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US school comes out fighting over webcam spy claim

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Improper

According to a post from one of his classmates, the student in question is a well-known weed smoker and general party animal. Apparently, the best guess floating around his school is that the weed smoking triggered the need to snap a pic.

Apparently, also, the teachers whose students use those laptops are *required* by the administration to spend part of their workday monitoring the webcams and snapping pictures of anything they believe to be against the Acceptable Use Policy (which, as noted in the article, contains not a hint of this remote observation practice).

So, this is not just about a single webcam photo, but even more ludicrous, it is about a school system that requires its employees to spy on the students in their homes for at least a couple of hours each day. In this instance, a photo was taken. But what about all of the rest of those hours where no photo was taken? The employee was just "watching". Uggh.

And how much of an idiot is that assistant principal who exposed the whole scheme by publicly announcing their capability?!? "We don't do that ... and, oh yeah, your home dope smoking that we caught in this webcam photo is improper." Dork.

Google buys app, removes from app store

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Guessing is nice, but it's not journalism

From the horse's mouth: http://www.gaborcselle.com/blog/

A real journalist seeks more information about the questions in their articles. If this author had done that, and if they were capable of extended thought instead of making silly guesses, they might have been able to figure out that it's not the very basic "local search capabilities" provided by any indexing service for any local repository, but rather the impressive approach to reworking IMAP and the thoughtfulness of the programmer regarding mail in general that caught Google's eye.

Add to the lazy reporting the ridiculous perpetuation of the "wonka" metaphor, and you've got a profile of a newbie writer who's sucking up to their editor. You ended up with a silly article full of guesses and wise cracks written by someone who knows nothing about their topic. Great job, El Reg. More crack reporting intersected with side-splitting humour. Nice work.

Apple bans iPhone hackers from App Store

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Fixing it for ya

"I shudder to think" should have been "I shudder to imagine", because you are clearly not "thinking" when you subscribe to the "who wants to control every digital of your digital life" herring, you are succumbing to thoughtless fear ... i.e. your "imagination".

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I WANT!

I WANT a phone "which is powered by a company that controls the internet"! Which company controls the Internet, again? Seriously ... do you know of one? And please provide links to explain exactly how they "control the Internet", because that's one pretty amazing company. Even the Chinese government can't "control the Internet", so if you've got some info on a company that can do it, I definitely want a piece of that action.

Or were you lazily referring to the far less capable, far more boring "use us if you want to" Google?

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Simply Not True

"You'll have to pay for that iPod dock whether you own an iPod or not"

Um ... pick a car to buy without an "iPod dock"?

Or, tell the dealer you want the car but refuse to pay for the "iPod dock", and have them remove it and charge you less for the vehicle?

Either will work. Really.

Carly Fiorina unleashes 'demon sheep'

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Fiscal Conservative

You're thinking of the dictionary version of the word "conservative". What Fiorino is speaking to is the *political* version of "conservative", which is to say ... "Don't even talk about money at any time, unless it is to tell me that I get to keep more of mine or take some more of someone else's."

Note that this concept extends to infrastructure spending, social services, emergency services ... y'know ... all of that "socialist" stuff that taxes inevitably pay for ... which is why there should be *no* taxes, and certainly no *raising* of taxes, from the perspective of a "fiscally conservative" Fiorino.

Windows 7 RC 'buy a copy' shut downs start next month

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Nice Illustration..

..of why all of the uproar over Google is bullsh*t. How is it that Microsoft can be applauded for this amazingly intrusive demonstration of how much of you they pwn, but when it comes to Google, it's all "they're stealing my soul!"? Thanks for showing us your true colors, El Reg. Keep jamming the "Google is evil" mantra down our throats while Microsoft happily runs admin scripts on your box at will.

Steve Jobs dubs Google's 'don't be evil' motto 'bulls**t'

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Apple/HTML5?

"Apple's decision provides fuel for HTML5 being established"

Unless you figure Jobs taking a stand will make Microsoft finally support HTML5 at any level in any of their browsers, then "Apple" taking a stand does nothing to advance HTML5 in general use, as HTML5 has been supported just fine for a couple of years, without any specific help at all from Steve Jobs' obfuscation.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer is the ONLY browser you have heard of that does not support the basic pool of HTML5 code. Sure there are some trick items that no browser currently supports, as usual with new standards, but MSIE supports *none* of it, unlike any browser made using Gecko or the WebKit base (Firefox, Safari, Opera, etc, etc.)

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Research Much?

GCC: http://gcc.gnu.org/wiki/History (1987, not Apple or Jobs ... Stallman)

LLVM: http://llvm.org/pubs/2002-12-LattnerMSThesis.html (2002, Chris Lattner UIUC)

CUPS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CUPS (1997 not Apple, Sweet, later bought by Apple)

"Michael Sweet, who owns Easy Software Products, started developing CUPS in 1997. The first public betas appeared in 1999.[2] The original design of CUPS used the LPD protocol, but due to limitations in LPD and vendor incompatibilities, the Internet Printing Protocol (IPP) was chosen instead. CUPS was quickly adopted as the default printing system for several Linux distributions, including Red Hat Linux.[citation needed] In March 2002, Apple Inc. adopted CUPS as the printing system for Mac OS X 10.2.[3] In February 2007, Apple Inc. hired chief developer Michael Sweet and purchased the CUPS source code."

Those are just the easy ones. If you care about being taken seriously, you'll want to look carefully into the development of the other applications you mention, too, as you will find Apple once again "standing on the shoulders of giants" to get to where they are, today ... just like Jobs proudly claimed with the launch of the iPhone.

So ... your favorite flavor of Jobs' Kool-Aid is ... grape?

Fujitsu: 'iPad? That's ours'

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Yowsa

The X9 features "10.2-inch multitouch display, an Atom N270 processor, 2GB of RAM, a 160GB hard drive, a 1.3-megapixel webcam, built-in 3G, GPS and WiFi, and Windows 7"

I'm just saying. Even at $780 per unit, it's a better deal.

Steve Jobs uncloaks the 'iPad'

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Onscreen keyboard

About that ... how will it be used?

1) Holding the iPad like a "book" (whatever that is) and typing with one hand?

2) Laying the iPad flat on some surface to use both hands ... and craning your head out over the screen so you can see what you are typing?

3) Propping up the iPad on a pillow or something so you can see the screen, and then angling your arms weirdly so you can hit the virtual keys?

4) Ignoring the onscreen keyboard completely and using the "keyboard dock" (sold separately) that Apple is so thoughtfully making available to those who like the device but still wish it had a real keyboard?

Apple financial analysts everywhere are betting on #4 ... the one that's not included with the device.

New service hamstrings Google data hoarding

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Sorry ...

You're simply incorrect. Google does NOT "read" anything you write. Every piece of tracking/intelligence programming they do is based on "anonymous" data, just like Bing, Yahoo and every other search engine, for the purposes of "behavioral targeting".

You can send Gmails all day and all night with your full identifying information and never see any of that end up in Google's possession. They simply do not view your data, period. It's completely irrelevant to them.

You guys are completely forgetting that Google is not interested in who you are as an individual, because individual data doesn't matter. They are interested in TRENDS and analysing which of their services are performing well for those who are registered to use them.

It is not only flat out illegal to maintain any retrievable personally-identifiable information (just like it is for Bing, Yahoo and every other search engine, not to mention every "social media" provider and many, many others), it would also be a terrible business move.

So try not to be terrorized by your fantasies, people. Google is NOT out to get you, no matter what the shrill whining you read in these pages is telling you. Have fun!

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Dan, please ...

"Those using Gmail also divulge the content of every email ever sent and received."

Really? You are making this claim in public? Seriously, Dan, put on your thinking cap and stop the alarmist bullsh*t.

Gmail users do not "divulge" anything to Google. There is an AdWords *algorithm* that sifts through the words on the page and matches ads with the content, but the content is never "divulged" and remains anonymous to the algorithm and un-examined by Google.

Just like all of the rest of the data Google maintains ... it's *anonymous*. Nobody at Google could look as a datastream and say, "Hey, this is Dan Goodin from San Francisco!" The data is keyed to identifiers stored as cookies and as session data, but it is NOT based on any personally identifying information, like the IP address you happen to be using. It is *anonymous*. Unlike, say, AOL's data collection.

And you failed to mention that Microsoft and every other provider who administers similar services to those operated by Google ALSO maintain loads of *anonymous* data. So picking on Google, alone, is pretty disingenuous.

I expect better, Dan. No need for you to oompa-loompa up. Keep it real and intelligent. Thx.

Microsoft finally cuts Bing data retention time to six months

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Verbal Sewage

So now the only data Bing will retain (indefinitely) is everything *but* the irrelevant IP address?

Must be sweet to be able to fool most of the people all of the time. It's quite simple: 6 months is how long it takes Microsoft to mine the data and assign variables like "geo_location" and "service_provider" to each record they keep, making the ridiculously useless IP address data completely irrelevant. Why clutter up your records with useless data when you've reassigned the info?

So if Google made this same promise, will The Register cut them some slack? Not bloody likely. You've reserved a special place in hell for Google, and even this nonsense from Microsoft, the single most obtrusive, data-hungry corporation on the planet, cannot save Google from your bad graces.

Exploit code for potent IE zero-day bug goes wild

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Seriously. Think?

Sorry, but saying you "think" implies actual "thought". Or maybe "thinking" for you is synonymous with "regurgitating".

Try "reading" THEN "thinking".

The recent hacks were perpetrated by launching phishing expeditions against normal users in their own homes who were duped by the ruse into opening malicious links that used this MSIE ZERO-DAY EXPLOIT (and possibly others) to compromise those USERS' WINDOWS systems and gain access to their Gmail (and other account) credentials to be used as points of entry into the Google (and other companies) network.

This was not a Google hack, or for that matter a hack on any of the other companies involved. This was a MSIE exploit, and as such was not something that Google or any of the other companies could defend against.

Twit.

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So ...

Use a Linux box for your browser's VM. There. Fixed it for ya.

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Calling BS

MSIE is hacked most often because it is a direct line into the OS core, AND because it is is far easier to hack than the rest of them. Both reasons make it a very tempting target.

Firefox hacks, that would be great for ... umm ... crashing Firefox. I suppose I could invest my time in writing hacks for Firefox in an attempt to exploit a buffer overflow, but that's so 2008.

If I really want to take over a system remotely, I need a vector into that system's core, and MSIE provides just such a vector. It literally IS the shell. (Yeah yeah ... explorer.exe/iexplore.exe whatever. If you start rambling on about how MSIE is NOT the shell, you're clueless. Try not to embarrass yourself.)

Iraqi weapons inspector accused in online sex sting

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Amusingly

Nope. In the USA ...

If you think it's a child, but it's an adult ... you're fscked. Because the adult is a cop.

If you think it's an adult, but it's a child ... you're fscked. Because children have no responsibility for what they do when an adult is involved.

Basically, pornchat is risky any way you slice it.

Google may exit China after 'highly targeted' attack

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Automatic Updates

The reason why Adobe or any other large, popular software company would be targeted is their Automatic Update system. With so many installations set to phone home and automatically install whatever the mothership dishes out, it makes it extremely tempting to hack those repositories and replace Adobe (et al.) software with very similar software that has, shall we say, a little something extra inside.

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@Mike Flugennock

"Google has willingly helped China track political dissidents since it first showed up there -- not to mention the _domestic_ intelligence-gathering they've been doing in the USA, and the user information they'd be more than glad to hand over to the US Govt at the merest sight of the infamous National Security Letter."

You are regurgitating soundly disproven fallacies. I'll bet you can't come up with any non-tinfoilhat sources for your BS claims. Bummer to be trapped in a world where all of the stuff you believe to be true comes from idiots and hate-mongers, isn't it?

Google to mobile industry: ‘F*ck you very much!’

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Love! The! New! El! Reg! Order!

"This post has been deleted by a moderator"

So ... a post is first moderated by a moderator, and if it does not suit a different moderator, the post can be removed ... sweet. It must be nice for your moderators to know that they are being moderated. Now all you need is a placeholder that says," This post was rejected by a moderator" so their moderator overlords don't need to break a sweat!

(I know ... not a Yahoo! comment, but El Reg is just so COOL when they throw around the extra exclamation points. It's positively oompa-loompy!)

And Orlowski needs to get a thicker skin. Knee jerk responses to flames is so 2009.

You and what Android? The Google iPhone killer that isn't

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Re: Game changing product? Reply

"Apple certainly did seize power from the operators"

What "power" are you referring to? Apple made a decision to use a single provider, and those who purchased an iPhone are at the mercy of AT&T, not at the mercy of Apple. Are you saying that, prior to the iPhone, telephone service providers previously told phone manufacturers how to design their operating systems? Like how AT&T prevented Nokia from including multi-touch? (Not.) Or how Apple forced AT&T to include some service that was previously unavailable to other users, but existed in the pipeline? (Like as if Apple forced AT&T to start offering call waiting, rather than holding that tech in reserve until AT&T decided they wanted to roll it out. Not.)

Apple had a heavy hand in developing a new phone operating system, and continued their long tradition of being totally anal in their relationships with hardware manufacturers, but as far as "seizing power" from a telco ... we have yet to see that. Having been a user of one and tech support for dozens of iPhone users, I can tell you that there is nothing radical or "power seizing" in the iPhone except for multi-touch (exceedingly similar and even less functional than the multi-touch tech deployed by Microsoft's Surface operating system in 2007) and its locked down status ... unless you claim that the iPhone is NOT a handheld computer with telephony.

Since you referenced your old Palm Vx (without telephony) and other handheld computers, I can only think that you DO include the iPhone into the "handheld computer" category, which makes it less of a marvel and more of yet another predictable entry into the production stream.

Macs not all that for reliability

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Piling On

My Micron TransPort NX laptop is still an every day work accessory 11 years after I first fired it up. I'm just saying ... care and feeding are very important to the survival rate of any species. My bet is that most of the laptops that fail early in life are probably abused. When people hear "it just works", they figure they can beat the thing up pretty bad before they start to experience problems ... and they are wrong. It really takes very little beating to kill a computer. For those of you who are complaining about a system that dies after only a month or two ... are you sure you didn't dump that Starbucks all over the thing, and are just hiding behind false innocence? I see it frequently, and find it very hard to believe people who claim, "It just stopped working!" and "I did nothing to cause it!" Maybe you don't want people knowing that you dumped that coffee or pushed the unit off the back of the desk by accident, but it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

You get what you pay for, and then you get to keep it if you treat it well. There's a direct correlation.

Hotmail imposes tracking cookies for logout

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@Andy Moore 1 et al. & RotaCyclic

Closing the browser window does NOT log you out ... it just closes the browser window. As RotaCyclic noted (although some correction is required), the website's database doesn't know you have logged out until IT processes that data ... which Hotmail apparently will not do until you accept third-party cookies.

RotaCyclic, other people cannot get to your Hotmail session unless they are on the same computer you were using. The "logged in" cookie or session identifier only relates to that single system ... not every other computer on Earth.

This is not much of a problem for people who know their way around their web browser. All you need to do is accept the third party cookie, finish the logout, then delete the third party cookie. A cookie is only useful (a) if it exists and (b) if it is read after it has been installed. If a website sets a cookie, but there is nothing to read after that, then all that website knows is that they set the cookie using "x" data. The cookie and its data is useless unless it remains on the system.

Microsoft yanks Windows code on GPL violation claim

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GPL/LGPL

According to a few analyses I have seen, the code that triggered this fury seems to have been lifted from 7-Zip for use in the ImageMaster project (hosted on CodePlex) and subsequently used by Microsoft.

It is VERY important to note that 7-Zip is released under the LGPL ... not the GPL.

As such, if 7-Zip used the LGPL, and the snippets of code used by ImageMaster and Microsoft came from that LGPL code, then neither needs to (a) include any kind of source notice nor (b) restrict themselves to publishing open source software. The LGPL does not require any kind of notice or copyright statement, and it is completely fine to use LGPL code in a proprietary project without any reference whatsoever to the original author. If ImageMaster chose to publish under the GPL, its use of some LGPL code does not conflict with that at all. Similarly, if Microsoft chose to publish under a proprietary license, its use of some LGPL code does not conflict with that at all.

Both are allowed under the LGPL, as long as those bits of LGPL code remain under an LGPL license, which can easily coexist with every other type of license. (i.e. You can use LGPL code in your super-secret proprietary app, but that LGPL portion of your app must remain exposed or available, if compiled, for others to use.)

http://www.gnu.org/licenses/lgpl-3.0.txt

Backdoor in top iPhone games stole user data, suit claims

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To The Author: Class Action

The decision to create a "class" action out of a lawsuit has nothing to do with allowing others to join in the lawsuit ... they can do that, anyway, by joining as plaintiffs or by suing individually, or in groups of plaintiffs. "Class" action status is granted to make things easier for judges and is WAAAAY more favorable to the company being sued.

The decision to make a generic lawsuit into a "class" action is all about two things: (1) Increasing what otherwise would be a puny set of damages, by claiming that a whole "class" of people has been affected, and not just the few actual plaintiffs for whom actual damages would be paltry, and (2) thus allowing the actual plaintiffs to petition for and then collect many more times the actual damages they suffered, should the lawsuit be settled in their favor. This ALWAYS ends up being FAR less than a violating company would have been forced to pay if everyone who had a viable lawsuit for the same thing won or settled their cases separately.

For example, if a single person wanted to sue Storm8 for this, what are their actual damages? Maybe the costs incurred from getting a new phone number, if that. If that person and their lawyers can convince a judge that the suit is deserving of "class" action status because lots of people were "probably" affected, then those damages just got multiplied by the number of individuals estimated to be in the "class", and now we're talking some real money.

At the end of a "class" action lawsuit, assuming it settles in favor of the plaintiffs, the lawyers get the biggest chunk of money, often in the several millions of dollars, the original plaintiffs get the next biggest chunk of money, frequently in the tens of thousands of dollars, and the rest of the "class" members get squat. Usually literally.

I refer you to the recently-settled "class" action lawsuit regarding Yahoo's policies with respect to all of the "parked" and otherwise unsavory domains they used to show your PPC ads on. The lawyers got several million dollars (more than $40M, as I recall), the original plaintiffs each received over $10,000, and the rest of us get nothing if we are still in business, or you get $20 if you went out of business during the 5 years it took to settle the case. Oh ... and Yahoo has to do exactly nothing if the deal with Microsoft goes through. That would not have prevented them from being required to make good on the award if this were NOT a "class" action.

What? You didn't know that you were a member of the "class" until the lawsuit was settled, and now you can't sue Yahoo for the same thing because those plaintiffs have already settled it for you? What a shame. Oh well, that's how "class" action lawsuits work ... either you are the plaintiff or the lawyer, or you get nothing.

I sincerely hope that this lawsuit does NOT attain "class" action status, but rather that concerned people who want to join in the lawsuit do so the RIGHT way ... by becoming official co-plaintiffs. "Class" action lawsuits are a scourge and a disgrace, and should be removed as a legal "remedy".

Bug in latest Linux gives untrusted users root access

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We don't need no steenking research!

On my Linux boxen (Fedora 4-10) I'm seeing that mmap_min_addr is set to 64k by default ... the recommended fix for this security issue. I'll bet that every other distro besides RHEL (as noted in the article) also has mmap_min_addr set to something other than 0.

Methinks it's a slow news day, or else this researcher reallyreally wants people to take him seriously. The author could take a few minutes to do some actual research, as well. Torvalds was right ... this isn't a kernel problem, and it looks to be pretty much a non-issue, contrary to the alarmist headline.

And to you freaks who are taking this opportunity to slam Linux ... your ignorance is showing.

Microsoft in Bing jingle kiddie vid outrage

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Negligent Politicians

So it's okay for kids to be indoctrinated into the Bing culture? Where are the outraged Republicans on this one?!? I want equal time to indoctrinate the kids into the Google culture! Where's my Google-tune?!?

Internet pops champagne on (second) 40th birthday

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@AC 00:39 and Metz

The "D" part of the DARPANET did not become involved until AFTER the network was proven to work. As "jake" said, the experiment, like Berners-Lee's work at CERN 20 years later, was academic. The Defense Department was peeking, but did not commit funds until later on, when they figured out that a network of computers would be more resilient to attack than a single machine. So, like almost everything military, this was an idea first developed to help humans, not to kill them.

Governator in acrostic 'f**k you' outrage

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@Destroy All Monsters

AB1176 is/was a bill targeted at funding infrastructure ... like the Port of San Francisco and the Bay Bridge. Not a little ironic that the Bay Bridge is now closed due to a broken support cable ...

Yahoo! profits! soar! on! falling! revenues!

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Spin Doctor

Spin:

"We didn't hire as quickly as we'd planned," he said, "and that contributed to about a third of the under-run. Though we would have preferred to ramp headcount at the originally forecasted past, we're taking the time to ensure we're hiring the right people in the right places."

Plain English:

We fired thousands of employees, last quarter, so we saved a bunch of money on salaries.

What other explanation is there?

MySpace confession sinks car-death conviction appeal

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@Jay Castle et al.

As some have implied, US law is quite simple, and really not hard to understand in this case:

If, in the course of committing a crime, someone is killed, then all participants in the crime can be charged with that killing.

If the crime-in-progress is not a felony, the charge is manslaughter.

If the crime-in-progress is a felony, the charge is murder.

Street racing is a crime ... a misdemeanor, usually, but that is determined by the state in which the crime occurs, often with "enhancements" added by the local community ... so any death of any kind related to that crime will result in a manslaughter charge.

If the other driver had not killed himself, but rather an innocent bystander had died, then both he and the woman he was racing would have been charged with that same crime.

IANAL, but this is pretty standard stuff, in the USA.

US cedes control of net governance

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@CD001

Thanks for the illustration of the typical blindingly poor understanding of how ICANN has worked, up to this point.

What, specifically, are you referring to with your "dictatorship" comment? And how does that differ from the process now being adopted? Are you implying that ICANN was a "dictatorship"? Is it simply because now there will be even more global players, not just the varied lot that has comprised ICANN's board and operational unit to-date? What are some of the things ICANN has done "badly", in your opinion, that will now be done "better" as a result of this change? Do you even have any idea what ICANN is, or how it is structured, or what, exactly, being "under the control" of the US government has meant to the activities it engages in?

I think you don't know what you are talking about, and are just jumping on the anti-American bandwagon armed with the barest awareness of what this corporation's structural modification means to the rest of the world.

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Woohoo!

Finally! At last, we will no longer need to fret that ICANN is being controlled by evil, secret US government agencies with a hidden agenda ... deceptively restricting tLD rolllouts and forcing everyone to use Latin character sets ... keeping the lid on all of those cool new domain-related thingies that the other countries have been trying to get adopted, only to fail under the obviously obstructionist and deeply flawed organization that has been running things up to this point. Finally every other nation can get their mitts on the process in meaningful ways ... bringing their own perspectives and prejudices into the process, making it smoother and better for everyone. It's becoming the United Nations of Domain Registrations! Things are really gonna start moving, now! Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last! Frickin' AMEN!

Right?

Apple's move to kill Hackintosher suit denied

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@Gil Grissum

There aren't any headaches with getting OSX to run on a non-Mac box, once the hardware restrictions Apple built into the installer are bypassed. OSX runs fine and fast on non-Mac hardware. That's a big part of Apple's issue with it, as has been stated by others here: Once it becomes common knowledge that Apple hardware isn't God's gift to computers, they lose their Big Money, and become just another OS/iPod/iPhone vendor.

And, weirdly, I do agree that Apple deserves the right to sell their product only in the way they intended for it to be sold ... on Mac hardware. I think Psystar and the Hackintosh enablers (thanks for the distros, guys!) are actually hurting themselves by helping people who couldn't normally afford a Mac to experience the OS. As more people get exposed to it, demand for it increases, simply because it is different from Windows if nothing else (BeOS, NeXT and others fall into this camp, too, but without Apple's PR), and while the price point is still a problem for the vast majority of The Great Unwashed, jailbreaking the installer leads to more people wanting OSX, and whining about Apple's elitist distribution philosophy. If there were no jailbroken OSX distros floating around, and no Psystar, Mac users would float back down to the sub 5% market share that they have traditionally held, and we would hear no more about their little white glove tea parties and polo matches.

Opera lobby dubs IE ballot screen 'threatening and confusing'

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Versioning

Ah HA! NOW Microsoft's ridiculous versioning system seems to make sense, I mean ... which would you rather use: version 8 of something or version 3? Looks like it's time for Firefox 12 ...

(Evil Jobs because it looks more like evil Ballmer, now that Jobs has gone Skeletor on us.)

USB supreme court backs Apple in Palm Pre kerfuffle

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Goose/Gander

So it's okay for Apple to spoof hardware encryption so the iPhone can pretend to support a security mechanism enterprise admins who run MS Exchange might attempt to enforce, and so that Apple can attempt to gain enterprise market share by lying about their device's capabilities, but it's not okay for Palm to spoof Apple's device id to make life easier for iTunes users who happen to prefer the Pre to the iPhone? Pfft.

FSF launches Windows 7 anti-upgrade letter campaign

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How Amusing, and Sad

The Microsoft fanbois are out in force ... "Where's my Notepad?" ... "..recode all of our .NET.." ... "...all of the retraining..."

You make FSF's points for them! What's "sin" #1? Training school kids to use Microsoft products instead of training them to use computers in general.

If school kids, programmers, IT staff and corporate users had been trained on OSS systems, then there really wouldn't be any problems with the missing Microsoft application, the proprietary code or the training to use anything other than Microsoft, now would there? Corporations would have the freedom to say, "Stuff it, Microsoft. Your price increases and forced hardware upgrades for buggy, insecure software are not acceptable, and our people are easily able to switch to any of the other bits of software out there that fill the need ... using global standard file types and protocols, just like everybody else does."

See? If all of you fanbois had not been trapped into thinking that the MS way is the ONLY way, you, too, would be able to take advantage of all that OSS has to offer. Instead, you are trapped by your own minds and wallets exactly as the FSF describes, and is attempting to mitigate.

Frankly, I feel sorry for you lot, just as I feel sorry for any child who has been taught that there is only one way to think. It's a classic Stockholm Syndrome situation. Your tormentor becomes your savior because you have lost hope in anything better, and forgotten that you once had options that differ from those few provided your jailer. Of course, I don't expect any of you fanbois to agree ... but that's the nature of the Syndrome ... you can't help yourselves ... your brains are now wired to defend your oppressor, and there is simply nothing you can do outside of making your escape and undergoing many years of therapy to become enlightened. Sad, really.

How to run Mac OS X on a generic PC

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One Reason

There is only one reason why I built my Hackintosh using a torrent image on a stock Dell Dimension 3000 system ... triple-booting with WinXP Pro and Fedora 10, BTW ... and that is to be able to run the SDK for programming for the iPhone. Can't do that without a Mac, or a Hackintosh.

Apple patches Black Hat SMS vuln

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Bigger Fish to Fry

I'm much more worried about Apple's self-disclosed jailbreak problem (http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/07/jailbreak/ for the Wired article and http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2009/07/applejailbreakresponse.pdf for Apple's claims).

To wit:

"By tinkering with [iPhone’s BBP - the “baseband processor” software, which enables a connection to cell phone towers], 'a local or international hacker could potentially initiate commands (such as a denial of service attack) that could crash the tower software, rendering the tower entirely inoperable to process calls or transmit data..'”

Apple claims that any jailbroken iPhone can be used to disrupt cell tower service.

Frankly, the cute little SMS issue was a little piece of fluff compared to the national-security-compromising jailbreak problem. Seems to me, in the interest of protecting America, all iPhones should be withdrawn from the market and all existing units returned for a full refund until Apple figures out a way to "fix" this.

They know it. We know it. Hackers know it. It's only a matter of time ...

Microsoft 'update' breaks Office for Mac

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Trimming Microsoft Employees

It seems like the first employees to be "downsized" by Microsoft must have been in QA. How else to explain this and the buffer overrun issue caused by the complete absence of testing of the MSVidCtl ActiveX widget? (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/30/typo_caused_massive_ms_bug/)

Riot police raid birthday barbecue for 'all-night' Facebook tag

James Butler
Big Brother

Thank Gawd!

I'm just glad I live in America, where the repetitive sounds of copier machine parties can blare without concern for whether they will be mistaken for a rave ... where birthday celebrations involving under 20 people on private property are still regarded as non-threatening events ... and where it costs way more than 200 bucks to dispatch a police helicopter. Enjoy your warm beer and boiled beef, dudes. That's as good as it gets.

Rosetta Stone rocks Google with trademark lawsuit

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Silly Rosetta

You cannot bar people from using terms that have general interest meanings, like "rosetta stone" or "language library". At issue is whether ALL instances of registered trademarks may be banned for use by ANY advertiser. US trademark law clearly says that a trademark infringement can ONLY come when a trademarked term is used in such a way that is CAUSES CONSUMER CONFUSION regarding the company using the term and the trademark holder. In other words, if I have a baby sitting service trademarked as "The Babysitters", then other baby sitter services cannot advertise themselves as "The Babysitters", or any derivative that might confuse a consumer into giving business to the wrong company. Using AdWords to bid on keywords that are, themselves, trademarks is NOT such a situation. Even using the keywords in the ads that display would not constitute infringement UNLESS the company doing the advertising BOTH was in competition with the trademark holder AND caused consumer confusion. Google was right to lift its ban on bidding on trademarked terms, and Rosetta Stone is within its rights to try and get them to bar it's competition from using it's trademarked terms, however Google is under no legal obligation whatsoever to submit to those demands. It is on Rosetta Stone to take the offending advertisers to court over their infringement, not for Google to be a trademark judge and jury. In the same way, a television network that ran an ad that included the term "Ford Motor Company" but is actually for "Joe's Used Cars" could NOT be compelled to pull the ad, unless a court FIRST ruled that Joe's Used Cars committed trademark infringement.

Copyfraud: Poisoning the public domain

James Butler
Dead Vulture

Great comments

Thanks for some really good comments.

We don't get these that often at the Reg. Especially when Google is mentioned.

Ballmer not so bullish on Bing

James Butler

@Michael Fremlins

You searched for "Big Sky" and were disappointed that the result you wanted, a reference to an obscure band from years and years ago, was not the top entry in Google's search results?

That's not a bug, that's a feature. Your vague query returned vague results with Google providing you with a top result that has been most popular with its users. There's no mystery how it works.

We used to say GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out. If you can't be bothered to be more explicit, you can't expect any search engine to figure out what you really want without a couple of guesses thrown in.

"Big Sky" is Montana's state nickname, like New Jersey's is "The Garden State", so anyone who searched for that term would likely see something from New Jersey ahead of the movie of that same name's website. If you want good results, make good searches. Maybe like "Big Sky + Siberia", which in Google returns only one link in the top ten that is NOT about the band and the song.

EC calls for one world internet governance

James Butler

What are the issues?

Can anyone articulate what the problem is or has been with ICANN from the EC's perspective? The only thing I can think of is the occasional complaint that something isn't happening fast enough, a condition which surely would be exacerbated by making oversight an international project. When the EC acknowledges that under their plan, day-to-day operations would essentially remain unchanged, their request for a finger in the pie starts to sound like fear of something rather than an operational concern. Like a fear that the "Americans" will do something to spit in the face of the rest of the world, just for the hell of it. (I can certainly not see any reason why such an event would transpire.) And besides, it's not like any of the activites ICANN engages in has any immediate or dramatic effect on the network ... they are just managing naming issues. It's not even a technical thing. If ICANN got federalized this afternoon and ordered to keep all foreigners out, it would have no impact on the functioning of the Internet, whatsoever.

Thoughts?

(And by that I mean, serious, technical thoughts, not America-bashing and FUD.)

Opera to take web back to the old days

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@Aidan Whitehall 1

In the USA, every cable network includes language that you can't run mail or web servers from your cable-enabled location. Some of them even monitor your bandwidth and types of traffic and inspect your packets. So if you're using cable access to the Internet, you are violating the terms of agreement, and they can just stop your access cold without refunding you a penny. For many people this would also impact the other cable services they receive, as in most cases someone with cable Internet access also has cable television and telephone, all provided as a bundled package. When the Internet access portion is removed, those people would no longer be able to obtain the bundled package, and would immediately begin to pay for cable television and phone service at the unbundled rates, typically quite a bit higher. And it's one cable provider per service area, around here ... you can't simply get another cable account from a different provider.

Behind Microsoft's IE-free, Windows-for-Europe ploy

James Butler

Let 'em ...

Microsoft already knows that a browser-less OS will sell squat.

Microsoft, knowing this full well, offers to slice its own throat by attempting to sell a browser-less OS in the EU.

I say, let 'em.

The sooner we can transition away from a Microsoft-centric computing realm the better.

What the EC should actually do is this:

1) Take Microsoft's offer and accept no other. No alternatives. Just N and E versions. And Microsoft doesn't get to withdraw the offer, later. They said that's what they wanted ... give it to 'em.

2) Provide $100M (or whatever the Euro equivalent is) for promoting the next top 4 browsers and media players by market share, including lots of push to tell folks exactly how to use MSIE to download those apps. The EC could get reimbursed in part from the browser/player manufacturers by allowing the manufacturers to use their advertising dollars for the purpose.

3) Provide another $100M (ibid.) for promoting the next top 4 operating systems by market share, including lots of push to tell folks exactly which retailers offer OEM installations of the non-Windows OSs. The EC could get reimbursed in part from the OEMs who offer alternatives to Windows by allowing them to use their advertising budgets for the purpose.

4) See where the chips fall.

If Microsoft goes out of business, well then that's just what most of us expect to happen once they lose their iron fist position over the OEMs. If the E and N versions of Microsoft don't cut it, at least newbies will know how and where to find alternatives, having been over-saturated with the advertisements. Non-MSIE browser manufacturers and OEMs who do not want to offer Microsoft products will benefit from the promotional push, and all of us will get closer to discovering how the public REALLY feels about Microsoft products.

Win-win-win: Consumers get choice; non-Microsoft companies get a push; and Microsoft gets the result they should expect ... to look like complete fools who would cut off their nose to spite their face.

Bing 'better' than Google for advertisers

James Butler

@Reused Domain Names

OMG! A pager to let you know when your phone rings? I LOVE IT! The sales pitch ...

"Have you ever left your phone in your car and missed an important call?

NEVER AGAIN with BING!

Bing will alert you when your phone rings, so you will never miss a call, again!"

Brilliant. One wonders why the company didn't succeed ...

Webhost denies poor passwords led to catastrophic hack

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Re: Backups

I have not run into a hosting company that does NOT tell you when you are getting automated backups. I also have not run into any hosting service that provides free backup services for dirt cheap accounts.

So if your provider does not EXPLICITLY state that you are getting backups, you must KNOW that you are responsible for that activity. It is unfortunate that VAserv had so many systems taken down, but if the machines are again available, the customers should get to work restoring from their own backups, and if they do not have any, then they should not be blaming VAserv for that. Frankly, it seems like VAserv is doing heroic work attempting to recover data that they were under no obligation to retain. Check out http://www.vaserv.com for status reports.

Even with our dedicated servers' nightly backups to tape maintained by the provider we STILL do our own nightly incremental backups via cronjob/rsync of all content files and databases. Even if the provider's data centers implode and we need to get completely new systems, we'll only be couple of hours away from full recovery, not counting propagation of the new DNS info.

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