* Posts by laird cummings

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British boffin builds cool maser after argument with wife

laird cummings

Re: Mono-crystalline sapphire doughnut

Transparent aluminum!

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Re: A Turnaround from the Old Pattern

"Neglected?

or he couldnt get funding to build a prototype back then."

Distinction without a difference.

Scientists find safer way to store hydrogen

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Re: Maybe......

The oxygen from which it was just divorced? Kinda defeats the purpose.

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Mushroom

Niche purpose

Never mind the grand schemes to save ourselves from ourselves - I know of at least one immediately practical use for the NaBH4 technology: In nuclear submarines.

Nuclear submarines create their own O2 supply via electrolytic cracking of water. The Hydrogen from that is essentialy a waste product and atmosphere contaminant - and a potential serious safety threat if the "Bomb" should vent or purge in-board (which happens often enough to give A-Gangers grey hairs).

H2 is also a waste product of the acid reactions in the ship's storage batteries - Indeed, there is a specific piece of equipment (which is noisy and a pain to manage) on board for burning unwanted H2 out of the atmosphere in-hull.

Most of the waste H2 is, however, simply vented overboard. The ability to store and accumulate the H2 on-board has a useful application beyond providing an alternative waste-product control: The tored H2 can be injected into the fuel stream of the boat's emergency diesel generator.

So - Atmosphereic contaminant sorted, waste gas storage, handling, and disposal issue sorted, an annoying bit of gear (mostly) idled, and a (minor) increase in fuel efficiency for the diesel generator.

I know - Entirely too practical a line of thinking for an el Reg commentard, but there you have it.

Apple lawyer: 'I promise I am not smoking crack'

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RE: "...pure histrionics..."

Stop watching newsreels.

Having sat juror in major civil trials, it's very much about strategy, tactics, and control of the narritive. The side that can make its story the most compelling persuasive wins. Histrionics are a *very* dangerous tactic which can backfire badly and skilled lawyers use them very sparingly.

'Perry Mason' moments are exceedingly rare in trials where large dollar sums are at stake.

Assange's fate to be revealed at high noon

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FAIL

Whee!

I see some people still have fantasies that the US really gives a rats a$$ about Assange and is willing to waste time and effort on him - because CLEARLY hes' the biggest threat on the US' radar!

Not.

If the US really wanted him as badly as the various fantasists (who problaly wank off on the thought that Assange still matters), he'd have been snatched long ago.

Give it up. Go find a less-impluaible over which to pleasure yourselves.

US appeal dismissed in Dotcom case

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Meh

Re: Good

US Federal law enforcement has been a confluence of arrogance, ignorance, incompetence, and ego ever since the days of J. Edgar. Possibly even before that. It's mostly, I think, due to the fact that they're largely useless on a day-to-day basis, and must find ways to justify their existance.

Kim DotCon is slimy, but the US District Attorney in this case is slimer.

Designer punked fanbois with asymmetric screw

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Re: Any decent mechanical engineer

And no engineer of any sense at all would design a screw head with such an intricate interface - it would strip in an instant.

Kim Dotcom pressing on with Megabox music service plans

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Meh

Prediction:

He's slimier than the US District Attorney, so will 1) fail to deliver, and 2) avoid lock-up.

Reg readers scrap over ultimate bacon sandwich

laird cummings

No damn sauces.

Ever.

For the Best, go with the basics:

Lightly-toasted bread, swabbed with a small amount of bacon grease. Smoked bacon fried to that perfect junction between crispy and pink. Add slice of tomato, small-ish leaf of lettuce.

Done.

Heritics add a slice of onion, but we know what to do with heritics. And cheese is right out.

Asteroid miners to strap 'scopes to new Virgin Galactic rocket

laird cummings

Re: Moon is a harsh mistress

I initially read that as "...mineral dump..." and nearly aspirated my coffee.

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Trollface

Re: Where do I sign up?

"Playing EVE Online I'm surprised you have time to read the reg."

Clearly, another AFK miner, in need of a good ganking.

laird cummings
Coat

Re: Surely?

"...exporting... ...the French... ...into the depths of space?"

What did space ever do to deserve that?

Mine's the one with the beret stuffed in the pocket.

'Zombie bullets' fly off US shelves after wave of undead attacks

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Re: meh

"...5.56 and the 7.62 Cal rounds are primarily military rounds..."

Nope.

They're also known as .223 and .308, respectively. They're VERY common civilian calibers.

9mm is a poor choice for varmint hunting - and is generally considered only marginal when fighting people, come to think of it. Varmint hunting requires accuracy, which generally calls for a long-gun. And in many cases, varmints are exceedingly wary,* which means you need range, as well - meaning the long-gun is now a requirement. .17 and .22 are fine for small varmints, but to take larger critters, you need something with a bit of 'oomph' to it.

*One wonders why?

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Re: Did nobody spot this?

"I mean, what kind of workplace (other than a gun shop!) would allow you to display a box of LIVE FUCKING AMMUNITION around the office? "

Minus a gun to fire them, they're more safe than your stapler. And they make dandy conversation-starter paperweights.

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Trollface

Re: Disgusting...

"In the USA, the naked body is more offensive than a gun.

How fucking sad."

Dude.

Have you SEEN many of our bodies..?!

As for firearms? Well you said it yourself - they're tools. Tools are not disgusting - they're just tools. Learn how to *handle* your tools, and you never need be ashamed of 'em.*

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*If you accidentally conflate this semi-intentional double entendre with the thought of naked American bodies, you're on your own - I ain't supplying the brain bleach.

laird cummings

Re: In the US, you could even market dog-turds

Not quite, though you're close. Gotta deep-fry 'em, first.

Learned that from our buddies in Scotland

laird cummings

...decent armor...

Firefighters' bunker gear.

Tough, thick, and pretty much gnaw-proof.

laird cummings
Mushroom

Re: Go backwards

Too far backwards - 12-pounders take too long to reload. I do rather like the chainshot option, though. :D

No - what you want is a nice old French 75mm model 1897. With cannister. 15 rounds per minute - aimed. Can easily be served by four persons (your typical family, for instance), and can be reasonably served by three, or even two in a pinch. Highly portable, fairly compact, will easily fit in a typical suburban garage, or in a larger garden shed. Doesn't even require motor transportation, for short-distance moves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_de_75_mod%C3%A8le_1897#Rapid_fire_capability

laird cummings

RE: rifled barrel in the shotgun

Some slug guns have rifled barrels, but that's generally not necessary. Use rifled slugs, instead.

From my old Beretta 1200FP, I could place five-for-five in a patch the size of palm of my hand at 100 yards - Not precisely tack-driving, but more than sufficient to the need.

laird cummings

Not in Philadelphia, they're not!

The Democratic Machine in Philly always manages to find just enough superseded voters to tip the balance in their favor - no matter who is running.

Assange: Australian neglect made me flee to Ecuador embassy

laird cummings
FAIL

Jeebus is Funny

"...trying to stop himself being executed for doing nothing wrong."

Assange is a fantasist with a massive ego problem and delusions of potence. He *has* to be enemy #1 of the US, or he's just a pissant little gadfly of limited relevance and even less power. Bin Laden, he is not - though he somehow magically thinks the US is actually threatened by him and his games. Megalomania, I'd say - and apparantly, you actually believe him, which I find rather entertaining.

'Kindness of America' snapper shot himself in 'act of self-promotion'

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Re: America Strong!

"If "clear changes in government and social policy" are the aim, here's a thought: try campaigning. Try marching. Try petitioning. Heck, as a last resort you could even try voting."

Never said it was foolproof. Never said it was the only way.

But there are times when an armed and focused group of citizens is the only appropriate answer.

Sadly, apathy is ever more becoming the way of the land, and with it, eventually, this answer will cease to be availalbe when needed.

laird cummings

Re: America Strong!

Actually D.A. M., you've got it ENTIRELY wrong.

The weapons are NOT for hunting. They're very specifically for keeping tyrants afraid. Especially those in our own government.

Hunting is a fringe benefit.

Now, of course, all the various discredited arguments will appear about how it's never been used*, never will be used**, can never work***, etc. etc.

Also, I will be heavily down-voted heavily by people whom really do not / do not wish to understand.

*Except in places like the Whiskey Rebelion, Matawan. Wounded Knee, Colorado Coal Strike, Branch Davidians, etc. etc.

**See above as a small sampling.

***In each case, despite officially being on the 'losing' side, clear changes in Government and social policy were implemented immediately afterwards.

Assange's Ecuador asylum bid has violated £200k UK bail, say cops

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Big Brother

Re: Bail Breaches in the UK

He already *was* ankle-tagged.

With an arrest warrant out, and the high profile, he won't be getting a slap on the wrist.

One wonders is that's precisely what he's angling for - a nice lengthy stay at Her Majesty's convenience?

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@AC; Wednesday 20th June 2012 15:49 GMT

Do you *honestly* think Sweden is going to allow a rendition of such a high-profile individual? Do you honestly think the US is going to expose rendition pratices to the kinds of scruitiny that making Assange 'vanish' would cause?

If so, you're living in a paranoid cloud cuckoo land.

Nope. Assange is just a moral coward.

Brit judge orders Facebook to rip masks from anonymous cowards

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Re: torn

Uh - yes I am?

You want her case to fail, so you state. I want her case to be heard - Without the prejudicialy-expressed desire for failure.

By the way - Opposite tack does not mean "opposite direction." It means 'different angle to the wind.' I this case, without the prejudice.

laird cummings

Re: Will Facebook take any notice

"What is the bet that said US company will completely ignore the UK court, which will be helpless since it does not actually have juristriction."

My bet? Zuck & Co. will happily roll over for the court order. They want good relations with other countries, as there's money to be made, and rolling to a court in this case will in no way hurt their image. All they need is a plausible excuse.

laird cummings

Re: Anonymous posting

"You may not like what a person says to you, but that is still their right to say it..."

Actually, not entirely true. Courts have repeatedly ruled that some forms of speech are NOT protected, and you have no right to 'unprotected' speech.

Defamitory, inciting, and provcative speach that boils down to what one justice called 'fighting words' are on the short list of things that may put you in legal jeopardy. Likewise, the classic "fire" in crowded theater - Unless there really *is* a fire.

In this case, the instigators have accused a person of specific, reprehensible crimes without recourse to court judgement or evidence - accusations that very plausibly have been injurious to her social and financial well-being. Indeed, an un-informed third party might well act on those baseless accusations, thereby plausibly placing her physical safety in jeopardy. That puts the bullies squarely in the cross-hairs of the law.

In short - your right to be a mouthy annoyance ends when your words cross certain lines.

Now - Has actual harm been done? I dunno. This is why we have courts - but in order to get a judgement, first we need to know who these idiots are.

laird cummings

Re: torn

I'm on the opposite tack.

Attacks such as she experienced can cause real social harm, which can translate into real economic harm. I hope she gets the names, and drags the idiots kicking and screaming into the light.

Now - whether or not actual harm has been done, and what should be done about it, is a matter for a court (and maybe a jury). But wishing failure upon her cause seems a bit prejudiced to me. I'm hoping she gets her day in court, and that the jerks responsbile get theirs, too.

Mr Sulu causes DDoS panic after posting link on Facebook

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Trollface

Re: We have / had the slashdot effect

Beat me to it. :-/

Call it the "Oh Myyyy."

Tech: Site's gone down. May not be back up for quite some time.

Manager: Why?

Tech: Oh Myyy.

Flying Dutchman creates dead cat quadcopter

laird cummings
Devil

@ A cartoon (by Robert Crumb?)

The concept you're looking for is 'Sail Cat:'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sail%20Cat

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Coat

@ Stoneshop

" ...his prime motivation was to improve Orville's bird-chasing abilities, albeit posthumously. The latter condition slightly defeats the purpose..."

I would suggest that, given as he now has four flailing buzz-saws, one to each cardinal direction, his abilty to catch those birds he chases has been radically advanced.

Mine's the one covered in bits of feather.

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Coat

Re: Dead raccoons

Pricy? Not at all. All you have to do is be quick with the shovel first thing in the morning, before the roadkill starts to turn. Fresh samples nearly every day.

Mine's the patch-work fur job.

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Trollface

RE: ...when hell freezes over...

Hell* freezes over every winter.

The pigs will be doing their flyover very soon...

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

1,000 Foxconn iPad workers trash dorms in riot against guards

laird cummings
Meh

Re: Prison or Place of Employment?

Actually, the presence of guards* makes sense, even in a non-sinister reading of the reports.

Any time you have large numbers of people in close contact, especially what appears to be a large number of unmarried males, you're going to have some problems - Everything from stupid drunks to gambling to personality clashes, and beyond. A certain amount of authority present to keep the worst of things from getting out of control seems proper.

Clearly, there weren't enough guards present to prevent a riot. There may have only been enough present to *start* a riot.

* No idea how MANY guards there are, to be sure - that's not mentioned anywhere. Could be a handful, could be a batalion. No way of knowing, from the reports.

Man's car warns of AIR RAID OVER LONDON

laird cummings

"mysterious force field!"

Ah! So that's what's been keeping me in my bed of mornings. Now I've got a code for it!

US mayor and son charged with hacking into opposition site

laird cummings
Facepalm

So - you identify "commit Federal crimes" and "intimidate voters" with "intelligent" and "helping?"

I see.

Well, we know how much weight to place on your opinons now, don't we?

SpaceX Dragon, first private ship to the ISS, launched successfully

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Re: @laird cummings

AC @ 13:11 GMT, 24 May:

I, at least, have balls enough to put my name on the line. You..? Not so much.

laird cummings

Re: A single success does not a successful design indicate.

That also remains to be seen.

Promising start, to be certain, but I'm waiting a bit before I conclude that Musk has managed to beat Peter Principle and his minion, the demon Murphy.

laird cummings

Re: Or...

Or this has nothing to do with the MoD and/or the military-industrial complex...

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Re: A great step forward

@Loyal Commenter;

Not to mention a cost-based decision to go with a single o-ring, in place of the two that had originally been designed (which double-ring would almost certainly have held). Plus the political decision to launch on an unusually cold Florida morning, despite engineering warnings about the temperatures, plus...

Most every catastrophe requires a lengthy chain of mis-steps before it occurs.

A single success does not a successful design indicate. Wehn we've got a *string* of successful Falcon launches, *then* I will laud SpaceX.

Crazy Texans dunk servers in DEEP FRYERS

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Just so.

These Texans are 'Johnny-come-latey' to the imersive cooling world. Granted that mineral oil is cheaper and easier on the environment, they're still basically just making poor-mens' Crays.

SpaceX joy as Space Station robo-arm grabs Dragon's tail

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Well done.

Now, lets see y'all do it again - and again. Y'all ain't grabbed the brass ring just yet, though it's in your reach.

Cameron's F-35 U-turn: BAE Systems still calls the shots at No 10

laird cummings

Re: I'm confused...

"er.. Greece, Turkey, Cyprus ?"

Really? Have you checked the politics in those places recently? What price are you willing to pay to use one of those countries as a base of operations? A carrier offshore doesn't have to pay rent or make political compromises.

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Mushroom

Re: Radar opportunity....

V22 is a hanger queen - expensive and unreliable - and frankly, more dangerous to own than I'd care for. The US Marines had it shoved down their throats by Congress, and its been killing Marines ever since.

You really sure you want that, then?

US space programme in shock metric conversion

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Re: Good luck with that

Never mind the jingoism... There's the entrenched tail of legacy systems and social inertia. Not so much that them dang Yuro-peeans use it, but more along the line of "why should I have to re-learn how to measure things? The old system works just fine for me." Add to that the "well have to replace everything issue." There's an entire infrastructure that will need re-working - from our road sinage (and there's a LOT of that!) to machining and tools, down to the very fasteners we use.

That's a huge undertaking, and there frankly isn't much political will for it.

The Metric System (which most of us frankly *can* use quite well, when pressed) will simply have to continue its slow infiltration.

Titsup WHMCS calls the Feds after credit-card megaleak

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Re: This means that there was no actual hacking of our server.

So basically, the hosting company had monkeys at the helm. And WHMCS aren't much smarter.

Lovely.

Smoke-belching flash drive self-destructs on command

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Re: Remote detonation.

@ AC: 21st May 2012 10:17 GMT

Need not be explosives. An exothermal device of sucffcient capacity will do. All you need would be a contained chemical reaction, such as water + potasium hydroxide.

Fastest-ever hydrocarb scramjet hits Mach 8, doesn't explode

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@Chimp 15 May 2012 16:01 GMT

We're talking about fantasies revolving around weapons of mass destruction; Do try to stay on topic, M'kay?

BTW: Your handle? Exactly correct.

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