* Posts by herman

2080 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jul 2007

Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth II – Britain's first high-tech monarch

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Certainly not a Landy. A Range Rover. She would not subject her Corgis and Dorgis to anything less.

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Re: Faster than light communication

Robert Heinlein said it best: Man will only be free, once the last king was strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

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Re: Coburg-Gotha-von-Battenberg

There actually is one remaining prince in France - Monaco. De Gaulle blockaded the harbour in the 1960s until prince Grimaldi rolled over and submitted.

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Coburg-Gotha-von-Battenberg

I fail to see why the Brits are so tolerant of this mollycoddled family. The French had the right idea.

CERN draws up shutdown plans to save energy

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Boring

CERN runs the same experiments over and over. It must be the most boring place to work.

OneWeb takes $229m hit from satellites not returned by Russia

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Re: Sorry, that’s what caused the war.

The precursor if the CCCP was the Kievan Rus empire which had its capital in Kiev. It was destroyed by the nice Khan gentlemen in the 12th century. So Russia was ruled by Ukraine for longer than Ukraine was ruled by Russia.

Windows 10 business refresh will revive PC shipments

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The pattern is that Windows always get progressively slower. Despite machines becoming thousands of times faster, Microsoft always find a way to make it slower, so that it doesn’t work on older machines.

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Win11 iiisss ssslllooowww

As usual for MS, the latest version of their OS is as slow as molassis, even after doing the obligatory Optimize for Performance setting change and killing all Autostarts.

Salesperson's tech dream delivered by ill-equipped consultant who charged for the inevitable fix

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Re: Tsk!

Engrish is to be helping and not to be laughful at.

Terminal downgrade saves the day after a client/server heist

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Re: Green screens were great!

Aah, those were the days - of staring straight into an Electron ray gun all day (and much of the night) - I wonder why I have so many floaters in my eyes?

California asks people not to charge EVs during heatwave

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Re: Does this apply to everyone?

The police could enforce it using the IR cameras in their helicopters.

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Nukes

CA could recommission the two nuke plants they decommissioned prematurely, but that would make too much sense for a typical politician.

Braking news: Cops slammed for spamming Waze to slow drivers down

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Re: I know the USA has issues, but....

In North America (yes, Canada also), it is illegal for a divorced parent to drive with his child across a state border unless certain red tape legalities are followed. It is even worse for someone to drive with an underage friend across a state line. These kind of abductions are frightfully common, since you may simply be going for a dip in a lake on the other side if an invisible line.

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Re: "Traffic cops in Surrey, England,"

Yes, please note that on the rightpond, it is not a cop, but a copper, a plod or a gumshoe. Also, clocking someone means that you hit him upside the head with a blunt and heavy object, which is something you should never do to the friendly neighbourhood copper.

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Re: I have no problem with this.

Technically, speeding is not a crime. It is a misdemeanor. “Don’t do that you naughty child”.

Japan to change laws that require use of floppy disks

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#DEFINE floppy online

Just make a new law that defines how it should be done, superseding the old methods.

You can never have too many backups. Also, you can never have too many backups

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Re: a place in hell

East European names can have six consecutive consonants and are generally impossible for a West European to remember - and vice versa of course.

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Re: Hardly on topic

Yah, you got to bear in mind that it were us old farts who actually invented computers, compilers and rockets and whatnot - hope you can forgive us for that.

Japan reverses course on post-Fukushima nuclear ban

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Re: Wind and solar

There are huge solar systems in the Arabian desert. They seem to handle the heat, dust and rain just fine. So I don’t see why Aus would be a problem.

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Re: Wind and solar

“Twigged” - I guess that you are from Cape Town which has a fairly large French built nuclear power station on the Atlantic coast.

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Re: Wind and solar

Geothermal also has issues. Salt corrosion and limestone buildup for example.

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Re: saving energy

I need to get a PET scan in a couple weeks, so then I may glow in the dark for a day or two.

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Mountains of coal ash

Compared the mountains of ash produced by coal power, nuclear waste is nothing.

PanWriter: Cross-platform writing tool runs on anything and outputs to anything

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WTF?

Ed is the standard

So, I take it that you don’t like ed?

Businesses should dump Windows for the Linux desktop

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Re: Unfortunately, held hostage by others

I run Office 2003 on Windows XP on Virtualbox, with the network disabled. It works fine this way and I don’t need to pay for any online services.

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Re: Where Linux fails - MS Office 365 + Addon's to start with

Office365 works fine in a browser on Linux.

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Re: Security

Linux don’t have any of those antiwhatever bandaids either and it doesn’t suffer from malware.

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Linux snuck onto the desktop long ago

I realized that Linux had arrived, when my Brother (accountant), told me that he and his wife are using Ubuntu Linux machines.

In a time before calculators, going the extra mile at work sometimes didn't add up

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Re: Bank Accounts

When I was a wee little tike, our home phone number was 3103 and I still can’t remember my wife’s mobile number (nor my own). Nowadays a big hassle is that my Canadian bank won’t accept my European phone number - says it is invalid - sigh…

We were promised integrated packages. Instead we got disintegrated apps

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“Internet, Water, Power, Gas and taxes.” : I am busy drilling a well, there are solar panels on the roof already and I will get another truckload of firewood next week. The internet and taxman problems still need some thought…

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Orifice 360

My solution to an Orifice 360 subscription on my Mac is a WinXP virtual machine with Orifice 2007 and local host networking only to keep malware at bay.

UK government lines up billions to refresh legacy tech in 600-system tax dept

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Chaotic neon bulb flasher

It is easy to build a neon bulb flasher where every bulb depends on every other bulb. It will flash chaotically for a while, then it will settle into a fairly regular pattern and then gradually become chaotic again and so on. It can be quite interesting to watch.

Keep your cables tidy. You never know when someone might need some wine

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Re: My girlfriend did it

Wow, you got her name and number and then you passed the opportunity for some payment exercise?

General Motors charges mandatory $1,500 fee for three years of optional car features

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Re: Dealerships are doing this too

Hmm, I explained to some poor sod that 80% pure Nitrogen is otherwise known as air.

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Re: GM's Thanks for Its 50-BILLION-DOLLAR Government Bailout?

The 11ty billion Obama lost on GM is chump change compared to what Biden lost in Afghanistan.

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Sale of Goods Act

Check the local Sale of Goods Act for your state/province. In any sane state, it is illegal to charge for something that will not be delivered.

Court voids 34,000 unfair Fuji Xerox contracts

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Canada - Equity

Canada has a principle of Equity: What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Meaning that if someone complains about a one sided contract, then a judge will read in the same favourable terms for the aggrieved party.

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Some countries have different rules for short term contracts and long term contracts.

Our software is perfect. If something has gone wrong, it must be YOUR fault

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Devil

Re: UX Designer?

Central European addresses are completely different from anywhere else. In small villages there are no street names, just a seemingly random house number (mine is 125 and across the street is 100). My Canadian bank also doesn’t accept my 12 digit European phone number or my 5 digit postal code as valid.

Enough with the notifications! Focus Assist will shut them u… 'But I'm too important!'

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Re: As an application developer ...

Abort, Retry, Fail.

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Re: Lane warnings

…and at 57, when Altzheimers set in, you may need it.

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Devil

Re: Thank you for this!

I can silence any Teams member with a sharp pair of side cutters…

Amazon to buy Roomba maker iRobot for $1.7b

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Go

Window cleaner

They need to make a window cleaning robot. I would buy one from them in a heartbeat. There are a few on the market already but they are not all that great.

Upgrading what might be the world's oldest running Linux install

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Re: Triggers Broom

My great grandfather’s axe: The handle has been replaced three times and the blade once.

My smartphone has wiped my microSD card again: Is it a conspiracy?

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It is Deflation

Specifically, the Zeroes get deflated and turn into Ones. It is a known problem with all kinds of Flash memory.

Engineers on the brink of extinction threaten entire tech ecosystems

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Re: It's the economy, stupid

Pay is reasonable in the military aerospace industry. The rest is a dead end.

X.org servers update closes 2 security holes, adds neat component tweaks

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Exchange

Something that The Open Group may not be very proud of is that they wrote the original MS Exchange. So now you know who to blame for that: UNIX.

Dev's code manages to topple Microsoft's mighty SharePoint

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Re: Exchange

I dunno, I find Sharepoint to be a good trashcan for documents you don't need to access again.

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Re: Exchange

Except that this story is about Sharepoint, which is notorious for being a bottomless pit WOM system with no easy way to ever find your data again.

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Re: Exchange

Even Exchange nowadays (well, for most of this century) is smart enough to only store a single copy of an email message addressed to many.