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678 posts • joined Wednesday 15th August 2007 11:51 GMT

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Clues...

> But is it really so confusing? Here's a clue...

Surely the biggest clue is whether you have to pay for it or not?

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Berlusconi

You seem to argue that Murdoch is benign and has no power, but would you say the same of Berlusconi?

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Response

https://twitter.com/stephenfry/status/315247304678445056

He's definitely got at least one thing right.

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Typically, the women involved...

...are men.

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Uh-oh

They'll be dressing up in superhero costumes next and scaling the Symantec building.

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Re: Not well argued

I did say "if". My point is that there is an amount of time that an e-reader will last where it will be greener than the number of books consumed in that time.

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Not well argued

I usually enjoy your articles Alistair, but you made a couple of sweeping statements without backing them up with numbers.

1. Planting trees in order to print paper is more sustainable than building power stations to power our electronic devices.

Well that rather depends on the numbers doesn't it? How much paper do we need? How many devices are we going to have, and how much power do we need to power them? And we'll still need power to do the printing and create the paper.

2. Books are greener (eg, easier to recycle) than electronic devices.

Again, that rather depends on how many we need through our lifetimes. If we could get people to buy and use just one e-reader throughout their lifetime then a heavily used e-reader may well be greener than thousands of books, however you measure greenness.

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Re: How out of date are their lists ?

There's a simple answer to all of this, your wife is having an affair. Or two.

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What's the point...

if you have to listen to the answer phone messages anyway?

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Yes, I'm confused as to why the Reg hasn't covered that story.

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Similar

Reminds me of an issue I had with Flickr. I'd accidentally leaked one of my apps' secrets. No problem I thought, I'll just regenerate it (as you can with Facebook for example). But Flickr has no way of regenerating app secrets. As far as I could see, the only secure thing to do was to disable that app and create a new one. Luckily I didn't have any users at that point.

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IVONA Pun!

I can't believe you didn't do any IVONA puns :(

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Zenbooks

The very new and modern Asus Zenbook Primes all come with (full HD) matte screens.

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Joke

Re: Incorrect apple bash

Would that be the Hobbesian choice per chance?

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Bravo

That's unusually interesting and insightful comment for the reg :)

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Re: Correlation != causation

Yeah, they're most likely depressed because they're fat and are forced into drinking drinks that taste crap by society.

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Re: Firing the police chief?

> three of his officers are apparently under arrest for subjecting him to “physical and psychological pressure”.

Seriously, RTFA people.

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Re: Don't you just know...

erm, perhaps RTFA before commenting?

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Re: Gimp Schmimp

> Save as JPEG? Oh no, you have to EXPORT as JPEG! Change pen size? Oh, let's not make that easy).

I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was starting to think it was just me. Plus it doesn't remember where you exported to last time, so I'm *always* changing from Documents to Pictures.

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Send Corrections Link

Did I miss the announcement about the change to the Send Corrections link?

Are we to take it that you don't want corrections any more?

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Re: Missed opportunity

Or "Quantum offers no solace for workforce"

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Re: Missed opportunity

http://www.chambers.co.uk/search.php?query=literally&title=21st

See #2.

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Re: Anonymous characterised Moore as a bully and facilitator of abuse

You missed "held accountable for his actions".

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Where's the Score the Article widget gone?

The only time I want to use it to mark an article positively and I find it's disappeared.

My assumption is that generally people only used to to mark articles down.

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Hands up who thinks that has worked?

Isn't it a bit early to say whether the response to the banking crisis has worked or not. So far there hasn't been another crash, so maybe it has.

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+1

Brilliant.

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"the best economy class meal available"

Is that a joke?

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Re: What? None for me?

> for this to work you and anyone else would need to send corrections in via "send corrections" and not as a post.

I do. Constantly.

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Re: What? None for me?

I was thinking more an Irritating Bastard badge.... what about a BOFH badge? Guess that would be internal :)

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What? None for me?

After all those bloody corrections I've sent in!

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Re: Price

Thanks, I feel better now.

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Price

ffs that's less than I paid for an 830 in September :-/

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Re: Box

Yeah, they remind me of Apple packaging.

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Common knowledge

I thought it was common knowledge that the stories of dead gamers are government propaganda.

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Detail?

It would be good to get some detail on the innovations, which features and models? Or even a link to the report?

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Microsoft

"Chip makers can no longer look to Microsoft to solve the problem by regularly updating its operating system with technology that demands the performance only the latest processors can deliver."

Not only that, but Microsoft have also done chip makers the disservice of making their operating systems good enough that people don't *need* to upgrade to the latest versions, and for a lot of people upgrading the operating system is synonymous with upgrading the hardware.

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Sam Knows

I complained a couple of times and didn't really get very far. The third time I thought I'd ask for compensation, just for the hell of it. The very same day I got a call from a guy saying that they would be happy to give me a 50% discount until the network was due to be upgraded in Jan.

http://flickr.com/gp/jamiekitson/s29y41/

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Headline

When GiffGaff falls over and nobody's there to hear it, is it even news any more?

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You mean to say...

THEY ARE HUMAN?!?!?!!!???

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Re: Well....?

Yes, looks like she, or someone, accidentally clicked the "tweet this joke" link here:

http://theoatmeal.com/djtaf/j/88

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Money

Just to confirm, the photographer has to buy approximately £3000 worth of kit, but doesn't pay anything to Google. The photographer can then charge what they like (approximately £200) to provide the service to a shop... and has to pay nothing back to Google?

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Re: This is going to be funny

> Value increase sales by 0.001%

It won't even be that, they're going to give it away to all those as beta testers :)

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Well make your mind up

Diamonds Are Forever... bears the least resemblance to the original novel

The Spy Who Loved Me, with Moonraker, owes the least to the novel from which it takes its name.

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Re: I've sent in a correction...

This objectification of men must stop! You wouldn't be commenting on a woman's appearance like this, would you?! His appearance has absolutely nothing to do with the story!

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Amazing

It's amazing what you can do with tilt-shift these days, it looks so much like a model!

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asked our San Francisco office

You couldn't have just changed your time zone?

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Re: Not the best "naming convention"?

Yeah, it sounds like he's blaming the bank for his own silly mistake.

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Re: no VM customer receives download speeds of less than 15Mbit/s

It's what you get when you sign up for Sam Knows broadband analysis: https://www.samknows.eu/

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