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Apple's warrant canary riddle: Cock-up, conspiracy, or anti-Google point-scoring

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more money than the GDP of a small-medium sized country

Why not, then, buy a small-medium sized country and move their entire operation there, lock, stock and barrel? That would put them out of the NSA's and FISA's reach, no?

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Oh God the RUBBER on my SHAFT has gone wrong and is STICKING to things

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same problem with Swiss Army brand mice

Wonderful portable wireless mice sold under Swiss Army brand, nice comfortable shape with rubberised sides. Eventually, the rubber became very sticky (even the spare one I bought that was just sitting in a cupboard.

I figured it was the adhesive that had leeched through.

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Google Apple grapple brings crypto cop block to Android

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Of no use to me personally

While I'm glad people who need it will/do have the option, it's of no real use to me since I basically just use my devices for music players. I don't want to waste CPU cycles and battery life with encryption on my music folder.

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First Irish boy band U2. Now Apple pushes ANOTHER thing into iPhones, iPods, iPads

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Re: It's called Nexus

My HTC One's interface looks remarkably similar to my Nexus 7's and seems to operate in pretty much the same way, as well. Samsung must really be out there.

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WRISTJOB LOVE BONANZA: justWatch sex app promises blind date hookups

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Blind date?

Is that where you close your eyes while ... well, you know?

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One sixth of the ENTIRE PLANET will buy a new smartphone this year

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I've done my part then

I recently bought a refurbished HTC One (M7). :) A bit north of a 100 quid, though. :(

Does it still count if it's not used as a phone? (I've an ancient Samsung feature phone to make calls with.) I bought it to use as a music player as my N900's getting a bit long in the tooth.

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Chinese city creates footpath for smartphone addicts

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Joke

... to avoid possible crashes on Fri

What about the other days of the week?

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Hey, HP shareholders! Mike Lynch is set to buy a 180-foot superyacht with his Autonomy loot

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wiser to wait?

Possibly better to wait on spending that dosh until the investigations/lawsuits are resolved in his favor?

If he loses, I don't think "I can't give back the money 'cause I've spent it all" would sit very well on the courts.

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Cops apologise for leaving EXPLOSIVES in suitcase at airport

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the public was never in danger

until they gave this lady the suitcase with explosives in it.

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Google purchases petite pollster Polar, purloined ppl punted Plus-wards

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youtube?

Youtube is considered a 'social network' site? I thought it was an ad delivery network (with some content thrown in to make us not notice the ads).

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Apple's ONE LESS THING: the iPod Classic disappears

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Re: WiFi enabled pocket HDDs

Good news! World + dog have been making these things for a while now.

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IT jargon is absolutely REAMED with sexual double-entendres

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Thanks a lot!

I'll never think of Simon Pegg in quite the same way again.

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FCC boss Wheeler: Lack of broadband choice is screwing Americans

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Talk is cheap, Mr Wheeler

So stop f'ing talking and actually *do* something about it.

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OH SNAP: Getty Images sues Microsoft over Bing pics widget

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proof Bing using Getty images?

Can Getty show that Bing's widget is pulling in any of its images for these slideshows?

And, no, no vulture slideshow for me either.

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Hey hipsters: Tabs are so last year, fat phones are where it's at

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reasons to open up their wallet(s)

Perhaps if the oligarchs doubled our wages, we'd have extra money to buy more of the tat we produce for them. Win-win all around.

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You are here => Earth is in 'the suburbs' of an IMMENSE HEAVEN

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You are here!

The image accompanying this story in the Guardian contains a helpful "You are here!" label.

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Facebook, Google and Instagram 'worse than drugs' says Miley Cyrus

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no need for social media

I can devolve to bat-shit crazy entirely on my own, tyvm.

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Boiling point: Tech and the perfect cuppa

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Re: accidents waiting to happen

Here in the States, on the filtered water dispensers used in homes and offices which feature a hot water option, the hot water lever has a secondary mechanism (push lever in, then lift it, as opposed to just lifting on cold, for example). These faucets need something like this for to be safe.

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Samsung Gear S: Quick, LAUNCH IT – before Apple straps on iWatch

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... some serious wrist action

Charlie, WTF!!!

What?! I'm just charging my phone!

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Chipzilla gives birth to a TINY comms chip

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Big Brother

implantable and/or wearable models?

If legally mandated for all citizens, gub'ment could know exactly where everyone was 24/7.

If you've nothing to hide ...

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PhabletPhace: All the cool kids are doing it in Asia

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Re: Bluetooth

Yes, I'd be curious to know if these peeps use a headset or just slap the slab up side their face to make calls. Seems to me a headset would sort of defeat the purpose of having a phab.

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Goog says patch⁵⁰ your Chrome

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Megaphone

loads cat vids FIFTEEN PERCENT faster!

Booyah!

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6 Obvious Reasons Why Facebook Will Ban This Article (Thank God)

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Huh?!

Wait! Facebook is a news site? When did this happen?

I thought it was a "social media" thing, where narcissists posted the minutia of their daily existence (because they just know other people are interested in it) and grandmas posted pics of their grandkids. When did they add news stories?

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True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS

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Re: rather than living under a rock

Yes, apologies for just glancing over the beginning of the article before posting.

Still, amazing that 17% haven't even heard of this, it's been front page on the Guardian every day since it happened and I would imagine, from comments here in the past, that it's probably gotten even more play in the Daily Mail.

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rather than living under a rock

we chose to show Mr Foley some respect by not watching it.

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UK.gov sinks another £1.6m into Internet of Stuff spec HyperCat

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a world wide web for machines

Why not, what could go wrong with that?

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Tech patent hoarder Intellectual Ventures to lose a fifth of its trolls

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Re: Schadenfreud

It's spelled schadenfreude.

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Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

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Re: I'd call it "Spinal Tap"

Not it they're done right.

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Pop-up ad man: SORRY we made such a 'hated tool', netizens

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Could have turned that to their advantage

"Stop the butt-hurt of your daily commute with a new <car model> - it's like lube for your sore arse!"

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Rupert Murdoch says Google is worse than the NSA

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fixed it for him

News of the World's invasion of privacy is nothing compared to the NSA's.

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Why your mum was WRONG about whiffy tattooed people

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Yes, mom definitely wrong

I've known mom was wrong about sweaty, tatted-up guys for, like, forever.

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UK mobile coverage is BETTER than EVER, networks tell Ofcom

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confused by ...

“99 per cent of mobile phone owners still use their handset to make mobile phone calls”.

Assuming that other 1% refers to cellular-capable tablets, what else *would* you use to make mobile calls except your handset?

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Crypto Daddy Phil Zimmerman says surveillance society is DOOMED

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Ashcroft ... left encryption alone

Probably because the NSA assured him they had broken it.

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Twitter can trigger psychosis in users

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Such bonkers

Such bonkers. Much sad. Best advising, stop tweet doing.

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SCORE: Rosetta probe hits orbit of duck-shaped comet

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cometary landing

Good thing it's just a robotic probe as I seem to remember a movie about humans landing on a comet - didn't end to well as I recall.

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Whoops, my cloud's just gone titsup. Now what?

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you know you've hit the big time when

like sharks circling the scent of blood in the water, lawyers start circling a possible source of lucre.

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Canada's boffins need A WHOLE YEAR to recover from China hack attack

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covering their tracks

If these Chinese hackers are so 1337, wouldn't they be better at covering their tracks.

Or are they purposefully not doing this to show us they can hack anything, while the governement denies everything?

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Bose says today is F*** With Dre Day: Beats sued in patent battle

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"producing superior products through innovative technology"

Bose? Shirley, they jest!

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It's Google HQ - the British one: Reg man snaps covert shots INSIDE London offices

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those ... sofas?

Those wooden, S-shaped sofa thingies, with no backrests? Accidents waiting to happen, I'd wager.

WTF is wrong with people?

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18,000 Apple employees could get bite of profits with class-action lawsuit

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Re: Hey APPLE!

So, boo-yaa for the cellmate!

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Shields up! Nvidia crams Tegra K1 into gaming slab to rival your PS3

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How about a 32 GB *without* LTE for $249?

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UK data watchdog broke data law, says UK data watchdog

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"non-trivial security incident"

Wow, right up there with "least untruthful answer".

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US freemium mobile network eyes up Europe

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WTF?

Curious

Just went to their site (and entering my location), I was shown 4 phones that might meet my needs but when I tried manually selecting the modified Galaxy S2 "Privacy" Phone, I was told they didn't offer coverage in my area.

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Whoah! How many Google Play apps want to read your texts?

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and Google doesn't care

how bad these apps are for security because they get their commission on each sale of the app.

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Dungeons & Dragons relaunches with 'freemium' version 5.0

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What changes?

A brief description of the changes the new rules bring would have been helpful.

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Listen: WORST EVER customer service call – Comcast is 'very embarrassed'

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Re: "This call may be recorded for training purposes"

I was going to suggest this exact thing.

When the live person finally answers, simply tell him/her that you, too, will be recording the conversation for quality assurance purposes and if you do not receive the quality of service you expect you can assure them that the tape will be posted to youtube posthaste.

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Remember when Google+ outed everyone by their real names? Now Google's sorry

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the only advantage ..

The only advantage I've noticed to having Google+ is that it allows you to have a little picture next to your name when logged in. Delete your G+ profile and it goes away (though the picture itself remains in your profile).

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Japanese artist cuffed for disseminating 3D ladyparts files

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Tentacles?

I guess if she'd added some tentacles, it'd have passed muster?

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Use Tor or 'extremist' Tails Linux? Congrats, you're on an NSA list

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It's furners, dammit!

Why do you furners insist on adding that extra syllable?

P.S. - And it's 'merkuns.

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What do we want? CAT VIDEOS! How do we get them? TOR!

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misplaced priorities

"Cat videos are blocked in some places? Now that sounds like the kind of thing the NSA should be fighting!"

Yes, indeed, should be but aren't - clearly a case of misplaced priorities.

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