@ duncan parkertron . . . First !!
If "are you on crack" is your best response to my post, I suspect the opposite is more likely the truth . . .
"Hey man, I can't get past what I'm smoking to . . . Hey man you must be doing the same thing!" . . . NOT!!
Would rather you rip my post to pieces with a more reasoned response than what you posted . . . Go on, you know it makes sense.
"Ever thought that PC world in the UK is different to the highly respected industry rag in the rest of the world? try pcworld.com not pcworld.co.uk!"
Don't patronise me on the difference, I know it already and did at the time of my post!
What's puzzling me for the moment is, are you saying you're not from the UK?
If that's the case then don't 'patroniZe' me . . . if you are from Blighty then I spelt it correctly the first time around!!
To both of you . . .
1. Neither of you responded in any way whatsoever regarding my comment on 'reasonable disclosure ethics'! Why?
2. I was going to say, "I'm a seasoned professional" or "I'm the brightest and most capable new kid on the block" but neither comment fits the bill really . . . I either sound too old and past it or too young to know what is what!!
What I will say, because I obviously like the sound of my own voice, is what's your stance on the Phorm issue??!!
Mine went something like this . . . .
@ Jimbo Gunn
By MYOFBPosted Wednesday 9th April 2008 21:49 GMT
1.) Who you are. (I thought I knew already, thanks for the offer)
2.) The town you live in. (My village is a town?!)
3.) The type or pron you like. (There are different kinds?)
4.) Which banks you use. (I must be poor, I've only got one)
5.) The newspapers you read and your political persuasion. (Dyslexia is a bitch!! Isn't that a euphemism for an MP getting into his/hers secretary's knickers/underpants?)
6.) Your religious interests, if any. (I was under the impression that 'Religious Interests' and 'Political Persuasions' are one and the same thing. Please correct me if I am wrong. Or was that a euphemistic statement you made?)
7.) The names of your best online friends. (Please tell, I haven't any in the real world!!)
8.) Your best friends partners names. (My best friend has a Wife . . . you Sinner!)
9.) If you have any pets. (That's too easy, I have about 6 billion and they all live at the top of the food chain, apart from you)
10.) Everything you buy online. (Do you work for Phorm?!)
11.) Your employer. (That would be ME!!)
12.) Your next employer. (That would be BEELZEBUB!!)
13.) Your proficiany in spelling. (Better than your proficiency in spelling!)
14.) The state of your physical and mental health. (Deteriorating by the second due to my urge to categorise you in the Phuckwit Department)
15.) If you're over weight. (You mean 'Overweight', correct?!! I am lighter by at least one space bar you obese git and then some!!)
16.) What your foot size is. (12 inches . . . but my shoe size is a broad fit 9 or a medium 10 but that depends on the brand)
I apologise if I come across as being derogatory of your post but I am more interested in what you can tell me, from my last 'month's web browsing history' about my alien abduction experience, the voices that talk to me in my head, Area 51 and the Roswell Incident.
If you can shed some light on any of them, then you will have convinced me of 2 things . . .
1. I'm still on the planet called Earth . . . and
2. You are not!!!
Thank you for taking time to complete our survey . . . we will send you a copy of the results as soon as they become available.
/ Mine's the one with the Anonymous Clown on the back and pockets full of Crack!!