Shame

This game was a Crash Smash (the Speccy conversion anyway).

http://www.crashonline.org.uk/68/apb.htm

That's funny

I'd associate iPhone users with increased sexual activity, just not the type involving a partner...

MS dealers innit

Ah, the old get 'em hooked then jack up the price business model...

Go on

Do something useful, instead of just harassing photographers all day.

Perv Scanners?

I think they scan everyone with them, not just the perverts.

RSI

My RSI flares up just looking at that thing...

Ooops!

Looks like some idiot missed out an 'o' on the order form:

http://photocarsonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mitsubishi-lancer-evo-x-police-car-1.jpg

"Hello IT

have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Skewed

Of course the analysis results will be skewed because these are the people who fell for a phishing scam (I would suggest that such people probably tend to have weaker passwords).

Doom

If you've played the Doom games, you know what happens next.

data loss

So you have to take the battery out and lose all your volatile data...

Can't import or sell

No problem, they only license the product and distribute the software that users can license (not buy) on discs written in the US.

Forgotten password

I'd love to tell the authorities the password for my encrypted data, but it's suddenly completely slipped my mind...

When the upturn begins?

Won't they need it for the next leg of the depression?

Yahoo!

What's the big deal with Yahoo!? They have a WWW directory thing that went out of fashion when Altavista came along, a quite popular mailing list manager they bought, the weather and financial charts for people who don't need anything better than "free". I wouldn't give $1 million for them.

Tesla Coil

A giant Tesla coil in every garage. And an even bigger one in every car park. Please.

Don't fix outlook (dot org)

Stop sending bloody HTML emails!

For Great Justice?

Take off every Zig.

RE: AC "flies aren't animals"

Yes, they are.

Rocket science

So the 5 spanner jobs really are rocket science...

tracking

Can we track comment threads we've posted to for new activity on the site?

Really?

"Back in 2005, the EOS 5D digital SLR marked the only way into full frame (24x36mm) shooting for Canon owners"

Canon had the full frame 1Ds as early as 2002...

Can't be all bad

Well anyone who puts EDS' nose out of joint can't be all bad.

proceeded?

'proceeded by a “strong language from the start and throughout” warning ' - does that mean the warning came after the programme?

They're still going?

Wow, people are still buying Nimbuses! (Nimbii?) Are they still based on the 80186 embedded washing machine controller.

reflect it back at them

Is there a patent out yet for chrome plated missiles?

Scale image

Just run it through Imagemagick, problem solved.

Wacky

Please replace "Jacqui" with "Wacky Jacqui" throughout this article in accordance with editorial policy.

non-deadly force?

Try telling that to the Polish guy murdered by Canadian policemen at Vancouver airport.

Coca?

In the Andean countries of South America they chew coca leaves to cope with the altitude, I wonder if the new pills are based on anything like this. The US army bulk buying coca leaves could provide a nice boost to Bolivia's ailing economy.

Double Charged?

So if the BBC have to pay for the bandwidth, would the ISPs give away free subscriptions to end users? Or do they want to charge twice for the same bandwidth (seems a little unfair to say the least).