* Posts by Matt Bucknall

217 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Feb 2007

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AMD to 'reset' goals: servers, embedded, ultra-low power

Matt Bucknall

AMD should have started pushing ARM chips a long time ago. I wonder what their approach to 'ultra-low power' will be.

Yahoo! CEO! births! bouncing! baby! boy!

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Facepalm

Re: Back to work in 1-2 weeks? @ Maddox

It has got nothing to do with sexism.There is nothing more important to a baby than the bond it shares with its mother (something which is supposed to be reciprocated) - Nature just doesn't do the whole 'equal opportunities in the workplace' thing.

New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

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Re: Not always about trust

I agree, that is what I wished she had done. But having not experienced being 70 yet, I can't say for sure that I, in her position, would have the clarity of mind for that solution to occur to me.

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FAIL

Not always about trust

What about those of us who live next to elderly people? I have no problem trusting my elderly neighbours but I don't want them being harassed every time I miss a delivery. I once missed a delivery of a 25kg micro lathe which ended up going to my neighbours (both in their 70s). The courier didn't bother leaving a card saying what they had done with the package, so two days later, my wife opens the front door to find the lady from next door struggling with the damn thing. I can't tell you how immensely guilty I felt about that.

Now I have to put a sticker on my door implying that I hate my neighbours when I don't? I can't even put up a sign of my own explaining that they are elderly because I don't want to be responsible for them being targeted by some charlatan salesman (like that prick selling alarms shown on Watchdog this week) because I have advertised that they are potentially vulnerable.

Build a bonkers home cinema

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Facepalm

£23,592?

I'm in the wrong business.

W3C names four new editors of HTML5 spec

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ECMAScript, 4th Edition all over again.

Raspberry Pi sales limits lifted

Matt Bucknall
Flame

ARM7 and ARMv7 are not the same thing people!

Best and the Rest: ARM Mini PCs

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"It’s not entirely clear to me why the Beagleboard is so expensive. Somebody in that Beagleboard value chain has got to be making a pile of money – I mean, $175 for a Pandaboard or $100 for a Beagleboard? Somebody’s got to be amassing a pile of cash there, because that’s a $10 chip in that device. I don’t know why they’re so expensive."

Someone's been reading too much Dr. Seuss.

Printed electronics: Not just blinking beer bottles

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"LEDs are more of a problem as no one has managed to print them onto a flexible substrate yet"

What about OLEDs?

Bring your backups out of the closet! It's time for 'Tape Pride'

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Thumb Up

Re: rusty?

I believe that was the video recorder episode (series 2, episode 5). FYI, all episodes available for free (and legal) download here: http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/SLOM/index.html

RIM execs chewed through restraints after in-flight fracas

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WTF?

'...and would removed from the plane if this kind of behavior continued.'

Whilst the plane was airborne? A slightly disproportionate response perhaps?

HTC Sensation XE

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The eighties called...

..it wants its red paint back.

Amazon's new Kindle Fire stripped naked

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'although with only 6GB of the internal 6GB of RAM'

Huh?

LightSquared CEO wants industry's 'dumbest' wireless pipe

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FAIL

Electricity was not invented, it was discovered. In any case, Edison's system sucked.

Inside WD's flooded Thai factory

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I wonder how much machinery is upstairs. If there's just goods in/out and offices downstairs, the loss isn't *THAT* bad.

Canonical: Mobile OEMs are going to love our Linux

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The reason for the horror that is Unity becomes clearer.

Dell bundles Ubuntu Linux on PCs in China

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Childcatcher

Just think how many Chinese students' lives are going to be RUINED by this move! (http://www.wkow.com/Global/story.asp?S=9667184&nav=menu1362_8_6)

Microsoft milks Casio for using Linux

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Devil

I wonder...

how many patents Microsoft thinks FreeBSD or NetBSD violate?

Place your data centre in a handy container

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Facepalm

Sorry

Didn't take in what it was saying properly. What can I say? I'm tired.

Google plan to kill Javascript with Dart, fight off Apple

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Facepalm

GWT?

Seems like another case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing.

I'd have though generalizing GWT's java-to-javascript compiler technology would be time/money better spent so that it could do stuff like support different language front-ends (because choice is always good right?).

Alternatively maybe Google could convince W3C to standardize on some intermediate code format that browsers could eventually execute or JIT instead of (or initially as well as) having the burden of hosting a fully fledged Javascript engine.

If modern Javascript engines can do stuff like this (http://bellard.org/jslinux/) then I'm sure a JVM or CLR execution engine implemented in Javascript with appropriate tie-ins into the browser and DOM would run quite well. Theoretically it should already be possible for end application developers to do highly portable, high performance client-side scripting whilst avoiding having to actually code in Javascript at all.

Toshiba launches thick Thrive tablet in Europe

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Let the lawsuits begin...

It's a rectangle with a screen in it.

Here lies /^v.+b$/i

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Just a bit of BASH will do for me.

sudo rm -rf /*

Google SHOCK! Snaps up Motorola phone biz for $12.5bn

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It's all about...

..the IP. I really don't think Google will be using the acquisition to make hardware.

Google Chrome beta turns on native code machine

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Happy

Arse about face

Dalvik <--> PNaCl

There, fixed it for them.

Nokia's software exits the US market

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Yawn

Who?

Fujitsu CTO: Flash is just a stopgap

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MRAM

That is all.

Microsoft vs Google patent ding dong gets stuck on repeat

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Oracle

Apple and Microsoft do not want to see Android succeed for obvious reasons. However, I suspect Oracle do want it to succeed, so long as they get the cut to which they believe they are entitled.

Microsoft man saves drowning woman

Matt Bucknall
Unhappy

Paying the price

When I was a 'yoof', I too was guilty of listening to music with headphones way too loud, although not on public transport because back then portable CD players were way too expensive and I never really felt the desire for a cassette walkman.

Now I'm in my early 30s, I can definitely tell my hearing is on the way out. It's not such a big deal right now, although my ability to isolate individual sounds in a noisy environment is alarmingly bad (I'm useless at conversations in the pub) and the high-end frequency response of my left ear is somewhat worse than my right ear. I expect by the time I'm in my 50s, I might need a hearing aid.

Kids now listen to loud music way more than I did. Antisocial implications aside, I think we're going to have an awful lot of very deaf 40 year old men and women walking around in 20-25 years time. Thinking ahead, maybe I should consider developing a hearing-aid app for the iPhone....

World first: UK boffins print out working 3D aeroplane

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@tas

According to Sky Circuit's website, he already did.

http://www.skycircuits.com/news

MacBook batteries susceptible to hack attacks

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Coat

You couldn't even take it to the genius bar.

Yeah, must be real bad. If those guys can't sort it out, no one can!

ARM daddy simulates human brain with million-chip super

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Can't help feel...

...that this kind of exercise is akin to implementing PC virtualization with a SPICE simulator. It's going to be massively inefficient any which way you look at it. If anyone were even qualified to implement a super efficient neural network in real hardware, it would be Furber! I hope this work leads him to such a solution someday.

Universal Music passwords exposed by Anonymous hack

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Facepalm

[Sigh]

Who the hell stores passwords as plain text these days?! It's enough to set off one of my, not necessarily appropriate, tirades about Java programmers and the uselessness that streams from universities these days. I'll try to keep a lid on it.

Sputnik retro PC puts bureau back on the desktop

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Nice

..but can't help feel a trackball instead of a mouse would have looked better.

Oracle seeks 'billions' with Google Android suit

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What's the big deal anyway?

Why not just migrate Android away from Java? I'm not exactly sure what's it's supposed to bring to the table anyway. If a managed runtime really is necessary (and I personally don't think it is), it's not as if Google lack the resources to design a language/toolchain/runitme all of their own. Hell, if Microsoft can do it, Google can. Sure developers would have to learn a new language, but then how many Objective-C developers were there until the iPhone arrived? In any case, once you know one C-style language you're at least half the way to knowing any other.

No Gingerbread snack for Desire owners, says HTC

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Says more...

...about the operating system than the hardware.

Echostar HDS-600RS Freesat HD recorder

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Has anyone

seen my oven tray?

MIPS enters Android Honeycomb tablet race

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Used in microcontrollers too...

Microchip Technology's PIC32 microcontrollers are MIPS based apparently. Never used them though, I'm happy sticking with ARM.

Making a storage mountain out of a molecule

Matt Bucknall
Coat

Hard drives?

Where we're going, we don't need hard drives!

Microsoft calls Intel's Windows 8 comments 'inaccurate'

Matt Bucknall
Flame

@Anton Ivanov

A single system? Seriously?

O2's southeastern crash caused by 'well-organised theft'

Matt Bucknall
Unhappy

This would happen...

...on the day I have a whole load of M2M equipment on O2 sims to test.

Crystal Acoustics PicoHD5.1

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Boffin

Interesting...

I need to see the insides of this thing!

Natty Narwahl: Ubuntu marine mammal not fully evolved

Matt Bucknall
Unhappy

Fun whilst it lasted...

...but next time I'm between projects, I'm going back to Fedora. Bye for now, I might come visit in a few years.

ARM jingling with cash as its chips get everywhere

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..and another thing..

A company is valued more on its revenue than on its profit. ARM might only make a couple of pence profit on each processor shipped, but in reality it must make more than that and pump it straight back into the company - as any sensible company should.

ARM's overheads have got to be a tiny fraction of those incurred by the likes of Intel or AMD, so they don't need to make that much money. A £50m quterly profit is pretty good going for a chip company that is not only fabless but also does not even have to commission production runs of its own designs - They don't even need to market their designs in the way their licencees do.

Matt Bucknall
Troll

@JimC

I sincerely hope you were being ironic.

Facebook, HP, and OpenStack join Linux patent shield

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WTF?

Huh?

How does Oracle suing Google over a Java related issue have anything to do with Linux?

Death threats against 'worst song ever' YouTube teen

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Quite right too...

Regardless of her song's aesthetic qualities, some people really need to get a grip.

Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

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Corrections:

"And yet the force of gravity which draws us down is powerful"

No, it isn't.

"We can see, hear and speak to one another from the farthest ends of the earth."

The earth is not flat.

Firefox needs heavy hitter Linux power

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Too tired for titles

"Why? We've already seen with Linux that for all the vendors efforts to compete in Unix, the real competition - and the real money - was found in complementary software, services, and hardware."

You've pretty much answered your own question there.

Nokia gets touchy-feely with two new Symbians

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Who cares...

It's all going to go to shit soon anyway.

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