36 posts • joined 14 Aug 2007
This game was a Crash Smash (the Speccy conversion anyway).
I'd associate iPhone users with increased sexual activity, just not the type involving a partner...
MS dealers innit
Ah, the old get 'em hooked then jack up the price business model...
How can you tell if an IT recruiter is lying?
Do something useful, instead of just harassing photographers all day.
I think they scan everyone with them, not just the perverts.
My RSI flares up just looking at that thing...
Looks like some idiot missed out an 'o' on the order form:
have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Of course the analysis results will be skewed because these are the people who fell for a phishing scam (I would suggest that such people probably tend to have weaker passwords).
If you've played the Doom games, you know what happens next.
So you have to take the battery out and lose all your volatile data...
That's not a jet, it's a phone.
Can't import or sell
No problem, they only license the product and distribute the software that users can license (not buy) on discs written in the US.
I'd love to tell the authorities the password for my encrypted data, but it's suddenly completely slipped my mind...
When the upturn begins?
Won't they need it for the next leg of the depression?
What's the big deal with Yahoo!? They have a WWW directory thing that went out of fashion when Altavista came along, a quite popular mailing list manager they bought, the weather and financial charts for people who don't need anything better than "free". I wouldn't give $1 million for them.
A giant Tesla coil in every garage. And an even bigger one in every car park. Please.
Don't fix outlook (dot org)
Stop sending bloody HTML emails!
For Great Justice?
Take off every Zig.
talking out of
Wow, you could call it up and talk out of somebody else's arse.
RE: AC "flies aren't animals"
Yes, they are.
So the 5 spanner jobs really are rocket science...
Can we track comment threads we've posted to for new activity on the site?
"Back in 2005, the EOS 5D digital SLR marked the only way into full frame (24x36mm) shooting for Canon owners"
Canon had the full frame 1Ds as early as 2002...
Can't be all bad
Well anyone who puts EDS' nose out of joint can't be all bad.
'proceeded by a “strong language from the start and throughout” warning ' - does that mean the warning came after the programme?
They're still going?
Wow, people are still buying Nimbuses! (Nimbii?) Are they still based on the 80186 embedded washing machine controller.
reflect it back at them
Is there a patent out yet for chrome plated missiles?
Just run it through Imagemagick, problem solved.
Please replace "Jacqui" with "Wacky Jacqui" throughout this article in accordance with editorial policy.
Try telling that to the Polish guy murdered by Canadian policemen at Vancouver airport.
Looks a bit like an MGT SAM Coupe (to my eyes).
In the Andean countries of South America they chew coca leaves to cope with the altitude, I wonder if the new pills are based on anything like this. The US army bulk buying coca leaves could provide a nice boost to Bolivia's ailing economy.
How do you manslaughter somebody in a drive-by shooting?
So if the BBC have to pay for the bandwidth, would the ISPs give away free subscriptions to end users? Or do they want to charge twice for the same bandwidth (seems a little unfair to say the least).
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