* Posts by Darren Gallagher

8 posts • joined 13 Aug 2007

Strap-on stealth jetplane for special forces

Darren Gallagher

@Andrew Norton

*laughing* Took me back to my saturday morning youth, awaiting Centurions with glee. You yoinked Jake Rockwell. No fair I wanted to have WEASEL.

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At the Toyshop of Doom

Darren Gallagher

As used on the Famous Nelson Mandela

Our Government is pretty much funded by these guys. Big guns = Big Bucks. Read the book, be surprised. Definitley When children from a school set up an arms dealership, wuite successfully may I add.

Read it skidmarks!

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Dwarf superglues todger to hoover

Darren Gallagher

What a Midget Gem of a story!

Why didn't he use a PVA glue? Penis Vacuum Adhesive.

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Boffins issue speeding ticket for FTL photons

Darren Gallagher

Back to the Future.

This was done back in 2002, by some bobbins with $500 worth of kit. Speed was supposed to be 4 billion Kph. 2.2billion Kph faster than teh speed of light. Good ol' Johnny Bobbins. Have a butchers on the New Scientist site.

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Warner Bros to remake Enter the Dragon

Darren Gallagher

Fuck right off.

That's all I have to say.

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Power gadget set to cut electricity bills

Darren Gallagher

WTF is the world coming to?

Have we really became a lifeform that cannot cope without a bollocksing remote control?

To all those thinking of buying one.

Stop being so B*stard lazy.

Stand up, Walk to said plug socket, switch it off.

Heavens forbid you may have to bend down or move furniture.

Christ.

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Chav-hunting toffs cop some flack

Darren Gallagher

@Landlord of the Chav and Hound

The Burberry wallpaper may cost a few bob. And you'd lower the chances of and sunday drivers venturing in, having a franchise of Greggs stuck to your pub would earn you some coin, but the booze being only Blue WKD and White Lightening may be an issue.

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Darren Gallagher

The Chav and the Hound

Would have made a classic Disney remake. Chav called Stevo meets Hound called Chantelle Mercedes Lilly Dobbs. 3 weeks in, they're both down the DSS sorting out a house for soon to be, newborn, no hoper in life. He then scours through skips and meets chavette skip rat, to continue the never ending Circle of Rife.

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