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* Posts by Stuart Elliott

176 posts • joined Wednesday 8th August 2007 09:20 GMT

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Stuart Elliott
Trollface

Re: Anyone else reminded of

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow ?

Stuart Elliott
Facepalm

Re: Want to "save the chilllllldddddrrren"?

" than were killed or injured by guns fired by pre-teens in the last year "

What has pre-teens got to do with it, other than allowing a lower number than the tornado killed ?

Stuart Elliott
Pint

Re: I wonder if the bacteria in them holes ever thinks.....

I thought it was "ugly bags of mostly water".

Stuart Elliott
Thumb Up

Re: Bucked the trend

Yes, it's actually quite addictive, it's had about 4 hours off me tonight, so yeah, it's enjoyable, nice seeing the little history lessons going on with the hardware releases, as time goes by.

£6.83 well spent.

Stuart Elliott
Pint

Bucked the trend

.. and bought a copy, because well, everyone needs a little extra beer money from time to time, and I thought the piracy hack-job was funny.

Stuart Elliott
Big Brother

Coming soon...

AdBlock for DVD and BluRay.

Stuart Elliott
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Good news day.

Anything that makes going into space a positive thing is imo a "good thing", that coupled with a 5 second sound-bite on the radio news as I woke up of a girl born with HIV seemingly cured with standard medication, makes this a "good news day".

Let's hope it stays that way.

Stuart Elliott
FAIL

Re: Linux is a strong solution

Fishing much?

Stuart Elliott
Joke

In BootNotes

So would that make it a Booty Call ?

Stuart Elliott

Upvote for Marvin

Glad to see I wasn't wrong in my guess, when I went to look.. \o/

Stuart Elliott
Thumb Up

Re: iPad3 ... works

Only issue reported so far, other than the Cydia servers getting DDOS'd by everyone who's just JB'd their phone, wanting to get their favourite hack-de-jour, is the weather app isn't working, though they're aware of it, and were working on it they said.

Stuart Elliott
Facepalm

Re: ah

I'm a iPhone and iPad owner, and am not an AC, but neither do I feel the need to ridicule someone else for what choice of phone / tablet they own either, so I guess that makes me a rarity around these parts then?

Stuart Elliott
Flame

Re: BB10

The general rumblings are that it'll get BB10 tomorrow, I like the feel of my PB, but I still prefer my iPad 2.

Stuart Elliott
Facepalm

Re: The song he introduced just makes everything worse

One finger, one thumb, keep moving. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89IdetbRyu0

Stuart Elliott

His only realy crime

I think you'll find that handing out classified documents to people not legally allowed to have access to is kinda up there with it...

Stuart Elliott
Coat

Re: So they have negative Kinetic Energy?

No, they have finally produced LUDICROUS SPEED.

Stuart Elliott
Facepalm

Re: Ideal tourist destination

Sounds like someone with a Napoleon complex.

Stuart Elliott
Angel

Banners?

This site has ads ?

Stuart Elliott
Boffin

Re: 486?

I remember building a Cyrix M1 PC for someone, was their so-called 586 chip, was like excrement off a digging implement at the time.

Stuart Elliott

Why it took so long

Is because of Sepp Blatter and his crony Michel Platini.

Stuart Elliott
Mushroom

Re: Yet another government at Apple's beck and call

Or, how about, they were helping perpetrate a crime, and are being punished for it, what's so wrong with that?

Stuart Elliott
WTF?

40 something perma techie Brit here

GIF = hard G as in GRAPHICS

JPG = JAY PEG

SQL = SEQUEL

MPG/MPEG = EM PEG

Router = ROOTER

SAP = S.A.P.

Stuart Elliott
Unhappy

Re: Oh no...

My comments won't do it justice, so I'll stick with

"What they ^^ said".

Stuart Elliott

Well done lad, was scary watching during those check-lists.

Stuart Elliott
Mushroom

Silly question time..

Why is the Games section in RegHardware and not Software ?

Stuart Elliott

Free speech

Unfortunately, people consider free speech to mean they can say whatever offensive and insensitive things they like on the Internet and it be OK.

Stuart Elliott
Pint

With apologies to DA

"But Mr User, the instructions to enable DNT have been available in your web browser for the last nine months."

"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight into settings to find it, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."

"But the ability to opt-out was there ..."

"Was there? I eventually had to go down to the advanced settings to find them."

"That's the best place for it."

"With a browser extension."

"Ah, well the security had probably been enabled."

"So had the CSS to display it in white on white."

"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"

"Yes," said the user, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked menu stuck in a config file with a page displaying saying 'Here be dragons'."

Stuart Elliott
Boffin

Man City

And they call US fans bitter....

Stuart Elliott
Mushroom

Re: Is this supposed to be humorous?

If only there was a system where we could select what sections of the site we want to read, that way, us boring farts can never see the Bootnotes section ever again,

Stuart Elliott
Flame

Cry more

Wah wah wah, my city isn't getting 4G, therefore it's crap..

Cry me a river ffs.

Stuart Elliott

Re: Express: Are they fealing the 'heat' or... ?

In addition, on http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-US/windows/apps - the banner ad says "Develop great Metro style apps for Windows 8" broad as brass..

Sounds like they need a bit more work on their Search and Replace skills, perhaps they couldn't find it on the new ribbon.

Stuart Elliott

Re: STOP SAYING METRO!!!!!!!!

Jehova ! Jehova ! Jehova !

Stuart Elliott
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Re: No need to wait.

Yes, but what did the Romans ever do for us ?

Stuart Elliott
Mushroom

Sounds like we need one in Blighty

For the evil invading Argentinians trying to beautiful sovereign Falkland Isles in the name of oil exploration.

Stuart Elliott
Paris Hilton

Re: Next?

That's not what the wife says...

Stuart Elliott

But..

I like seeing my house on Google maps :(

Stuart Elliott

Is he about to release a book or something ?

He's popping up everywhere at the moment, that usually only happens with people just about to release a book or film.

As for his comments, accurate, but puerile and childish.

Stuart Elliott

Re: Did better than I did

My recommendation, after having a similar experience to yourself, stock up on Windows 7 licenses in a couple of weeks, when the upgrade price of £14 or whatever they usually charge kicks in, and buy those too, then use Windows 7, until Windows 8 sp2.

Stuart Elliott
Paris Hilton

Re: Misleading name

Yep, was expecting some kind of self-manipulation device also.

Stuart Elliott

Re: Bloody Social!

Well, other than the fact that MySpace was fucking hideous, looking like a throw back to the Geocities websites of the early 90s ?

Stuart Elliott

Nobody is a lot of people

I wouldn't say "nobody", as I still enjoy and regularly use SIRI, even in its crippled UK form, once business addresses and the likes get implemented a-la USA, then I'll enjoy it all the more.

Stuart Elliott

BOLTON...

And when did Shelley retire?

I always enjoyed chatting to him, at their old premises, you could always get discounts if you asked for Shelley to serve you direct.

Stuart Elliott

Re: Return of the Jedi

Nope, you're right, and it was bloody impossible. :)

Stuart Elliott

XWing.. Hmm

Nope, whilst XWing was good, and Tiefighter was great, I still preferred Xwing vs Tiefighter.

Stuart Elliott
Mushroom

US contingent

Are you sure it wasn't Howard Walowicz?

Icon, coz it's a BIG BANG :)

Stuart Elliott
FAIL

Ok, hands up... who clicked the link hoping for a bigger version of the thumbnail ?

o/

Stuart Elliott

A Euro Domain for Euro People

Are you local ?

Stuart Elliott

Seller

Perhaps he should have used the nomme-de-plume "woz not woz".

Stuart Elliott

Re: where did it hit?

One assumes that prior to 12000 years ago, it was just River Cuitzeo.

Stuart Elliott
Flame

Why?

OMG, they're huge freaking bugs, let them die off, for pete's sake!

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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