Obviously you've all forgotten Farscape. Aeryn Sun (Claudia Black) FTW!
As for Kirk, I think he must be under the impression he's got cult status like the Hoff or Chuck Norris. Sadly for him his memo was spelt wrong ... it didn't say "People think you're a cult ...".
For those with hangovers "l" and "n" are relatively near each other on the keyboard .... ; )