30 posts • joined 27 Aug 2007
Re: The BOFH is slipping
More like he is setting the Boss up for something NASTY.
So return it and take ROYAL 1
And then watch the fireworks
Re: Justified Shooting???
If we on this side of the pond find that there was not a good reason for shooting the cop will wind up in jail for murder. And think about this if a police officer either British or American winds up in jail they will have people to deal with that they might have put there.
Re: Rosetta@home; Climateprediction.net; and Africa@home.
Why go to Facebook? Just go to http://firstname.lastname@example.org download the Boinc Client and add these projects.
Rule #2 for model rocket enthusists:
Always put on anything you launch your address as #10 Downing Street or Buckingham Palace. If launching in the USA put your address as 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.
@ El Reg
I want an Infinite Probability Drive.
The EFF are just doing their job. Now if ASCAP and RIAA and MPAA and all the other outfits would directly pay the creators a decent wage we might not have this problem.
How about a rock?
White rock for Democrats Red rock for Republicans and then just count the rocks. Joke alert for obvious reasons.
Maybe he should invoice them with a devils contract. Pay me this amount in 15 days or I automatically take sole ownership of your company and all client companies.
We would not have this problem if the USAF would respond promptly when the guys on the ground called for help.
SERVES THEM RIGHT!!!
So much for Pilot Arrogance from now on.
Actually your list of requirements can be filled with just about any LINUX distribution. Let the flames begin!!
Ever hear of extradition Dapprman?
Because that is one way to get at them.
@JIM THE BOSS
Quid if I recall correctly is a Britishism for their equivalent of a dollar bill. Boffin = scientist.
If you think it is not a APRIL FOOLS JOKE then I feel sorry for you.
IF COMCAST want to give me a OCR999 Internet Connection FREE
Then they can send me all the ads they want. But as long as I pay for the connection whatever it is PHORM can go jump in a lake with a Aircraft Carrier Anchor attached to their waist.
The main problem from what I see is $$$$$$$$$$ from the state.
Most High School teachers make about $20,000 a year and that is with 4 years seniority. The parents typically have to buy their kid the following: Pencils, Pens, Books, Toilet Paper, Art Supplies. You know all the stuff that the school board supplied back when we were kids. And that is in the cities that are wealthy in the state. In the poor counties they have even less.
Without ALABAMA we would never have gone to the MOON People.
Because Marshall Space Flight Center is in Huntsville Alabama. Along with NASA. During the APOLLO Project years the test firings of the Saturn V engines would shake the windows where I lived about 15 miles away from the test stands.
So if they can not get him for one thing then they will send him to Guantanamo.
And he will never get out alive until he gives them the $300,000.
I tried to report for jury duty but you would not let me
Because the moron at the gate would not recognize my ID. Therefore your honor I am not guilty.
Good maybe things will improve
Once the ARMY no longer uses MS.
So use the most reliable system of all namely rocks
White rock for Hillary Black rock for McCain and total up who has the most rocks afterwards. No fraud possible.
RE: FICTION! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FICTION
We have that in my workplace starting every September 1. We call it End of the Year Madness. The Budget People call it things that turn the air BLUE.
Re: Ebay should comply with the LAW
Most people on the Internet are nervous about supplying things like Name, Address, Phone Number and email address because these things can be used for Identity Theft and to send you SPAM so they think why should I do something so dumb. If the British Police and New Scotland Yard are willing to compensate them for every time their Identity is stolen because they complied with the law those organizations will go in to receivership pretty darn quick in my opinion. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You ID10T PATEL!!!
If the blind can not use a brick and mortar store is one thing but a website? Now if the plaintiff had stuck to ADA claims there might be a possibility to work things out but now either target will pull the site which is bad for all users or they will outlast you id10ts on appeal.
WHAT NO ICON FOR THE BOFH?????????????
There has to be an icon for the BOFH so all the admin types can have some lovin.
Another good reason to buy the book is convience
I have a howto in pdf form entitled Dont_Panic_v1.5.2 on my desktop that I got from nwvault.ign.com it is 132 pages long. If it was in book form I would probably buy it for the convience of always having it available to me.
Who wants them??????????????
If Marvin the Martian wants to take them back to Mars with him then I say good riddance to bad rubbish(The rubbish being Microsoft not Marvin) and give the person (Marvin) who gets rid of them a promotion for such trash removal to a HAZARDOUS WASTE DISPOSAL AREA
Why bother just do an office move and it all gets lost. Lots of fun buying new stuff.
Actually Mr. Philip Rhodes
Here in ALABAMA they are called <B>THOSE DAMN YANKEES</B> or other things that are very derogatory.
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