* Posts by Chris Jasper

18 posts • joined 13 Aug 2007

Who's in Peter's file? Moneybags Thiel hits up Silicon Valley brains to join his Trump think tank

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Non sequiter?

Trump Think Tank.

Does not compute...................

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Windows 10 market share stalls after free upgrade offer ends

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Windows 10

I let it in through the upgrade process finally, my laptop slowly tanked.

I did a fresh install from iso, my laptop slowly tanked.

I went back to Windows 8.1.

Much better now.

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Never explain, never apologize: Microsoft silent on Outlook.com email server grief

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Standard Corporate Approach

Symantec are pretty much the same, they decided to rebrand MessageLabs this week and change the website branding for spam manager, the format of the spam manager emails they send to users, and informed people with a blog post on their news alerts that most of us didnt have access to.

Cue calls from lots of users and infosec types demanding to know what this phishing/malware/terrorist virus attack was all about.

Symantec's response? "It wasn't a major upgrade, what's the fuss about?".

Would have thought the mass of phone calls you evidently got that stopped us getting through for hours would have clued you in guys?

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FAIL

Re: Naughty El Reg

I think a mail to Santa would be more successful

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What’s that Sooty? You want a girlfriend?

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Re: Lets not start on about Captain Pugwash!!!

Nope, he was called Tom

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User couldn't open documents or turn on PC, still asked for reference as IT expert

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Re: A whiter shade of pale?

Have sadly seen this with so called Graphic Designers too

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This local council paid HOW MUCH for an SD card?!

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Maybe more sinister......?

Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?

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Apple's iOS updates brick iPads

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Great..........

............since I work for a place that exhorts its Apple user base to update their devices the second an update comes out without any testing whatsoever then expects us in IT to fix it.

I'm going home............

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Work begins on Russian rival to Android

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Re: "Trusted"

The X-Files was right all along.................

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Lloyds online banking goes TITSUP*

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Re: Thinking about it

Well thats about to get a whole lot worse then

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What's wrong with the Daily Mail Group buying Yahoo?

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Odd Language

I assume if this is successful we can see far more use of the words, 'pert', 'leggy', 'bosom', 'full bosom' and various other terms to describe the physical form of the fairer sex used by the Mail to crop up in search results?

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Facebook throws BlackBerry an HTML bone

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Widgets

Great, now maybe they will see fit to bring back the Facebook widget to Android instead of trying to up Ad Revenue by making us go straight to the feed?

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Brits STUNG for up to £625 when they try to cancel broadband

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And as for the compensation for poor service, ever dealt with Sky?

Not happening.

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Wikipedia: It's not for girls

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Devil

Or Maybe....

Women just have better things to do with their time.......??

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BBC accused of coming out for porn opt-in?

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FAIL

So....

.....apparently having your husband caught out for watching porn and 'mistakenly' claiming it on expenses makes you qualified to judge and decide the viewing habits of the entire British public.

Wouldnt mind if it really was to protect the children, but its just another prudish, christian right wing fundamentalist telling us whats right and wrong.

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iPhone 4 on Pay as You Go: UK networks compared

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Vodafone Shop Assistants

A Vodafone shop prole who was arrogant and rude. Never...........

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Samsung Tocco SGH-F480 touchscreen phone

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Tocco is..

...pretty damn good actually, does exactly what I want it to do, no dropped calls here and battery life is far better than the three Viewty's I had before.

I may be an apple fan but I cant see the point of getting an iPhone just to be tied into a contract with the devil (O2).

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Trevor Baylis cranks multimedia up a notch

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Specs

2Gb internal memory and an SD Card slot.

Not too shabby.

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