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Apple spent just ONE DOLLAR beefing up the latest iPad Air 2

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Re: Pah!

"In plain terms, all this indicates that Apple is pretty much selling us the same bloody thing as last year, with a few minor tweaks."

Ignoring for a moment the additional core and doubling of RAM, I'd really like to see trial by combat between Jasper and Richard Brenner. That would be entertaining journalism.

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iPad Air 2: Vulture chews on new Apple tablet

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Re: Balanced review of an Apple product !

I've had mine about a week, and its battery life is very similar to that of previous iPads. i.e. pretty good.

I have never, under any circumstances, seen my iPad's battery reserves drift below 30%, and that's been after a lot of use, without charging up the night before.

Unless you are insanely joined to your iPad for 9 hours or more in the day, battery life is not an issue.

Assuming no photos or video or music, 16GB is probably quite adequate for general use. As a tool for communication with a distant relative, plenty enough.

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The vast majority of iPad users don't run out of juice within 9 hours (longer than a normal working day). For them, the inconvenience of additional weight and longer charging time would not be welcome. For me, that definitely would not be welcome.

The iPad is designed to be held and moved around. So light is good. Light is very good.

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Apple's OS X Yosemite slurps UNSAVED docs into iCloud

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Re: So how else did you...

Good. This is exactly how it should work.

A little disappointed that El Reg are continuing to run a re-tread about "Last week it emerged that the Spotlight search feature in Yosemite was passing on location and search data to Apple and its partners". That was a real FUD story if ever there was one.

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Fanboi-and-fanfare-free fondleslabs fail to fire imagination

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Re: Well I'm happy

Ditto.

I upgraded from an ancient iPad. The speed bump is phenomenal.

I can understand that, in a shop, it looks fairly much like any other iPad, and why wouldn't it, it's a minimalist device? But the additional grunt, RAM and Touch ID sensor are very welcome upgrades IMO.

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The DRUGSTORES DON'T WORK, CVS makes IT WORSE ... for Apple Pay

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Note to El Reg

This one's going to run and run. Popcorn at the ready.

If a cabal of US vendors want to cripple NFC (which covers both Apple Pay and Google Wallet) in favour of their own maverick payment system (CurrentC) they might want to think seriously about how users are expected to use it. Answer: Apple and Android phones!

It wouldn't surprise me at all if such apps were blocked from respective App Stores before long.

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Re: Apple Pay flop

Maybe you haven't been keeping up with current events, but anywhere that supports NFC supports Apple Pay. And within the next year, US merchants will be obliged to provide secure equipment on pain of fraud liability.

You really want this page to show every last one?

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This is going to kill their business

Never underestimate the purchasing power of an enraged fanboi. Judging by the thousands of forum comments, they're going to all walk across the road to an omnipresent competitor going by the name of Walgreens.

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Re: The store check-out experience

general small talk as they remove their card from their wallet, place it in the reader, and enter their pin.

Don't be silly. Americans don't have Chip & PIN.

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T-Mobile US chief SUCKS UP to Apple, gently ridicules rivals over SIM lockdown play

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Re: Complicated ?

Yes, really.

Carriers will fall over themselves to give you a new traditional carrier-only SIM for nothing. You don't have to pay Apple a penny, unless you want to obtain another unadulterated Apple SIM, un-crippled by the likes of AT & T.

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Wanna hop carriers with your iPad's Apple SIM? AVOID AT&T

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Re: Sort of defeats the object then

Not really. If you choose to ignore the warning and go for a lock-in, that's your own stupid fault.

If nothing else it's a useful shaming device that puts the carrier's lock-in tactics right in your face.

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FYI: OS X Yosemite's Spotlight tells Apple EVERYTHING you're looking for

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Apple don't really talk to El Reg, which is understandable. But they do talk to imore.com

Apple's response there kicks a few wild accusations into the long grass.

Lest anyone needs reminding, Apple doesn't need your personal data in order to conduct its business. Plenty of other tech firms do.

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Hey, iPhone 6 fanbois: Apple's bonk to 'Pay' app IS GO

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Re: Zapp is clearly the future.

Don't forget to type in that 5-digit passcode while you're at it, for all the world to see.

Sorry, but solutions like this missed the boat.

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Re: So in summary

Do you ever read stuff on the internet?

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Re: Sounds bloody insecure

Actually, I suspect that Chip & PIN is significantly less secure than Apple Pay.

All you need is a compromised card reader (plenty of those have been deployed by criminal gangs) or someone looking over your shoulder to see the PIN. Neither of which is possible with Apple Pay.

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Apple releases MEGA security patch round for OS X, Server and iTunes

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Re: They want three years, between upgrades?

Nope. Starting with Mavericks, which introduced Apple's variant of memory compression, older computers were supported.

The same is true today. If a computer can run Mavericks, it can run Yosemite, released a couple of days ago. It can run on Apple computers that were made in 2007.

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Sign off my IT project or I’ll PHONE your MUM

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Top drawer article, Alistair. Great read.

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iPad AIR 2 and iPad MINI 3, 5K iMac: World feels different today – and it IS

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Re: $399 on the 16GB Wi-Fi model

@stephajn

I guess you're not one of the 100% of people who were satisfied with this device (according to Tim Cook in his presentation). You should email him so he doesn't make that mistake again.

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You care enough to comment in public. Having presumably spent time reading about it.

Thanks for letting the world know what you don't feel.

How many times have I seen this kind of behaviour before?

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Apple hit by INSIDER LEAK: New iPad Mini 3, iPad Air 2 blabbed

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Re: I don't get the fuss

Well plenty of people have been squealing for more RAM. It will be faster. Touch ID is a tempter for me, because I hate people shoulder-surfing when I unlock my iPad. That's one of the best features of recent iPhones, implemented SO much better than the competition.

I don't give a damn about a better camera, or non-existent gimmicks like tinny stereo with a separation of a few centimetres.

So... bring it on.

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Forget passwords, let's use SELFIES, says Obama's cyber tsar

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Re: Cut'n'paste

@Q&A:

Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he all right?

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Apple's iPhone bonk to 'Pay' app launches on Monday

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Re: Spending Limit + Theft

Spending limit enforcement: it's likely to work the same way that it does for contactless payments. For me, a more pertinent question is: will terminal equipment be upgraded so that higher spending limits can be agreed when a more secure (i.e. fingerprint) means of authentication is provided.

The banks will assume liability, as they do now for card payments.

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Re: Laughs

Oh, it was YOU!! I had a good giggle myself when I lifted that card from your pocket and bought my own lunch with it :-)

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Do try to keep up. When Apple Pay is activated in the UK, you'll be able to use it anywhere you see the NFC payment symbol. If, as you say, a long list of businesses 'have no current plans to deploy bonk to pay services for the iPhone', they must also have zero plans for handling NFC card payments. Which kind of flies in the face of what's actually happening in the UK.

You mention card swipe. Which is shit technology. Any thief can clone a magnetic stripe and use your card. Or they just lift your card and start buying stuff with it.

Apple Pay will require your fingerprint, which is much much harder to clone, in addition to your phone. That does not make it an attractive target for thieves.

The real benefit to the user, since you ask, is that your card information cannot be stolen from the phone, your purchases are authorised by your fingerprint, nobody can look over your shoulder to see you entering a PIN, and there's no magnetic stripe to clone.

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Re: If I understand the technology correctly

@AC

Your phone knows about your card details.

Those details (which end up being stored in a 'secure element' of the phone) may be gleaned initially by scanning the card optically with its camera. Or - if you happen to have already registered a card for iTunes payments - that card is known to your phone.

You can't just go around photographing anyone's card and expect to be able to make payments with it. There's an authorisation process that must happen first - details not yet divulged. In the case of a card registered against your iTunes account, that's already authorised.

When your card gets a new expiry date, the card company will push that info out to your phone via some kind of message. Probably automatically. Details sketchy at this time.

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'MYSTERIOUS PYRAMID STRUCTURE' found on COMET beyond Mars: Landing planned

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Re: Can someone tell me...

The camera can sense a wider range of colours than your eye can. But this is a science mission. The camera has a variety of filters that can be used to detect specific wavelength ranges. For example, one filter with a 35nm bandwidth is specifically employed to detect iron-bearing minerals.

Space missions often take a series of images using colour filters that can be combined to give a good idea of how things might look to the human eye, but the science imaging always takes top priority.

For this particular object, from what I've heard, it's 'true' image, as you might perceive it, would be something rather like viewing a piece of coal.

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'Bill Gates swallowing bike on a beach' is ideal password say boffins

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Re: Mnemonics are not new

Good idea, but you should keep this kind of thing to yourself. It would be dead easy to create a rainbow table from a range of (popular) nursery rhymes using this algorithm. Just imagine how many people would end up using The Owl and the Pussy Cat went to sea as a basis for their key. Easy pickings. Wouldn't add much to the length of existing rainbow tables.

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PEAK APPLE: iOS 8 SHUNNED by refusenik fanbois

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Re: Too slow...

8.1 is in beta (2) now.

8.2 and 8.3 are also being worked on concurrently. You can look forward to another update before the end of this month.

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Apple tries to kill iWorm: Zombie botnet feasting on Mac brains

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Re: Tries to kill?

Fair enough, 45. Sometimes I don't see the trees for the leaves.

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Re: Tries to kill?

The XProtect update doesn't kill this trojan by some kind of magic.

What it does is prevent reckless users from installing it in the first place. And yes, people have verified that it stops even the most foolhardy user in their tracks.

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Re: Will you make up your mind.

You thought Apple products never get viruses? You'd be right,

There are no Mac viruses. Period.

What there are, are trojans which can get installed by careless or reckless users. Just like you can install on virtually every OS. You can only help some users so much.

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Unless you're a fool who downloads pirated software and then types in the obligatory admin password to complete a malware install, you don't need to hope anything.

If you are the kind of fool who downloads pirated software and then types in the obligatory admin password to complete a malware install, Xprotect should kick you up the arse before you get a chance, for this particular nasty.

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Uni boffins: 'Accurate' Android AV app outperforms most rivals

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Re: Drebin?

Don't call me Shirley.

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MAC BOTNET uses REDDIT comments for directions

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Looking like this happened by users installing pirated software. Silly, silly people.

Apple have now updated their malware definitions to protect users from themselves.

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Re: Sorry, has to be said.....

@Matt,

That fanboi was almost certainly correct. Strictly speaking, no virus has ever been found running on a Mac.

As for other types of malware like trojans and worms, OS X can never be immune to these. Potentially, any piece of software that a user installs – or allows to be installed – could be malware.

If you allow unsolicited malware to be installed by entering an admin password when prompted, you are in trouble. Historically, flaws in Adobe Flash and Java have been exploited to fool users into doing this, one reason I don't install Flash or Java on my Macs.

As for this particular strain, the precise attack vector is still unknown. I read somewhere that it prompts for an admin password but can still do limited damage regardless – the truth of that would be very interesting to establish.

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Google wants to KILL apps with the 'Physical Web'

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Re: Have objects automatically sling ads at us?

You've just described an ad man's wet dream there. I don't want to live in a world like that.

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Apple blacklists tech journo following explicit BENDY iPhone vid

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Re: Apples response:

He [Jobs] had a point. I went to my doctor comlpaining that my shoulder hurt from going to the gym. He said "don't do it any more". Nice!

Apple's company response (as opposed to one person's quip in an email) was somewhat different. And neither said "you're holding it wrong". But commentards can always interpret history as they like.

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Re: Apples response:

Actually, the oft-misquoted Apple response was "Gripping any mobile phone will result in some attenuation of its antenna performance, with certain places being worse than others depending on the placement of the antennas".

Which isn't the happiest advice in the world. But it is at least semantically correct.

Clue: Apostrophes and adverbs exist for a reason.

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Apple tool: Buying an iPhone in a carpark? Find out if it's STOLEN

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No it doesn't. It suggest that you might want to use that website check the status of a specific iPhone using another iPhone. Not necessarily using the one you've just bought.

Except that you won't be able to. Because that site doesn't work on iPhone's Safari browser.

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Try opening that website on an iPhone and you'll be out of luck.

Oops.

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You dirty RAT! Hong Kong protesters infected by iOS, Android spyware

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One more reason (amongst very many) why I would not choose to Jailbreak an iPhone.

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Payment security vastly improved when you DON'T ENTER your BANK DETAILS

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Re: Can I be the first to say ...

No, you can't.

I said that years ago when I won a beer-voucher in a pub quiz.

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Crouching tiger, FAST ASLEEP dragon: Smugglers can't shift iPhone 6s

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Re: Another way of looking at it...

Since you're likely to get shot in China just for reading a p0rn mag, what's the penalty for using a mobile device that doesn't have the current regulatory clearance?

Apple would already be selling the iPhone 6 in China if they had permission to do so.

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WHY did Sunday Mirror stoop to slurping selfies for smut sting?

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Re: Urrrggghhhh

The OED definition of 'slurp' has not been updated since 1993, long before mainstream adoption of the internet. Meanwhile, it has been appropriated widely in IT circles as in, for example, this 'urban definition':

To upload or download data, usually at a high rate of speed. Often used in slang to refer to illicitly gathering data -- that is, theft of somebody else's private data, trade secrets, etc.

One could reasonably expect the OED to be updated in due course, and for El Reg to be ahead of the game.

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BENDY iPhone 6, you say? Pah, warp claims are bent out of shape: Consumer Reports

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Re: Headline should read "Note 3 Twice as Strong as iPhone 6"

Open invitation to Fandroids: Go to an Apple Store and try to bend one. The staff won't stop you. I did. It didn't bend.

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Bendgate backlash: Apple claims warped iPhone 6 Plus damage is 'extremely rare'

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Re: "Backlash"

Jim, your down-voter is clearly in his own reality distortion field if he doesn't believe what you're saying. Life. Death. Taxes. Apple making pots of money. These are givens in today's world.

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Apple nurses HealthKit apps back to life, discharges iOS 8.0.2

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Re: "Key features disabled"?

No, no, no. Fanbois (and Fangirlz) are the Apple devotees. Fandroids are, as you say, slaves to the world of Android, and their commentard faction are typically identified by a certain frothing of the mouth, brought on by endless trawling of articles in which they claim to have no interest!

/Fandroid Baiting

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Re: "Key features disabled"?

It's the job of El Reg to 'bite the hand', and I for one enjoy its irreverent swipes at the world of IT.

On a purely personal note, I also enjoy reading the rabid rantings of Fandroids here.

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Apple: SO sorry for the iOS 8.0.1 UPDATE BUNGLE HORROR

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Re: Arcane

What 'fact' would that be? The fact is that over-the-air maintenance has been available for years on iPhones. Connecting to a PC for maintenance is a last resort. Or maybe taking it to an Apple Store.

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I sold 10 MILLION iPhone 6es at the weekend, says Tim Cook. What did you do?

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Man who predicts death of Apple does the honourable thing

[Mod note: Warning – graphic content in the LiveLeak link below. I don't know why anyone would click on it. The title of the video is: "Man aborts suicide but puts his hand on the power line." It does not end well.]

Here he is

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