* Posts by Chris

89 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Aug 2007

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A sex show of truly Olympian proportions?

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Heart

@ Adrian Esdaile

You don't *want* sex on your computer?

What kind of a geek are you?!

Championship Gaming Series runs out of quarters

Chris
Unhappy

The problem

Is that it's more fun to use your time to actually play games, rather than passively watch someone else playing games. Sites like Prizefight have got a better idea, in that you're effectively betting on your own gaming ability.

Vicarious enjoyment doesn't really apply to video games. If they want to make money out of it, they first need to understand why we play the games in the first place, and to me it looks like the CGS didn't have that figured out.

BBC's speak you're branes collapses under Brand-Ross sex outrage

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It's all good

I have always disliked Brand + Ross, really I couldn't give a sh*t about their careers. If the whole thing truly was manipulated by Clifford as some tin-foil hat wearers here seem to think, then I commend the man.

Palin demands $15m to search her own emails

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Unhappy

Land of the free!

Does it matter where they were born? I thought the whole point of the American Dream was that anyone could go there, pledge allegiance to the flag, work hard, and make something of themselves.

Or is that just Hollywood.

Google: 'We are Meltdown proof'

Chris

Is this really a surprise?

World's richest IT company declares itself immune to financial problems... this just seems like a non-story to me.

Oracle shareholders choke on Ellison's package

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RE: Going forward !!!!!!!

I agree. Please modify the article accordingly - this could be a quick win for you guys.

Nintendo to limit DSi games with DVD-style region locks

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Stop

Won't be buying one of those then.

What happened to you Nintendo, you used to be cool.

Thomas Crown blagger recruits decoy dupes on internet

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Happy

Brilliant

He deserves that money, let him keep it!

Feds: Search engine bride was tax evading prostitute

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IT Angle

Am I missing something?

So prostitution is illegal in the US... yet if you make a lot of money out of it, the government wants some? Surely they can't have it both ways...

Meat Loaf gets Q gong

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Unhappy

I like that song

So what if it keeps the old man in burgers, get off his case, jesus.

Tories would decentralise NHS IT

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Excellent

All they need to do is decentralise democracy too, then I'll be happy.

Police drop BT-Phorm probe

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Stop

@ Why doesn't Alex Hanff get a real job?

Pathetic whiners?

Phorm will certainly NOT become the norm. I am cancelling my BT Broadband and moving to Be.

Here's a suggestion for you mate; GTFO.

BOFH: Remote access malarkey

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Heart

Beautiful

Simon, you should be knighted.

A while back I worked at a place where I was the sole SA.. I always told my users that I was monitoring everything... when in reality I couldn't give a flying fuck what they looked at, I was more interested in reading the reg and something awful!

But the fear kept them in check. Happy days!

Democratic rep fathered alleged Palin hacker

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Paris Hilton

No story here

Where are the nudes! Palin is a MILF and I invoke Rule 34 on that ass!

Puerto Rican corpse stands for three-day wake

Chris
Dead Vulture

That is messed up

I wonder if anyone pushed him over.

BOFH: Burying the hatchet

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Happy

@ JIM THE BOSS

Bravo sir, bravo.

As for the rest of you, hang your heads in shame, for you were trolled hard.

Sony's floating Bravia

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Happy

@ Christian

lol. Couldn't agree more. I don't know why they bother including speakers anyway these days, they always sound shit, if you're gonna spent £1000+ on a TV surely you're better off coughing up another couple of hundred for a half decent surround setup.

Amazon Kindle set to go massive

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Flame

@ adrianm

I also think these devices have their place.

In the bin.

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I won't think about it

The Kindle looks a piece of cheap crap. I'd rather have a shelf full of real books thanks.

Thales wins first UK ID card contract

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Stop

@ Zmodem

You *really* need to read this;

http://www.no2id.net/IDSchemes/whyNot.php

Chris
Boffin

I'm voting tory

They've promised to scrap ID cards, therefore they get my vote. I can cry myself to sleep over the CJA another time.

EA preps video game PCs

Chris

Brilliant idea!

They could sell them with dedicated peripherals designed to help the gamer interact better with the game software! And make them easier to set up than normal computers!

What would we call such a wondrous invention?

CONSOLES.

Site guesses your sex via age-old web flaw

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Happy

My firefox laughs at your silly applet

No browsing history stored... it's hardly a security "flaw" if you can't be bothered to empty your own bins.

China readies Blu-Ray competitor

Chris

To borrow a phrase from Slashdot...

Good luck with that.

I am already building up a healthy library of bluray movies and will not be buying another HD player.

VMware slashes ESXi price to zero

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Stop

@ AmanfromMars

Times up, we've all had enough.

Are you writing in some sort of code?

Airbus A380-800: an airborne treat for gadget fans

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@ Anonymous Hero

Jesus christ that was some serious vitriol!

What is this, fucking 4chan?

Fiorina threatens to get in McCain's antique cabinet

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Alien

Prison Break

Does Ms Fiorina remind anyone else of Caroline Reynolds - the evil Vice President character from Prison Break?

Sony pulls PlayStation 3 software update

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Happy

@ Chizo Ejindu

I salute you sir. Give this man three internets!

Boozers rejoice - it's the USB wine tap!

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Happy

Stop moaning you miserable sods

I mean really. Lighten up a bit guys, you didn't surf to the reg to get any work done, did you?

Teen battles City of London cops over anti-Scientology placard

Chris
Flame

e-mail Boris!

Get BojoCop to sort this out. Isn't that why you all voted for him?

I emailed him here: mayor@london.gov.uk

PS3 owners game iPlayer

Chris
Happy

So glad I went for the PS3

New reasons to own one just keep cropping up. If I had a 360 I'd flog it now.

BT and Phorm secretly tracked 18,000 customers in 2006

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Paris Hilton

Response from BT

I received a phone call from a nice indian lady this morning asking me why I was complaining that I did not want adverts in my BT email account.

I explained to her very carefully all about Phorm/Webwise, and she had never heard of it. She called the "Broadband Department" and they claimed never to have heard of it either.

Eventually she gave me an address to write to, which I am going to do;

BT Plc

Correspondance Centre

Durham

DH98 1BT

ps: Paris, because this is the only nice picture of her. What?

BOFH: On the brink

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Heart

Classic

Another belter as usual Simon!

Click next to continue >>

Top security firm: Phorm is adware

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Stop

Have emailed BT

I emailed BT yesterday expressing my concerns about Phorm and received a form Phorm letter back teling me that they wouldn't be scanning my passwords or emails.

Naturally I was enraged; they better not be scanning my f*cking email because that would be a blatant contravention of the DPA.

If I don't see a published retraction of the Webwise/Phorm relationship within the next week I will be leaving BT. I encourage others to write as well, voting with our feet will make them change their minds.

UGC Renegade gaming chair

Chris

I have to agree

There is no way in hell my girlfriend would put up with something like this in our flat, it's a monstrosity.

Nintendo Wii: the world's greatest console?

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Pirate

Not my demographic

I play a lot of violent, shooting-type games and I don't need convincing that gaming is a worthwhile expenditure.. so I bought a PS3.

BOFH: A tragic accident

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Thumb Up

Excellent

I actually laughed out loud at the ending, great to see the guys back doing what they do best :)

Artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince attacks internet

Chris

Prince Sucks

I downloaded his new album, listened to it once, then deleted it.

Overrated, self-indulgent rubbish.

ISPs hijack BBC in tiered services push

Chris

An idea for the BBC...

The BBC should launch their own ADSL service. They could then lock iPlayer to only work when connected up to their service. Would only have to be a token gesture, I imagine the ISPs would buckle quite quickly after the first press release.

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