* Posts by o4tuna

6 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Aug 2007

The New Order: When reading is a crime

o4tuna
Black Helicopters

Freedom

In the U.S., when we're talking about terrorists, the expression "they hate us for our freedom" is often brought up.

Then why do they hate the U.K.?

Want a 1TB optical drive? Call/Recall me

o4tuna
Coat

@ Matthew

Ummm, A time traveling shareware catalog, perhaps?

Probably ought to check your dates before making such claims...

Trench coat of time traveling.

Google Adwords dive-bombed by American Airlines

o4tuna

AA?

I knew somebody that had to go to alcohol treatment.

After a couple days, they told her that they were going to take every body to an AA meeting.

She wanted to know why she would need to know how to change a tire...

Google spinmeisters defend video refund policy

o4tuna

Two Dollars!

I want my Two Dollars!

Adobe embroiled in War of the Fed-Ex Kinko Button

o4tuna

Title

By Fraser

"I've wondered for a while...

What exactly is a Kinko and what belongs to it?"

Maybe this is it?

Kinko The Clown

By: Ogden Edsl

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown

If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown

If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown

Kinko's in his Kinko car

pockets full of change

lots of dirty pictures

and sticky candy canes

All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get

Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes

Hi, boys and girls, my name is Kinko the Clown

and I really love you boys and girls, really really

But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot

handing out stale tootsie rolls to you little rugrats,

so if anyone want to come back to Kinko's trailer

and massage his legs, he'd really really like it

Really really

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown

If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown

If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown

We go to Kinko's clubhouse sometimes after school

We play in Kinko's crawlspace

There's never any rules

We have to sit on Kinko's lap

There's never any chairs

Kinko likes to tickle us

and give us funny stares

Oh gosh, I haven't had this much fun since last Christmas

when I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls

got to sit on Kinko's lap.

Little Boy: Mommy Mommy, Kinko hurt me!

But that was in Indianapolis, and thanks to the liberal

reciprocity laws, Kinko can be with you boys and girls

today or anytime.

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye.

Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI

But Kinko had some handcuffs on

His eyes were full of tears

Said, "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years."

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown

The parents want to beat me up and run me out of town

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown

Tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town

Officer: OK Shorteyes, get in the car

Good bye boys and girls

GOODBYE KINKO

See you at the turn of the century, cause Kinko

really loves you boys and girls, really really

I seem to remember the line "look kids there's a squirrel in Kinkos pocket" but it's not in this copy of the lyrics...

o4tuna

Mud Dancer

I've thought Mud Dancer was a crap product for years. Proprietary crap!

They should have been promoting DJVU.

Well it's not too late:

http://djvu.org/