25 posts • joined Monday 6th August 2007 17:13 GMT
This is complicated, so I will only say it once.
First of all, get a very large and powerful tractor. Second, we will need a very heavy duty chain. Now attach one end of the chain to the tractor, the other end around your neck. Start the tractor and rev the engine, then pop the clutch and pull your head out of your ass! The human brain needs oxygen to function properly, and their is no oxygen up their!
Now your browser is faster and your are not the of many a botnet far and wide.
All this fresh air and sunshine is kind of nice isn't it?
Unless He Is Married
The wife cut them off long ago.
Now lets see if I got this right
So, if I should want to visit a porn site I don't need protection because it is clean. However, if I should visit a mainstream site such as a social networking site I would need protection cause that's where nasty social diseases are.
What a conundrum! It's getting so a fella can't go anywhere without a condom. Not even a condominium.
Who cares what they put in that little box up there in the corner?
If you have been married for any amount of time you would know you don't need a search engine; wife knows every freaking thing!
Some day, Some where
Some day, some where, some hacker will find a way to break into Google and steal that stored information and use it to commit a crime.
But will Google be held as part of the crime for collecting that information on its users?
you would think ...
you would think at some point these idiots would move out of the United States and move to a country that would not extradite for being a piece of garbage spammer.
they deserve what they got and more.
if this is....
if this is the latest and greatest thinking out of Microsoft they are headed the way of the American auto manufactures. Going Going Gone!
Need a bailout do you?
And just what good will that do?
Their was malware before Conflicker and their will be after. Just because someone was smart enough to take advantage of an idiot who will click on anything is no reason to get your panties in a twist. The problem is between the seat and the keyboard.
You just can't fix stupid!
isn't that against the law?
isn't hacking a protected computer against the law?
then to post screen shots of what you done, well assine?
Maybe she needs to ...
remove her head from her ass?
Prior to enrolling in school; remove head from ass.
Prior to buying a computer; remove head from ass.
Prior to doing anything; remove head from ass.
Now where in the hell are we going to find a surgeon to do the job?
you need a girlfriend
If you are willing to do that, to your computer; you don't need a computer, you need a girlfriend.
Operating system, software and hardware mean nothing, an idiot is an idiot. And you can't fix stupid.
You just can't.
If there is a will, there is a way
The Russians laid a communications cable in Atlantic Ocean. A U.S. submarine tapped into it and listened to the Ruskies for months.
If you really want to nothing can stop you.
If you done your job at work
If you done your job at work, you would not have to take it home with you.
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