* Posts by Kevin Bailey

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AVG disguises fake traffic as IE6

Kevin Bailey

@Solution is obvious - and simple

Stop using Microsoft software!

It just amazes me all this going round and round in time-wasting circles.

Silverlight 2 beta 2 - Go Live if you dare

Kevin Bailey

Silvershite

A 'web' technology which will not work on all web browsers!

I would think that it's another attempt to try to keep the monopoly position - but it's probably just microsofties not getting it yet that the web is the platform.

Windows XP given additional resuscitation

Kevin Bailey

@ Robert Harrison

- Boots near instantaneously into a usable desktop (and that doesn't include a desktop that is displayed but unusable whilst you wait for the services to load)

Check.

Ubuntu may need a reboot after a 6 months upgrade - but can suspend/restart in seconds.

- Doesn't need to be rebooted after updates, updates should be quick and painless.

Check.

Ubuntu doesn't always need a reboot after an upgrade let alone updates. Also, ALL software on the system is included in the updates - spreadsheets, browsers, library files, OS files, - everything.

MS updaets the OS, Macs update the OS and most Apple software - Ubuntu updates ALL software.

- Frees you from the worry about spyware and virus issues to the point that system resources are not having to be consumed even by an embedded antivirus system in the background.

Check.

- Abstracts the user interface in some nice way such that you literally have links to: Email/IM, Web, Games, Office, Media and that's about it. Obviously a server edition of this future computer would have additional links.

Check.

Ubuntu's default Gnome window manager is a great clean interface.

- Installation of a game package should be as easy as drag and drop. Uninstall likewise, and the uninstall should remove *everything*, no cruft. Remember, you the user just want to use the computer not have to manage it as well.

Check.

Easier than drag and drop - just select tick box next to it on list in Add/Remove programs.

- Manages your documents such that you can hierarchical store them how you see fit (all in one sensible location on the future computer, not in the root drive, not in my documents, etc, etc) but that they are replicated so you can get to them from anywhere in the world, and they are secured.

Check.

Shared Documents can be accessed from the Place menu option. Depends on how you want it set up but we have a central server for docs and a folder on my desktop is connected straight to it.

- Handles as many different media formats as possible all abstracted from you the user. If media conversion is necessary it should be as simple as renaming the file whilst maintaining aspect ratio, sound quality, etc etc.

Check.

Ubuntu uses much cleverer stuff than (ha ha) file extensions. All media formats I've tried have been handled automatically.

- Doesn't crash or lock up or suddenly slow down for no explicable reason. Yes yes this is a tough one, but this is the ideal. If you can solve this you can retire immediately, somewhere hot, with a nice beach.

Check.

Easy one. Unix based so crashing doesn't really happen.

If such a desktop system were to come on the market I, probably like most people, would be willing to part with a lot of good money for it.

Don't need to - Ubuntu 8.04 is here for free.

Try it - what have you got to lose - I think you'll be shocked at how good it is compared to MS products.

Of course - you might have to admit that you're behind the curve a bit - but you'll still be a relatively early adopter.

Also, I'm not as experienced with Mac's but I think most of the points I've made apply to Mac's as well.

Windows experiment meets the bottom line

Kevin Bailey

What have the romans done for us...

Apart from the ...

'I just wish [MS] would then put one tenth of the same effort into making the sites, the downloads and the installations usable'

'As it is you find yourself enmeshed in a Kafkaesque nightmare of: go here and download this, add this patch, and read these installation instructions - which are almost but not exactly like the instructions you downloaded the night before.'

'And if all of this sounds bad, remember that this is only the downloaded - installation is yet to come'

In three days I went back to bare metal five times before everything was present and correct.'

'

'This is not made at all clear on the CTP sites. Note that I'm not asking whether the information is there or not - I admit I didn't check every folder in every basement. It's doubtless there somewhere, but are these fundamental requirements stated clearly at the start of the download or installation instructions? No.'

'if you can't find your way through the maze, round the sleeping dragon and past Cerberus then you are not worthy. Having actually installed the stack and got it working, I feel that I deserve a T-shirt that says: "I survived the 2008 install, even if my sanity didn't".'

Unfortunately it looks like the author has suddenly decided to downgrade all the massive problems and start singing the praises.

Therefore, I agree that thet credibility is now zero and I wouldn't trust his final comments at all.

Bletchley Park rattles tin for urgent repairs

Kevin Bailey

You get to meet soem interesting old guys as well

We had a great day there.

You get a talk and a guided tour by some old bloke who you then realise was part of the early GHCQ setup and knows lots about what went on at BP.

They know lots of extra bits such as the fact that motorbike couriers were only allowed to be onsite for a couple of minutes otherwise someone with a gun came looking for them.

Typical British understatement that the place which helped stop Fascism is looked after by enthusiastic amateurs!

Microsoft slams OEMs over XP SP3 install cock-up

Kevin Bailey

@Aaron Guilmette

Not exactly true.

AFAIK the standard kernel on Linux usually has loads of standard modules. Certainly enough for the different processor typeand so a HDD with Linux on it will usually boot whatever machine it is plugged into.

The point about some brand new hardware is that - so, ok, the kernel will not recognise it because it doesn't have a module.

But in this case there is a different processor - not a new one. Windows should be able to fail safe when loading the intelppm thing. At least some sort of basic check should be in place when loading to see what the processor is.

The problem is in not handling the error.

If it really is mainly the OEM's problem then how come MS are able to release a fix?

Frustration and joy - Microsoft's CTP in action

Kevin Bailey

Must have been tough

@Jerk

Boy it must have been tough at school having a name like that!

VS most popular?

Probably not - just check out the number of jobs asking for PHP. And when has 'popular' equated to 'good'.

The install DOES work from a single command. Listen carefully because you may be close to enlightenment, grasshopper.

All packages install with sensible, secure defaults. All packages also install a README file which will explain clearly any further steps.

There - that's it. I've installed (L)AMP so many times I now even cut and paste the line from my notes.

What I suggest is find someone to show you. You'll be amazed how easy it is.

And being offensive is pretty small minded - but I suppose that explains why you can't learn anything.

Kevin Bailey

password not needed

@Jerk

Just to explain one of the many things you don't know.

You CAN install a DB without setting a password.

For the Postgresql DB an admin user called postgres is set up during install. It is secure by default as you can not log in as this user.

To become this user you type

su - postgres

and then carry out commands such as createdb and create(db)user.

See, simple, easy and yet something else about which you know nothing. You have to LEARN stuff.

Then to create a DB you type

createdb

or to create a user you type

createuser

Kevin Bailey

And who pays for the install time?

And who pays for the install time?

Are your customers happy to pay for your time to figure out this mess? And pay again and again for the time to install/re-install/fix/etc the tools you are using. And pay again because from experience I can guarentee you that deployment to a live server will be even worse than what you've been through already.

As a comparison - let's see how long it takes to install the world's best application development environment.

# apt-get install apache2 postgresql php5 pear smarty

# apt-get install apache2 postgresql php5 pear smarty

ooops - done it already!

So that was what? 16 seconds compared to a couple of weeks.

And you wonder why most of us developers are using the LAMP stack. And yes it does blobs and all the other gubbins.

Thanks loads though for confirming how bad this MS development stuff is. I had to use .NET for about 8 months and I nearly gave up programming due to it being so crap.

Delayed Debian developers get thumbs up

Kevin Bailey

Debian should get some money and promote itself

Some well placed ads explaining the benefits of Debian in the general press could do all of us some good.

These could be paid for by hardare vendors paying for certification.

For example, IBM and HP are big advocates of Linux therefore we buy their servers. However, we're never perfectly sure if Debian will install on all machines. Sure, Debian goes straight on to the low end servers but what about the ones over $10,000?

So if Debian will install straight away HP/IBM could put an official copyrighted sticker on it saying 'Debian Certified'. The Debian organisation could charge for these stickers.

Now for those ads.

Most company bosses don't know anything about software. They have a Microsoft based laptop and think that MS is the only software company around.

Some well placed ads in the Financial Times, New York Times, etc explaining the benefits of Debian could make them realise that they're paying megabucks for a poor quality product. The downtime and general failure of Microsoft products is terrible for their bottom lines.

Let's face it - when I tell clients that we've got servers which haven't evern been rebooted for years they are surprised and impressed. Imagine how the stats would look. Google runs on Linux - Debian is one of the best Linuxes! List all the top CGI based films - all rendered on Linux etc etc etc

It's actually been slightly easier recently. The two most recent projects have specified that NO Microsoft software should be used. One of those was because the company's new Vista laptops had been a disaster - and the upgrade to Office 2007 had broken their in house Access based CRM application.

The second one was because the company did not want to be tied into a proprietry product.

Windows Server 2008 is better than Vista, but why?

Kevin Bailey

Reply to: Desktop Linux is not an option -- no, really

Strange.

Everyone else who installs ubuntu has zero problems with setting up networking.

Can only think that your probably infected XP setup has borked something in the BIOS - seen it before.

I respectfully suggest you stop being a fanatic and keep your eyes open. MS operating systems are rightly being slated and are not likely ot get better.

(New) dirt-cheap bots attack Hotmail Captchas

Kevin Bailey
Paris Hilton

And I forgot to mention mailing lists!

And how would mailing lists run if being charged for emails?

I receive about 1-2 thousand emails a day which are filtered into different folders via procmail. This is very common for the sysadmins who keep the servers running.

Mailing lists would have to stop because every time someone joined it would be more cost. And we've been using mailing lists since before the web.

Please - lets knock this idea of charging for emails on the head before some ignorant politicians backed by ignorant MS gets it into their head and tries to implement it.

I'll put it as clearly as possible.

Charging for emails would destroy the internet in the same way that taking away the foundations from under the Empire state building and replacing them with marsh-mallows would make the building collapse.

Paris because she'd be nothing without the internet.

Kevin Bailey

"Charge to send email" emails aren't just for humans

Us techies use automated emails to send out load notifications, system errors, server notifications, backup scripts output/confirmations, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.

As well as automated emails carrying backups as attachments, automatic data feeds from monitoring sensors from wind farms, steel works, ship yards etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.

Charging for email will just not work. If you block the the intercommunication between the servers which actually run the internet then the internet would grind to a halt. Servers would fail because the admins didn't get the vital email through telling them that disks in the RAID failed.

Don't even think of trying to suggest doing it another way - email works fine and it's how the internet works. Any other suggestion would just be laughable.

If you want to stop spam just install Postfix and set up spamassassin and other tools. This cuts out most of the spam for our clients.

Official: OOXML approved as international standard

Kevin Bailey

At least this is confirmation that we need to mistrust Microsoft

At least this is confirmation that we need to mistrust Microsoft.

When they start talking about interoperability remember this shameful ISO shambles, remember their continuing backing of SCO and lets be clear about the following point.

Microsoft are a monoploy out of control which is prepared to break all kinds of laws and rules to force people to use their poor quality products.

They do not believe in competition as a force for good. The fact that a so-called democracy called the United States is prepared to allow a company to act in this way brings shame on that country as well.

Microsoft tries to talk its way into VoIP

Kevin Bailey

Beware

We carried out some data processing work for a call centre company.

They invested hundreds of thousands of pounds into all new completely MS based comms kit for a new call centre. It never worked properly. There were several seconds delay in connecting calls and called people would hang up after 4-5 seconds of silence after picking up the phone. There were also other problems.

Over several weeks the comms providers tried everything - but nothing fixed the problems.

Result was that the company went bust - hundreds of people dumped out of work on the next payday - without being paid.

What's galling is that MS would have actually got their money for all the server licenses.

BTW - the old unix based systems had worked flawlessly for years - just some very flashy sales people persuaded the management that Microsoft/VOIP was the way to go forward.

Seagate CEO flips patent finger at SSD makers

Kevin Bailey

Seagate should watch out

First they release some Windows only stuff.

Now they try this patent trolling.

They should be careful RE upsetting the sysadmins - otherwise the HDD purchases will all go to someone else.

Look what we did to SCO.

Microsoft's LAMP answer arrives in pieces

Kevin Bailey
IT Angle

Simple functions

If you don't believe me about simple functions just have a look over at

http://www.php.net/manual/en/ref.simplexml.php

for an example.

I was able to add code to process uploaded XML files produced by Excel in one day. And that was from not having used PHP to process XML before.

Kevin Bailey

Correction to what LAMP means.

And just to clarify what we're comparing against.

LAMP to me means

Linux

Apache

Middleware - PHP5, Bash, AJAX, etc

Postgresql

There is great flexibility even within LAMP - see

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAMP_%28software_bundle%29

for other possibilities

Kevin Bailey

LAMP is not just a McJob platform

I've had experience of working with ASP.NET and LAMP.

ASP.NET looks great initially but is the usual over-bloated MS mess once you work with it for a while. You should be able to write all ASP.NET applications with something simple like an editor - bit soon realise that without the really expensive Visual Studio anything other than the basics is not possible.

Also, it is not really portable and not completely cross-browser. Page repositioning only works in IE.

The McJob commenter/astroturfer does not realise that LAMP is really scalable and that PHP has beautifully simple but useful functions as well as full object support with PHP5.

This means that at a basic layer we quickly add simple functionality to websites such as updatable pages and decent forms etc.

Then we could also scale up using Smarty, PEAR, phpunit, object based API layers, phpdocumentor, design patterns, memcached, AJAX etc etc etc to build full featured web applications.

As for the job market - since when has money decided what is right and wrong. If it did then the billions spent on 'enterprise' software projects - UK tax office, Health service, Job centre CSS2, passport office system, pensions system, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc would have resulted in good systems instead of them all being failures.

In fact the sooner management realise that spending millions on overbloated crap like .NET does not guarantee decent product the sooner we can start sorting things out.

Server vendors fight off doom and gloom in Q4

Kevin Bailey

There's a reason for HP doing well.

HP are big, BIG supporters of Debian.

Debian is the Linux distro fo choice for most sysadmins.

I will buy HP first because their support for Debian means that it is virtually guaranteed to be compatible and therefore reliable.

It's about time that these suppliers realised that the IT world is run by the penguin loving geeks - and we will choose those who support us.

Also, for us, laptops are bought from Dell because they support Ubuntu. If HP were to bring out laptops with Ubuntu or Debain pre-installed then they will be chosen first.

I think HP have cottened to to how it works - the other manufacturers are going to have to catch up to compete.

Microsoft rejects Yahoo! rejection

Kevin Bailey

Microsoft won't do it

Microsoft won't do it.

They are like the nerd with plenty of cash standing in the car lot full of sports cars.

They have the cash, they want the car, but will play safe and hold on to the cash.

Canonical scoops up KVM for Ubuntu virtualisation

Kevin Bailey

I love this competition

I'm so glad there are different types of virtualisation.

Competition means that the products are always going to improve.

It always amazed me when the convicted monopolists at MS call open source stuff communist.

PostgreSQL packs record punch

Kevin Bailey

No I don't work for PG

It's just that in a world of crap software the good stuff is REALLY appreciated by those of us who are trying to build stuff for others.

Kev

Kevin Bailey

and a big thank you for the docs as well

Congrats to everyone at PG - and I thought I'd mention the docs/website as it is the best DB documentation I've seen.

Kev

Nokia N82 smartphone

Kevin Bailey

GPS

It has GPS built-in - so that is a definite new feature.

How to speed up Windows Vista: official and unofficial tips

Kevin Bailey

Almost unbelievable admission

So they admit that their 5 billion dollar OS will slow up over time!

Hello - Microsoft - it's an OS - my DVD player does not slow up - my fridge does not stop cooling, my mobile phone still works at the same speed as when I bought it.

And here's something for you - my wife's 8 year old Mac works at exactly the same speed as when we bought it.

It's normally difficult to explain to Windows sufferers that the OS is fundementally borked and their £1000 PC will be almost unusable in a few months. Now at least we have a link to point them to!

This truly is the result of a soviet style monopoly - a crap product - and the manufacturer does not give a seem to realise or care. It's like the East German's being proud of the 2-stroke joke tin shed of a car called the Trabant - not realising that over the wall they have BMW's, Mercedes, Porsches, Audi's etc etc etc

The truly scary thing is that even MS seem unaware of just how bad their OS's are compared to others.

(Almost) unbelievable!

If you still don't get it - just try out ubuntu - I dare you - just try it - what are you afraid of?

You better get used to it MS - you now have competition - and it makes your vista look like a joke.

PHP victory over Ruby: was Gosling right?

Kevin Bailey

Useful extensions

And don't forget that by using smarty and pear you have a clean way of templating and extending PHP respectively.

You can tell these are fairly integrated because they are at

smarty.php.net

and

pear.php.net

Packard Bell pitches UMPC-like laptop

Kevin Bailey

XP Home only?

XP Home only?

Why not XP Pro?

Kevin Bailey

Can they run Linux?

The Vye Mini-V also looks intersting in this range.

If any of these types of device can certify Linux then they might be on to a winner.

Especially if like the Mini-V they can have a SIM card inserted.

Imagine it - a small, bullet-proof, truly portable PC which can be used for SSH and all of the GNU tools etc - this is what many sysadmins have been hankering after for years.

My only concern is that they currently run Windows and in portable mode may need to connect directly to the internet via a mobile phone modem or via an internal SIM card. So it would only be a matter of time before Windows (and therefore the PC) is screwed. Let's face it - visiting certain websites can break Windows these days.

Also, from (say) Debian we have a vast number of top rate tools for free - whereas Windows doesn't really have any.

Free software campaigners stonewalled at BBC

Kevin Bailey

We can all do something

What I am going to do is to cancel my direct debit for the TV license. This is because for six months of the year you actually pay in advance.

I'll still pay for the license as I am going to obey the law - but they are going to only get their money when it is due.

I urge you all to do the same.

At least I'm going to feel that I've done something - and I'll tell the accounts people exactly why I've done it.

Kevin Bailey

Title

"I'd be a lot more sympathetic to the conspiracy theories about Microsoft pulling the strings at the beeb if iPlayer actually worked in Vista. Surely if Bill was in charge he'd have made sure that was sorted before it was released?"

Umm... How long have you need reading tech news for?

Microsoft are terrible at supplying software. That's part of why it is so bad that they lie and cheat to keep their monopolies.

Hell - Vista can't even delete or copy files properly.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/15/vistas_long_goodbye_continues/

The shame of it is that 'Personal Computing' could have been so good for ordinary people - they should be spending all their time doing useful and/or fun things. Instead they spend most of their time being hacked, virused, bank accounts being robbed, computers used in botnets etc etc etc etc etc.

Competition will produce a superior product - just look how Apple Mac's make Windows PC's look like dogs. (And no, I don't have a Mac - all my friends do). But MS will do whatever they can to stop Mac's from being allowed to compete - including getting one of their pets to run IT at the BBC.

This is why the protest is important - we want a level playing field - so that competition can then produce better products.

Shame on the BBC for for allowing this to happen. I for one will now move away from the license asap - a Mac in the front room, Utube and DVD's. Other frineds have done it and I will soon.

Once the BBC no longer has any license money they may have to compete - only too late they'll find they are completely dependent on Microsoft.

Bye bye BBC - and thanks for all the fish.

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