Apologies to Rugby Clubs everywhere
(To the tune of "Good Ship Venus")
'Twas on the good ship Navratilova,
Where blokes have no leg over,
A Crew of Dykes that really likes,
to come like a supernova.
Playmobil on Friday
Playmobil on Friday
Playmobil on Friday
From the Vulture Central Crew.
The Captain's name was Lettice,
By Christ she had a fetish,
For Friday Fun with everyone
who likes their toys coquettish
The First mates' name was Charlotte,
She was a dirty harlot
Ms Sarah Bee was there you see
for an article in "Scarlet"
The Second mate was Haines
They had her clapped in chains,
'cos her funny pic of a sailing ship
didn't mention Seamen Staines.
The third mate was Lewis Page,
She worked for minimum wage
Rub her erogenous zone with a Predator Drone
and pray she's of legal age.