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Fujitsu, Intel tilt at hyperscale storage with Ceph-powered arrays

Bill Neal
Joke

Ceph?

I guess we don't have to ask about Crysis then

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Cranial RAM cram plan aims to restore memory

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Johnny Mnemonic?

I hope they get better storage capacity than Keanu did.

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We need to talk about SPEAKERS: Sorry, 'audiophiles', only IT will break the sound barrier

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Ancient technology

I had an employer who insists his old tube-based amplifier is still superior to anything digital today. After hearing the quality at very high volume and very low wattage, I'm inclined to agree. Of course every few years he has to order new tubes from China or some eastern European country since there isn't much demand anymore in the west.

On the other hand, speakers have changed quite a bit over the years. There are even towers that you might not think capable of making any sound just by looking at them (google MartinLogan). Most people (myself included) still prefer a more traditional speaker for simplicity. When a simple speaker breaks, I know why and I can repair or replace it myself.

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Speaking in Tech: 'Software-defined' anything makes me BARF in my MOUTH

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Software Defined Nausea

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Unisys cozies closer to Intel, 'sunsets' proprietary processor

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Emulation?

"uses software for processes traditionally performed by hardware."

Are they afraid to say emulation? because it looks like they're afraid to say emulation.

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Teeny GPU targets wearables, Things

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IoT?

more like the Internet of Things for the NSA! Why would you need such high res (& probably low framerate) graphics in such a small package?

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VROOM! Intel revs Devil's Canyon monster 4x4 at 4GHz

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smaller and simpler power supplies

This may be a bit off-topic, but why aren't there power supplies for DC voltage applications like marine & automotive environments? Wouldn't it be simpler to skip the AC/DC transformer and just control voltage? Is there something out there that I don't know about?

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The enemy of my enemy is my, well, temporary ally: Apple and Microsoft in pact against Google

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Re: well ...

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia

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US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device

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Happy

Re: Software Defined Wanking

Masturbation as a Service? MaaS

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Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook

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Re: That's what my boss used to shout

Yeah, I'm not using KitKat and I'm still happy with my experience until I really want to shell out the cash for a new device that can handle it. I have seen several friends & family in the last year switch from iOS to Android for exactly the same reason, "The iOS update made my iPhone4 crap!" Everyone has their reasons. Mine are simple: total cost of ownership and device lifespan.

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Venus Express to get final acid bath before crashing to surface

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Re: The nutcase brigade would never allow a NASA mission to Venus

pity that NASA is concentrating so much effort on Mars, since there is no way we are going to colonize Venus

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Solaris deposed as US drone-ware, replaced by Linux administration

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Re: Wow, that'd make a great T-shirt!

Death as a Service? in the cloud?

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Will Apple's $130bn cash infusion keep investors onboard?

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Steve Jobs' legacy:

The money being spent on Samsung patent litigation and a new HQ.

Don't forget that he started those too.

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Shocking new low for SanDisk – 15nm flash chips rolling out its fabs

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too far?

I want to believe there is no loss of reliability, but at what point should I worry? Is it not still more reliable to use the last generation with slightly more atoms per bit?

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Hidden 'Windigo' UNIX ZOMBIES are EVERYWHERE

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Would you like to install?

...unless they don't know the root password. That depends on the distro, of course.

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ZEPPELINS to replace Goodyear blimps in American skies

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Joke

Re: Zeppelin NT?

I guess we missed out on Zeppelin for Workgroups. They should be alright as long as they don't name one Vista.

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Police pen shortage threatens Irish public order

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Re: Actually I did expect better.

Someone needs to check out the Pen Island website. Be careful when googling that one. Here, I'll save you the trouble. www.penisland.net

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Microsoft chairman John Thompson: Redmond looks 'like IBM in 1990'

Bill Neal
Joke

At first I read that as

Thompson was taped to a chair by Microsoft's board earlier this month...

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Toshiba opens curtains, reveals air-cushioned 5-terabyte terror

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Joke

Re: Instant Erase

Sometimes instant erase is not an option.

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Google will dodge EU MONSTER FINES by 'promoting' rival search services

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Why?

I get Microsoft v Apple, Intel v AMD, and AT&T v (the world of the 80's?), but not this. Who is forced to use Google? only the advertisers? It seems to me Google is being punished for being too effective/efficient/good.

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Why IBM's server sell-off is a lightbulb moment

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How did Lenovo do it?

Start by making something for consumers that is affordable and isn't crap. I love HP servers, but their consumer-grade products are absolute crap, and Dell fell into that hole too. Lenovo & Asus are the only brands I recommend for cheap machines these days, and it has paid off.

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Microsoft shops ditch XP for New Year as Windows market share expands

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A good number of Windows surface tablets sold in Q3 2013 were quickly returned when people realized they had to get all applications from Microsoft. Where is that figure? Friends in retail tell me they are the most returned tablet. Too bad we don't get accurate stats on these things.

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Lumia 1520: Our man screams into ENORMO new Nokia phondleslab

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HELLO?

HELLO!

YEAH I GOT A NEW WINPHONE!

NO IT'S RUBBISH!

YEAH RUBBISH MATE!

CIAO!

I kinda miss trigger happy TV. I should go download it.

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Bill Gates orders HITMAN to KILL right-hand man STEVE BALLMER

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Whale Whores

DOLPHIN AND WHALE!

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Cisco partners with Wilocity on hyper fast 5-gigabit Wi-Fi tech

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abgn...

The engineers have made a fine mess of the alphabet with 802.11_ standards. What letter(s) will be next?

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HP: Our NonStop servers will be rock solid – even when running on x86

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Serious question

Are there ANY benefits to Itanium/IA64 over the Xeons availible at this time? I'm asking about hardware here, not software support or porting issues. I have heard about Intel bringing Itanium features to Xeon, and I'm just wondering what is left? Is the only problem with Itanium the low clocks? high cost? Is the only thing keeping IA64 alive the software lock-in?

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Blighty's telcos set to CHOKE off another fistful of piracy gateways

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Re: More power to them...

...while the rest of the world gets a list of cool sites to check out. I'm sure they appreciate the publicity. /s

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HGST pops out 1TB fondleslab disc as thin as a digestive biscuit

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Yes, but...

Does this one have shingles? I'd like to stay away from the ones that do.

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What's the first Kinetic Ethernet hard drive? Psst, it's the 4TB Terascale

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Headline

I saw the headline and thought, "WTF is Kinetic Ethernet?" that sounds dangerous.

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Whodathunkit? Media barons slit own throats in anti-freetard crackdowns

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Cold water?

Typical MPAA spokeswoman sticking fingers in ears shouting, "I'm not listening!"

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Amazon wrapping FireTube tellybox for Christmas – reports

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FireTube?

So it's NOT a source for ginger porn then. They really could have thought up a better name. I really don't see a reason to switch from my Roku3 & PS3. I don't want to buy an HDMI switch either.

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Thirteen alleged Anons named and charged by FBI in antipiracy web war

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Re: Thirteen down...

Fine. Say 1000 took part in what (to them) sounded like a good idea at the time. 13 were foolish enough to leave sufficient evidence to be charged & most likely convicted. It still sounds like a weak attempt to parade some dissidents before the masses.

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Re: These are not the droids

Anon is conflicted with the ethics of using botnets to do their DDoSing. Can you blame them? If you wanted to picket a business, would you do it yourself or force others to do it against their will?

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Google's boffins branded 'unacceptably ineffective' at tackling web piracy

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Devil

Re: Simple Reason

It is even deeper than that. Google advertises Play and Chromebooks within android apps like the one for Kickass Torrents

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I, for one, welcome our robotic communist jobless future

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Re: It's lucky we have infinite energy and natural resources to build and power all of these robots

I see a correlation between scarcity and the desire to breed. How do you convince people to limit population growth to something sustainable? Should we all just pretend that we can reproduce as much as we want without consequences?

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Intel reveals 14nm PC, declares Moore's Law 'alive and well'

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Even without another process shrink...

Doesn't this give us even more room & better thermal envelope to add more subsystems to the same chip? The SoC development seems to take away more & more bottlenecks from our systems while giving us more efficiency. I'm sure there will always be the need to connect it all (and upgrade the GPU), but apart from the solid state storage & bus connections, what else can we shrink?

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Shingle me timbers! Seagate brags of 1m SMR drives - where are they?

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Shingles?

No thanks Seagate. I don't care how big it is.

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WIN a RockBLOCK Iridium satellite comms module

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BORAT

Ballocket

Operation

Remote

Abort

Transmission / Transmitter

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AMD announces 'world's first commercially available 5GHz CPU'

Bill Neal
Facepalm

Re: "the world's first commercially available 5GHz CPU,"

I guess an IBM mainframe isn't considered "commercially available"

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Kinky? You're mentally healthier than 'vanilla' bonkers

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Devil

Re: It's not the stuff you do

So its OK for me to use BSD as long as I know how to deal with it?

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Herschel Space Observatory spots galaxies merging

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WTF?

Re: Give way to whoever's biggest.

So what we used to call collisions, were now calling mergers?

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BT Tower is just a relic? Wrong: It relays 18,000hrs of telly daily

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Thumb Up

As an American...

I was impressed when I first saw BT tower from the streets of London. I have seen many comms towers in the US, but nothing as practical looking as this multi-use structure. I'm surprised we don't see more comms equipment on large buildings in the US. There are some, but I feel there is a missed opportunity for some architectural aesthetic value. I think BT tower would fit in with any of our major cities.

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'Lab-smashing' Stuxnet HELPED Iran's nuke effort, says brainiac

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Go

a plausible case

...and perhaps shooting at race cars would make them drive faster, but it would also cause equipment failures adding cost & time to the race.

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Bill Neal
Devil

Re: Looks like...

Biological cyber warfare?

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INSATIABLE black hole in Milky Way's heart crams hot gas into cavity

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WTF?

This is new?

I thought this was already generally accepted to be the case. Is it only news because there is a new pixelated image of it?

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Linux kernel 3.9 lands

Bill Neal
Linux

Re: Quick Noob Q.

Fedora has addressed that in their last release, but I have not tried it yet. I'm still waiting for the next Mint and some new hardware to test it on.

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Hardware hacker unifies 15 retro consoles in format frenzy

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WTF?

As an American...

...what is this Scart cable you speak of? I hace seen the connection on one of my big TV's, but never seen the actual cable in my country. Why was there a need to make yet ANOTHER video connection? Is it any better than the alternatives?

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Intel demos inexpensive 100Gb/sec silicon photonics chip

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Nice

While we may have to wait a long time for exascale computing, its nice to know the network will be ready.

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NASA-backed fusion engine could cut Mars trip down to 30 days

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WTF?

Re: But it takes 2!

Crossing streams?

It has the deuterium & lithium, but no anti-matter.

we probably couldn't get enough solar power to control anti-matter.

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Inuit all along: Pirate Bay flees Sweden for Greenland

Bill Neal
Happy

I don't even use TPB...

...but I love hearing that the site is still running around, seemingly unstoppable. Will it ever end? It all seems like one big distraction for politics & law.

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