* Posts by Mike Moyle

1715 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Feb 2007

US Air Force inks deal with Raytheon on Windows 10 (and other) support for ARSE

Mike Moyle

Re: Top Gun is not geeky

"Really? Please. Top Gun is 'fast shooty things', nobody with a serious aeronautical interest would consider it more than a nicely shot fluff piece."

Just so you know; Tom Cruise as a Fluffer is emphatically NOT an image I needed today!

(Or ANY day, really...!)

Microsoft welcomes ancient Project app to the 365 family, meaning bleak future for on-prem

Mike Moyle

"It makes perfect sense for Microsoft to pull Project fully into the Office 365 family, and to provide an upgrade path...."

To paraphrase Arthur Dent: "Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'upgrade' that I wasn't previously aware of."

Republican senators shoot down a triple whammy of proposed election security laws

Mike Moyle

Re: Snouts in the Trough

But for donations from PACs whose sole purpose is to try to conceal the source of the donations, shirt-patches should be replaced by the politician's choice of facial tattoos or metal plates directly stapled to the politician's dermis.

Traffic lights worldwide set to change after Swedish engineer saw red over getting a ticket

Mike Moyle

A modest proposal...

Green --> Amber --> 10 MW laser --> Red

How bad is Catalina? It's almost Apple Maps bad: MacOS 10.15 pushes Cupertino's low bar for code quality lower still

Mike Moyle

Re: Funny....

"Dashboard gone??? Oh crap, it's taken my six years to start using that!"

If you had stickies in Dashboard, they've been imported into the Stickies app. Widget and other preferences are still there.

https://apple.stackexchange.com/questions/364114/how-to-recover-dashboard-stickies-on-macos-catalina?rq=1

Conspiracy loons claim victory in Brighton and Hove as council rejects plans to build 5G masts

Mike Moyle

Re: Go Brighton go!!

"Last person standing gets to be the king/queen of Brighton!"

Would they be referred to as the Brightish monarchy?

'We go back to the Moon to stay': Apollo vets not too chuffed with NASA's new rush to the regolith

Mike Moyle

Re: Let's start with the basics and then work forward from there.

The Earth is finite.

Therefore, it has finite resources.

Any closed system, the laws of thermodynamics tell us, is a losing proposition; entropy inevitably increases. Hence, recycling what we have here while avoiding "spending billions out there" (...what are we spending our money on "out there"...? I thought it was all paying for stuff down HERE that would GET us out there!) is, inevitably, a losing proposition. It will allow us to deplete our resources more slowly, but just as inevitably.

Meanwhile, "solving" one problem (or, at least, reducing that problem's impact below the threshold where it's seen as a problem) simply raises ANOTHER problem into the position that that one formerly held. Eliminating smallpox simply made some OTHER disease the Number N killer in the world. Were we able to eliminate every disease but the common cold then, by definition, the common cold would be the major killer in public health and so would absolutely HAVE to be solved before we did anything else. This trend holds for ANY group of problems: Demanding that [set of problems] MUST be solved before [other thing] can be done doesn't mean that [other thing] will ever get done if [set of problems] actually DOES get solved; all it means, inevitably, is that [new set of problems] will now be the bugbears that MUST BE SOLVED before we can even THINK about doing [other thing].

...And -- based on the above mentioned laws of thermodynamics -- [new set of problems] will need to be solved with fewer resources than were available to solve the ORIGINAL [set of problems].

Thus, the end result of a "fix everything down here before even THINKING about going out there" mentality is -- inevitably -- that eventually we will no longer have the resources available to us to make the sustained effort necessary and it will be IMPOSSIBLE to leave the Earth at all, since we will have "conserved" and "recycled" ourselves into poverty for all.

OTOH, there appear to be vastly greater resources, in terms of energy, minerals and hydrocarbons, in the asteroid belt, the gas giants, and their moons -- not to mention the sheer amount of new knowledge learned out there and while trying to GET out there -- -- which, if we could but access them, might help us solve those Earthbound problems.

Online deepfakes double in just nine months, scaring politicians – and fooling the rest of us

Mike Moyle

Re: I wonder

"what was the pressing need they were trying to fulfill inventing this stuff."

I don't KNOW what was in the original programmers' minds, but I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that the process started out as a late-night, drunken " '...wouldn't it be a neat hack if we could...', 'Y'know... I'll bet if we...' " conversation that they had the misfortune to remember the next morning.

Iran tried to hack hundreds of politicians, journalists email accounts last month, warns Microsoft

Mike Moyle

Re: Yet another "highly likely" attribution of blame

"Incidentally, the misspelling "phosphorous" is typically American."

Gee... An American company creates a code name to denote a threat and uses an idiomatic spelling (intentionally or un-) for it and you apparently think that there's some sort of a sinister conspiracy about it. As far as we know, it's not the threat group calling itself that, which MIGHT indicate something.

As Walter Kotschnig said in a 1940 speech at Mount Holyoke College, it's important to keep an open mind, “but not so open that your brains fall out.”

HP polishes the redundancy cannon, prepares to fire 16% of workforce

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Just once...

I'd like to hear a CEO say something like "We intend to create shareholder value the old-fashioned way -- by producing products that customers want to buy and serving those customers to the absolute best of our ability to keep them coming back."

...I can dream, can't I...?

This won't end well. Microsoft's AI boffins unleash a bot that can generate fake comments for news articles

Mike Moyle

Re: The comments it generates are short

Bosh!

Have you been Thomas Crooked? Watch out for cybercrims slinging holiday-themed fakes

Mike Moyle

Is it wrong of me...

...that my first thought was that 123-Reg, NamesCo, et.al., were just taking advantage of some of those unwanted .uk domain names that they had lying around?

Holy smokes! Ex-IT admin gets two years prison for trashing Army chaplains' servers

Mike Moyle

Re: Where is god when you need him?

God hasn't done mainframes for years -- since Moses' day, everything's been done on tablets.

Loathed Aussie mining magnate Clive Palmer punts libel sueball at YouTube comedian

Mike Moyle

Re: Good on ya Aussie

"Be careful there in Australia, if Boris keeps on digging his holes he might pop out down under :-)"

Actually, he'd end up in the ocean somewhere SE of New Zealand. He's have to go severely off-plumb to hit Australia.

(Jokes about "Boris Johnson" and "severely off-plumb" are left as an exercise for the reader.)

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/interactive-map-shows-where-youd-pop-up-if-you-dug-straight-through-the-earth/

Confused why Trump fingered CrowdStrike in that Ukraine call? You're not the only one...

Mike Moyle

Re: Trump really believes a conspiracy theory

It's been suggested that he also hoped that the "missing server" would contain some sort of a smoking gun ("FROM: Hillary TO: Broadcast -- Hey, guys! Wouldn't it be hilarious to delete all of our emails and claim it was the Russians that did it?") that would prove that Putin, et.al., had nothing to do with the hacking.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

Mike Moyle

Re: Just when you think UK politics can't get any weirder or messier.

"Oh, and renaming the South Hams to the South Ham Egg and Chips."

Not the "South Ham, Egg, Chips, and Spam"?

How disappointing.

You can trust us to run a digital currency – we're Facebook: Exec begs Europe not to ban Libra

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Kudos, Mr. McCarthy!

I would like to pass on my compliments, Mr. McCarthy. Honestly, while your commentaries have always (IMO) been well-researched and solidly written -- even if I disagreed with your conclusions -- up until recently they have seemed to lack the (if you will) "spark of snark" that has always been the Register's defining characteristic. Lately, however, I have been noticing a greater facility in melding the two into enjoyable and truly Reg-worthy articles.

I just wanted you to know that someone has noticed and approves. Keep up the good work!

World's oldest human was a 122-year-old French smoker after all

Mike Moyle

Re: Conspiracy theories is a national sport in Russia

Unfortunately, except -- possibly* -- for "...NATO plans to occupy them...", you've pretty much described the mass of National Enquirer-reading, InfoWars-following loonies occupying vast swaths of middle-America.

* For them, its not NATO but jackbooted, United Nations, One-Worlder thugs, all ready to invade and force gun control and universal healthcare on us.

Auditors bemoan time it takes for privatised RAF pilot training to produce combat-ready aviators

Mike Moyle
Trollface

Welp, there goes that £350 million/week that Brexit's going to save you!

Clutching at its Perl 6, developer community ponders language name with less baggage

Mike Moyle

Bloke who claimed he invented Bitcoin must hand over $5bn of e-dosh in court case. He can't. He's waiting for a time traveler to arrive

Mike Moyle

"You do have to wonder though: isn’t $5bn enough?"

You're new to Capitalism, aren't you?

Trump attacks and appeals 'fundamentally misconceived' Twitter block decision

Mike Moyle

Re: Three Attempts

He doesn't own two deciding votes on the Scottish High Court, so it makes sense not to go there and risk getting permanently shot down.

Here, not so much.

Mike Moyle

Re: Control is not Ownership

"Would not one expect the provider having a monopoly position to not be so obviously partisan?"

by "obviously partisan", do you mean letting Trump get away with comments that would get anyone else perma-banned from the service?

Biz forked out $115k to tout 'Time AI' crypto at Black Hat. Now it sues organizers because hackers heckled it

Mike Moyle

Strategic synergies

I'm predicting a joint venture between Crown Sterling and Andrea Rossi to be announced any day now.

US regulators push back against White House plan to police social media censorship

Mike Moyle

Re: Except ...

Most of what you cal "leaning left" is approximately 1950s Eisenhower Republicanism: Strong unions, 70%(+) marginal tax rates on high earners and corporations, large-scale federal infrastructure spending, strong federal civil rights protection...

It's just that the Republican party and its radical offshoots have repeated the big lie that they are just what they ALWAYS were and the liberals have been moving left long enough that they've convinced what passes for the center that the lie is the truth and dragged them to the right without their noticing.

Eighty-year-old US 'web scam man' on the run after pocketing $250,000 in Dem 'donations'

Mike Moyle

"And now he is officially considered a fugitive, presumably hoping that people won't assume that an 80-year-old is really a suspected con man on the lam."

Well, it worked for Whitey Bulger for better than 15 years, so he's not completely wrong.

Teen TalkTalk hacker ordered to pay £400k after hijacking popular Instagram account

Mike Moyle

Re: Ok...are people listening...

And who will indemnify the company against anything done by the loose cannon while on the clock which might be -- shall we say...? -- slightly outside the bounds of propriety? Because people who think the rules don't apply to them when they are on their own aren't likely to be any more circumspect after being told "We hired you to think outside the box and go beyond expectations!"

There's a REASON that companies don't like to hire loose cannon types; it's called "limiting liability".

Apple fires legal salvo at Corellium claiming the virtual iPhone flinger is infringing copyright

Mike Moyle

Unless Corellium is copying EVERYTHING Apple, in which El Reg will never hear back from them, either.

World recoils in horror as smartphone maker accused of helping government snoops read encrypted texts, track device whereabouts

Mike Moyle

Agreed. This is top-tier Reg writing.

Well done, Mr. McCarthy! Take a couple of attaboys out of petty cash.

Looming US immigration crackdown aims to weed out pre-crime of poverty. And that may be bad news for techie families

Mike Moyle

Re: I'm a US taxpayer...

Not the OP, so I can't speak definitively but, based on the rest of the post, I assumed that he had simply forgotten that tone gets lost in plain text and so neglected to put the phrase in quotes. I could be wrong, I suppose, but...

Mike Moyle

Re: I'm a US taxpayer...

Federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. IF you can get a full-time (40 hr/wk) job, that's $209/wk before taxes. At 4.3 weeks/month, that's $1247/mo., pre-tax.

The median rent for a 1-bedroom apartment in my state is about $1850/mo.

Someone working for the federal minimum wage in my state would -- quite literally! -- need to work TWO full-time jobs to rent an average 1-bedroom and still manage to eat, and such like.

...and, somehow, my being able to do simple arithmetic means -- according to you -- that I'm some sort of Nazi(!). </eyeroll>

Mike Moyle

Re: I'm a US taxpayer...

...and the surest way to make it unlikely that someone will end up on government assistance is to require that the minimum wage can actually provide -- as President Roosevelt said on signing the National Industrial Recovery Act -- "...the wages of decent living," and require that all employers pay AT LEAST that.

At least, that would be the answer if making sure that people wouldn't be a "public charge" was actually the goal.

US military swoops into DEF CON seeking a few good hackers for debut aviation pwning village

Mike Moyle

Is it just me...?

Or does this "village" sound like one of those "contests" that companies continue to run where they invite artists and designers to redesign their logos / websites / headquarters with a few-hundred-dollar prize* for the winning entry -- getting hundreds of people to do work for them for free...?

* That's, at best, the prize. Otherwise, the "prize" is EXPOSURE!

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/exposure

Chap uncovers privilege escalation vuln in Steam only to be told by Valve that bug 'not applicable'

Mike Moyle
Trollface

Re: Running a gaming PC without local admin rights is frustrating

"Console users have to pay £10 per game when compared with the PC..."

You're paying for for not having to worry about the privilege-escalation bug -- and I call it a bargain at twice the price!

Neuroscientist used brainhack. It's super effective! Oh, and disturbingly easy

Mike Moyle

Re: Survelliance state implications?

"Full-brain encryption protects criminals against legitimate police investigations. Now, what we're proposing isn't in any sense a 'back door into brains', and would, in any case, only be used under proper legal oversight..."

While on his way to the clink, IT consultancy big cheese will cough up that $2.9m he embezzled

Mike Moyle

Re: Shell companies

You appear to have answered your own question.

Watch as 10 cops with guns and military camo storm suspected Capital One hacker's house…

Mike Moyle

Police response

Were I the suspicious and cynical sort of individual -- which, of course, I'm not! -- I might wonder whether the police already knew about the property owner's cache of boom-sticks and found the accused woman's actions to be manna from heaven as a suitable proximate cause for a raid.

If they had knowledge through a source that they didn't want to compromise (e.g., as part of an ongoing investigation, whether that investigation is related to illegal weapons sales or not), or via information illegally obtained (fruit of the poisoned tree exclusion), they might have been stymied up to this point and welcomed this as a convenient and defensible excuse to enter the premises fully locked and loaded.

Mind you -- I should probably say this explicitly for the tinfoil-hat brigades -- I have seenNOTHING that suggests that they had any way to encourage the woman -- who an anonymous poster above has claimed to have mental/emotional issues -- to break in to the CapOne server and brag about it to set them up with an excuse, and assume that they just took advantage of the synchronicity that she handed them.

Mike Moyle

Re: A little sensationalism?

"I have no knowledge whether these were legally owned or not as you have left that out of the article!"

A felony conviction -- certainly a Federal one for illegal firearms! -- generally bars one from owning firearms in the future.

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

Mike Moyle

Does anyone else ever get the feeling...

...that Johnson's morning "bed head" is perfectly-coiffed hair that stays in place while he showers and dresses, then he stands in front of the mirror and carefully combs it into that mare's nest?

It just wasn't meant toupee: Bloke nicked at Barcelona Airport with €30k of blow under wig

Mike Moyle
Coat

There's definitely hell toupee!

(Yeah... It was a cheap joke but it was all I could afford!)

Good luck deleting someone's private info from a trained neural network – it's likely to bork the whole thing

Mike Moyle

"These things really are as unreliable, untrainable, uncontrollable and as stupid as they sound."

So, basically, just like people.

“Deletion is difficult because most machine learning models are complex black boxes so it is not clear how a data point or a set of data point is really being used,” James Zou, an assistant professor of biomedical data science at Stanford University, told The Register.

Presumably, then, it's just like I have no idea WHY my mind seems to think that it's important that I keep the theme songs for Stingray and Fireball XL-5 in my data set. Apparently, though, it's really, REALLY important that I do and I have to assume that forcing that information OUT of storage would result in permanent damage to my personal program.

We may be backing into actual machine intelligence and won't know that we've achieved it until the AI in question intermittently starts saying "Why can't I get that <random, useless bit of data> out of my head?!!?"

300,000 edgy folk pledge themselves on Facebook to storming supposedly UFO-tastic Area 51

Mike Moyle

Re: If 300,000 truly determined people really did show up there

Considering that Area 51 / Groom Lake is attached to the Nellis Bombing Range Test Site, they probably have lots of experimental munitions that they've just been longing for an opportunity to test under realistic conditions and, if not, there are probably tons of UO in the area just waiting for unwary woo-hooers to come along and shout "Oooh! Alien tech! I'm gonna take it home!"

Wondering how to whack Zoom's dodgy hidden web server on your Mac? No worries, Apple's done it for you

Mike Moyle

"Apple appears to have concluded that it is better to protect users by silently disabling this component than to respect the wishes of those who like to think they are in control of what gets installed and removed. Few would disagree."

<sarcasm> CURSE YOU, HEAVY-HANDED APPLE CONTROL FREAKERY!!! </sarcasm>

'It’s not a surveillance program'... US govt isn't going all Beijing on us with border face-recog, official tells Congress

Mike Moyle

“We don’t run the scans against any other databases..."

"We outsource that to other agencies."

Mike Moyle

Noostalgia...

"...the deputy executive assistant commissioner at the Office of Field Operations for Customs and Border Protection..."

Job title like that makes me think it's been too long since I last read Keith Laumer's "Retief" stories.

Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?

Mike Moyle

There it is...!

"It is bereft of catapults or traps for launching or landing fixed-wing aircraft."

Nice to see someone's picking up the slack on Lewis's behalf!

Mike Moyle

God bless this ship...

...and all who bail in her.

Prenda Law boss John Steele to miss 2020 Olympics... unless they show it in prison

Mike Moyle

Re: Copyright trolls....

"On a slightly more serious tack, what's the difference between a drug dealer and a bartender, besides the legality?"

Regular health and safety inspections and mandated penalties for adulteration of the product?

Get rekt: Two years in clink for game-busting DDoS brat DerpTrolling

Mike Moyle

Gonna have to disagree with the sub-headitor on this one.

"It’s all lulz until someone goes to prison"

Hell -- personally, I think that when a yutz like this gets jail time is where the lulz START for most people!

Mike Moyle

Re: Hackers v crackers v DDoSers

The operative phrase being "...supposed to have been suggested...".

"Supposed" by whom? "Suggested" by whom? (Hint: If Merriam-Webster, et. al. wanted to sell dictionaries in certain states in certain time periods in the past century-and-a-half, discretion in accepting "suggested" etymologies that were "close enough" -- which would have then been codified in future editions if not challenged -- would have made a lot of sense.)