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* Posts by Stretch

89 posts • joined Wednesday 22nd August 2007 07:17 GMT

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"It is the modern way of distributing software."

They confuse distribution with licensing.

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"the Federal Aviation Administration and the European Aviation Safety Administration have both been informed and are working on fixing the issue"

Oh yeah good luck patching that.

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tulips, uranium, beanie babies

Housing

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a billion dollars from click fraud? good luck with that.

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impartial?

how exactly?

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Re: Apple mainstream

"I saw a picture taken at a Ruby on Rails conference, and there was a room completely full of Macbooks and only one lonely Dell." Makes sense. Idiots use Ruby on Rails. Idiots use macs.

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commence blue peter boycott

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you want to be paid to support 65% of devices? duh...

note to self to burn all bjork material/posters and abuse her personally at any given oppurtunity. macscum.

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Re: If there is life out there, they're keeping quiet

Nope, they are talking in ways we cannot yet. Like neutrino lasers and modulated gravity waves. And all galactic life would need to follow that pattern.

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Re: History in the making

Agree but i'm still going to say styluses.

Gief a stylus again, some of us have sweat that can be used to etch PCB so bring back my stylus! Come back motorola A1000 you were the best phone I ever had.

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this is good

these ludicrous decisions undermine the entire system, which can only be a good thing.

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A fool and their money...buy apple.

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sinking ship

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"Nokia to align IT function with its business focus"

how do you align with "up own arse"?

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classic mistake

Its nothing to do with the phones at all. Or the crims desires. These are opportunistic crimes.

Its easy:

Stupid People buy crapple.

Stupid People stand around on the street with their phones out

Stupid People get mugged.

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microsoft need to learn to be more evil and format the mac when connected to it like any sensible device.

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Re: Surprising choice

"I don't believe the majority of Mac owners are fanbois any more than Windows users are."

lol try meeting them

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FAIL

"You hardly need Java for anything these days - it's a dying technology as most enteprises use .Net - which is far more secure."

lol. 4 statements here. all absolutely opposed to reality.

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Go

Get a Comp Sci degree

They are very easy and uni is fun. Also the fees are nothing really to worry about as the loan rate is low and its paid off before tax.

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easier for them to try to sue themselves back into the market.

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comments are just smelly crap that will not be maintained. I lose count of the number of times I've found comments that are out of date or just plain wrong. Plus they are localised, a useful comment in one locale is nonsense in another even in the same language.

Write succint, well-encapsulated code that makes good use of interfaces. Oh and some of you are talking about tests? Don't even get me started on writing tests. Every unit test failure I have ever looked into has resulted in me having to CHANGE THE TEST.

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Constable Trotter? Really?

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Re: @JaitcH 17/12/12 22:25

aston martins are better than protons. so its completely opposite. so it proves that the brainwashing might be restricted to just a few plebs and maybe there is hope for the world.

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"Give people more credit." Have you met people?

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WTF?

The actions of this jury-fanbois during the trial and after it are what should invalidate the whole thing. The judge here is wrong to say that samsung are stuffed as they didn't find this out during jury selection. How can questioning highlight the fact he was going to hide information and "steer" other members decisions?

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how about you don't advertise for crapple in a single article? there was no need to mention the fuckers here.

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Re: 386?

snap

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FAIL

pay more just coz its from crapple?

brainwashed 'tards

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A1000

The A1000 was an awesome phone, and much better than the shitePhone that completely ripped it off and destroyed the P900 dev community.

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iFire

Its magically and revolutionary and you can use it for cooking.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

I bet all these scum breathed oxygen too! Ban it!!

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"when it comes to..."

...brainwashing the sheeple.

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god they are scum. real bottom-feeding, thieving, malignant-cancer-causing, lying, evil, noxious, vile, heinous, pitious vermin. thankfully they are imploding under the weight of their own profiteering.

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FAIL

vomit. sack this guy.

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this is not new, they've been commiting this offence for years and have never changed despite complaints and rulings such as this. they'll do nothing different as all they do is pay some muppets to mail-shot for them.

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Magic Quadrants can be easily understood:

x-axis: represents the weight, thickness and consistancy of the brown envelopes

y-axis: this denotes the quality of the dinners and luches provided

blob size: this is used to rate free gifts("merch") and/or junket received

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Thieves.

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Thieves.

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Mushroom

much better to drop the asteroid somewhere on earth.

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I name element 125 Slagium. Live with it.

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Black Helicopters

"obsessed with Apple's marketing events and Apple's branding".

So true. And this free advertising facilitates the mass-brainwashing. And don't think I'm not looking at you Register.

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Someone go buy some of that tinned rotting fish and smear it on them on something.

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see now you fanbois can't even access the pictures you no longer own. fooligans.

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"specialising in fixing Macs"

nuff said.

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nothing should ever be based on javascript. horrible slow ancient legacy garbage. They'll probably insist on everything being JSON too. Useless pathetic stripy jumper wearing "creative" people thinking they can code.

But gz on scamming 11million quid out of the ill-informed "investors" (read "suckers"). Should fund their crapple-habit for a few months.

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stop it with these stories

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how about writing a story that doesn't mention fucking crapple?

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thankfully these luddiites' industry is dying and soon they won't have the money to pay their fancy laywer attack dogs

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