25 posts • joined 6 Aug 2007
This is complicated, so I will only say it once.
First of all, get a very large and powerful tractor. Second, we will need a very heavy duty chain. Now attach one end of the chain to the tractor, the other end around your neck. Start the tractor and rev the engine, then pop the clutch and pull your head out of your ass! The human brain needs oxygen to function properly, and their is no oxygen up their!
Now your browser is faster and your are not the of many a botnet far and wide.
All this fresh air and sunshine is kind of nice isn't it?
Unless He Is Married
The wife cut them off long ago.
Now lets see if I got this right
So, if I should want to visit a porn site I don't need protection because it is clean. However, if I should visit a mainstream site such as a social networking site I would need protection cause that's where nasty social diseases are.
What a conundrum! It's getting so a fella can't go anywhere without a condom. Not even a condominium.
Who cares what they put in that little box up there in the corner?
If you have been married for any amount of time you would know you don't need a search engine; wife knows every freaking thing!
Some day, Some where
Some day, some where, some hacker will find a way to break into Google and steal that stored information and use it to commit a crime.
But will Google be held as part of the crime for collecting that information on its users?
Maybe old people ......
Maybe old people should just mind their business and leave others alone. The world will survive without you.
you would think ...
you would think at some point these idiots would move out of the United States and move to a country that would not extradite for being a piece of garbage spammer.
they deserve what they got and more.
if this is....
if this is the latest and greatest thinking out of Microsoft they are headed the way of the American auto manufactures. Going Going Gone!
Need a bailout do you?
What's in it for the buyer?
I am thinking botnet or some other not so honest operation. If not adware, then where is the value in this company?
Any business who hires a loser who got caught I want to stay far, far away from.
Why not hire the guy who didn't get caught?
If some people ...
had a brain in their head, they would take it out and play with it!
Can't see a use for it in the real world.
And just what good will that do?
Their was malware before Conflicker and their will be after. Just because someone was smart enough to take advantage of an idiot who will click on anything is no reason to get your panties in a twist. The problem is between the seat and the keyboard.
You just can't fix stupid!
You can't fix stupid!
If one is stupid enough to download and run code they are not sure of, no operating system, UAC or anything else can save them from themselves.
You just can't fix stupid!
isn't that against the law?
isn't hacking a protected computer against the law?
then to post screen shots of what you done, well assine?
Ubuntu > System > Administation > Network Tools
That was difficult, I have to go lay down now. I am exhausted.
Maybe she needs to ...
remove her head from her ass?
Prior to enrolling in school; remove head from ass.
Prior to buying a computer; remove head from ass.
Prior to doing anything; remove head from ass.
Now where in the hell are we going to find a surgeon to do the job?
If it wasn't for Windows
I would have to go out and get a REAL job.
And who wants to do that?
You Makes Fun My EnGriSH!
If you pay the $49 likes I Ask then I go to gud Schoul an Fiexs me EnGrish!
yous neeed gud Virus Ware! Pay $49 then I can go 2 ScHoul lern the EnGrish!
you paaay now!
Microsoft needs more dummies?
I just don't understand this, past versions of Windows has clearly shown that Microsoft has more than their fair share of dummies.
you need a girlfriend
If you are willing to do that, to your computer; you don't need a computer, you need a girlfriend.
Operating system, software and hardware mean nothing, an idiot is an idiot. And you can't fix stupid.
You just can't.
story is a very poorly done fabrication beginning to end.
next time you need a filler story hire a 9 year old, they are better at it.
If there is a will, there is a way
The Russians laid a communications cable in Atlantic Ocean. A U.S. submarine tapped into it and listened to the Ruskies for months.
If you really want to nothing can stop you.
for not doing your job you are fired!
If you done your job at work
If you done your job at work, you would not have to take it home with you.
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