. Ours, Yours, or any other country's.

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Revealed: Malware that forces weak ATMs to spit out 'ALL THE CASH'

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Not that hard

- full logging with signature checks to detect tampering

- tamper evident seals / ties on boards and service ports

>hologrammed adhesive foil

- special locks on outside and for access to innards

>tubular locks

- mother boards with all non-essential ports masked or snipped off

>how about just proprietary motherboards with the ports never put on in the first place?

- proprietary screws securing components

>doesn't matter, you can create a matching driver with putty

- sensors on cabinet doors and for tilt / motion

>pinball machines have had these for 20 years.

- multi stage booting with signature tests at each stage

- audible / visible alarms

>again, look to the arcade industry

- customized OS with all non-essential services turned off

- full client / server authentication using forwards only encryption and two way authentication

- various physical features to prevent shoulder surfing, skimming etc.

>doable, but not done because it's unattractive/more expensive

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Emma Watson urges UN to back feminism – trolls threaten to leak her 'nude selfies'

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Re: False Flag

the site that it now forwards to...

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Call of Duty daddy considers launching own movie studio

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Re: Lore?!?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lore

Definition of LORE:

3: a particular body of knowledge or tradition

It is pretty standard to refer to the in-game storyline as "lore". Just like fiction requires continuity to hang together, a compelling game does as well. And since WoW has been kicking for 10 years, I'd have to call that at least competent fiction.

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FMV Sequences

If you check YouTube, there are hundreds of uploads of people simply playing all of the cinematics in a particular game to create a movie. And they're not half bad movies! In many cases, alot better than the drek turned out by Hollywoodland and their ilk.

One of the reasons that game movies never turn out right is that the people pulling the strings don't care about the lore, they care about the money the movie will bring in. So you get a live action movie centered around Jean Claude Van-Damnit and Gomez Adams with barely a nod at the already established lore. If you take a look at the animated movies, you see a much better audience reaction because they were more accurate.

The same could be said of "Judge Dredd" and then "Dredd". Slick Stallone wanted his face to be seen and refused to wear the helmet. Meanwhile, Karl Urban never took it off and you never once compared the roll to "Lord Vakko".

Ok, maybe it's too early for this... where's my tea?

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Netflix speed index shows further decline in Verizon quality

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I see something here that it would appear many have missed. What is the subscription speed of the viewers? I work for one of the DSL providers listed here, as a tech support monkey, and one of the most common issues I see are people with 512K and 76K connections trying to stream HD videos and complaining about the buffering. When you point out the "minimum recommended" speeds, they then get all huffy. Mind you, these are people for whom 8 and 10M connections are available, they just don't want to pay.

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Run for the tills! Malware infected Target registers, slurped 40m bank cards

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Re: PoS says it all really.

The difference is that in the US, if there's a contested charge, the card/chargee has to prove it's legit. From what I understand with chip/pin, the fact that the purchaser had the pin proves that they were authorized and stolen/unauthorized claims are much harder to "prove"

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Proposed California law demands anti-theft 'kill switch' in all smartphones

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Re: Another stupid Calfornia Idea

The phones aren't necessarily stolen to resell... they're stolen to keep the victim from calling the cops too fast. A kill switch will just result in a bunch of electronic waste.

Of course, telling a California Lawmaker anything is like talking to a brick wall.

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You gotta fight for your copyright ... Beastie Boys sue toymaker over TV ad

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Intent

What I find amazing here is the idea that the creators of a work have no say in how it's used.

If this were simply a matter of copyright, then yes, you could claim parody. However, in 2012 when Adam Yauch passed away his will specifically mentioned "in no event may my image or name or any music or any artistic property created by me be used for advertising purposes." At the time, Forbes Magazine had an article on if this was even legal, which I'm guessing was the source of the brilliant idea to push it.

At the same time, GoldieBlox did not significantly change the tune, merely moving it up the scale. Given the response, I think it's fair to say that none of the band members gave permission for it's use. And the companies own actions show that they thought that what they were doing might be illegal, hence the "sure them before they sue us" mentality.

This breaks down to the copyright law in it's most base for. Does the creator of a work control it's distribution and destiny. If you listen to the freetards and their idea that "data can't be stolen, only copied", then the logical conclusion is that no, the creator has no say in how a work is distributed or used after they create it.

OTOH, it's not that the creator in this case refused GoldieBlox the ability to use it. They have consistently refused ANY request. Since they have refused all requests, and have a published history of doing so, then it would be reasonable to assume that they would also refuse "GB". At that point, using it anyway, is a gross violation of the creator's rights, as spelled out in the law.

Suing someone because you wish to violate their rights is just a kick in the nuts.

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Boffins devise world's HARDEST tongue-twister

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RE:"If anyone can say this 10 times quickly, they get a prize," she said.

OK, so where do I send a video and what's the prize?

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Accused Glasshole driver says specs weren't even turned on for traffic stop

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Re: What will CA and the courts do when prescription Glass arrives?

Actually, I could see an endorsement test (Similar to a motorcycle, air brake, large vehicle, or commercial passenger endorsement) to allow one the legal right to drive with a cranial mounted HUD.

Personally, I see great promise in these devices. GPS overlay data, light amplification, vehicle information. The trick is to using it is TRAINING. And I'll bet that if you use a similar scheme to something like the "Halo" HUD, with this info in the peripheral view, many people will be able to integrate it safely and effectively.

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Re: Re: "nothing illegal to be wearing Google Glass"... yet.

"Nah, that's because their cars are shit."

No, more like overloaded with safety and entertainment gadgets. And moronic regulations that emphasize less efficient fuels.

Ignore the fact many 'Mericans are addicted to big engines, high accelerations, and vehicles that are solid enough to run roadblocks.

"Proud to be a 'Merican, where at least I think I'm free"

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Final preview of IE11 for Windows 7 uncanned

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Compatibility MOde

It will be interesting to see if my employer's customer facing webmail will still have to be viewed in Compatibility Mode, as well as several of our CPE Firmwares that have been in place for 5 years. Works fine on IE9. Works fine on FF. Works fine son Chrome. Works fine on Safari. It would be nice is MS could quit trying to redefine the web and just deliver what works with current standards.

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'Peeping while you're sleeping' NSA parody T-shirt ban BACKFIRES

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Re: Sell through via Europe

"Copyright -is- worldwide, pretty much. There are only a few places where it won't be enforced. I can legitimately forbid you to copy this message, although I'm granting some rights to The Register by posting it after reading their terms and conditions (I'm sure I did that onceI'm sure I checked a box saying I did without actually reading once)."

Fixed it for you :)

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Microsoft DMCA takedown requests targeting OpenOffice

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RE: Martijn Otto

No thanks. I'll keep my Open Office, the same software I've used for 5+ years.

(and no snarks about how it's exactly the same as it was 5 years ago because no one's maintaining it!)

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Robot cop called in after MAD BONGER blown up in LIQUID MARIJUANA EXPLOSION

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Trollface

Re: Not so much stoners but thieves

FYI- the new trolling behavior. Sadly we're seeing it all over MMORPGs, and now it's infected the good Vulture

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Samsung Galaxy S3 explodes, turns young woman into 'burnt pig'

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Re: "Fanny means bum in English"

I never heard the gleuteous maximus being referred to as a "bum" until I started reading stuff from GB. It was always "butt" "or "ass". And, from what I've been told, "fanny" is a slang term for the vulva.

and a "bum rap" usually referred to a trumped up charge to harass someone, such as a charge a LEO would use to run a "bum" (beggar, bindlestiff etc) in, such as the charge in my lovely home that if you do not have $5 in your wallet, or a credit/debit card, you can be arrested as a vagrant

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NASA: Trip to Mars would exceed 'fatal cancer' radiation risk

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Joke

Propulsion

Do you want power to spare to get there? The ability to take a 6 meter thick lead shield, followed by a 24 meter deep water shield with you? It's an old solution. O.R.I.O.N. Go nuke or stay home, baby!

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Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'

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Re: OOPS!

Mad Mike, you sir are either a master of sarcasm or a fucktard. an "AK47" in a fully automatic variant would be a Class 3 NFA item and unable to be purchased unless the item was manufactured prior to 1986 without being a a "Special Occupation Taxpayer" - ie a dealer who is selling the device to a credentialed LEO/LEA

A semi-automatic configuration fires one round each time the trigger is pulled. And yes, you can walk into a licensed dealer and buy one. At which time you will be required to fill out a form and submit to a background check to make sure that you are not prohibited from ownership by either a felony conviction or an involuntary commitment to a mental hospital.

As far as the number of firearms in private ownership- yes, we have only to look at Mexico, our peaceful neighbor to the south, to see what a total ban on private ownership does for the crime rate. Or even some cities in the US: Chicago, New York and DC)

This young lady had a chem experiment go wrong. No one was hurt. No damage was done. So let's ruin her life by marking her a felon so some worthless DA can make a name for themselves.

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FAA: 'No, you CAN'T hijack a plane with an Android app'

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Re: This sounds like a job for...

http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/1998/bastard98-24.php

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Get lost, drivers: Google Maps is not for you – US judge

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Re: I always use my phone for Google's GPS when I'm in California

The technical term for this is "splitting lanes" and it's permissible because of the traffic jams and heat. Many motorcycles are air cooled and as such you have to maintain an airflow over them to keep them from seizing up and becoming expensive paperweights.

While you may not like it (and as a rider, I don't) it is legal in California. It's not in many other states that are a little more intelligent, but you still catch people from Cali doing it here as well and getting pissy when they get tickets for it

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Now even MORE 'interns' make iPhones - Chinese labour watchdog

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Re: The question nobody asks

Possibly because Apple charges a premium price and have all the way back to the Power PC days (when said premium was justified because of processor costs.

You buy cheap, you expect this stuff, you pay more, you expect more. Plus, in the US, there's an uproar over ther "rich" taking advantage of the "poor"

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Barnes & Noble to sling their Nook - report

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Cyanogenmod

I'm guessing one reason is that these Nook Colors (And the Nook Tablet) are already getting hacked and having CyanogenMod put on them. Hey presto and now you have a cheap color android tablet. I got mine from a pawn shop since the hack voided the warranty for about $75.

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Unwearable tech: Five ways IT garb's gone HORRIBLY WRONG

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Re: Many

"Those are only popular with people who never wore their glasses at school as a child because they wanted to be like all the other little lambs. I.e. were terrified of being labelled a nerd."

Or they're tired of looking at the rest of the world like it's on a giant TV. Or they're tired of feeling like their glasses are putting a glass wall between them and others.

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Rampaging gnu crashes Microsoft Store, hands out literature

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FAIL

@LDS

"But still you can't run OS X in a VM unless you're in Apple hardware"

Really? My 10.6.8 VM running on a Dell Latitude 630 would beg to disagree.

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Kim Dotcom shows off new mega service

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A point has been missed

For all that I've seen discussion of a) the encrypition and b) the sharing of encrypted files i think a point has been missed.

this will include a "mail" type service....

i postulate this, you will click a link to download, have to LOG IN, and the item you are looking for is in your "mailbox". as you download it to your computer, the software decrypts it with a public style decrypt provided by the linker/uploader.

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Re: Security? What Security?

I've been away too long, when did amanfromMars1 start speaking in coherent sentences? or have i finally "slipped the trolley"?

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ROGUE PLANET WITHOUT A SUN spotted in interstellar space

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John Ringo

I'm voting it's a Dreen Brainship.

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WoW cities wiped out by 'exploit'

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Re: Been a while since I last played WoW

"My brother and I used to be avid players for quite a few years there. We canceled our accounts earlier this year when Blizzard decided to take the game from Lord of the Rings-esque epic fantasy to fucking Kung-Fu Panda."

Then I guess you know that Chen Stormstout, whose name appeared in a quest for the Horde in Vanilla was a Pandaren. And I guess you know that the Pandaren were supposed to be introduced in WotLK and was removed due to an issue with our Eastern friends (specifically that they could die, as mentioned previously).

One of the reason for the hemoraging subscriptions has been a content issue, specifically that they can't be bothered to fix problems in Beta.

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Hackers claim to have Mitt Romney's tax records

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Re: Obama's school transcripts

The real reason there is so much suspicion about Barockstar's school transcript is because due to statements made by some of his classmates, he may have been registered as a foreign student. As in, not a citizen of the US. As in not eligible to be president according to the constitution.

Of course, simple questions asked by conservatives are automatic proof of their evilness to progressives.

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You'll be on a list 3 hrs after you start downloading from pirates - study

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Re: Not hard to get around...

I prefer to make the password something epic. "G0FuckYourself" or "Fuck0ffY0uFuck1ngWank3r" - that way when they ask you can give them the answer in such a deadpan way that they'll never actually TRY what you said. So when they take you to court, there is your defense.

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Jaw-jaw no more-more as calls fall down tally of phone tasks

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I seem to recall Danger referring to their as the "HipTop" before TMobile renamed it and that always seemed like a proper name to me, a Hip Top computer.

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