Posts by Chris Harrison
91 posts • joined Friday 24th August 2007 15:15 GMT
Re: Isn't that fraud?
Well if you sign up for google adsense its very clear that you are not allowed to click on ads on your own sites (obviously) and you can't ask people to click on ads either.
What this facebook exec is suggesting destroys the entire integrity of facebook as an advertising medium. She should be sacked as an example before the advertisers begin to walk.
Load of bollox anyway
About time we dropped such discriminatory competitions.
It's writing for christ's sake, not the 110 metre hurdles.
Re: What?! JK Greye and Malcom Evans!
I second that - Monster Maze was excellent. Especially with the lights out.
As long as you didn't suffer from epilepsy.
Getting sick of this crap
Think I'm going to patent the process of using a wave of a hand to gain the attention of someone who hasn't noticed me yet.
Will someone please tell the arse-holes in the US that you can only patent a new way of doing something, not the idea of doing it in the first place.
Re: why?
Yes thanks. I did mean 15kb.
Re: why?
Well Dave, thats all well and good, but where I live broadband is barely faster than two cans and a piece of string. I looked into using the cloud for backing up my photos etc, but unless I move it's completely impractical. Have you ever tried backing up 500 gig at 15mb per second?
Re: why?
One thing that stops me buying an iPad or android pad is that I don't want another device I have to keep synced, carry a charger for etc.
I need a PC for apps like lightroom and dreamweaver so can't survive with just a tablet, but I really want to start buying all my magazines and books in 'e-form', and reading on a widescreen is rubbish. So as to your non existing demographic - its got at least one person in it.
Two more to blank from the memory
Two terrible films that I can't erase from my mind are the Denzil Washington and Russell Crowe epic "Virtuosity", and the bizarre Keanu Reeves film "Johnny Mnemonic".
Neither made any sense whatsoever.
Re: Game Devs must be laughing
Not really a fair comparison comparing the second hand car market to pre-owned games.
When I go into Game and try to buy a new copy of a game for £40 and get offered a pre-owned instead for £37 what do you think is happening? Do you think this practice is helping the development of bigger and better games?
It's fair enough buying preowned games for a fiver or so when they're a couple of years old or whatever, but when game allow you to pre-order pre-owned games don't you think they're taking the piss?
Or perhaps you'd rather all the devs went bust - then you wouldn't have to buy any EA games, or any one elses either - but as long as the guys who own GAME have filled their boots - who cares.
Game Devs must be laughing
Game deserve this completely.
Are the supply issues really to do with cashflow? Or is this down to EA being pissed at Games determination to sell each copy of a game multiple times and rip off the devs?
Good riddance to their nasty business practices.
Let Controllers control
The current XBox Controller is a great piece of kit - comfortable for long periods of time and not too heavy or too light. I really don't want 90% of games to be handicapped by a controller that is designed specifically to allow functionality for a minority of games.
Surely Kinect and a touch screen is overkill?
Perhaps if he had one ...
I used to play PC games but stopped when I spent more time installing and configuring games than I did playing them, so unless we standardise PCs completely there is still a place for games consoles.
As to items such as phones and tablets taking over, by Lord British's logic the portible dvd player should have killed off the standard dvd player too.
Where does it all end?
Could we do a similar test on people who have to queue behind old people in the post office, or the supermarket? How about people held up in traffic queues due to speed limits designed to protect workers who are at home tucked up in bed?
Airwick
Actually the engine was an airwick air fresher. I think I remember Blue Peter making one and the back end was identical to the 'real thing'.
They also made the teleporter braclets - I so wanted one - but unfortunatelly you had to supply your own sound effects, and teleportation.
WTF?
"18-rated "games" ARE for kids. Why would an adult want an 18-rated game? If I want gratuitious violence - which I don't! - I can watch a movie; if I want pornography, I can watch a porn video."
Well you are free to do whatever you want, but why are your choices the only valid ones?
If I want gratutitous violence, then maybe i find a game more interactive than a movie. A bit like sex with a real person rather than porn.
Once you start a post basically saying that everyone should think the same way as you, do you think anyone is going to give a damn about what the rest of your post says?
And by the way, capitalizing WAR SIMULATOR doesn't make people hide behind the sofa either.
express "deep concern" about how videogame Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 allows players to "engage in gratuitous acts of violence against members of the public" -
Err, no it doesn't. The 'members of the public' in games are not real. In fact if instead of playing computer games we all went outside then we would have much more opportunity to engage in gratuitous acts of violence against members of the public.
But then when do people like vaz worry about real, tangiable things?
except maybe lawyers.
Good for Sony
Personally I'm really sick of the second hand game market. Just a couple of days ago I brought a nice fresh copy of Gears 3 in game for 39.99 only for the spotty oik to tell me I could have a second hand one for 37.99.
The thing is, I'd rather most of the money went to the company who made the game so maybe they might invest some of it in making something else I'd like to play, rather than going into the pocket of a money grabbing leech of an organization.
Surely not
unless you've got 4 PS3!
and the downside ...
is that as a gamer the arms race between Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo is actually a GOOD things. As an XBox owner I want sony to bring it on and force microsoft to bring out the best games they can!
Nothing New here
Hasn't this been done before?
Wasn't there some safari themed game a few years ago?
Of course I can't remember what it was called, because it disappeared into the bargin bins pretty much as soon as it was released.
Next, someone will be writing a game in which you can only fire blanks - that way instead of firing virtual bullets, you can fire virtual virtual bullets which are far safer.
At the risk of feeding the troll -
not according to VGChartz.
But in all honesty, who gives a shit?
I guess you'd like to see sony wipe out microsoft and nintendo which is about the worst thing that could possibly happen from a consumers point of view. Or hadn't you thought of that?
Seems unlikely to me
Surely both PS3 and XBox360 sales will stay fairly flat or decline as rumours of the next generation begin to take hold. As to the new wii, that looks like a real gamble with that strange controller and I wouldn't be surprised if its own sales are low due to people waiting to see what sony and microsoft do this time around.
Maybe they didn't add it because ...
1) Changing specs would piss off current customers,
2) Blu-Ray happens to belong to Sony. I may be wrong, but do you think sony would licence the tech to microsoft to compete directly with the PS3?
By guessing ...
you mean interpretting the statistics in whichever ways allows you (the sad Sony Fanboy) to feel superior about your purchase.
What are you? Twelve or something?
America: World Police
This is equivalent to the BBFC demanding a film is cut before going on release in China.
USA - please just fuck off.
That isn't it at all
The good old USA would not be doing this at all - if the money was being used to generate good old USA tax money.
Is it even legal for the FBI to tramble around the world as if they own the place?
F---ing discusting.
I don't get it
Surely someone interested enough in photography to want a camera that takes different lenses is going to want to a camera that has a sensor large enough to take reasonable quality pictures?
I really don't understand the market for cameras like these.
Once a knob, always ....
Old Phil was always a bit of a knob with his statements while at sony during the Xbox360/PS3 early promotional days.
I see nothing has changed.
Apple may own gaming, but I run a small online business and my income is currently doing very nicely as its increasing at around 15% a month. I've projected that before I retire I will have all the money in the world!
@Richard 12 - Utterly missing the point
Richard 12 wrote:
Landing page: "Can I store a cookie?"
User: No
All other pages: "Is there a landing page cookie? If yes, store my cookie/modify landing page cookie. Otherwise do nothing."
That's not exactly rocket science, is it?
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No Richard that isn't rocket science. If it was, then the rocket wouldn't leave the ground.
I run a couple of sites with around 330 pages between them, except for 2 pages on each site, every page shows in my stats as a landing page and is searchable. Do you think this is an uncommon model?
@Richard 12 - No it still doesn't work.
You need to stop refering to 'The landing page' as if every site has one. Landing pages are the rule not the exception.
@SteveBalmer - Why the rage?
Under my TV there is a sony blu-ray player sat neatly above my XBox360, and do you know what? I can leave them there all day and all night without the smallest of arguments or fights.
Even after I turn the lights out, they manage to co-exist. Bizarre isn't it?
I assume you feel you're fighting for Sony to win the console war. I, and many others, don't wish you luck. Have you thought about what would happen to the quality of games on your beloved console if Microsoft and Nintendo took their ball and went home?
As a consumer of games I hope the war continues for a long time...
Wrong way around
A few years back loads of people had PCs and had almost no data on them at all. Now days people use more and more space - even AVERAGE users as you call them. I mean, why specify dSLRs specifically? Do other digital cameras not require hard disk space?
How many pc users do you think there are who don't fill their hard drives with photos, videos, and music these days? Data consumption and storage is rising fast not dropping.
For most people the cloud may be a handy way to share data but for day to day storage? Forget it. The future of personal storage is surely all about size. Once I can get a memory stick with 1tb for £10, why the hell would I want to pay to store my data on someone elses drive?
PS3 Fanboy alert
Steve, Please go back to pleasuring yourself with your PS3.
Remember the Xbox 1?
Yes I agree, that controller seems a tad large. Perhaps they should provide a seperate smaller one for games that don't take advantage of the screen.
I remember microsoft supplying japan with a different controller for the xbox so that could hold them in their tiny little hands. You think nintendo would know better.
Who made you god?
If you don't like them, then don't watch them, or is that too difficult?
As to IQs and horror, I like a good bit of gore and a few scares and could join Mensa tomorrow. (BTW its Last house on the LEFT).
I'm far more worried about people with narrow minds than people with low IQs.
Really threatened aren't we?
Either you have an strange unhealthy interest in something you don't own, or you're a PS3 fanboy still trying to justify your purchase.
Whichever it is, its really quite pathetic isn't it?
Now I understand
@jonathanb - Ok so you don't like marmite.
I don't like tomatos and bannanas screw up my digestive system. Perhaps I should ask for those to be banned.
Applaud it?
Why would 50% applaud it?
Surely marmite being legal doesn't mean you have to buy it?
Next you'll be saying that if there is smut on TV you are forced to watch it.
An easier way
is to remain poor and a nobody.
Money grabbing bastards (the american govt that is)
Gotta love the american government. Why don't they just make it illegal for any of their 'free' citizens to buy foreign products or spend any money abroad while they're at it. Can't have any of those dollars going overseas can we? Oh sorry I forgot, this law was brought in to protect the us citizens wasn;t it?
Judgemental moi?
The great thing about the '110%' concept is that as soon as someone uses it you can simply disregard anything they ever say.
Interview Etiquette
Do you wear a suit for the interview or just make sure your hair is neatly trimmed?
Lets weed them out
Companies like this could be closed down really easily if we simply all went online and applied to sell our cars then refused their new offer when they turned up face to face.
I look forward to the advert
Perhaps duracells next advert could have a contest between their clapping bunnies and one of these.
Marketing opportunity
Any possiblity of the email addresses of those who took part?
I'm sure I could sell at least one of them a porta-loo in which they could travel into the future.
Albeit at a fairly slow rate.
There are stupider things to believe in
Considering how many people believe in an invisible beardy bloke who lives in the clouds and loves us, these seem quite reasonable things to believe in to me.
Naked Nuns?
Now there's a thought.
Linguistic gymnastics - nothing to see here.
"An Athiest has a FAITH - albeit a faith that there is nothing"
Sorry, but thats just bollox. A lack of faith is not a faith in itself.
There are an infinate number of things that you or I don't believe in.
The fact that you don't believe that purple turnips orbit the moon doesn't mean you have a faith does it?
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