21 posts • joined Sunday 26th August 2007 08:38 GMT
If they made the seats
in the same way as the kinetic dance floors you get in clubs, you could kill 2 birds with one stone.
Especially with the increasing mass of the average westerner...
I'll give you that its more pretty, but I'll deny its more intuitive till my dying breath (especially Access 2007).
Odds on them listening to users
and getting rid of the stupid ribbons and stupid sidebars?
The Adam Smith Institute?
I'll read this piece in consideration with all their other wonderful Thatcherite success stories - the poll tax, the deregulation of public transport, state schools running their own budgets and the internal market in the National Health Service, because they've all been so beneficial for the country.
And UKIP - the BNP for the chattering classes...
they'll have removed those god-awful "ribbons" and gone back to sensible menus.
Why were they only measuring "average flaccid penis length"?
Surely the important measure is when its in...erm... the other state
Nah, just tune it to the UV or IR ends of the spectrum, then it'll only show up on special goggles. Even better, use microwaves &, as well as zapping UAVs, you can boil enemy combatants in their own skin.
@ Andy ORourke
Business suggests they are competing in a level market, BT are closer to a monopoly, with the vast majority of UK homes having no other option. I only use my landline for t'internet (with Be) and am unsure why I should subsidise this bloated, unwieldy monolith.
Re: USMC ns Navy
the US Marines are a separate branch of the military to the Navy BUT are part of the Department of the Navy politically. So its the DoN who would asses the viability of new robo-jarheads.
A quick google
reveals she has a habit of sending ranting missives of the type favoured by rabid yogurt-knitters. It's like the Guardian equivalent of the Mail's "Why, oh why, oh why..." letter to the editor.
BTW animals don't have rights, they have a flavour.
I think the line
"Dispatch them by spraying grass cuttings at them before they make divots with slide tackles or, if close enough, mow them down!" may explain the certificate.
Imagine the splatter from being sucked into a ride-on mower.
One would guess so
To be even fairer
given the "have you turned it off & on again" level of knowledge of your average support monkey, "the wholesale slaughter of every idiot on the face of the planet." would probably involve the culling of a whole lot of IT folk too...
- Xmas Round-up Ten top tech toys to interface with a techie’s Christmas stocking
- Google embiggens its fat vid pipe Chromecast with TEN new supported apps
- NSFW Oz couple get jiggy in pharmacy in 'banned' condom ad
- Exploits no more! Firefox 26 blocks all Java plugins by default
- Shivering boffins nail Earth's coldest spot