2 posts • joined 28 Aug 2007
Paris forgets missionary position...
..in favour of riding Japanese chopper and fingering Miss Universe
still not as far as foxy...
"The distance travelled by a tantrum-driven flying PDA shall be defined in Campbells (1cB=231lg). Example: "Yeah, I asked that Foxy Brown to turn her car stereo down and she only went and threw her bleedin' Blackberry about three Campbells.""
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